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#Danny has a cute Halo
satoshy12 · 1 year
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Constantine and the Cherub"?"
John Constantine sat in the House of Mystery, next to him was a baby cradle, and he poured himself a glass of whiskey. It had been a busy night so far, but he knew that could change in an instant if the child woke up. And the demonologist, is ready to take a break, even just this tiny one. 
As he returned home, he found the infant who owned a part of his soul, and John had no idea who’s backing the tiny infant. 
But he was aware that it must be a fairly powerful person because he had sold his soul to numerous, related beings. Additionally, he had sensed the being that had seen to his needs be done before departing.
And somehow Danny is involved, prompting John to be instructed in the letter to keep the child, whose name is Daniel, safe. As stated in the warning, if a vampire, robot, or a flock of green vultures tries to kidnap Danny, just send them away. It doesn't matter where they go as long as the baby doesn't see them.
He observed that Danny's appearance would change when he sneezed; at the time, he was just a baby with black hair, not white hair. John believes he can handle it as long as it doesn't happen in front of others.
As he took a sip of his drink, his phone rang. He looked at the caller ID and saw that it was Zatanna. He hesitated for a moment before answering. He knew that when she called, it usually meant trouble. 
"John, we need you at the Watch Tower," she said as soon as he picked up. "There's something big going on."
John sighed. He knew he couldn't ignore the call. As much as he tried to distance himself from the superhero world, he knew that they would not leave him alone.
"I'll be there," he tried to whisper and not wake up the infant, and put down his glass. "What's the situation?"
Zatanna filled him in on the details as he made himself ready to get a Zeta-beam to the Watch Tower. It seemed that a powerful artifact had appeared in a city and had cased chaos. The Justice League had already taken it with them, but they needed John's expertise to know how to deal with the situation.
John's mind raced as he tried to think of a plan. He couldn't leave Danny alone, but he also couldn't ignore them otherwise they would come. He decided to bring the baby with him, hoping that the Watch Tower would be a safe place for the child. Put on his coat, and took Danny in his arm, and got Zeta-beamed. 
As he arrived at the Watch Tower, John was greeted by the rest of the Justice League. He could sense their surprise when they saw the baby in his arms, but they didn't say anything. 
John quickly looked at the artifact as Danny started to wake up .
Bruce asked, "Why do you have an infant with you?"
John:" You have no idea, i am struck with him, after I returned home he was inside my house. A note telling me to take care of him and... he owns a part of my soul."
Wally began to chuckle like Hal: "John Constantine, The Hellblaser lost his soul to a baby; I can't wait to see the faces of your foes and other allies! Hahahaha!"
Dinah moved cautiously toward Danny "Who is adorable?" You are a little cherub, indeed." Danny looked around and saw he was in space, which made his already adorable disposition even cuter. He also slightly twitched his little nose.
The Heroes grinned as they saw the baby's happiness as John showed him the window and Dinah promised John she would take good care of him. He will discuss what they discovered while it.
John quickly realized that the Thermos was a prison that they could open and seal in the same way. As they were able to use the Thermos to trap the creatures, the bottom did not lie, but who would construct such a prison?
 "Ah-choo!!" 
A few seconds later, he just heard a yell: "John!!"
John:"Oh, no." 
They noticed Dinah returning in a sprint: "This child is not typical; his dark black hair has vanished, and he has changed his appearance. He now sports a white hair halo! Nothing brief but cute! He appears even cuter when he is dimly glowing!"
Clark Kent:" May I ask what you think he is, Constantine? He's not a human, is he?"
 "Well, all I know is that he is not malicious." John: "I have no notion what he is."
He observes the heroes' glares at him.
John explained it to them: " Buggers, I'm referring to his species, not his personality! I don't even know what to think what race it can be, Hell. Feel free to think of name for his race as i was not able to find a existing one, he can be just a new species. Please refrain from using the terms similiar sounding to Cambion or Demon."
Dinah: "He is a little Cherub, then. Yes You are, you are, you are. I'm going to go give him food since you will be preoccupied with this."
A select group of Heroes without any knowledge of magic remained with her to spend time with young Danny when Dinah departed. Only John, Zatanna, and Batman remain in the rear.
"Okay, Who will tell her," John said as he blinked his eyes, and saw Black Canary leave.
Zatanna: "Don't you dare."
A/N:
Yes i have the sneeze idea form Lauch Dragon Ball just Google biblically accurate angels Cherubim
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moonlitempty · 7 months
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Hot Fuzz (2007), Dir. Edgar Wright, Starring Simon Pegg, and Nick Frost.
Big cops. Small town. Moderate Violence.
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And here is the next entry in the Cornetto Trilogy Journal Entries series (C. T. J. E.’s for short), and this time (a little predictably), it’s the phenomenal and timeless Hot Fuzz!
For this entry, you can see I went all in with the b&w with one specific colour highlight visual motif, but for this one, instead of using weird halo-ish shadows like I did for Shaun, here I used a bunch of little lines, not only to imitate cross-stitching (which I think is lovely) but to also, admittedly a bit shittily, imitate the look of action comics, the ones where cops always fight the bad guys. I didn’t quite succeed but it isn’t hideous.
I’m honestly very happy with how this one turned out! Not quite the same charisma as Shaun, but still on theme and it’s cute.
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Shaun was the birth of my fascination for everything Cornetto related, and Hot Fuzz was the consolidation.
While I was already excited to watch Shaun and had heard a fair deal about it, before finding out about the Cornetto Trilogy, I had NO idea hot fuzz existed, so when I did watch it, it had no reputation to precede it, I watched it entirely blind.
So, it actually surprised me how immediately I was captivated by it, the opening sequence where the narrator describes the sleuth of qualifications and achievements by Nic’s hand had me glued to the screen! And the scene where Nic is transferred to the countryside, man. I must have rewinded that scene so many times that I lost count!
I loved Hot Fuzz to death and I hadn’t even gotten to half of the halfway point.
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Simon as Nic was nothing short of amazing, despite him being incredibly uptight and strictly law-abiding, I never once found him tiresome or arrogant, hell, the scene where Nic age checks all the minor patrons in the bar was one of my favourite in the entire film. And that scene where Nic is riding the train out of London and we constantly cut to “WELCOME” signs for various towns and Nic’s phone signal decreasing with each cut, that IS true filmmaking.
And then of course, Nic’s shenanigans once he arrives in town are incredibly entertaining, there’s a certain charm to him taking everything way too seriously while being offered cake, and being screamed at about how long the precinct will have ice cream for. And there’s even more magic when you realise that amidst all that quirk and tomfoolery, Nic and Danny are already starting to build something together.
I was absolutely enchanted by Danny asking Nic all those funny little questions about what it felt like to be stabbed, or if there really was a spot in the head where if you got shot your head would blow up, like a child would with his parents, and that immediately set me on the Butterangel train ngl.
(and then, oh my god, the quirky little side quests Nic got sent to with Danny, like the old man with the bomb in his shed, that Nic couldn’t understand due to his heavy country accent, or the bit with the goose, which obviously is immortal to this day).
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Hot Fuzz obviously has a plot of its own, and that plot is absolutely amazing and the twists keep you on the edge of your seat, but it also is mainly about the relationship between Nic and Danny. And I found every single step of it charming and heartwarming! I remember actually squealing with excitement at every little step forward they each took towards opening up to each other, like Nic staying up all night with Danny to watch his favourite movies, or Nic winning Danny that plushie at the town fair, or the fucking FLOWER SHOP SCENEEEEE, I have truly never felt so touched by an *action* film before, even just remembering all those little details makes me smile :)
Hot Fuzz may be about a big town cop getting sent and adjusted to live in a small countryside town where nothing *appears* to happen, but it’s also about finding the little silver linings in those moments of life where you feel betrayed or let down, and maybe you’ll find more than a silver lining, you’ll find a little nugget of gold, like Nic found Danny, and like I found this movie.
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Hot Fuzz!
10/10. Obviously
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ao3feed-brucewayne · 19 days
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The Fall of the GIW
read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/UwuWO6X by Carter_Starlight25 On the run, Danny is close to losing all hope. Everywhere he went. They Followed. They were getting closer each and every time he rested. Now In Gotham, he finds himself entering a new haunt. And with how big it feels. He knew, it was Lady Gotham. Jason, just wants to fix everything. Fix his life that finally was starting to get better. He was getting better.. But after helping save the literal Ghost King. He falls for the Cute guy. Bruce just wants things to be right, he wants to fix his mistakes. And when he discovers the Anti Ecto Acts. He gets to work doing what he does best. When hearing a Government Facilitated Organization had locked down an entire small city and using the Anti Ecto Acts for a right to legally Torture Ecto Entities. He calls for the Justice League. But when a certain Spartan comes into his life from a video game. He will discover more about himself than he could imagine. And fine love in the weirdest of places with the Spartan. Katrina, is just along for the ride! And will help her Spartan. And his new family.   (Cross Posted on Wattpad under my profile. Carter_The_Wolf) Words: 7473, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Halo (Video Games) & Related Fandoms, Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic), Justice League - All Media Types Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Categories: M/M Characters: Danny Fenton, Jazz Fenton, Danielle "Dani" Phantom, Sam Manson, Tucker Foley, Valerie Gray, Cujo (Danny Phantom), Frostbite (Danny Phantom), Clockwork (Danny Phantom), Guys in White | GIW (Danny Phantom), Wulf (Danny Phantom), Ember McLain, Nicolai Technus, Skulker (Danny Phantom), Box Ghost (Danny Phantom), Lady Gotham (Danny Phantom and DCU), Bruce Wayne, Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, Tim Drake, Stephanie Brown, Cassandra Cain, Duke Thomas, Alfred Pennyworth, Damian Wayne, John-117 | Master Chief, The Weapon (Halo), League of Assassins Members (DCU), Justice League (DCU) Relationships: Danny Fenton/Jason Todd, John-117 | Master Chief/Bruce Wayne, The Weapon & Batfamily Members, John-117 | Master Chief & Batfamily Members, Batfamily Members & Danny Fenton Additional Tags: Halfa | Half-Ghost Jason Todd (Danny Phantom), Halfa | Half-Ghost Danny Fenton, Past Selina Kyle/Bruce Wayne, Past Talia al Ghul/Bruce Wayne, Ghost King Danny Fenton, POV Danny Fenton, POV Jason Todd, POV Bruce Wayne, POV John-117 | Master Chief, POV Alternating, eventually, The Pit Rage is sentient (Batman), Bad Parents Jack and Maddie Fenton, Fuck the GIW!, Vivisection, Insecure Danny Fenton, Protective Jason Todd, Protective Jazz Fenton, Protective Batfamily (DCU), Protective Danielle "Dani" Phantom, Protective Team Phantom (Danny Phantom), Protective John-117 | Master Chief, Master Chief has feelings, Tim Drake is a Simp for The Weapon (Halo), Bruce Wayne Tries to Be a Good Parent, Bruce Wayne Gets Therapy, Morally Grey Bruce Wayne (Eventually), Danny Fenton is a Little Shit, BAMF Danny Fenton, BAMF Jason Todd, BAMF Bruce Wayne, BAMF John-117 | Master Chief, Master Chief comes in later. read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/UwuWO6X
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plush-rabbit · 3 years
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Smile For Me
Warnings: Noncon, Somnophila
Word Count: 2.8K
A/N: I’ve really fallen for Ghostface and that seems unfair (Part 2 to Picture Perfect)
You’re easy prey. Nothing more than a simple deer, a lovely little rabbit that he gets to stalk and hunt. There’s something odd about you, something so sweet and incredibly cute that he wants to corrupt. You change your locks, you add a sensor light that must have made a pretty dent in your wallet. He can see how you move behind the blinds, your silhouette, the way you walk and how you hold something in your hands, and he runs the first few times, but after the third time, he decides to push his luck, linger close, hidden behind a shed in your backyard and minutes pass until he realizes that there are no sirens. You don’t call for help, your alarms are nothing more than for decoration, to ward off a lesser person. You trust that whatever was lurking outside, has fled. And he falls for you naivety more. He falls deeper in love with you, covering his mouth with a gloved hand, the faint bitter taste of copper still lingering as he bites down to avoid his laughter ringing throughout your backyard.
Ghostface stalks you. He watches and learns what security system you have and it’s almost laughable when he finds out that it is nothing. All you have to protect yourself are different locks. The lights were nothing more than that, sensor lights that can do nothing more than to catch a rodent that lurks in your backyard. The locks might be different, but you don’t have an alarm, there are no cameras inside your home to record that he wandered around- drank from the bottle of your cranberry juice, sat on your couch and kicked his feet up onto the coffee table, dried mud that crumbled and he stared at it, wondering if you would even notice, but with a swipe of the side of his palm, it falls and disappears into your carpet. You have no camera to watch as he grabs your underwear and jerks himself off in your bed, his mouth open behind his mask as he creams himself on your belongings, the memory of how you felt already fading in his mind. And once he’s done, he‘s left sticky and wet, creamy slipping down and it’s only a matter of time till you come home. He wonders how often you wash your pillowcases and he dries himself on your pillow, a soft thrusting motion that leaves his already sensitive cock dribbling with more seed, spreading it on your pillow. When he comes back to watch you, he sees through the blinds how you touch the pillow, your lips pouted and your fingers brushing against the hardened cotton. He wonders if you know.
You’ve captured his attention- enough for him to leave his other prey and focus solely on you. You fret around your home, clean and check every crevice, a pair of scissors in hand and he scoffs in amusement. He palms himself through his jeans. He wonders how you would really react if he were hiding inside your house. He can hide himself in your closest, jump out and wrestle you to the ground, watch as your eyes grow fearful and he’s salivating at the thought of entering you already, knowing how well you’d take him. With a soft sigh, he pulls his hand away. All he has to do now is wait for you to fall asleep.
Grateful for the night, he watches in silence. You walk around in your room, towel around your body, letting it fall off of your body and rest against the bed, your naked body alluring, the soft yellow light glistening off of your body, and you walk to your dresser, lotion against your body, spread thin, the creamy white disappearing onto your body. You sleep in a camisole, a lace trim around the straps, stitched onto the soft dip where your naked breasts lie, nipples already pert and peeking through the shirt. Your underwear are a soft blue, raising up your hips with a teasing dip to your sex. He doesn’t have to wait long until you’ve fallen into your slumber, body still and after a few minutes, he’s inside your home. 
It doesn’t take much to break-in. A simple twist and a careful step, and Ghostface is undetected, inside your home. The weeping mask stares down at you, a single twist of his fingers and your lamp is on, the glow of the light doing nothing but make you furrow your brows and with a simple shush, a coo under his breath that makes him feel like a dotting lover, you return to your relaxed state. It’s not much, but seeing you asleep- vulnerable and willing- is enough for him to kick off his boots. Clothes are slowly discarded, the pale, horrific mask still kept on, the soft cloth of the hood tickles at the base of his neck, and he’s above you. 
