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#Didn't expect a CoD post did ya?
pabsterthelobster · 1 year
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For a time, the advertisements for Call of Duty DLC packs placed emphasis on these fictional organizations which would help you get your CoD fix.
For the "Black Ops" subseries, this was showcased with the appearance of the Replacer, portrayed by actor Peter Stormare. As his title implies, he is an agent from the "replacement business" who would replace players in their daily lives to ensure said players could enjoy themselves with the latest DLC content without interruption. He was often shown to have his hands full, often juggling tasks he seemed to have little to no experience in. There were even advertisements where he was seen accompanied by a second Replacer (portrayed by J.B. Smoove) because he just couldn't do his job alone after the first BO2 pack's release. There is also a third Replacer with the given name of Arnold who appears in the Vengeance DLC gameplay trailer, though his actor is unidentified and the scene with the Replacers is shorter than the previous two trailers before it. Stormare's Replacer became quite popular, and was brought into the games proper when he was made playable for BO4's Blackout mode. He also ended up getting a snazzy green and pink alternate "Liquidator" outfit later down the line.
Similarly, for Call of Duty: Ghosts, there was the "CODnapper", portrayed by Stephen Graham. He and his team took a more forward approach to the whole thing, staging a kidnapping of players while they're stuck doing some mundane task like attending a business meeting or shopping with the family. They would then take these players to an unmarked location with Ghosts on standby, with comfy seats and yummy snacks on hand to provide you as much CoD time as you feel you need before returning you to your loved ones. The CODnapper's team does it this way because they know that some players just can't say no to some responsibilities, so players will hire them to cause a scene that will make said players seem sympathetic to those around them while they sneak off to play CoD. The CODnapper and his team only appeared in the trailer for the first Ghosts DLC, Onslaught, so while he's not as prevalent as the Replacer, he fills a similar role to his Treyarch backed counterpart.
Edit - 5/3/23: Updated to reflect the existence of the third Replacer. If anyone can identify him, you're welcome to tell me below.
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islandtarochips · 2 months
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WELCOME TO MY BLOG!
Talofa everyone! I am IslandTaroChips or you can just call me Taro or Chips! I'm just scrolling around Tumblr for any inspirations for me to make any kind of Fanfic story that I'm very interested in (Which it's mostly COD). Let me tell you more about myself before you went on ahead of looking at the rest of my blog here!
Introduction: General:
· I am 23-years-old who loves any fandoms that I'm interested in · Creating OCs in writing is what I do (I can't draw but I'm learning to) · Writing fanfic or a short story about my OCs or any other people's OCs (For I know we all wanted to have comfort characters in our life or we wanted to comfort them) ·I am currently working at the moment and trying to help my family. So please don't expect me to get things done from here. ·I'm Samoan who was born from America and lived the rest of my life down in the Island (Doesn't know ALL of the Samoan language T-T) ·I really do love making OCs on any fandoms that is base with the Polynesian sides (Mostly the Samoan ones) and would love to share my culture with you guys here ·can write Y/n x Canon characters ·I'm a sucker for angst, fluff and romance
Fandom/Interests that I'm into:
·Call of Duty (Only the Modern Warfare that I know about but didn't play :D) ·Genshin Impact ·Honkai Star Rail
Some things I’m not Interested in:
·Not into writing NSFW ·Not into writing MLM or FLF ·Not into writing Spice either ·Not into writing a threesome or more kind of relationship
DISCLAIMER:
·You can interact with me if you would like but please be nice and kind before doing so ·If you are not and you decided to say something negative towards me. I will have to respectfully to ask you not to interact with me but if you don't respect that than I have no choice but to block you. ·If you would like to request of me writing a short story with your OCs x Canon or a Y/n x Canon. I would GLADLY accept it! But there will be boundaries for me not to do it. ·Letting you guys know that there will be some swearing words in the story ·JUST because I said that I'm not into writing MLM or FLF DOESN'T mean I'm disrespecting of who they are. For I am a Christian but I don't push my religion on here. For I only wanted to do some fun writing in here and expressing of what I'm passionate of.
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Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 OCs: (No Drawings I'm Afraid :,( I'm sorry...)
Tiala "Shark" Toa 🦈📄 Captain Kanoa Toa 🇦🇸📄 Nigel "Squirrel" Harrison 🐿️📄 Agnes "Blast" Falagi 💥📄 Dr. Aelan Kalani ⛑️📄 General Alana Kalani 🎖️📄
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Call of Duty: Black Ops Cold War OC:
Koa “Hunter” Nakiu 🔪📄
What is the Warrior Task Force?
Here are the story that I did so far if you're interested of reading it:
Farm AU (141 x Reader):
Farmer!Price x Farmer!Female!Reader 🚬📝
My OCs Stories:
The Blame (Kanoa's Angst Story)
The Warrior Within (COD Fanfic Story)
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Another thing, I would only create ONE story every month. For once I published ONE story, it’ll drained me out so much when I’m done publishing it. So I want to take a WHOLE month break before getting back on track. But I will still post small skits or some infos about my OCs and other random stuff.
I will still continue on making the story before the next month. I just need a break before charging myself again to find some inspiration to make another story. Ok! That’s about it! Thank you for reading this far! Love ya!😘❤️
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bitchkay · 29 days
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"Whatchu doin' wit all dat ass lemme touch it🍑"
CoD consorts giving backshots😈 Pt. 1
Rating: Explicit(18+ mdni)
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Sex headcanons/scenarios.
What else do you even know me for? I'm either writing sickly sweet fluff to the point of a toothache or the dirtiest raunchiest smut you ever read and if it's neither of those its outta pocket and unserious. How long's it been since I posted an actual list of headcanons so be grateful🙄✋🏽/hj
*random order*
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First of all
Guy's a hair puller-- you did not hear that shit from me😶😶
Guy doesn't know how to keep his hands to himself I think he should do back to kindergarten--
Bro is banging you like BAH BAH BAH BAH BAH BAH--
Watching the ripple of ya ass cheeks upon contact
The recoil on that thing😳
Guy is PRESSING your back into an arch like bro it can only go so far what you tryna do crack my spine--
Yes.
Guy is 100% blowing your back out like hes trying to break your back.
Don't even think about running from it cus that man is pulling you right back on the dick
If yall clapping cheeks but yall not clapping cheeks you not really clapping cheeks
You gripped the sheets below you until your knuckles turned white
Guy kneeled behind you, hands pressed firmly against the curve of your back as he fucked into you at a fixed pace. The sound of your sex echoed off the walls as your skin clapped together at a fast rythm. Your body bounced forward with every hard thrust of his hips; your surprised the headboard wasn't slamming against the wall
"Mmph--!! Slow- slow down!" You cried out throwing your head back.
This was entirely too much all at one time. Although you didn't expect anything less from Guy.
Your arms reached forward almost attempting to pull your body away unsure if craved more or had enough. Your attempt proved futile as Guy yanked you back onto him, gripping you one hand on your waist the other ankored on your shoulder.
"Come back here."
With your back in a deep arch he pulled you back into his thrusts as he tugged your body up, tipping your chin back to kiss your lips upside down with a gentleness that contradicted the rough assault on your pussy.
"Too... too much... can't take it.." your breathing laboured and your eyes glossy and wet. You can't count how many times you've cum already tonight.
"Yes you can. I know you can." Guy pecked your lips one more time before pining you to the bed picking up an unrelenting pace slamming into you with more energy than before.
You moaned loudly feeling that familiar feeling inside your pussy as you felt Guy pull and push inside you. The fat of your ass cheeks rippled upon contact, his balls slapping your clit; you felt so sensitive feeling every detail of Guys cock against your walls.
"You asked for this so take it."