There isn’t much that makes him actually lust for others. He’s always been more fascinated in other areas of the human body, but there was and still is something about you that makes him yearn, to grab at you and mark your body. And one day, he’ll do it with your consent. He’ll come and greet you as Daniel- have you call him Danny- pull out the smile, pull you close and throw you on his bed, have you want him and there will be the sick pleasure of knowing that you’re fucking a killer and your personal tormentor without you knowing. But for now, he slips off your clothes, raises your thin shirt and he’s slow and methodical, pulling you into a sitting position and having you lean against his body, your gentle, warm breaths against his chest, your shirt is removed. He lays you back on the bed, hair fanning out into a halo, strands falling in front of your face and with a simple brush, the smooth fabric of his gloves cold against your skin. Your underwear is too delightful to tear off, simple and pure against your skin, something so sweet that it’s almost wrong of him to dip his fingers underneath and pull down your bare legs. 
Asleep and undisturbed, his hands are on you. For a brief moment, his mask is off, eyes that hold something fierce in them watch you, the low rise of your chest, goosebumps pricking at your skin and his smile is hungry. His face buried into your sex, tongue at your heat, his spit warming you and moistening past your folds. The tip of his tongue swirls around your entrance, a gentle dip into you, and in your sleep you clench your walls, a soft squish against his muscle and he smiles against you, wide and teeth pressed against your soft flesh. He presses his face forward, nose pressed against your clit, lips puckered and he kisses you, a soft, sensual kiss against your cunt, tongue slipping past his lips, and into yours, flickering inside and on the tip of his tongue, he can taste your sweet nectar, oozing in a thick puddle against him. 
The mask returns, hiding his identity and in it’s in place, the gloves are removed. There’s a sound outside, a racing car that screams through the night and in his chest, his heart races and his body flushes, his face heating up, sweat beading on his forehead and two bare fingers enter you. You’re slick enough to enter but he can feel the tight grasp of your sex, something that he’s sure stings by the way you shift under him. His fingers curl in, a beckoning motion inside of you, fingertips brushing against your walls, slick slowly starting to form until the clicking noises in the room intermix with your breathy, soft moans- a cry that whimpers past your lips. He grows hard above you, watching your breaths deepen, the wet, shucking noises of your cunt grow louder, fingers slipping in and out, your arousal dribbling past his fingers and down to his knuckles. It’s awkward, fingers pushed deep inside of you, his knuckles kissing at your cunt as a strong hand reaches to grab his camera, holding tight onto it, his fingerprints dirtying the screen and it’s shaky, a horrible picture when compared to his previous works. He forces himself to still, fingers half way inside of you, limp and still compared to your throbbing, wet cunt that still leaks and there’s a click. On the screen is a captivating photo of your cunt teased with his fingers. And as always, Ghostface isn’t satisfied. 
Metal clicks against each other, a soft chime in the room that acts as a lullaby, pulling you back into sleep, your body relaxing, breath going back to its own undisturbed tempo and all that remains is a wide-eyed man staring at you through a mask. Dark eyes are unwavering as they stare at your sleeping body- you look so peaceful, so rested and deep in slumber that he’s sure you must have had a heavy day and he feels almost sad at that thought. Bare hands grab at your breasts, thumbs pushing around the pert nipples- he’s almost sad that you had to grow through something so heavy without him- his hands lower to rise against the swell of your belly- he promises to himself that you won’t face it alone next time- one hand holds onto your hip, the other against the base of his cock, pre-ejaculate beading off his slit in opalescent pearls. 
He lowers himself to you, the plastic of his mask brushing against the shell of your ear and he’s hopeful that you’re listening to him. “No one is allowed to touch you, you know? I’ll make sure of that.” His cockhead is pressed flushed against your entrance, arousal mixing and getting lost with each other. Nails dig into your hip, perfectly formed crescents appear on your body, the hint of blood is familiar to him and makes him almost inhumane. His laugh is sharp, unforgiving and cruel, as he presses himself further into you, the welcoming hug of your walls wrapping tight around him and he releases his hands from your hip and himself. “My fucking muse,” he whispers harshly, stilling himself inside of you, your walls pulsing against him, a gentle pull deeper into you. “My naïve-” his hand covers the swell of your belly- “dumb little muse.” He wonders if you’re late. He wonders what you have done to either rid yourself of his kin or to prevent yourself from being bred. “I wonder what it’ll be like-” his thumb arches gracefully over your stomach- “seeing you with a child, tits full of milk, cunt always creamy, ready for a good pounding.” He laughs lowly, hooking an arm underneath you, hand spread against your spine, arching and he’s deep inside of you, feeling you tighten against him. 
The masked killer is grateful that he’s forgotten how you feel. You’re limp, nothing more than a warm sex-toy for him, curved and heavy underneath his hand, neck bent and mouth parted, and he smiles when he sees your eyes begin to flutter. That’s what he wants. He wants to see your fear. Intruding on you in your sleep is wonderful, invading your home and snooping around your things is nothing more than an extra step for him, something for him to relax himself with, but with all your fearful glances, he’s never realized that he could force you to look scared, to see it up close and personal. 
He continues to thrust against you, moving his cock and a hand, large and heavy, fingers that look perfect and immaculate, wrap around your throat, small, pale scars wrap around his fingers like rings of past lovers, memorabilia that is only seen when looked upon closely. He tightens his hand, cutting off air and your body reacts first, going rigid, hands raising and eyes popping open in horror and he truly does ponder what it must be like to see him. Your nails dig into his hands, eyes already wet with tears, and you’re horrified. He can practically smell it off of you, the dripping arousal, the way he can feel your heart speed up through the pulse in your neck, the way you gasp for breath and he can hear you whisper out something, strained and hoarse, only able to be heard when he stills his hips and stops the lewd noises that scream from your cunt. 
“Ghostface,” you mumble, bottom lip trembling and a lovely blue color forming on your face. 
His smile is stretched comically beneath his mask. “That’s right.” He pulls out, the tip still warm inside of you, leaking with arousal and he slams back into you, legs tensing, muscles strained and taut as he fucks you. “The one and only,” he whispers, pressing the mask against your face, the soft mesh of the black mouth kissing against your frightful parted lips.
He keeps a hand around your neck, loosening it enough for you to breathe again, while his other hand slips between your meshed bodies, dipping past your mound and into your slit, circling around your clit, feeling it throb under his touch. He laughs and it’s full of pride. He holds you close, pulling you deep against him, a soft cry when you instinctively clench as he circles around your pearl. Tears slip past your eyes, catching against your eyelashes like pearls, latching onto his hands like dew on the morning, and he’s pressed himself still against you, hand leaving your clit, and reaching blindly for the abandoned camera, taking a picture of you with a hand around your throat and tears a simple, but handsome ornament. On the screen is you, terrified and crying and he tosses the camera to the side, plastic buried into your chest as he fills your hungry cunt with his seed.
“I can’t wait to see you with a round body.” He pushes himself further against you, cock dribbling inside of you, filling you with copious amounts of semen. “Fat fucking tits-” his tongue pushes against the black fabric covering his mouth, licking at your chest that has moistened with his quick breath- “a creamy, little cunt that will beg to be fucked.” His hand returns to your clit, pinching the bud between two fingers and hearing you squeal makes him thrust his hips, shivers running down his spine, the sensitivity making squirts of thick discharge fill your already prepped cervix. “Trust me-” he rises and looks at you and he knows he’s making eye contact- “when I’m back, I’ll make sure to make you feel good.” 
He latches onto you, hand escaping your neck and he hears you gasp for breath. You wheeze and croak, crying and pleading for him to stop and it only pushes for him to go further, to fuck you until your muscles start to tense, twitching and pulsing. You moan and it’s muffled by a bite of your lips. It’s a short sound, cutoff and ruined by you, but it’s alluring, melodic and making him shove two digits into your mouth, pulling your jaw down by your teeth and his fingertips rest flat against your tongue. Your moans are stretched, muffled and broken and it’s still enough for him to want more, to push himself deep inside of you, to have you reach your own high if it meant he could hear more of your perverse sounds.
“Say my name,” he murmurs, naked body sticking to yours by his sweat. “Scream. I want to hear you say the name of the one who’s making you feel this good. Scream and I promise that you’ll survive this night.” He kisses you through the meshed black of the mask, salvia swapped and spreading into a thin puddle of his mask, pushing his tongue through it until he feels as if it’s going to rip. You were always going to survive. He’s had too much fun to ever let you go but you don’t know that and he uses it to his advantage.
It’s a whisper, a soft movement of your lips against his. Your nipples rub against his chest and his name is broken with your voice. “Ah,” you sing, tightening your legs and your high is approaching. “Ghost-” he can hear the disgust and lust mixed with each other- “Ghostface,” you murmur. It’s repeated until your voice is hoarse, lust taking over, eyes heavy and rolling back, arms reaching around him and you’re entangled in a gruesome hug with him, moaning his name as your cunt clenches around him, flooding with your release, his name a mantra under your breath, echoed in the room and he stills, spilling inside of you. Eyes closed and resting his body onto you as you squirm underneath, desperate to continue your high. His name, “Ghostface” slowly murmured, a mess of his name as you release against him.
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finnsstyles · 3 years
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golden
sam kiszka x fem! reader
summary: sam loves how golden she is
   “hi, sammy,” she gave a sheepish shrug and a sweet smile. she glanced up at him with a ringed hand blocking the golden sunlight. golden. that’s what she was; golden. golden skin, golden eyes, golden hair, golden personality. everything about her oozed gold and man did he wish he was rich enough to possess that gold. but god, was her voice golden or what? sammy nearly sank to his knees the moment she said his name. the chokehold she has around his lengthy, tanned neck was indescribable. her small, shiny fingers slowly tightening and releasing and then tightening and releasing, teasing him and she didn’t even know it and that was even better. he tilts his sculpted chin down to see her, side stepping to block the sun and reaching a large hand to wrap long fingers are hers to pull her hand from her face.
  “there you are,” he smirks. “i missed that face.”
  he paused. “well, mostly your eyes. your hand isn’t big enough to cover your whole face.” he held out his other hand for her and she placed it in his, lightly. he inspected her hands, flipping them over palms up… then down. he handed her left hand to his left so both of her hands were sitting in his palm. god, her hands are small enough for me to hold both in one.
  jesus christ.
  the two of them stood there and stared at one another. sam was tall and scrawny with the most gorgeous head of hair she had ever seen. he stood with the sun to his back looking like a golden angel as the sun haloed his head to make him look even more godly than he already was. he’s so pretty. he was thinking the same of her. he was wearing that pink cable-knit sweater and flared jeans. he was her counterpart as she wore flared yoga pants and a fleetwood mac shirt. they fit each other perfectly, anyone could see that. she opened her mouth to speak as a shout rang out.
  “hey, you two. wanna stop ogling each other long enough to take a picture with us?” jake’s smoky voice filled the open air, scaring her as sam whipped around to narrow his chocolate eyes at his older brother. sam held the glare as jake smirked back, the two other men on either side of him holding similar looks. josh was laughing hysterically with a harmonic trill and danny smiled softly, almost apologetically. sam didn’t have the chance to shout back when a soft body bumped into the space between his shoulder blades. he caught the weight and rebalanced her with the hand not already holding her’s; they never let go.
  “oh, sammy! i am so sorry–” she was interrupted with a gentle hand squeezing her side. a gentle squeeze then lightly running down to her hip and back up to her ribs.
  “it’s okay, bub. are you okay?” he knew she was fine but enjoyed the pink clouds that blew in on her appled cheeks. she was so cute. he had never met someone that balanced beauty and cuteness as well as she did. he hoped he never would because he wanted her forever. he would never have to look at another woman again, if he had the chance. “come on, they’re waiting for us.” with one last squeeze, his one hand left her side as the other led her to the group.
  “welcome back to us, lovebirds. try not to be so cute that we yack, okay? thanks,” josh teased. sam swung at the eldest, but smallest, brother with a clenched fist as her cheeks once again filled with peachy color.
  the four boys lined up. jake and josh stood side-by-side on the far right and danny on the left with an affectionate hand on the shorter girl’s shoulder as she’s beside sam. sam is in the middle and is towards the front. with hands still linked, her right shoulder is placed behind sam’s left shoulder so her right body is partially hidden. she lifts her left hand and slides it up from his wrist to the crook of his elbow, slow and soft. sam shivers but she doesn’t notice. sam just looks at her for a second. hair tucked behind her ears, which are donned with many gold earrings, as she smiled at the camera with a wide and lopsided grin. her eyes squint from the happiness she shows and her cheeks slightly dimple, not full dimples, but they are still there; sam can see them. he has never seen someone look so effortlessly ethereal; golden. that’s what she is. golden. there is no other word for her and he loves it. he stares at her for a moment longer as the camera clicks.
  jake and josh laughing at the camera with matching but different grins. danny looms over the girl with long strands of brown and warm eyes. she brightens up the photo with her light. everyone’s eyes are automatically drawn to her. then there’s sam. he isn’t even looking at the camera. the right side of his face is shown to the camera as he grins down at the beauty beside him. his smile is the brightest of them all, filled with warmth and adoration. his eyes are the same. he is wrapped around her little golden finger donned with golden jewelry. maybe one day he can wrap her finger with a golden band, but that’s a story for another time.
  this is enough… for now.
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shirtlessfelix · 3 years
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hi! could i request deathslinger, hillbilly, ghostface and nemesis (they wouldn’t apply 100% to this but shhhh) with their survivor s/o helping them get a crown in a trial. i was the last survivor in a trial with hatch closed so i led a nemesis on a chase to a crown and pointed to it as he downed me and he let me open an exit gate and leave at the end 🥺
YES this is so cute, at least they get the lil sparkles :>
Looking for Crowns
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Deathslinger: Caleb always acts like he's too cool for crowns, especially ones that hover over him like a halo and make him stand out more than he already does. His partner had tried to get him to take one, but he refused every time with a grunt and a shake of his head. As the time of celebration came closer to ending, though, he started to wonder if he wouldn't like having a piece of memorabilia, especially when his partner had a crown of their own.
Nearing the end of a trial, he pulls them aside and makes sure they both keep quiet, and he asks shyly for some help looking for the crown since he didn't eat any of that damned cake. They gladly help him and run around, looking for the purple glow that the Entity's pastry gifted them with. Caleb heard it, but he couldn't tell where it was coming from until his partner ran over to it, and he could lift it up and hang it over his head. When he returns to the killers' camp, he can't help but fluster up when the others compliment how it looks on him. It was made for him. He loves it.
Ghostface: He's the type of person to take his partner's crown for himself when they're in trials together and always forget that he'll need one of his own before they stop showing up around trials. They remind Danny of this when he snatches it away from where it hovers, and he returns it with his mask oozing resentment that he'll have to actually put effort into getting something cool like that.