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Rio sees the curve of your back, the very arch of your spine
and his eyes roll back--
Bro thinks he died and went to heaven
Just the sight of you face down ass up he felt his cock twitch
Rio always seems to deal with this inner turmoil in his mind when you get intimate
"I wanna ruin them😳" "I wanna love them😚" "I don't wanna hurt them🥺" "But they're so sexy😳" "they deserve to be cherished🥰" "I wanna see them absolutely mindless with pleasure at my hand👁👁" "Stop, I need to be gentle with them😥" "I'm at my limit😶"
He's always torn between making sweet love to your body and fucking like mating rabbits
His brain short circuits when you throw it back on him.
What ever happens next is between him and god now, he's out
He apologizes in advance for what he's about to do and promises to give you a back massage and indulge in a warm bath when he's done cus he's about to be really fucking you now
You have the sexiest back he's ever seen.
Rio is so painfully hard at this point. The way your back arches beautifully and the way your plump ass cheeks bounce off his lower stomach as you grind on him needily. He's not thinking straight anymore.
He let you do your own thing for the last little while and fuck yourself on his cock. He couldn't get enough of you. Suddenly he found his hands on you ass cheeks kneading your thick flesh in his big hands.
"... Rio?"
"Forgive me."
"Forgive you? What are you apologizing for-- Mmm!!"
As if on cue you felt the full length of Rios dick roughly fuck into you. You felt it twitch inside you as it kissed your cervix, reaching your deepest spots.
"Ohh... fuck..." you gripped the sheets beneath you as you felt the familiar drag of his cock as he pulled out, thrusting back in with as much ferocity.
"Urg..." Rio hung his head, moaning out as he repeated the action, already loosing himself to the feeling. "Dear creator..."
You moaned as he tugged you back into his thrusts, your body squirming beneath him. Moaning his name as he fucked you, the lewd wet sound of your bodies clapping echoing off the walls.
"Oh my-- oh my god! Rio!" You moaned loudly wanting to bury you face in the pillows.
"Ah... oh... you're to- you're too good--!" Rio moaned fucking into you, your pussy gripped him like a vice, it was hard not to get addicted when you're always so warm, wet and... tight.
Your brain was turning to mush. You couldn't help but cum on his dick, your overstimulated body shuttering as Rio pushed you over the edge.
"Ah... that's... you're so pretty... so pretty when you finish..." Rios hands ran up and down your back softly as he sped up his pace. "More... need more"
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Toa would much rather see your face but shit he like this😈
I feel like Toa like switching positions a bit
Like I said he would much rather look at your face but a little booty never hurt no one😋
Toa is one that's always holding you around your waist
Enjoying the hot drag of his cock between your folds before he needs to feel his skin against yours
He'd lean over you and pull you up so your back is against his chest, arm draped around your middle, the other anchored on the head board as he fucks you from behind
The skin to skin contact makes it 10× better
You both ignore the way sweat sticks to your skin as Toa kisses your shoulders praising your sweet body
Don't expect him to let up anytime soon
"Ahh..."
You moan hotly as Toa fills you up, your back flush to his chest. He hushes you as he kisses the side of your face, holding you around your middle reassuring you.
"Shh... you're doing so well pretty... so good..." Toa kisses your ear as he buries himself inside you, his pelvis flushed to your ass.
He thrusted in with such purpose if he wasn't holding you up you're sure you would've fallen face first into the pillows. Toa with one hand gripping the headboard, fucked into you kissing the back of your neck trailing kisses down your back as your moans rung throughout the room.
Good thing he used that soundproofing spell.
"Hah ahh... fuck... Toa, please..." your head hung as your back arched feeling a trail of drool rim your lips. You didn't even know what you were begging for but you know you need more of him.
"Yes..." Toa picked up your head with the arm that was wrapped around your middle, turning your head to kiss your lips, licking up the drool before it fell.
His pace increased; with your body now ankored from your chin your back arched deeper making him feel like he was in your stomach.
"Ah-! Oh my--!" One of your hands went up to cup his cheek pulling him to your lips needing to occupy your mouth muffling your moans.
Toa kissed you back, his tongue exploring your mouth groaning as he felt your pussy clench around the length of his cock.
"Mmm... that feel good?" He panted in your mouth, his arm going back around your waist pulling your body right up against him.
"Yes! Yes! Yes! Toa! Please... more.."
"More? How could I ever say no to you~♡"
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This man is a freak.
Bro also dosen't know how to keep his hands to himself like they always on the move, like stay in one place boy!
Roy will truely make you crazy the way he has you like this
He's holding your waist, holding your hips, he's kneading the thick of your ass in his hands while he goes at it with you
Bro is holding your thighs too his hands are everywhere!!
If its permissible his hands are in your hair too and he's not opposed to tugging on it a little bit
wraps a hand around your neck to pull you back for a kiss--
Will hold you flush against his chest with one hand around your neck and the other on your clit while he coos in your ear--
He's gently pressing your back into an arch with one hand, holding and kneading one of your ass cheeks with the other while watching himself disappear inside you
And he's moaning too
Like bro is moaning
Saying shit like how good he feels, how good you feel, how pretty he thinks you are
Bro won't shut the fuck up💀
And he loves when you look back at him😩
But dont get it twisted you a freak too
"Ohhh~ right there baby~ right there~~"
You threw your head back, letting out a pornographic moan, your back arching as you moved your hips back against him.
"Mmm... creator..." Roy groaned as he felt you tighten arround him, his hands situated on the meat of your ass, pulling you back into him.
You felt heavenly, he could barely contain himself. Your pussy hugged his cock like a sleeve, pulling him back in every time he pulled back. You were so slippery... so warm... tight. Roy could drown.
"You feel so good Heartspell... taking me so well~"
He thrusted forward savoring your wetness as you dripped down his shaft, the wet clap of his hips meeting your ass sounded delightfully filthy as he sped up almost as if he was looking to peirce your heart with his sex.
"Oh~hh mmm... Roy... so good..." you slurred gripping the sheets below as your pressed back against him meeting his thrusts. Your delirious moans echoed throughout the room as your pussy made the most wet obscene noises.
"Oh you're so wet~ 'love me so much don't you?~" Roy caressed your thighs up and down as he lengthened his thrusts pulling almost all the way out before pushing to the hilt in a fluid motion.
"Ah-! Yes...! Yes, I love you so much! S'good to me..."
"Yes I am~ Winsome thing you are~"
His praises punctuated with a long deep thrust, shaking your body forward with each movement. It was hard to describe your pussy as anything if not soaking wet. You coated Roy's hard cock in your sticky translucent fluid making it easy to slip in and out of your lurid pussy.
"Oh... you're so good Heartspell~ I'm making you feel good?~" his eager thrusts grew erratic, holding your waist as he deep dicked you into the mattress.
In his pursuit his cock accidentally slipped out of your pussy, rubbing through your folds against your clit in attempt to slip back in inside dick dripping in your essence.
"Oops i--"
You reached back grabbing his dick as it slipped out stroking it as you teased your folds pushing it back in. You turned your head back, looking Roy in his golden yellow eyes blown out by lust as you fuck yourself back on him, slowly, almost teasingly.
"We're... we're not finished... I haven't gotten my fill of this dick yet...~
Oh you definitely have his heart under a spell alright.
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Lynt can be insatiable sometimes however👀
Lynt will drive you CRAZY the way he stroking you
Lynt is truly making love to your body man
Slow purposeful strokes as he enjoys your body knowing your just aching beneath him
It's like you're both under a spell, stuck in a trance as you moan in sync
He's holding and kneading and touching on the thick softness of your ass cheeks while he do it
The way Lynt slowly thrusts is delicious, you're clawing at the sheets below you
This can go on for hours and you still can't get enough
"Mmm~ fuck!"