Regardless, he'll look around one side of the map, and his partner will look around the other, but he doesn't know that it's moving around until he watches it disappear from afar. He curses and yells at the Entity from the ground, asking why She would do that when it's hard enough to find one as is. She only laughs back at him, and he stomps off to look for it again, finding his partner standing in front of where it popped up again. He'll take it and reluctantly put it on, happy that he was able to find it.
His partner insists that he take a picture of them together in their crowns, and so he does.
Hillbilly: He doesn't give a flying fuck about anything else when the crowns start popping up in trials. He still loves the Entity's previous crown, so another shiny, glimmering, golden accessory is the only thing on his mind. Despite how badly he wants it, Max practices enough self control to wait for his partner to be in a trial with him so they can leave with their crowns together, and when he finds them on the edge of the map, he excitedly runs towards them with his chainsaw in the air.
He can't help but walk his feet in little circles on the ground as he walks around with his partner and listens out for the sound of its pedestal, eventually finding it in the killer shack. He gasps and smiles his open-mouthed grin, yelling in excitement as he drops his saw and picks up the crown. He hands it to his partner and kneels down, wanting them to put it on for him. When they do, he wraps them in the tightest hug he's ever given.
Nemesis: Like Caleb, The Nemesis will act like he doesn't care about a stupid gold crown that just looks like a bunch of shiny twigs twisted together, but deep down, he really wants one. His partner knows him well enough to figure he'll try to get his hands on one, so they'll secretly help him in a way where he won't notice what they're doing until they stop mid-chase and wait for him.
Nemesis punches a zombie out of the way and looks to the prize standing behind his partner, eyes moving towards them in knowing embarrassment since he thought he hid it better that he had been looking for one. His partner moves out of the way and lets him pick it up, trying not to break it. He has it, finally, it's in his hands, but he doesn't know if he wants to wear it. He looks at his partner again, as if to ask for their approval, and when they gesture for him to put the crown on, he does so in a heartbeat.
The gold flowing over him accentuates the darkness of his coat and really shows off how evil he looks, like he came from a godly world to the Entity's realm. It makes him feel powerful. Maybe he'll be able to kill Jill for good.
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thesoulspulse · 3 years
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I may change the name later, but I love the idea of my Good Vlad having a black cat and to make things even better I gave him one with blue eyes to go along with his design. I was going to give her silver eyes but decided she needed a bit of color. Besides, in her ghost form she has eyes that resemble moonstones...
I can't remember which tumblr post I mentioned her in, but the basic idea is that this Vlad got a cat on his own early on too so he wouldn't be as lonely after Jack and Maddie drifted away from him for a while since he had insisted on not holding them back when his stay in the hospital ended up much longer than anticipated. Madison is a rare breed of cat called a Ojos Azules and was the runt of the litter, but since all animals have a sixth sense and he's half-ghost by that point she instantly felt drawn to Vlad and dug her little claws into his shirt as if to say she wanted to stay with him.
On a slightly sadder note if I keep the idea that she became a ghost cat, Madison passed away in an accident when Vlad's powers went out of control for the first time in a while due to stress and rather than moving on to her next life since cats have 9 Madison decided to stay with him so he wouldn't be lonely. No one else knows she died though since Vlad trained her well to keep up this form around visitors, not that she bothers to when Danny comes along since she can sense he's the same as her 'father.' This is why cats made great witches familiars, they're especially attuned to things of a supernatural nature and it doesn't bother them nearly as much.
Not sure if I'll keep this idea but it's a pretty cute headcanon!
If I keep the ghost idea for this au for Madison the cat, I had this idea of a sort of lunar theme so her ghostly blue eyes resemble moonstone and she can disappear like mist on the water. It's sort of like the scene with the white cat Pangur Bán in Secret of Kells. The only difference is Madison's fur is so black it's like the absence of light or the dark side of the moon with a ghostly halo around reminiscent of those glowing rings around the moon sometimes.
BONUS!
Here’s a picture of Good Vlad with Madison on his shoulders, she likes holding her own tail when she jumps on here or when she takes naps!
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Not gonna lie, but I’m kinda curious about that aforementioned character playlists. . .
oh HELL yes my time has COME
so i really like making character playlists when i’m bored because it helps me get a feel for the character? and sometimes it’s just a lot of fun to put a song in there that doesn’t necessarily match and try to come up with a justification for it, you know? when i make playlists, some of the songs match them entirely, while some just give off a vibe with their genre or specific tune, others match because of the title, and some just have really good lyrics or a good line or two. sometimes i just add in a song i think they’d like to listen to! really, there’s not a lot of strict method between choosing songs, and i don’t stick to one specific type of music for any given playlist!
i have playlists for all seven brothers and solomon right now. the other nowdateables....i don’t have enough of a grasp on them right now to make a playlist for them? so they’re still upcoming. each playlist is subject to little tweaks, like adding or removing the occasional song, but most of the playlists are finished! The only two that might change the most are Beelzebub’s and Satan’s. Beel’s has the least songs and they’re all revolving around food and eating (at least the titles are) but i just......i don’t know his character well enough to branch out from that yet. Satan’s feels like I just shoved all of the songs i liked by fall out boy in a playlist and called it a day, so I’ll be reworking that one and tailoring it more to him instead of making it more like “hehe angery boy angy”
i am planning to make cute little playlist edits to properly introduce the playlists, but i can go ahead and give you a little intro to the playlists right now! 
and you can find all of my playlists right here! (spotify - might make them on youtube later!) ((double note: a few playlists had a couple kpop songs on them and recently some sort of deal with spotify expired so if you see gaps in the playlists, that’s why! feel free to ask what was there if you’re curious bc i think i remember? let’s hope anyway))
Solomon
Solomon’s is half a love letter (the beginning being a lot of love songs/songs meant to be sung to another person) and half a character playlist lol. His is the newest and it might be my favorite, but I don’t know if that’s because he’s my favorite or because of the songs. Probably both?
Favorite additions: Willow by Taylor Swift and Meet Me In The Woods by Lord Huron. Church by Aly & AJ is up there, too.
Lucifer
Lucifer’s is one where a lot of my decisions came from song title and vibe over actual content, but I still think a lot of it worked! His is the one with the most allusions to their angel days because he just...he’s the one who reminds me of it the most? He’s got a lot of songs titled “Halo” or “Oh My Dear Lord” or “Devil’s Den” and I’m not 100% sure why alksjlksdf. His is also the only one with his character song in it (though I’m probably gonna add Belphie’s into his) because those are the one’s I feel fit the vibes I already had in the playlists when the songs came out lol
Favorite Additions: The Lovers Dancing by Innerpartysystem, Saints by Echos, and Bubble by Danny Blu (Mr.Kitty Remix).
Mammon
Mammon’s has a lot of those songs that are like “haha i’m so rich and I’ve got chicks for days” while also having a lot of songs that are like “dance till we’re the last ones standing and it’s just you and me.” I feel like that kind of wanting the MC to himself fits without being too....eh? I don’t know? Too Much? He also has a lot of high-energy pop/house/edm/whatever because (especially after his character song came out) I feel like that’s what fits him!
Favorite Additions: Collide by Breathe Carolina, Inseparable by The Jonas Brothers, Big Plans by Why Don’t We.
Leviathan
Levi’s was the first one I made!! Although funnily enough I don’t have a lot to say about it? The music here is probably some of the most varied (or maybe i’m just making it up in my mind) and the songs range from “this describes levi” to “this describes being self conscious” to “this is about breaking out of the friend zone” to “pretty sure this song was popular in AMVs and nightcore” LOL but i think it ended up with being a really good playlist WITHOUT relying solely on like. anime OPs and EDs and vocaloid and stuff like that.
Favorite Additions: They Say You Won’t Come Back by Breathe Carolina, Just a Friend To You by Meghan Trainor, and Doubt by Twenty One Pilots.
Satan
Again, I’m not sure if my choices for him were genius or stupid but man did i make them. A lot of the beginning songs were me just trying to get a /feel/ for him because I’m still working out the balance between wrath and the rest of his personality so...subject to change but maybe not? Maybe I’ll just add a few less angry songs...but I still think what I have right now is good! I wouldn’t show you otherwise!
Favorite Additions: Look What You Made Me Do by Taylor Swift, Duality by Set It Off, and Anti-Gravity by RUNAGROUND.
Asmodeus
Asmo’s playlist feels like one you’d put on while getting ready to go out with The Girls if you know what I mean? It does deal heavily with like. partying and songs about sex but it’s not gross? I don’t know how to explain it without it sounding that way lol. It’s not ALL sex and partying but I wanted a playlist that sounded like the color pink without just being bubblegum pop. I don’t know, I think it works lol
Favorite Additions: BFF by Slayyyter and Ayesha Erotica, Death By Sex by Kim Petras, queen of broken hearts by blackbear
Beelzebub
This is the one I have the least to say about 👉👈😔 no beel disrespect I just have a hard time reading his personality and, at least as far as I’ve gotten, the story kinda puts him on the backburner. but! i’m pretty happy with the songs i did end up choosing, even if they almost all have titles regarding food alskdfjdk
Favorite Additions: Eat Your Heart Out by WALK THE MOON and Starving by Hailee Steinfeld
Belphegor
This one!! For the longest time this one used to be my favorite because it has the barest semblance of character development? It doesn’t have a story or anything and the order is all coincidence BUT i feel like if you at least go in expecting this, maybe you’ll get a sense of feeling him slowly change his attitudes towards MC and fall in love? maybe? I don’t know maybe I just really like belphie alkdsf
Favorite Additions: HOLD ME TIGHT OR DON’T by Fall Out Boy, Please Don’t Say by Breathe Carolina, hot girl bummer by blackbear
and these are my playlists!! Like I said, I’m hoping to make cute edits so I can make posts about them but maybe that won’t even happen and I’ll just scream about them into the void one day lol feel free to let me know what you think and give me any suggestions (especially for beel!!) no hard feelings if i don’t put in any suggested songs though, i may ask for help but I’m also Extremely Picky aksdfds
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ashintheairlikesnow · 4 years
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Dad Fluff: Bad Day
CW: Chronic pain, referenced past torture, Mina is sickeningly cute, and all of the things she does in here are things I have personally witnessed a four year old doing. (I was actually the four year old who did one of the things in this piece - guess which one!)
Danny is busy pitying himself when he hears Mina wake up down the hall. He’d had this idea of what parenting would be like, and lying in bed with agonizing pain ripping up and down his back isn’t it.
Instead, as he’d waited and waited for them to be matched with a birthmom, Danny had pictured waking his daughter (or son - they hadn’t known which the baby would be, yet) with homemade breakfast.
He’d seen himself as being already on his second cup of coffee, settling down at the kitchen table to watch tiny legs swing on chairs too tall. 
Danny had pictured asking his child what they had dreamed about the night before, and lying about his own nightmares with ease by then. Never letting on that when his baby needed a nightlight, he still did, too.
Some days - most days, even, he tries to be honest with at least himself - he is exactly the father he wanted to be. But then there are days like today, where his four year old daughter starts singing to herself in her room down the hall and Danny can’t get up to greet her.
“Hosanna, hey-sanna, sanna superstar,” Mina sings brightly in the joyful off-key caterwauling of very young children, and Danny finds a smile. It’s faint and faded and it doesn’t last, as a new spike of pain rips up the right side of his back where a knife once broke off inside him, but he decides to count that one single smile as his first victory for the day.
He should have told Nate to call off class, he really should have, but… the thing was, Nate’s been working on this lecture he’s really excited about - something something World War I and horror in popular culture, there’s a book, something something there’s always a book - forever and his students are all hyped up for it and Danny having a bad back doesn’t seem like a reason to ruin everyone else’s day, too.
It felt like doing the right thing then - pretending to be peacefully asleep while Nate quietly got ready and let himself out the front door after putting Toto out in the fenced-in yard - but in the moment it means Danny lying in bed, in the dark he tells himself he no longer fears because he’s in too much pain to turn on the light, waiting for his daughter to give up waiting on him to come to her room and come looking for him herself.
“Hey-sanna, hosanna, sanna superstar,” Mina sings, and then there’s a pause. Danny closes his eyes against the angry tears, tries to tell himself to stand, but when he moves his legs his back screams at him to stay still and he gives up, letting out a soft, half-broken sob.
“Daddy?” Mina calls. He can hear the sound of her turning the doorknob, the soft sound of the door opening up. “Daddy? Do you hear me singing?”
“Yes, baby,” He manages, his deep voice hoarse and a little cracked. “I’m… I’m in my room, Mina, honey. Can… can you, um, come here?”
Silence, and then the padding of tiny footsteps down the hall, until his own bedroom door slowly opens. He can close his eyes and picture her going up on her toes to turn on the light, and the sudden brightness soothes something that is always jagged in Danny in the dark.
Grown man, afraid of the dark, Abraham whispers in the back of his mind, never quite gone, the ghost that left a parting gift of pain. My fingers never leave your mind.
Around the side of the little dresser his daughter peeps at him and Abraham’s voice is gone as quickly as it came. Mina chases all his ghosts away. 
She’s wearing her matching unicorn pajamas that are probably too small by now, but he can’t bear to make her give them up. Her hair is a halo of textured black curls around her head - Danny is supposed to give her back her braids, today, the ladies down at the salon they go to showed Danny and Nate how to take care of hair so very different than their own
He can’t braid her hair if he can’t fucking sit up.
Mina takes him in with wide brown eyes, the largest feature in her tiny round face. She’s starting to lose the toddler babyfat but only just, and the resemblance to his own younger brother in the first days Danny was adopted is… uncanny, sometimes.
Like now, when Mina looks at him and knows what she is looking at.
“You didn’t turn on the light,” She says, softly. “You don’t have your light on the wall. Are you sick?”
“I’m… I’ll be okay, honey. I just have, um, my back hurts… pretty bad today. I thought I’d handle it, but…” He groans without meaning to, it feels like so much energy just to talk. “I’m so sorry, honey. I’m not… not gonna be much of a daddy today.”
Mina frowns at him, her big brown eyes locked on his.
It isn’t supposed to be like this.
Abraham found a way to leave him one last goddamn gift, a present he never unwrapped or asked for and would do anything to give back. 
“I’ll get your phone,” Mina says seriously, and comes further in, dragging RiffRaff behind her, the stuffed giraffe with a neck long enough to approach pure absurdity. A gift from Ryan, one among many. 
She moves quickly across the floor with her little bare feet padding, a flash of brown stomach showing as her too-small shirt rides up. She has to stretch up again to pull Danny’s cell phone down from the bookshelf, and he watches her, thinking, by next year you won’t have to go on your toes, by two years you won’t want me to be the first thing you see any longer, by thirteen you’ll be slamming doors in my face, will I still be lying here with my back refusing to let me be the parent I wanted to be for you?
“Sad Daddy face,” Mina says, slapping the cell phone down next to him. “Dad would poke your nose.”
“He would,” Danny says, and manages a small smile. “Honey, I’m trying, but I think we have to call Dad back home from work. I can’t… I can’t get out of the bed. I’m sorry, Mina, but it’s not… it’s not gonna work today.”