You gripped the pillow tightly, your brain turning to mush off of the slow drag of Lynts cock in your pussy. The man gripped the thick of your hips as he pushed into your pillowy wetness.
"You're so warm~..." Lynt sighed as he pulled you into his thrusts, your cunt fluttering around him. "So good~..."
It felt like he was going deeper each thrust, the tip of his cock kissing your cervix with every drag. You wiggled your hips as you pushed back on him meeting his thrusts, feeling yourself drip down your thighs.
"O-ohh~" Lynts hands moved from their place at you're hips, massaging your back and waist affectionately before going back, holding the sweet fat of your ass.
"Mmm!" You buried your face in the pillow arching your back further as you felt him twitch inside you.
Your cunt pulsed and convulsed hugging Lynts cock so nicely he couldn't help but moan. You left a wet sheen on his shaft, a white ring left at the base of his cock, the sight making him groan; proof he's making you feel good.
"Augh~ ... creator you're amazing~"
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Don't let that pretty boy smile fool you this man is a demon!!
Dia is beating your back in.
Your face is buried in the pillows while the wet slap of your sex echos throughout the room
He loves the sound it makes, proof of the intensity of your fucking
Dia will lean over your back, one hand on your waist and kiss your back spewing a mixture of filthy words and praises all while hitting you from behind.
*moans loudly*
He's gently holding your back in it's pretty arch as he goes at you like he has no intention of stopping
Arms wrapped around you like he loves whispering sweet nothings in your ear while he fuck you from behind like youd done something to personally offend him.
Let's not forget hes handsy too
Kneeled behind you, Dia holds your hips steady as you ease back on him, impaling yourself on his cock.
"That's it... don't hurt yourself~" he caressed your waist and thighs as you pushed down all the way until your thighs were flush. "I'm fully inside lovesong~"
He kisses the back of your neck, wrapping his arms around your middle letting his hands wonder your naked skin.
"Dia..." you sigh his name, calling out as his hands cup your breasts paying them attention
"Yes? Something wrong?" He says teasingly, knowing exactly what it is you want.
You move your hips, a needy whine leaving your lips at the stimulation. If the way your pussy gripped him was any indication, you were wildly horny.
"Why don't you tell me? Say it outloud." You're reactions fueled him, your embarrassed face was adorable to him.
"Give it to me... please move."
"So demanding~" he cooed "Not that I mind~"
Dia held you firmly by the waist looking down the curve of your back, his eyes moving towards the fat of your ass, one hand moving to grip it moving it around to watch the flesh jiggle around his palm.
"You needn't do a thing, lovesong♡. Hold fast for me."
Even with his warning fresh in your mind, nothing could've prepared your for the absolutely mind fuck that followed.
"Fuck! Ah--!"
One hard thrust sent you falling face first into the sheets a loud moan crawling up your throat. It felt like he had your g spot on a target hitting the bullseye with perfect aim. You instantly felt yourself get wetter and your moans increasingly growing in volume like his dick hit the shut off switch to your brain, reduced to your baser instincts.
"Ah! Ah! Mmmm..." you buried your face in the pillows, gripping the sheets so hard your knuckles turned white.
You writhed beneath him, unconsciously fucking back on him meeting his thrusts, moaning out profanities and moans of pleasure.
"Relax love... relax..." Dia caressed your back soothingly cooing sweet words in contrast with his hard pace.
"Mmmm... Dia..." you moaned out his name turning your head, wanting to see his face.
"Yes love song... you feeling good? You can tell me if it's too much," Dia leaned over, kissing your shoulder before kissing your cheek lovingly.
"More..." you whispered, whining as his pase slowed.
"More?"
"Need you... wanna be filled with you... with everything you have to give... keep going please~"
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A fan favorite this one
Fenn also likes switching positions a bunch cus duh
But hes still gon beat your back in
He really feels like he can do whatever he wants like this
Like he can start banging you real rough, shoving your face into the pillows and you can't do nothing about it
Or he cann go at it real slow and sensual, massaging your back, shoulders and ass cheeks while praising you on your pretty arched back
If you tell him to stop he will in a heartbeat so he can and will go crazy if you let him
If you throw it back on him he'll freeze
You just threw him in a loop hold on let the man regain his composure
He'll let you do your thing like yes fuck him back
Eyes glued to your ass cheeks
But even still hes still like👁👁
Gets a lil possessive when he deep in it lowkey
You lasted longer then when you're riding him that's for sure
Bro is in love💀
"Yes... just like that treasure..."
Gripping the edge of the mattress you eased back on him moaning as he reached your deepest spots. Fenns dick curved just right to have you writhing beneath him almost wishing it can pierce you through.
"Mmh..." you ducked your head into the pillow muffling your sounds as you wriggled your bum desiring more friction.
Fenn caressed your sides, rubbing your back from your shoulder blades to the soft mounds of your ass. He was in a lovey mood today, and as much as he loves to see you're face as you fall apart, he couldn't deny he liked the view.
With a deep thrust forward Fenn watched as your ass bounced off his hips.
"Ah-!"
"So pretty... You're really pretty." Yup he was pussy whipped.
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No, more than that, he was enamored with you and your tight cunt.
You fucked back on him meeting his thrusts, gripping the sheets as you both chased your climax
First of all Lance eats your ass first
Licking it from the back strong grip on your thighs as you put it in his face
Gotta make sure you ready for him after all🥴🥴
*moans loudly*
One of his favorite positions😈
Especially when you get into it like😩
Fuck
He got his hands all over you, holding your waist as he pulls you back into his thrusts
Kneading your ass cheeks watching himself disappear inside you
Don't you dare hide your moans, he wants to hear you
Yeah moan extra loud just for him
He looses it when you fuck him back, the sound of cheeks clapping bouncing off the walls
Leans over to kiss your back spewing declarations of love before getting back to it
Banging your back in the way you deserve
Worshipping your backside as it should be
"Oh my god!"
With a tight grip on the edge of the bed you threw your head back, a loud moan flying out of your lips. Lance leaned over kissing your shoulders as he pulled you back into his thrusts.
His wild pace almost made it hard to breathe as your ass bounced off his lower abdomen. Both your bodies were slick with sweat as you fucked, the bed groaning under your weight.
"Yeah~ that's it~♡" Lance said through gritted teeth kneading the fat of your ass as he speared you on his cock enjoying the sight of you beneath him loosing your mind at his hand. A ring of white gathered at the base of his cock with every thrust, your thick fuck cream making this even more filthy.
"Mm mm mmm!!" You bit your lips moaning as you subconsciously fucked back against him chasing the pleasure. "Ahh!"
"So good~ moan more. I want to hear you."
"Ahh!" You nearly pulled the sheets off the bed in your iron grip tossing your head back again, your back in a perfect arch as you moan loudly, any regard for your volume thrown out the window. "Yes yes yes!!"
Lance leaned into your exposed shoulder again nibbling on the skin, not slowing his pace as the sound of your sex echoed off the walls.
"Mmm... always responding so beautifully to me~"
You could barely form a coherent reply. Using one hand to reach back, you grabbed around for him until you found his arm. Lance taking the hint curved his hand around yours, lacing your fingers together, then pinning your hands to the bed as he sped up his pace.