“Yes it can,” Mina says, with a stubborn set to her jaw she gets from Nate, not that Nate has ever noticed he does it. Danny finds a small smile, at the sight. Adopted or not, Mina is Nate Vandrum’s daughter through and through - already reading some words, already curling up with a book to turn the pages and make up stories about the pictures she sees on the page. Already a serious little girl, a tiny adult.
“I don’t see how,” Danny replies, shifting minutely in the bed, just trying to move onto his side, hissing when his back protests once again.
“We do like when I get sick,” Mina says, softly. “I can open the fridge all by myself and my stuffies and my loveys can sit with us and we can do like when I’m sick.” She considers, and he sees a sudden gleam of mischief in her. “I can have my screen?” She asks, sidling a little closer to the bed.
Danny swallows, and looks down at his cell phone. It’s 7:30 in the morning. The lecture Nate has been planning for happens for his 10 AM class, and he can move his office hours maybe if Danny gives him enough notice to put up a sign…
Hey Nate, he texts, keeping his eyes on Mina, who watches his texting with interest and a clearly increasing certainty that she is going to get exactly what she wants out of this. Bad back day. Fine rn but cn you come home after lecture plz?
“Gonna get to watch princesses,” Mina says, with evident delight. “And eat Lunchables.”
“Sssshhhh,” Danny says, but he can’t quite hold back his own smile in response to his daughter’s. “Daddy being sick isn’t supposed to be something you look forward to, baby.”
His phone vibrates in his hand and he glances down.
Danny, please use full words, that drives me up the wall when you type like that.
“I can’t believe you took the time to write that out,” Danny mutters to himself, but his smile widens even more. He can feel the stretch of scar tissue along his nose and jaw, even this long after Abraham’s death the marks are there, fading but never gone. “Mina, only your Dad uses correct punctuation in his f-... his text messages.”
“Writing is important,” Mina recites in her best impersonation of Nate, pitching her voice hilariously low. Danny laughs out loud despite the way the motion seems to stab whole new little daggers up and down his spine. He’ll be damned if he’ll let a little agony stop him from appreciating his daughter.
Another message comes in and he glances down.
I’ll be home by 12:30. Bringing ramen from the place you like and gyoza for Mina. Do you want me to just cancel and come home now?
No, fine. Just after lunch is good.
Whether Nate believes him or not, he doesn’t know, but he drops back to lay his head down on the pillow, watching Mina watch him right back. “Okay, honey. Dad will be home after lunch. So we just have to… to make this work for a few hours, okay?”
“Okay, Daddy. I’ll be right back.” With that, Mina throws RiffRaff onto the bed next to Danny and goes running back out. All he can do is lay there, feeling spectacularly useless, while he listens and hopes that she isn’t taking this moment to color on all the walls or break a bunch of things or learn how to set the house on fire.
When she finally returns, she is dragging her small travel suitcase - the one with some kind of cartoon character whose name he can’t remember - behind her like an overworked flight attendant at the end of a long day. “Okay… Daddy…” Mina says, comically out of breath. “I brought… everything.”
He realizes she never actually zipped the suitcase when she simply overturns the whole thing and Danny stares, trapped on the bed, as it opens up and dumps a chaotic mixture of toys and food and her favorite blankets onto his bedroom floor.
“Jesus Christ, Mina,” Danny whispers, eyes wide.
“Jesus Christ, Superstar,” Mina sings happily in response. Not a single note is on key, and Danny thinks maybe adoption doesn’t matter and Mina is his child too. “Do you think you’re what they say you are? Okay, Daddy, I got… I got us stuff for sick. Can I get up on the bed with you?”
Danny looks at the roughly mound-shaped pile of things on the floor, then slowly up at his daughter. “Can we… can we do something about all your stuff first?”
“It’s your stuff, too. Look!” Mina digs into the pile with enthusiasm, and the first thing she pulls out is Danny’s bottle of pain medication.
Hi, I’m Daniel Michaelson, and my baby brings me my fucking pain meds. Pin the medal on the father of the fucking year.
“Oh my God,” Danny whispers. Someone is going to psychically know this happened and he’ll lose her, and he can’t lose her, not because of his stupid back, not because of goddamn Abraham fucking Denner-
“I pushed a chair up to the counter and climbed up and got in the special cupboard,” Mina says seriously, giving him the bottle. He takes it with shaking fingers, his heart so gripped with guilt it’s like it has to work harder to beat. “Where you keep medicine. I can open the lock now and I put my feet in the sink!”
Danny is going to hell for being a bad father, he knows it. He knows it, and he knows your four-year-old stood in your sink to dig out your fucking pills, you fucking whiner is going to be the first thing the Devil says to him.
Maybe he’ll get to suffer right next to Abraham.
Maybe Abraham’s the demon set to make him sorry for everything all over again.
“Daddy, stop,” Mina says, looking a little nervous at the look on Danny’s face. “Dad always gets you medicine when your back is bad. Am I in time-out?”
“Um. Uh… no, honey. Just… just don’t do that, um, again. And don’t ever, ever tell Dad you know how to get into the medicine cabinet. Okay?”
“Okay.” Mina drops back down to the pile, and brings up a small bottle of the cold brew they buy in a pack of six at the store. She hands that to Danny, too, taking to her work with perfect seriousness. All he can do is watch her as he swallows two pills dry and then washes them down with the coffee.
There. 
An hour, and he’ll be able to move around in the bed, at least, even if he’ll still hurt too badly to get all the way up. His back is like that - on bad days you can’t get rid of the pain, only make it a little less debilitating. Most bad days he can keep himself moving through sheer momentum, and everyone tells him he must be feeling better and he doesn’t know how to tell them that his baseline changed, back when Abraham first held him captive - he and Nate in the woods in Canada.
Long before the blade broke off in his back, there were days of bruises, battering, and beating. He starved and never slept and hurt like hell.
People think pain ebbs and flows, but the tide is never fully out for Danny. There is always a whisper of oceanwater promising a later tsunami.
While he lays there watching her, Mina picks out her stuffies and loveys, one by one, and begins to lay them throughout the bed. In the backyard, distantly, Danny hears Toto barking - the high-pitched bark that means he’s treed something again. At least somebody is having fun, Danny thinks.
“Okay, Daddy,” Mina says, laying a series of stuffed animals carefully around his head and lightly against his shoulders as he forces himself to shift onto his back on the bed, closing his eyes against the way the pain drains all the blood from his face and his fingers, leaving everything cold and numb as it’s his spine where the nerves light up in fire. “You can have RiffRaff today, and Mister Bones, and Zombie Monkey, and She-Ra, and Ugly, and Bo. I’m going to keep the rest.”
Danny takes a deep breath. “Honey, did you leave any of your animals in your room?”
“No,” Mina answers with a shrug. She clambers back down and comes back with her tablet, which she smacks down a little too hard on Danny’s stomach. He winces and hisses, and her eyes go wide. “Oh, your tummy is sick? I’m sorry, Daddy.”
“N-No, baby, it’s okay. It’s… yikes. I’ll pull a, um, a movie up for you, okay?”
“Princess movie!”
“Can we… watch literally anything else, baby?”
Mina juts her lower lip out and sets her jaw. “Princess movie, Daddy.” She says, stubbornly. When Danny responds with silence and a raised eyebrow, she lets the pout go and gives him a disarming, charming smile instead. “I mean, Daddy-can-I-please-watch-princesses?” She asks, batting her eyelashes and everything, the words all run together the way she always does when she has to ask nicely.
Danny sighs, but it’s with a smile on his face. “Yeah, okay, honey. What else do you have on the floor?”
“Um, some toys, and… this!” Mina holds up two matching Lunchables in the air like she’s declaring victory.
Honestly, she probably is.
“Lunchables for breakfast, huh?” Well, there are worse things in the world, Danny thinks to himself. At least it’s not drugs, right? Yeah, there’s a good bar for good parenting, whether or not your four year old prefers Lunchables or… cocaine or something.
“I need these fucking pills to kick in,” Danny mutters, not realizing he’s speaking out loud until Mina turns to look at him, wide-eyed.
“Daddy,” She says, sounding absolutely scandalized. “You’re not supposed to say that word anymore, Dad said-”
“I know what Dad said,” Danny says, gesturing carefully with one arm, moving as few of his back muscles as possible to do it. “Climb on up here, honey. Let’s do Lunchables. I’ll put a dollar in the jar when I can stand up, okay?”
She nods and climbs up with him. Danny carefully opens the Lunchables for her with his teeth gritted. There’s another thing they didn’t tell him, before it was his life - that sometimes even doing tiny things like tearing the perforated opening off the side of a cardboard Lunchables box could hurt so badly. People think they know what a backache is.
They don’t know.
But then Mina takes the Capri Sun and puts it aside and makes herself a tiny ham-and-cheese sandwich using the little cracker in the box, and some of Danny’s stubborn self-pity starts to slide away, eroded by her cheerful smile. “Elsa with the water horse?” She asks. “Can we do that princess movie?”
“Frozen 2,” Danny corrects absently, scanning through the Disney movies on the tablet with casual swipes of his finger. She never asks for the new princess movies, only the ones from before she was born. Once the movie starts, the sound small and tinny coming from the tablet, Danny settles himself back against the pillows and hands her the screen. She pulls out his arm - he holds back the sounds of pain at the stretch of muscle - and then snuggles in against his side, pulling RiffRaff back into her own lap, her fuzzy black hair brushing softly against the roughened scar tissue on Danny’s neck.
He manages to turn his head and kiss her, on the top of her head. “Just a few hours until Dad gets home,” Danny whispers. “I’m so sorry, baby. I’ll be a better Daddy tomorrow.”
He hopes.
Mina is watching the opening previews and doesn’t look at him or even seem to hear what he said.
By ten, Danny’s been able to get up and use the bathroom, at least, and brush his teeth. That’s his second victory, he decides, in a day where they don’t come easy. 
Around eleven, right in the middle of Nate giving the lecture he’s been working so hard on, Danny and Mina fall asleep listening to The Princess and the Frog, a firefly singing to the evening star.
Nate comes home at half past noon with the ramen in hand. He sets it down on the kitchen table and lets Toto back in, the scruffy shelter dog all wagging tails and half-wild jumps. Nate gets him slowly calmed down, and listens. “D-Danny? You around?”
Nothing.
“Mina? Baby? Where are you and D-Daddy?”
Still nothing. Nate frowns - Danny hadn’t answered his text asking what kind of ramen he wanted, and he’d thought maybe Danny was playing with Mina in the toyroom and hadn’t heard - but when he checks, they aren’t in there either.
Finally, he heads upstairs, and halfway up he realizes he can hear the tinny sounds of music coming from their bedroom. He stops in the doorway to stare down at a small, scattered pile of plastic horses, a tiny baby doll, dollhouse furniture, and at least one Pegasus next to his daughter’s suitcase for when they travel to see Danny’s parents.
There’s a soft exhalation, and he turns to look at his husband and daughter asleep on the bed.
The tablet has been discarded, off to the empty side of the king-sized bed. It’s still playing the menu for one of the Disney movies, although Nate can’t remember which one this menu screen is for.
Danny is on his side, with his knees curled, some of the age fallen off of his face His hair is a mess of bright red with hints of silver over his eyes - he’s had silvery strands in his hair since Alberta, the first time Abraham held him - and spread out across the pillows. His hands aren’t up to cover his head - he hasn’t done that in a few years now. 
Instead, he has one hand curled up against himself, and the other arm flung over his sleeping daughter. Mina has her head under his chin, on her side as well, and her face is buried against his neck and his collarbone. The two of them breathe nearly in unison, and they are absolutely suffocating in Mina’s favorite stuffed animals and the remains of empty Lunchables packages.
Next to the bed, on the side table, is a half-drunk bottle of iced coffee and Danny’s pain medication. Nate swallows - Danny never takes pills until it’s so bad he can’t move or Nate forces him to. Too afraid, even now, that taking a few pills would lead him right back to relying on fuzzying up his mind to shake away the memories that still threaten when the room is dark.
Nate considers just closing the door and heading back downstairs to eat alone, but Toto comes barreling past his legs and runs into the room, taking a bodily leap onto the bed, all forty pounds of him trying to wriggle between Danny and Mina to try and lick both their faces at once.
Danny jerks awake, eyes fluttering and blinking rapidly, pushing instinctively back Mina groans and rolls over, scooting away, trying to slip right back to sleep the way kids sometimes do.
“H-Hey, Toto,” Danny slurs, getting his hands on the excited dog and gently moving him back. “Hey, bud, how did you get inside…”
“I let him in,” Nate says softly, and Danny turns to look at him. His face is pale and drawn, but the smile when he greets Nate is real.
“Oh, hey,” Danny says, pushing himself up onto his elbows. “Sorry to call you home early, I just-... it’s just not a good day for my back. Mina and I decided to… to just take a break in here-”
“Danny, you’ve been in here all day, haven’t you?” Nate sighs. “Don’t l-lie to me.”
“It’s fine,” Danny says, shaking his head. Mina groans again, but her eyes are open now, and she rolls back over. “It’s fine, I’ll do better tomorrow, I’ll… I’ll try harder-”
“Danny,” Nate says, firmly, and it’s only then that Danny seems to realize what he just said. His face pales a little more, making the healing muzzle scars stand out in a ring around his face. “You don’t h-have to. I don’t m-m-mind coming home.”
“Hello, Dad,” Mina says blearily, scooting back to Danny now that Toto is safely sitting far enough back to give her spot back to her, snuggling right back into him. “Did you bring food?”
“I d-did, honey. Have you and Daddy had fun this morning?”
Danny winces, guilt written clearly across his face. “I’ll be better tomorrow, I’ll do better, I can... can try harder-”
“Danny, stop it,” Nate says, a little more edged this time. 
“We had so much fun, Dad,” Mina says cheerfully, and Danny turns to look at her, surprised. “We ate Lunchables for breakfast. I always want to and you never let me! And Daddy said a bad word so he has to put money in the jar again-”
“Hey, you said you wouldn’t tell,” Danny says with fake anger, and Mina makes a face at him until he smiles.
“And I got to have all my friends in your bed even though I’m not supposed to and we watched princess movies and I got to pick the movies and Daddy played Stuffy Fight with me!”
“So you d-did have fun,” Nate says gently, and Mina nods.
Danny sits back, closing his eyes briefly, and Nate watches the way his face stills, and knows he’s holding back emotion that wants to write itself there that he doesn’t want to show. Nate sits down, lightly resting on the side of the bed, and slides a hand behind Danny’s head, leaning in to give him a kiss.
“Don’t s-sell yourself short,” Nate says gently. “You’re a g-g-good dad, Daniel Michaelson. Even on b-bad days. But… call me n-next time. Listen to me. You’re a good dad.”
There’s a pause.
Then Mina leans slowly over and says, “I got Daddy’s pills down from the cabinet for him.”
Nate turns to look at her, blinking, as Danny groans and puts his hands up over his eyes. “Oh my God, Mina, I did not ask you and you promised not to tell-”
“Okay,” Nate says, with exaggerated patience. “I am going to pr-pretend I did not h-h-hear either of the things either of y-you just said, and go g-g-get the trays and our r-r-ramen and gyoza. Please n-n-never explain it to me. Ever.”
Danny nods without taking his hands down.
Nate gets all the way downstairs, gets the food settled on the TV trays, and Danny has slurped up his first bite of noodles when Nate finally sighs and says, “You know wh-what, I lied - I need to know exactly how you explain-”
“I didn’t tell Daddy until after I did it,” Mina says brightly, picking up the little fried dumpling with her fingers.
“... and there it is. Let’s eat b-b-before I panic, at l-least.”
“I know how to open the special lock! I can open under the sink now, too!”
“... okay, too l-late, I’m panicking now.”
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Creepy or Not Creepy, That is the Chat Thread
Word Count: 986
Author: Redwoodroots on AO3, aka gosecretscribbles or redwoodwrites on tumblr
Prompt: “Danny Fenton seeming creepy, unnatural, predatory, etcetera to the general population of Amity Park. Or only seeming creepy, unnatural, predatory, etcetera to tourists, while Amity Park locals are confused by anyone finding Fenton ‘creepy/intimidating’.” Phic Phight ( @phicphight ) prompt by @phantomphangphucker 
  [Skepticality216 has entered the chat]
 Phantom_Phenomenon: Aw yis fresh meat
 A_Curse_On_Both_Your_Haunted_Houses: *chants* MEAT, MEAT, MEAT
 Skepticality216: uh, hi?
 LilydaleDoppleganger: Ignore them, apparently the two of them saw Danny Phantom fighting a giant spider ghost in the park today and they’re still on a geek high
 Skepticality216: Well that sounds…creepy
 LilydaleDoppleganger: Right?!  Spiders are not cute!  And the ghost ones are always bigger and you can see all the hairs…
 Skepticality216: What?  No, spiders are actually kinda cute.  Like chibi eyes on multiply.
 Phantom_Phenomenon: OH PLEASE NO XD
 LilydaleDoppleganger: Wait then what was creepy?
 Skepticality216: The phantom?
 A_Curse_On_Both_Your_Haunted_Houses: Wait what?  Phantom’s not creepy
 Skepticality216: Yeah he is?
 Skepticality216: half the time he looks right through you like he can see something you can’t
 A_Curse_On_Both_Your_Haunted_Houses: Like…other…ghosts?
 Phantom_Phenomenon: Phantom is awesome!  He’s like a regular teen but with superpowers
 A_Curse_On_Both_Your_Haunted_Houses: Like Oh, truth.  Someone said he can also eat actual food, someone got a video of him eating chips yesterday
 Skepticality216: They didn’t like…see the food in his stomach, did they?
 Phantom_Phenomenom: Nah but that’d be hella cool, imagine him doing that in biology class
 A_Curse_On_Both_Your_Haunted_Houses: The education we all need  
 Skepticality216: I’m sorry, in what universe is seeing a ghost not creepy as heck?!
 Phantom_Phenomenon: When the ghost is super hot?
Skepticality216: Look I’m not saying I don’t like the guy, but his skin is literally so pale you can see little green veins of ectoblood or whatever!!
 Phantom_Phenomenon: New theory: vulcan
 A_Curse_On_Both_Your_Haunted_Houses: Dude got me out of school once and covered the place in mystery meat.  Best day of my life
 Skepticality216: wait I’m sorry he covered the school in what
 A_Curse_On_Both_Your_Haunted_Houses: Did anyone else know that mystery meat, when left uneaten for more than twenty minutes, forms a substance almost as strong as concrete?  School was shut down for two days, I had time to actually do my homework.  
 Phantom_Phenomenon: Truly, Danny Phantom is our hero
 LilydaleDoppleganger: Yeah, I’m not sure why he creeps you out @skepticality216
 Skepticality216: Aside from the creepy you-can-almost-see-his-blood-pumping?  Or how the air around him goes all wrong, like you’re standing in broad daylight but suddenly it feels like your soul just got doused in shadow and there’s fingers slowly crawling up your spine
 Phantom_Phenomenon: You sure that’s Danny and not the ghosts he’s usually chasing?
 Skepticality216: Pretty sure.  Once I walked into an arcade and looked up and there he was, clearly NOT fighting a ghost, sticking halfway out of a machine while these two kids crashed right through the high score.  
 Skepticality216: You could actually see the electricity sparking in an outline where his ribs and skull would be, and when he flew all the way out he didn’t even have legs anymore, just a tail!  He was a frigging haunted Nike logo!!
 LilydaleDoppleganger: Oh dude, dude, ECTOMERMAN
 Phantom_Phenomenon: I mean basically XD
 A_Curse_On_Both_Your_Haunted_Houses: I wanna know if he does the tail thing underwater
 LilydaleDoppleganger: I mean, kind of?
 LilydaleDoppleganger: I went to the aquarium once and when we got to the tank with all the mudskipper fish in it, my guide dog went nuts.  Turns out there was this bottomfeeder ghost thing in the water.  It just came boiling up, and Danny Phantom was already IN ITS ACTUAL MOUTH trying to fight it
 LilydaleDoppleganger: He didn’t actually have the mermaid tail thing although he scared the heck out of the shark exhibit next door when they phased right through the wall
 Phantom_Phenomenon: Come on Skeptical you can’t tell me that isn’t cool
 Skepticality216: I saw that on the news and almost lost my lunch.  There was so. Much.  GOO.  
 Skepticality216: Just goo EVERYWHERE.  He just shoots those rays out of his hands and boom, why does it look like alien dookie, why does it have to just QUIVER like that
 Skepticality216: It literally looks and smells like alien dookie!!
 A_Curse_On_Both_Your_Haunted_Houses: And you would know this because…
 [Danny_Dempsy has entered the chat]
 Danny_Dempsy: My Defend Danny senses are tingling
 A_Curse_On_Both_Your_Haunted_Houses: Skepticality is offended by goo
 Skepticality216: I’m not offended, it just looks Gumby-flavored Jell-O and the way it JIGGLES
 Phantom_Phenomenon: I’m sensing some Gumby trauma
 LilydaleDoppleganger: To be fair, we all have some Gumby trauma *shudders*
 Danny_Dempsy: Be strong, O Lilydale, for we must educate young Skepticality on the perfection of Danny Phantom’s porcelain complexion
 Phantom_Phenomenon: Oh boy here we go
 Danny_Dempsy: His radiant beams of gooey light, the angelic halo of green ecto-energy
 LilydaleDoppleganger: XD
 Danny_Dempsy: Nah but in all seriousness he’s basically a modern superhero with lightning-fast reflexes, powers, and hella good looks.  
 A_Curse_On_Both_Your_Haunted_Houses: We’re all waiting for Dempsy to propose at this point
 Phantom_Phenomenon: Get a haunted room you two
 Danny_Dempsy: I’m TRYING
 Skepticality216: And nobody seems to find it weird that there is an actual DEAD TEENAGER just flying around the city and everybody’s cool with it
 Skepticality216: DEAD.  TEEN.  
 A_Curse_On_Both_Your_Haunted_Houses: Rude
 Phantom_Phenomenom: Have you even been to a public high school, we’re all dead on the inside
 Skepticality216: You can see the veins in his forehead twitching like there’s actual green blood in him!
 Phantom_Phenomenon: How did you get close enough to see that and decide that the best thing to do was stare at his veins.  Way to put the ‘creep’ in ‘creeper.’
 Skepticality216: He explodes ghost guts into quivering piles of alien poop goo!!
 LilydaleDoppleganger: He is desensitizing us to the horrors of Gumby
 Skepticality216: I’m pretty sure he was walking around with two heads at one point and then he smooshed them together and he had ONE EYE!!!!
 Danny_Dempsy: One beautiful Harry Potter-green eye
 Skepticality216: I don’t get it!!  This is like the fifth chat I’ve been to and everybody is in love with Danny Phantom!!  Is it something in the water?!  How does nobody else see how absolutely creepy he is?!!?
 LilydaleDoppleganger: Maybe we don’t judge someone on their outside? Maybe we judge them for who they are on the inside.
 A_Curse_On_Both_Your_Haunted_Houses: Their gooey, gooey insides.  
 [Skepticality216 has left the chat]
A/N: As fun as this was to write I had a hard time coming up with ways for Danny to be creepy.  He’s just cool!  You know, in a really dorky way XD
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100 Homestuck Headcanons Of Mine
Both Meulin and Nepeta say “hewwo” unironically. They can also replicate the OwO and UwU faces near perfectly.
Roxy loves Five Nights At Freddie’s, Undertale, and Minecraft.
The Striders and Lalondes have a group Minecraft server.
One time Roxy convinced Rose to play Halo with her, Dirk, and Dave. That was when they found out Rose was surprisingly good at it, and Fortnite.
The trolls all love Animal Crossing
Actually, everyone loves Animal Crossing.
The Mayor is the only one who had Raymond. That is because Dave gave him Raymond.
Everyone else wants Raymond.
Vriska stabbed someone for Raymond. She didn’t get Raymond.
The Harley-English-Egbert-Crocker family have a group Minecraft server, and that’s it.
They tend to spend their free time seeing what whacky things they can alchemize.
At one point they managed to alchemize Captain America’s shield. No one is sure how, but it works.
Roxy and Dirk can both eat whole ghost peppers. Rose and Dave both hate spicy food.
Jane doesn’t mind spicy things but prefers sweet stuff instead. John and Jake are fine with a little spice but not as much as Roxy and Dirk. Jade can’t have anything spicy or she will get extremely sick.
Spicy peppers, and peppers in general, are lethal to trolls, due to the capsicum in them. The first time Karkat and Kanaya saw Dirk and Roxy eating peppers they freaked out.
Dirk and Roxy have occasional competitions to see who can eat the most peppers in a minute. It’s hilarious.
Karkat learned the Alternia equivalent of an Earth ukulele before the game. He remembers one song from it and occasionally borrows Jake’s ukulele to play it when he’s sad.
Jake, Jade, Jane, and John have every musical instrument you could name, and some you couldn’t.
Jake can play the ukulele and bagpipes. Jane can play piano and keytar. Alongside bass, Jade can play the trumpet and otamatone. John can play guitar and saxophone.
Dirk can play the otamatone. That’s it.
Roxy keeps requesting that Jade alchemize cats. She has about 30 by now.
Roxy gave Dave a cat. He named him Skittles, and claims it’s completely ironic.
Dirk also has a cat, named Twilight Sparkle
Rose has a cat named Cthulhu.
Jake has a parrot named Indiana Jones
Jade now has a corgi named Thor.
John managed to get Jade to help him alchemize a dragon. It’s name is Fluffernutter.
Jane is a master at anything kitchen-y. Jake and John both burn water. Jade can cook stuff but prefers take out.
Roxy knows how to make grilled cheese and soup really well, and Dirk is good with a grill but that’s it.
Rose makes the best hot chocolate, tea, and coffee. Any drink you want, she can make. She can’t cook anything though.
Alternatively, Kanaya is an excellent cook but thinks that mixing Dr. Pepper, Sprite, and Faygo together is good.
Kanaya has mixed every soda the kids could find together before. Dirk paid John $30 to drink it. John did.
“If you open a banana from the bottom you are a disgrace to the world and we all know you’re a top who can’t find a bottom.”- Rose, Kanaya, Jade, Vriska
“Opening a banana from the bottom lets you have the most banana without eating the weird thing at the end of it”- Dirk, John, Jane, Karkat
“Why bother peeling bananas when you can just eat them whole?”- Jake, Dave, Terezi
One time John used the Mayor’s cuteness to get Jane to bake him a cake. Dave found out and was pissed.
Dave convinced Rose to knit the mayor a sweater.
The mayor loves Doritos. He always gets the last one in the bag.
Kanaya loves mixing different types of one kind of food or drink. She has mixed all the candy in the house, much to the delight of most everyone, has mixed all the soda (it now lives in the back of the fridge for when they play truth or dare) and has mixed all the cereal in the house, much to the irritation of Roxy and Rose.
Dave ate a handful of Kanaya’s cereal mix because Dirk said he wouldn’t.
Has read Twilight: Rose, Roxy
Hasn’t read Twilight: Jade, Jane, John
Doesn’t know what Twilight is: Mayor, Calliope, Karkat, Jake
Hates Twilight: Dave
Vocally anti-twilight but secretly wrote and published a 100k fanfic: Dirk
Can swim: Rose, Roxy, Dirk, Jake, Jade
Can’t swim: John, Calliope, Jane
Hates bodies of water: Dave
Trolls don’t have grey skin, they have grey fur.
Said fur poofs up when the trolls are scared as a defense mechanism, like a cat. But instead of being fluffy, it’s spiky and sharp. Trying to punch a fluffed up troll ends badly.
If you mix Faygo and sopor slime you get the troll equivalent of weed.
Calliope found archery and axe-throwing, and is wonderful at both.
Dave convinced Rose to knit a sweater for the Mayor.
Cereal before milk: Rose, Roxy, Jane
Milk before cereal: Jake, John, Jade
“Just eat the cereal dry, cowards”: Dave, Dirk
Dave had a popular Vine account
Karkat does not understand the term Yeet.
Instead of saying “Yeet” Rose says “defenestrate”
Roxy has a Tumblr account filled with things their group has said.
Kanaya has designed outfits based around pride flags for everyone.
Dave likes Mindless Self Indulgence and My Chemical Romance
Calliope likes Fall Out Boy
John listens to twenty one pilots a lot
Dave also likes cavetown
Kanaya loves girl in red
The beta trolls ancestors can change their size.
The Grand Highblood and the Condesce shifted to a larger size permanently to intimidate other trolls.
Some don’t use it as much, or at all, like the Dolorosa, the Signless, or Neophyte Redglare.
Dualscar uses it to ease travel or to win fights, and will grow to extreme sizes so he can get through the water faster. It’s also ten times easier to sink ships.
The Psiionic couldn’t use the power once he became the Helmsman.
Darkleer uses it to grow smaller, so he can work on the small, delicate parts of his inventions.
Carapacians grow weed as a crop. For them, it’s their main source of food. For humans, it’s weed. It’s poisonous to trolls.
Sea dwellers’ lusii die more frequently (possibly due to the eldritch being at the bottom of the ocean), so they started letting older sea dwellers adopt sea dwellers that aren’t really old enough to survive without a lusus.
How many sweeps a troll is can be equated to human years, but when compared to other blood castes it becomes very skewed. A sweep equals roughly two human years, but different blood castes view this differently. Rust bloods, bronze bloods, and gold bloods all live fairly short lives, so 7 sweeps is roughly half their life span. Lime bloods and jade bloods all view 7 sweeps as being a bit like their early twenties. Teal and cerulean bloods would consider 7 sweeps to be roughly 13 or 14. Cobalt and purple bloods would see 7 sweeps as maybe being 6 or 7. Violet and fuschia bloods live for thousands of years, so legally and when comparing life experience to other fuschia/violet bloods, 7 sweeps is basically a very young toddler. This is just how each caste views age internally, given that they have different lifespans. 7 sweeps is roughly 13 or 14 in human years. This is explained badly but it’s also an alien concept put into English.