"Oh- oh fuck! Mmm!!" You squeezed his hand as your body nearly jumped forward, your free hand scratching the bed. "Lance~♡... I'm so... mmm shit... I'm so happy... keep loving me... keep loving me~♡"
"Oh love~...how you entice me... I'll give you what you want~♡"
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b0osblog · 5 years
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Dialogue Prompts
Hey guys! I noticed a couple of other writers on tumblr doing this and I thought it would be a good way to start to think more creatively about my writing and get my into gear for this story I’m planning out. These are a combination of self thought and ideas taken from the internet. If you want you can reblog (I don’t think these are that good. but if you like them feel free to use them) This will be for any of thr following fandoms as I know them quite well:
- Modern warfare/CoD
- Harry Potter
- Marble hornets (non-romantic only)
- Castlevania
- The Witcher
- How To Train Your Dragon
I hope you enjoy this and having a good day/night!
Guidelines-
-send a scenario with any dialogue prompts and your favored ship
-I'm okay with most ships within these groups, if I am not comfortable, I'll try to do a compromise if possible or let you know if not.
-I am not doing explicit nsfw, but I can do some slightly spicy, but I am not comfortable going into deep detail or detailing a nsfw scene
Dialogue prompts-
1. "I saw everything in your eyes. The future and the past rolled into one. Do you think we could make it a reality?"
2. "I don't know what to say. I've just met you and already I feel like I've known you for years."
3. "What am I supposed to do?! I'm stuck here with a bone head like you who doesn't know what they are doing!" "Thats what you think."
4. "I don't think of you as protection more of a distraction" or "I don't see you as a distraction more of a protector."
5. "knock, knock." "Who's there? OW! You punched me in the face?!" "What? It seemed like a good idea at the time."
6. "Do you know who I am?" "Yep, just don't care."
7. "It's so late...you should rest." "one more piece to edit and I'll be with you." "I want cuddles though."
8. "I love you is over used." "Well then, you are the best thing to ever happen to me and I don't know what I would do without you."
9. "It's an awful idea to keep it as a pet!"
10. "Well I can scratch that off my bucket list." "Who puts getting arrested on their bucket list?!"
11. "Correct me if I'm wrong... but you didn't have wings yesterday, did you?"
12. "I want you to remember that you deserve this."
13. "Now look what you've done! You've ruined my suit! You can't just go around yanking on shirts and suits! It's not polite."
14. "It's a nice night tonight, what would you wish for  if you saw a shooting star?"
15. "You look so unapproachable..." "Yet here you are."
16. "You're drunk aren't you?"
17. "Gah! Why are you so cold!"
18. "Please don't shut me out! You just let me into your lonely world!"
19. "Bow before me!" "...Nah."
20. "Is that My shirt?" "No..."
21. "Stop waking me up in the middle of the night, I have work ya know?"
22. "Any shorter and you'd probably fade out of existence."
23. "I always had this feeling....Like I was something more than this..."
24. "I want to show you something."
25. "What can I say? I'm a hopeless romantic." "Apparently so..."
26. "Your voice is heaven.... Could... you sing me to me?"
27. "Good-" "Don't finish that sentence. It is not good. Today is not good."
28. "Why do you keep a stuffed toy in your desk?"
29. "You look so fucking hot in that outfit. If it weren't so crowded in here, I'd let you fuck me so hard."
30. "Uhhh...Do I want to know? or is better to be left clueless as to what I just saw?"
31. "Are you even listening?" "To be honest. I'm choosing not to listen."
32. "I've never seen someone tie their shoes so angrily."
33. "Oh so you think I'm cute when I'm angry? Well I'm about to get gorgeous!"
34. "Another nightmare? Come on, you can snuggle up to me, I know it calms you down."
35. "I've told you. I've become immune to those puppy-dog eyes."
36. "I may have accidentally adopted 3 {insert pet of choice}"
37. "Why are there post-it notes everywhere?! I just cleaned the last lot up!"
38. "Are you okay? You've been acting strange lately."
39. "Soulmate?! S/he ripped your heart out and stomped all over it expecting you to pick the pieces up and be fine."
40. "You said you knew how to drive this thing!"
41. "Who says I'm not good at dancing? I love dancing!" "Who knew someone could be so salty at their own birthday party."
42. "When you said you were done I thought that was the end for us."
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