Teal and cerulean bloods have the closest lifespan to humans.
Dealing with eldritch beings shortens your lifespan because of the toll it takes on your body. This means that if Rose never reached godtier she would have died earlier than she was supposed to. This also means that if Eridan wasn’t chainsawed in half he probably would have had the lifespan of a purple blood or blueblood.
An ahab crosshairs or whatever can be really deadly in certain situations, but outside of that it’s basically useless.
The one time Dave met Kankri, he decided to put all of Mindless Self Indulgence’s songs on shuffle and play whatever came on first to Kankri. It was ‘Stupid MF’. Kankri flipped his shit and Dave is no longer allowed near him.
Meenah turned it into a game to see who could get the loudest reaction from Kankri by playing an MSI song. So far the winners have been 1. Vriska with ‘Faggot’, 2. Cronus with ‘Bitches’, and 3. Meenah with “Fuck Machine’. Honorable mentions include ‘Get It Up’, ‘Big Poppa’, and ‘Dickface’.
The honorable mentions change constantly
The game is ridiculously easy to win, given that most MSI songs are A) about sex, B) have slurs in them, C) are just really offensive in general, or D) all of the above.
To win the game you record Kankri’s reaction to the song and upload it to a forum on pesterchum.
Kankri is unaware there is a game.
Cronus repeatedly hits on everyone he meets. There are two people who he’s stopped flirting with, though.
The first one is Vriska. The first time he flirted with her she kicked him in the balls. The next time she stabbed him. He stopped trying after that.
The other one is John. He kept comparing Cronus to people from late 20th century movies with greasers in them.
Roxy loves riot grrrl bands.
Roxy, Sollux, John, and Karkat started a coding club. Roxy and Sollux help Karkat and John get better at coding, and also challenge each other to break into more and more ridiculous places.
At one point, using the codes that let Roxy and Dirk talk to Jake and Jane, Roxy and Sollux were able to hack into different government websites in different universes.
This includes the Pentagon, the FBI, and the CIA. They figured out how to get news live from the other universes, so occasionally they invite their friends over and watch a different world panic.
They end up doing internet troll stuff once in the websites. They’ll leave things equating to “aliens from another universe were here” and shit. They’ll make it so every time the website is open the screen turns pink or red and blue.
One time they left a picture of a message in Alternian. When the feds decoded the message, it just said “2ollux and Roxy were here. 2ucker2.”
One time they replaced all the photos of people with badly photoshopped versions of the photos where all the faces had been replaced by either Nic Cage’s face or Danny Devito’s face.
When they aren’t breaking into government websites, Roxy and Sollux will set up firewalls for the other to try and get past.
Aradia and Federico bleached Eridan’s hair while he slept, and cut it short. They also put pink bows on his horns. Just because.
Because Sollux can hear voices of the imminently deceased/is basically half dead, and Aradia has a strong connection to death, they were able to manipulate this so they could communicate telepathically. It takes focus, but they can do it.
Dirk knows Japanese, and can understand Damara. He is the only one who can.
They have inside jokes about everyone they know
Vriska found 5 or 6 doomed versions of herself and brought them back to life. They live in a shared hive and use the fact that they are all various Vriskas to prank people to an extreme. The only one who know whats happening outside of them is Terezi, because A) seer, and B) the one who gave John the list of things to do was brought back as well and told her.
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BATIM SOL AU- School Daze Chap. 7
Hey everyone! Here is a brand new chapter I have for you all.
Just a slight warning this does featuring bullying at the end. Nothing too major don’t worry!
So just a quick thing I wanted to post this chapter in June because it was Pride Month and wanted to bring up the toons sexual identities (which will be revealed at the end of the chapter). However, I was so focused on A Hat in Time stories I had to hold this chapter off till I finished a few of those stories before finishing this one!
But here it is! The next chapter of SOL AU!
Enjoy!!
The bell rang for lunch and the upstairs classes left their rooms to grab their lunches from their lockers or racing to the cafeteria to get in line and grab their lunches. Alice grabbed her lunch from her locket and just as she was ready to head to the cafeteria, she stopped to see Lauren pulling out her lunch box and a notebook. Once she closed her locker she turned to see Alice right in front of her.
“Uh hi.” Alice nervously said giving a small wave. Lauren didn’t respond back and just stepped back and walked away from the angel. “W-wait!” Alice called out. The angel sighed seeing she failed again for interacting with Lauren.
Alice slowly made her way to the cafeteria and slammed her head down at the table. Danni, who was eating a tuna sandwich looked at her angelic friend. “Guess talking to Lauren didn’t go as planed?” She asked.
“No.” Alice sighed. “Wait how did you know?” She asked. Alice didn’t tell her or any of her friends about trying to talk to Lauren.
Danni chuckled. “You’ve been in school for four days now, and during those four days you’ve been trying to talk to Lauren.” Danni explained. “I’ve seen how you look at her.” 
Alice smiled giving a light blush. She then decided to eat some lunch to take her mind off it. Alice smiled seeing Linda and Henry gave her a roast beef sandwich, a bag of chips, an apple, two cookies, and a juice box.
As Alice was setting up her lunch she glanced at Bryan who was reading a book as he was eating his sandwich. Danni gave her friend a slight kick in the shins. “Ow!” Bryan hissed. “What was that for?” He asked. Danni glared and pointed at Lauren and Alice. Bryan understood what Danni was trying to tell him, and nodded that he will help with whatever plan she had.
While Alice was enjoying her lunch, she was surprised that Bryan was pushing her chair towards Lauren’s table. Alice was freaking out that she was being headed, or forced towards the girl she desperately tried to talk to. Danni held on to Alice’s lunch and placed it on the table surprising Lauren.
Lauren’s eyes widen as she saw Bryan bringing Alice over to her. Bryan smiled at his angelic friend before heading back to the table with Danni. Alice glared at her friends, who waved to her with a smile. “Now we watch and wait.” Danni snickered. 
Alice sighed and faced Lauren. The two girls were quiet with one another, especially Alice who didn’t know what to say just sat their nervously thinking of what to say. “Huh hi.” Alice nervously said as it was the only thing coming to mind.
Lauren didn’t reply and just went back to doodling in her notebook. Alice frowned and just continued eating her lunch. Danni and Bryan sighed in frustration seeing it will take till the end of lunch to make these girls talk. 
It didn’t take too long though. As Alice ate she was thinking of what to talk about with Lauren, and got an idea seeing Lauren’s drawings. “So you like drawing?” Alice asked. Lauren looked up and nodded, before drawing. Alice smiled seeing they were getting somewhere. “My dad, Henry used to be an animator.” She replied.
“Really?” Lauren asked. Alice blinked hearing Lauren’s soft spoken voice. The young girl covered her mouth and went back to drawing. “S-sorry I’m told I sound q-qu-quiet and can’t speak any l-louder.” She stuttered. “S-so I b-barely talk.”
Alice sighed looking down feeling bad for the girl. “Well I don’t think your quiet.” She said. Lauren looked up. “You sound clear as day.”
Lauren gave a small smile. “T-thanks.” She replied. Lauren started to feel comfortable around the angel and held her hand out. “I’m Lauren.”
Alice smiled and held her hand out. “Alice!” She replied beaming. 
Danni and Bryan fist bumped each other seeing the two girls starting to make some friendship progress together. However, there was one group of friends who didn’t seem happy that the new girl was being friends with the former loner; The Lockets. 
“There is no way I’m letting loner art girl be friends with new girl!” The leader of the Locket’s glared.
Kelly, who was drinking replied. “Well I think its sweet, Clara.” She replied.
The leader of the Lockets, Clara glared at her dimwitted friend. “Oh shut it Kelly, who’s side are you on, anyways?” She snapped.
Kelly whimpered and sighed. “Y-yours.”
Clara nodded. “That’s what I thought.” She said before pulling away from her friend. Kelly gave a small glare towards her leader before finishing her drink. Clara then turned to face the other blonde haired girl who was taking notes on the entire thing. “Karen do you have any notes about the new girl?”
Karen looked up from her notes, and adjusted her glasses. “Well sadly I couldn’t get into her files, as thanks to what you did last year I’m not allowed.” She reminded her leader. “Good news I was able to follow up with what Kelly spotted and all we know she has a cat for a brother.” 
Clara turned to Kelly, who didn’t give eye contact towards her dimwitted friend and glared at her. “That’s it? No one would believe us if we admitted that to the entire school! The entire student body will think were CRAZY and send us to the nut house!” She shouted.
“Hey its not my fault I got caught!” Kelly snapped back. “I told you I should of used your car to stalk them!” 
“Hey!” Clara snapped back. “No one is allowed to drive my car! You can ride, but no drive!” The girls started to biker ignoring their plan at stake as the student body watched the cat squabble going on. This argument gave Danni a laugh as she ate her chips and drank her can of lemonade.
“Now this is a dinner theater.” Danni commented. 
As the Locket squabble was going Lauren was showing Alice her drawings. Her notebook was scattered with cute drawings of animals and a page at what appeared to be a cartoon style similar to what the Bendy cartoons looked like.
“Wow! I love your cartoon drawings!” Alice beamed. “Its almost like what my dad used to draw for this studio.”
Lauren giggled. “My dream is to be an animator and work at a studio myself too.” She replied.
Alice smiled. “That is amazing!” She cheered, her halo blinking like a light when she said that. Lauren smiled seeing how the angel enjoyed her drawing and her dreams. “I wish you luck on your dreams! Just keep on dreaming and you’ll get there!” Alice covered her mouth and looked down. Now she was starting to sound like Joey,
“Wh-what’s wrong?” Lauren asked.
“S-sorry just what I said.” Alice apologized. “A...friend.” She lied. “A friend I knew who betrayed me said that to me.”
Lauren frowned and got up from her seat and put an arm around Alice. “Sorry about that.” 
Alice gave a small smile, but a small blush appeared on her face. “Its not your fault.” She replied. “Its mine.” Alice thought. Lauren wanted to ask why was it her fault for this friend to betray her, but as she glanced at the bickering mean girls ahead she stayed quiet and hugged her new friend.
“I know its hard to feel betrayed, but sometimes you have to move on from it. It hurts, a lot because you put their trust in them and your scared of loosing that trust once again.” Lauren explained.
Alice nodded. “I lost a lot of trust back at my old home.” She mumbled. 
“Yikes.” Lauren hissed feeling that sting too. “I’m really sorry that this happened to you. Is that why you transferred here?” She asked.
“For the most part yeah. I’d rather not explain.” Alice replied.
Lauren smiled. “Whatever makes you comfortable Alice.” Lauren let go of the hug and sat back down eating her lunch. Alice smiled feeling better from Lauren’s comfort, and continued to eat her lunch as well. As the angel ate she felt her heart beating for some reason. Was it because of Lauren? Or was it because someone understood her pain?
Even after lunch, these feelings haven’t gone away for the little angel sent from above.
As Alice was walking to class she started to feel her heart beating faster. Not beating fast after running, but more of a fast heartbeat like...she was falling in love. That’s what Allison told her when she would talk about her relationship with Gent worker, Thomas Conner. Alice started to realize that she may have a loving feeling towards Lauren.
“Alice are you okay?” Alice soon snapped out of it when she saw it was Danni speaking to her. Alice turned to Danni and saw she looked nervous towards her best friend.
“Oh y-yeah I’m fine.” Alice lied. “Just relieved you know.” 
Danni sighed. “Look sorry for pushing you into talking to Lauren, but you two needed to introduce one another, and Bryan and I had to make a move.” She explained.
“Danni, its fine. That push was all I needed.” Alice reassured her friend.
“It is?”
Alice nodded. “We just had a great conversation, and I’m just relieved everything I wanted to tell her came out, and I didn’t scare her!” She explained. This was the truth!
Danni sighed in relief. “Thank goodness.” Alice smiled as she and her friend walked to class, and enjoyed the rest of the day. Though as Alice paid attention in class she couldn’t shake the feeling of Lauren off her head. Alice sighed and she would talk about this with Henry or Linda after school. 
After school, Alice said goodbye to Danni and Bryan as she was on her way to pick up Bendy and his friends from school, that was about to end in about half an hour. As Alice was on her way to the elementary school she spotted Danni ready to walk home herself. Alice smiled and decided to invite Danni to join her in her walk to pick up Bendy.
“Hey angel.” A voice said. Alice sighed and turned to see it was the Locket’s leader Clara speaking to her. Taking a deep breath she went over to the other girl.
“Yeah that’s me?” Alice questioned wondering why these girls want to talk to her. “What do you girls want?” 
Clara and her friends looked at each other before laughing. Alice was confused and nervously laughed herself wondering what was so funny. “Oh were just...interested in you.” Clara answered.
Alice was confused and yet impressed. “You are?” She asked. Clara nodded. Alice wasn’t sure to believe what the mean girl was telling her. After what Danni told her about these girls and Linda warning about bullies she didn’t want to bring her hopes up that these girls were going to be anything but nice to her.
“Were interested in how monochrome you look.” Clara commented giving a giggle. Alice gulped feeling an insulted at that. 
Alice took a deep a breath not trying let those words get to her. “Well thanks...I guess?” Alice questioned. Clara and her friends just kept on laughing. Alice gulped wondering how long she could keep her cool before breaking down.
“That wasn’t a complement.” Karen replied. “You just don’t look human.” She pointed out. Alice’s eyes widen as the girls laughed at her again. Alice frowned, but wasn’t going to cry. She was going to hold it in, not let these girls get to her. She was a brave angel! She was a strong angel! She was...a week angel.
“So where did you come from?” Kelly asked. Alice tried to answer, but Kelly covered her mouth. “No don’t tell me! You came from some wacky wonderland!” She laughed. Clara and Karen didn’t think it was all that funny, but Kelly was in the right place. 
Clara shoved Kelly aside and glared at the angel. “Listen here angel. I don’t know who you are, or where you came from! Just letting you know I’m in charge of the school! You may be making friends left and right, but once I find more about you. You’ll be squished like a bug!” Clara threatened. 
Alice gulped, now she was truly scared now. This wasn’t like Joey threats, this was more of Susie threats. The angel remembered how the sweet, kind voice actress became as mean as Clara towards Allison, and no matter what the angel did nothing could of changed Susie’s behavior. Alice nodded not responding to the bullies.
“Oh by the way, you aren’t the prettiest girl around here.” Clara insulted. She chuckled and gave the angel a shove making her fall to the ground. “See ya looser!” Clara yelled. The girls laughed as they walked off insulting the angel behind her back. Alice got up and brushed herself as she watched her tormentors walk away.
Once they were gone, Alice felt tears coming out of her eyes and quickly wiped them away. She wasn’t going to cry, not right now. She then took a deep breath and made her way towards Bendy’s elementary school.
Bendy and his friends were still waiting in front of the school and were worried that Alice forgot and that they would need to call Henry or Linda to pick them up. “Where is Alice?” Bendy complained. 
As his friends waited, Marie spotted a familiar angel walking towards them. “There she is!” Marie shouted. Bendy and his friends smiled and looked to see Alice walking towards them. However, Bendy saw something was wrong with the angel. She looked sad.
“I wonder what’s wrong with Alice?” Cody asked his twin sister. Connie shrugged not sure either.
Alice was taking a deep breath, trying to stay calm and not cry in front of Bendy and his friends. “Just don’t tell them Alice. Just don’t tell them.” Alice said to herself. With that she wiped the rest of the tears from her face and put on a fake smile. “Hey guys sorry I was late!” 
“That’s alright Alice. We didn’t wait too long.” Connie replied. Alice sighed and decided now was time to head off to take the kids home and head home herself.
As the group walked home, Bendy felt something was wrong with Alice. Even if Alice or Boris looked okay on the outside, Bendy could feel how their truly feeling. Bendy knew Alice wasn’t herself and was keeping something sad and serious.
Even after dropping off the kids at their respective homes, even when doing homework, and even during dinner. What Bendy sensed was an angel holding in her emotions, trying to keep it in as long as she can. It wasn’t just Bendy who noticed something wrong was the angel, Henry and Linda also saw something was up with Alice.
“Everything okay Alice?” Henry asked.
Alice looked up and swallowed her food. “Y-yeah! Just a long day of school!” Alice lied continuing to eat. Henry and Linda looked at each other and knew there was something wrong with Alice.
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So here are the toons identities:
Bendy-Pansexual
Alice- Bisexual
Boris- Aroace
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1. seeing blind by [ Justalittlebitlonely ] (2k)
A couple of years ago, Harry had been sure he was going to end his life mateless and alone, because no one would mate a Blind omega. Besides, he knew he wasn’t a typical omega. He was too tall, voice too deep, limbs too big and gangly. Maybe as an alpha he could have a chance to find someone, but as an omega , no alpha would want to mate him. But life had proven him wrong.
2. The Nearness of You by [ theweightofmywords ] (2k)
Harry and Louis' baby is due any moment. Harry just wants pretty toenails, and Louis just wants to help. 
3. Piece by Piece by [ @sadaveniren ] (3k)
He rubbed his hand over his lower stomach and closed his eyes. Louis was going to lose his fucking mind.
(aka Harry tells Louis he's pregnant and it goes as expected)
4. Baby, You're My Only Reason by [ FallingLikeThis ] (3k)
Louis worries about becoming a father.His pregnant husband, Harry, eases his worries without even realizing he's doing it.
5. Louis Baby, Hurry Down The Chimney Tonight by [ lgbtwinks ] (4k)
Harry looked so beautiful next to the fireplace playing with Danny on the rug. The dim light from the fireplace softly enhanced his jawline and pretty cheekbones. Harry looked like a proper mum playing with the kids.
In which Louis and Harry celebrate Christmas with their four kids and all Louis wants is to get laid.
6. I hate to Love you by [ brainwaves, Thingssicant ] (5k)
Louis froze in place, eyes widening and heart dropping to his stomach. There’s no way he heard that right.
“Poor boy lost this opportunity over a bit of fun with some boy. But that just means good news for you, captain!” the coach continued enthusiastically, expecting Louis to respond in kind but Louis was barely processing his words.
“I-I’m sorry, what did you say before? He’s pregnant? As in having a baby?”
“Not sure pregnant can mean anything else, son, but yes,”
Or, Harry and Louis are co Captains with a love/hate relationship.
7. Short Steps, Deep Breaths (Everything Is Alright) by [ Sugartitstyles ] (5k)
"Harry are you okay?” Harry shook his head sighing softly. “I’ve been getting sick a lot lately. Anything can trigger my vomiting it seems.” Cher giggled and nodded. “What’s so funny?” “Nothing really, just reminds me when I had David. The morning sickness for your first child is terrible. I don’t remember Gemma suffering that bad while we were in school though. Must of skipped her lucky.” Harry just sat quietly in shock. “Cher, I love you and all but you are talking nonsense. There is no way I can get pregnant.” “You never know Harry, stranger things have happened.”
Or the one where Harry ends up pregnant on the night of his collage graduation after riding louis.
8. A Hand to Hold and a Hand Held by [ @londonfoginacup ] (5k)
When Harry goes to the One Direction concert one year with his sister, he doesn’t expect to go home with the amazing Louis Tomlinson himself.
But then, he really doesn’t expect that night to have an impact on the rest of his life either.
9. Right Here Waiting by [ @chloehl10 ] (5k)
Louis and Harry are expecting a baby. Harry's heavily pregnant and nesting madly, determined to make their home ready for their baby.
10. Take My Medicine by [ @sadaveniren ] (5k)
Louis came over to Harry’s side of the bed and gave him a hello kiss. Kissing Harry always felt like coming home. From their first kiss at fourteen and sixteen he’d known that there would be no one else for him. And now, decades later, he still knew that was true.
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AKA a sequel to Answer All Your Wishes featuring fluff, filth, and more fluff
11. Wear A Necklace Of Hope (Side By Side With Me) by [  sweaterpawstyles ] (5k)
"Lou," Harry's voice was high-pitched and small. He was so small. Everything about him seemed so fragile and Louis was terrified he would break him. He knew it was too late though. Louis couldn't break him because Harry was already broken. Or
A Hunger Games AU about Louis and Harry's life as victors in District 4
12. Forever and Always by [ tomlinbum ] (6k)
“I want a lot of kids,” Harry slurs. He's sitting on Louis's dick right now, riding Louis slowly and at his own pace.
“Okay, baby,” Louis says, petting his hip.
Harry pouts. “I mean it – I want, want so many baby Tommos running around the house, wrecking havoc just like their Daddy.”
Or the one where Harry meets the love of his life at 16. This follows the years following their meet.
13. Zero Means Nothing When I'm With You by [ WhiteClifford ] (6k)
Louis doesn't know what he's looking for until he finds it.
Harry just knows he may defy his gender norms, with his height and clumsiness, but that doesn't mean he doesn't want litters of pups running around while he does domestic things all day long.
In other words, boy meets boy and no one can stop pining.
14. honey and i by [ itiswhatitisbutterfly ] (6k)
AU very loosely based on Marley and Me, Louis takes his friends advice and buys Harry a puppy to quell his desires to start a family. However the puppy turns them into a family with out them really knowing.
15. To Carry Love by [ @dimpled-halo ] (7k)
During One Direction’s hiatus, Harry becomes unexpectedly pregnant, and Louis does his best at becoming the most supportive husband he can be.
16. Oh Baby, It's You by [ leedsbracelet ] (7k)
Harry wants a baby, and he intends on having one.
17. I heard this life is overrated, But I hope that it gets better as we go by [ louisnuggets ] (7k)
"Harry this is not something we're going to argue about. I decided to do it. It's a sure thing." Harry remembered his words. The sure look in Louis eyes, the way he balled his fists, the way he talked. His Alpha voice coming through. Everything. How could he ever forget? It was one of the worst days of his life. After Harry's heat, which included five days of a lot of orgasms and even more cum, Louis and Harry had been laying in bed. Louis' knot slowly loosening in Harry. Harry's back against Louis' chest. Harry was sated and happy until Louis threw the bomb. "Baby I have to leave again. Longer this time. I know you don't like this but this is really important for my career." Some may think, what's so horrible about that? But Harry knew what that meant. It meant Louis would leave.
18. Baby, Honey by [ @chloehl10 ] (7k)
Harry's been talking about sex and babies on stage too much for Louis' liking, so he decides to give him what he wants...
Or the one with the aftermath of Harry's Detroit concert...
19. The King's Omega by [ HunterMay18 ] (8k)
An omega with a really dark past becomes the King's new love interest.
20. yes, you make my life worthwhile by [ tomorrows ] (9k)
Harry whispers to him that this feels like every dream he’s had for the last three years and Louis kisses his temple, behind his ear, across his cheeks and by the edge of his jaw. He runs the back of his finger across Winnie’s sleep-warm cheeks and sighs, the weight of the world finally off his shoulder.
Louis' a pediatrician, Harry's a preschooler teacher, and they're having a baby.
21. Still believe in magic, oh yes I do by [ lookingforparadise ] (9k)
Harry and Louis are the greatest power couple in town. Louis plays football. Harry is pregnant.
22. Another Constellation to Trace by [ @screwstyles ] (11k)
Mpreg AU: Louis and Harry bet on who can keep Harry's pregnancy a secret for longer. Neither of them is particularly good at it, and it doesn't help that their soulmate tattoos make it even harder.
23. As young as we are by [ quitefinishedlove ] (11k)
A familiar pair of worn out Vans suddenly stops, catching onto Harry’s peripheral vision that he had to snap his head back just to face the person.
And there stood Harry’s ‘Baby Daddy’. God, he already hates that term.
(or, Louis and Harry are still in high school; Louis is mister Popular and Harry is the innocent kid that no one notices or really likes. They occasionally hook up in secret, but it supposedly doesn't mean anything. But then Harry, of course, ends up getting pregnant.)
24. To the Moon by [ @chelsea-frew ] (11k)
University students Harry and Louis have an arrangement--they are friends with benefits. When Harry accidentally becomes pregnant, however, they need to redefine their relationship. Do they want to keep things the way they are, or are they ready for something more?
25. Commitments by [ @chelsea-frew ] (11k)
An AU loosely based on the movie 27 Dresses. Harry is a fan of weddings, and Louis writes about weddings. They have sex, create a baby, then meet. Can they straighten themselves out after doing things completely out of order?
26. to change how you see and what you believe by [ jaerie ] (12k)
Harry and Louis are best friends who just happen to fall into bed with each other sometimes, it's not a big deal. After a drunken night of discussing their kinks, they wake up naked together. They don't remember what happened, but they've done it before and they'll probably do it again, but five months later, a surprise changes everything.
or an I didn't know I was pregnant au
27. Leap of Fate by [ @happilylouie ] (12k)
After one too many failed dates, Harry decides he’s had enough. He is going to start a family on his own, everything falls into place as Harry finds the perfect donor. But when Harry realizes who the donor actually is it hits him like a curveball. He wants Louis Tomlinson to be involved in his baby’s life, but first he has to figure out a way to date him.
28. shut your mind off (and let your heart hear me) by [ BeHappily ] (13k)
Harry wants Louis for a while, Louis wants Harry forever, but emotions and a little human get in their way.
Or, an AU where Louis is a single father to cute twins, Harry is a ballet dancer who doesn't want any relationship, and they foolishly become friends with benefits, but maybe it wasn't so bad after all.
29. you fit me better than my favorite sweater by [ brightbluelou ] (13k)
Harry didn’t mean to fall in love with his best friend, and he definitely didn’t mean to get pregnant. Despite that, it’s probably still the best thing that’s ever happened to him. And after that, well. It just kept getting better.
30. Brand New Life by @chelsea-frew (13k)
Harry Styles is one of nineteen children and has been sheltered all his life. After his best friend Niall Horan introduces him to the joy that is the three-man band known as One Direction, Harry is hooked. When Niall gets them tickets to a One Direction concert, Harry gets more than just a good time dancing to great music.
31. So Long I’ve Been Waiting by [ @flamboyantommo ] (13k)
the one where Harry and Louis are having their first baby, and keeping it a secret until the end of the first trimester is a lot harder than they thought it would be.
32. Answer All Your Wishes by [ @sadaveniren ] (13k)
Harry and Louis met when Harry was thirteen and as first impressions go theirs was memorable enough to start a life long romance.
AKA a Tom Fletcher/Giovanna Fletcher AU where Louis is part of One Direction, Harry is the love of his life who blogs, and they have many, many children.
33. there's something in the water by [ curlyfries ] (13k)
Harry and Louis met when Harry was in the middle of a rough patch after he injured himself during a tennis competition. After a night that Harry can't forget, he's met with a little surprise a couple of months later. It's a bit of a shock, especially considering how he got there, but he's determined to see it through. He's all prepared to do it all alone too, but running into Louis again might change the game.
Cue dates, happiness and cuddles, but Harry can't get the fact that he needs to tell Louis out of his mind. He's got his fingers crossed that it all works out.
34. Made From Love by [ @chloehl10 ] (14k)
It's almost Christmas, and amongst the preparations, Louis' realised something about his husband Harry.
Harry, however, seems to be oblivious.
Louis' determined to open Harry's eyes and make him realise the real magic that's happening this Christmas...
35. The Sunshine Stays by [ @becomeawendybird ] (15k)
It’s three years after One Direction got back together, and Harry and Louis have just come off a world tour. They’re enjoying a much more relaxed schedule the second time around, allowing themselves to bask in married life. Until, one day, Louis surprises Harry on vacation, and there are some surprising consequences.
36. On His Way Home by [ @stnbutterflies ] (16k)
Or the one where Harry is set up on a blind date with his sister’s best friend’s brother
37. I'll Be Your Light by [ mightaswellll ] (17k)
Harry Styles always had a crush on his sister's best friend Louis Tomlinson. Moving in with them should be a good way to get over it, right?
38. If the Surface Begs You Home by [ @becomeawendybird ] (17k)
Harry is a mermaid from the underwater kingdom of Mercadia who is a little too fascinated by life above the surface. He's kicked out of his home after he winds up pregnant, and has to figure out how to make his way in the world. Louis is the darling of the small neighbouring seaside village who came home after university to take over their local library, and can't seem to stay away from the mysterious pregnant mermaid his friends introduce him to.
39. the sweetest devotion by [ itiswhatitisbutterfly ] (18k)
Harry loved Louis at 18 when he couldn’t afford to take him on a date, at 21 when he spent all his time trying to make it and now he adores every part of him as he professionally lives his dream every single day. And he will love him no matter how long trying for a baby will take them and every day after.
40. we come in line by [ starsinoureyes ] (19k)
Harry decides to have a baby on his own, Louis doesn't agree it's a good idea but lets him do it anyway. It took seven years and Harry getting artificially inseminated for them to find each other. Louis has a secret he didn't tell Harry and it might affect their family. Also featuring: a pre-pregnancy party, fertility clinics and pregnancy scares.
-based on the movie The Switch (2010)
41. Magic Everywhere We Go by [ @casuallyhl ] (19k)
Fifteen years after first meeting Louis at a mutual friend’s birthday party, Harry is just as in love with his husband as he was on their wedding day. And with the birth of each new child, Harry seems to have only grown to love him more.
And now Harry is spending four days at the happiest place on earth with all of his favorite people – his mum and stepdad, his four beautiful children, and his perfect husband.
Life couldn’t get any better than this.
Or, Harry and Louis go on holiday with their family to Disney World.
42. wrapped in light, in life, in love by [ tomorrows ] (19k)
It should be embarrassing — it is a bit embarrassing, actually, because he can feel Lila watching over him like a hawk, but Louis’ got a palm on his thigh and there’s a cherry red lollipop in his hand and Harry feels so bloody dizzy with butterflies. He brings the lollipop to his mouth and sure enough, the sweet cherry flavor feels more therapeutic than anything, like it’s made from warm hugs and naps by the fireplace. He’s too busy falling in love all over again to be embarrassed.
“S’good, innit?”
Harry nods his head. He feels like a child, but it’s okay because Louis is there and he’s staring right at him, blue eyes consumed by Harry before him. Being at the center of Louis’ attention is just as overwhelming as Harry remembers it being fifteen years ago.
Of all the things to happen while taking care of his niece for a month, falling in love with his boyhood crush all over again is probably the highlight of Harry’s autumn.
Well. That, and getting pregnant.
43. Second Time's the Charm by [ @chelsea-frew ] (21k)
The first time Louis sees the new barista at his favourite coffee shop, he falls head over heels. The first time he takes the barista, Harry, home, they end up making something a little bit more than conversation. Suddenly, it seems to Louis that Harry is keeping secrets. He is. Two life-changing secrets. When Harry lets Louis in on these secrets, Louis needs to decide whether to let them change his life--or not.
44. Weigh Us Down (We're In Love) (23k)
Harry’s eyes widen slightly at that. “We’re friends?”
Louis nods eagerly, smiling even wider. “Of course we are! You’re like, my first ever friend here. We just moved in, you see. Did I already tell you about that? Anyway! Maybe you can stay for dinner and I can show you my toys?”
Harry smiles. “You’ll let me play with you?”
Louis nods again, excited. “Of course!” He looks thoughtful for a moment, and then he’s slipping off the couch and crouching in front of Harry. “Oh, and Mum always kisses my wounds after she fixes them up. It makes me feel loads better all the time, so.” He leans forward and puckers his lips, pressing them over the bandage on Harry’s knee.
(harry and louis first meet when they’re eight and ten. this is their story throughout the years.)
45. there's a love and it grows (there's a life that we share) by [ felixandtae ] (23k)
“Yeah, we made a cute baby,” Louis said, tucking Harry’s hair behind his ear. “I’m so glad I met you.”
Harry said sheepishly, "I’m so glad I went to that party. Even if I don’t remember much of it, our baby is like a little match maker. I can’t believe I have a baby with a guy I’ve been crushing on for so long.”
“Oh, so long? And how long was this crush?” Louis teased, smirking as he saw Harry’s cheeks flush red.
Or where Harry and Louis are strangers (not really) who had a one night stand at a party and end up having a baby together.
46. Seven is Heaven by [ @chelsea-frew ] (25k)
Louis and Harry find themselves unexpectedly (but very happily) adding to their family. 
47. Somewhere In Between Who I Used to Be and Who I'll Be Tomorrow by [ ShapeOfLou ] (27k)
After landing his dream job of being a TV host, Harry Styles thinks he has it all, a nice job, luxury cars, designer clothes, and a stable relationship with a man he loves. That is, until he makes the drunken mistake of going home with the cute bartender which results in an unexpected pregnancy. With a baby on the way, Harry has to balance his work life with deciding how he wants to spend the rest of his life: with the man he's been with for years or the father of his child.
48. A Perfect Reason by [ @chelsea-frew ] (29k)
During a visit to a charity he'd like to support, Prince Louis--next in line to the throne of the United Kingdom--meets Harry, the man of his dreams. Trouble is, Louis is not out, and the law says his heirs can only be born of a woman. Louis is determined not to let that stop his pursuit of Harry. His determination doubles when Harry accidentally becomes pregnant. He and Harry will have their little family--and change the monarchy while they're at it.
49. here comes the sun by [ tomorrows ] (30k)
“Everything’s going to be fine,” Louis promises, his pink, chapped lips moving slowly in the cold. It matches the beanie on his head—pink, because they found out this morning that they’re having a girl and that’s just.
Harry’s going to be a dad. To a little girl. Five months from now he’ll be holding her in his arms, and she’ll be so lovely and small.
They’re going to have a spring baby and she’s probably going to have Louis’ eyes. What a blessing that would be. Harry crosses his fingers on the hand inside his pocket, hoping that she does. He’ll love her either way—blue or green or even brown eyes, it doesn’t matter—but he’d really like them to be blue, he thinks.
[Harry is a pediatric specialist, Louis is a neurosurgeon. All they want is a baby.]
50. Something Just Like This by [ kiwikero ] (31k)
Newspaper intern Harry Styles can't believe his luck when he goes from fetching coffee for his boss to writing about London's own superheroes, One Direction. Even better, he gets to spend time with the unfairly handsome Freefall, also known as Louis Tomlinson. Louis, who is way out of Harry's league and far too busy for a proper relationship—so how on earth is Harry supposed to tell him they're expecting?
51. Little Wonder by [ @sweariwouldnt ] (33k)
A mistake, or perhaps a well-thought out fluke of fate, results in Harry and Louis welcoming their first child. This is how it all goes down.
52. Destinies Miracle by [ whathappenedinwellington ] (33k)
Harry and Louis have been married for 22 years and are the proud parents of 4 beautiful children. At the age of 47, Harry unexpectedly falls pregnant-- an extremely rare occurrence given his age. The family of 6 are faced with challenges and decisions once unimaginable as Harry carries the baby to full term despite all odds against him.
53. Baby, What A Big Surprise by [ @icanhazzlou ] (33k)
Or, the one where shy, quiet Harry has no idea he’s a carrier, and a one night stand with the most popular boy in school shows him just how wrong he was.
Featuring Lottie as Harry’s best friend, Niall as her boyfriend, and, of course, Louis as the popular boy with a soft spot for his little sister’s quirky friend.
54. Party of Five by [ @chelsea-frew ] (34k)
Six years after their twin girls were born, Harry and Louis find themselves expecting another bundle of joy! Ups, downs, excitement, and worry follow the news as the family of four prepares to get just a little bit bigger.
55. love is so good when the love is young by [ drunkonyou ] (38k)
Louis falls for his pregnant best friend who has a bit of baggage. They make it work though.
56. We Got The World Shaking by [ FutureMrsHaroldStyles ] (39k)
Suddenly Louis is taking Harry’s hand in his own and turns to his sister. “I’m taking him to my room. Don’t worry I’m going to take care of him. Now go and enjoy your party, little sis!” And with that Louis leads Harry to the elevator. The thoughts in Harry’s head are going wild but they all come down to Fuck am I really gonna spend my heat with Louis Tomlinson?
Or the one where Harry goes into heat at his best friend Lottie's birthday party and her big brother helps him out.
57. Fallen Far From the Tree by [ @sadaveniren ] (41k)
Harry and Louis go through the ups and ups of pregnancy.
58. everywhere (i wanna be with you) by [ itiswhatitisbutterfly ] (42k)
Harry and Louis meet because they have terrible friends, they fall in love because something feels right in a world of uncertainty and shifting grounds. Louis is an actor and Harry is a model at the top of his game, the best things in life are the most unexpected ones and the things that hit you when you are least expecting it.
Featuring winter in London, nights in Paris, early mornings in New York, burning heat in Monte Carlo and an enduring love spent transcending four corners of the globe.
59. I'll Be Here Waiting on Forever by [ sweaterpawstyles ] (46k)
Harry made Louis feel like he was walking on air. He was beautiful in every way and it constantly amazed Louis. His eyes could melt Louis' heart at a single glance, his soft hands made Louis' heart race with a simple touch, and the words from his cherry red lips were so captivating that Louis held onto everything he said. There was a constant buzz in Louis' veins when Harry gave him that look, the look that spoke more than words ever could. It was a soft fond that Louis fell in love with so easily. Too easily.
Louis was in love with the boy he could never have and show off to the world. Or A Romeo and Juliet AU where Louis is an alpha prince who falls in love with Harry, an omega prince from the neighboring kingdom
60. Temporary Fix by [ HazzaMyLou ] (49k)
Harry's been hurt too many times before and doesn't want to fall in love. Louis doesn't believe in love and doesn't want to settle down. But a chance meeting, a drunken night, and a pregnancy test might change their plans.
61. Hideaway. by [ arrowtomyheart ] (52k)
Harry is in a borderline abusive relationship which ends after the news that Harry's pregnant. He is homeless for the night and travels 3 hours on the train to turn up at his best friend's Liam's house unexpectedly for somewhere to stay. He meets Louis, Liam's flatmate, and they discover that they have more in common that anyone would expect. They fall in love.
62. In Any Universe by [ @chelsea-frew ] (55k)
Harry and Louis are happy. Yes, they are closeted, but they love each other and love their jobs as members of One Direction. Their happiness is shattered when they are in a car accident and Louis wakes up having forgotten the last five years of his life. He doesn't remember being on The X-Factor, being a part of One Direction or, most devastating, Harry. Estranged from the love of his life when Louis retreats to what he does remember, Harry discovers that he's pregnant. What will he do if Louis doesn't recover his memory, and he's faced with being a single parent? What will he do without Louis?
63. Smokescreen by [ Arvernii ] (57k)
Louis rules the school; guys want to be him, girls want to do him. He's the coolest guy in school and if you don't agree with him, his crew will make you change your mind. Spending most of his afternoons smoking cigarettes while on the back of his motorcycle, Louis has it all: popularity, money, fear and respect. However his bad-boy image is just a smokescreen, when a new out and proud gay student named Harry suddenly shows up, everything is immediately thrown into chaos.
What is the price of love?
64. Two + Two = Four by [ @chelsea-frew ] (58k)
In the middle of the Where We Are Tour, Harry and Louis find themselves feeling a little amorous after attending Louis' mum's wedding. After indulging in some unprotected sex on an L.A. beach, Harry ends up pregnant, expecting twins just weeks after the end of their On the Road Again Tour.
Not only do the boys find themselves facing the daunting prospect of becoming parents at the height of their fame--not to mention during a worldwide stadium tour--but the boys are still closeted. Their lives are about to change, but though the changes are stressful, and the road is just a bit rough, they can't wait to welcome their twins into the world.
65. Baby We Could Be Enough by [ @chloehl10 ] (74k)
Harry Styles has always wanted a family, but his boyfriend doesn’t. When an unexpected pregnancy leaves Harry feeling alone and terrified, he feels he has no choice but to give up his baby. He finds a family with the adoptive parents, and maybe something more. ~ Louis Tomlinson and his wife, Jess, have been trying for a baby for years. Their hasty marriage after they first got pregnant has only led to a series of miscarriages that have put a strain on their already precarious relationship. When they meet a young man desperate for a home and someone to raise his child, Louis realizes that he may have been moving in the wrong direction all along.
66. One Night Stands by [ benniejets ] (77k)
Harry was always great at making decisions; he never did anything too risky and he never really did anything stupid. He played by all the rules, which led to him living a quiet life. However, one night when he decides to go out with a few friends and have some drinks and randomly hooks up with a man, his specifically planned out life goes to shit.
67. Half A Heart by [ Larry_Darling0124 ] (198k)
Scarlet Marie Styles. Louis didn't know about her. Harry kept her a secret. Scarlet knows he left. * Eight years ago Harry Styles gave birth to a beautiful baby girl named Scarlet Marie. Now, at the age of 26, he doesn't expect to run into the only man he ever loved. The man that left him when he needed him most. * Eight years ago Louis Tomlinson made the biggest mistake of his life. Now, at the age of 27, that same mistake just got a whole lot bigger.
68. A Little Love by [ felixandtae ] (220k)
Harry and Louis are best friends, and when Harry's boyfriend breaks up with him, he's instantly depressed. Louis hated seeing him this way, so one thing leads to another and they wind up sleeping together, which causes a lot of problems.
Or, where Harry gets heartbroken, so Louis tries showing him love, but a bump is in the road. Literally.
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The Fall of the GIW
by Carter_Starlight25 On the run, Danny is close to losing all hope. Everywhere he went. They Followed. They were getting closer each and every time he rested. Now In Gotham, he finds himself entering a new haunt. And with how big it feels. He knew, it was Lady Gotham. Jason, just wants to fix everything. Fix his life that finally was starting to get better. He was getting better.. But after helping save the literal Ghost King. He falls for the Cute guy. Bruce just wants things to be right, he wants to fix his mistakes. And when he discovers the Anti Ecto Acts. He gets to work doing what he does best. When hearing a Government Facilitated Organization had locked down an entire small city and using the Anti Ecto Acts for a right to legally Torture Ecto Entities. He calls for the Justice League. But when a certain Spartan comes into his life from a video game. He will discover more about himself than he could imagine. And fine love in the weirdest of places with the Spartan. Katrina, is just along for the ride! And will help her Spartan. And his new family.   (Cross Posted on Wattpad under my profile. Carter_The_Wolf) Words: 7473, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Halo (Video Games) & Related Fandoms, Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic), Justice League - All Media Types Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Categories: M/M Characters: Danny Fenton, Jazz Fenton, Danielle "Dani" Phantom, Sam Manson, Tucker Foley, Valerie Gray, Cujo (Danny Phantom), Frostbite (Danny Phantom), Clockwork (Danny Phantom), Guys in White | GIW (Danny Phantom), Wulf (Danny Phantom), Ember McLain, Nicolai Technus, Skulker (Danny Phantom), Box Ghost (Danny Phantom), Lady Gotham (Danny Phantom and DCU), Bruce Wayne, Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, Tim Drake, Stephanie Brown, Cassandra Cain, Duke Thomas, Alfred Pennyworth, Damian Wayne, John-117 | Master Chief, The Weapon (Halo), League of Assassins Members (DCU), Justice League (DCU) Relationships: Danny Fenton/Jason Todd, John-117 | Master Chief/Bruce Wayne, The Weapon & Batfamily Members, John-117 | Master Chief & Batfamily Members, Batfamily Members & Danny Fenton Additional Tags: Halfa | Half-Ghost Jason Todd (Danny Phantom), Halfa | Half-Ghost Danny Fenton, Past Selina Kyle/Bruce Wayne, Past Talia al Ghul/Bruce Wayne, Ghost King Danny Fenton, POV Danny Fenton, POV Jason Todd, POV Bruce Wayne, POV John-117 | Master Chief, POV Alternating, eventually, The Pit Rage is sentient (Batman), Bad Parents Jack and Maddie Fenton, Fuck the GIW!, Vivisection, Insecure Danny Fenton, Protective Jason Todd, Protective Jazz Fenton, Protective Batfamily (DCU), Protective Danielle "Dani" Phantom, Protective Team Phantom (Danny Phantom), Protective John-117 | Master Chief, Master Chief has feelings, Tim Drake is a Simp for The Weapon (Halo), Bruce Wayne Tries to Be a Good Parent, Bruce Wayne Gets Therapy, Morally Grey Bruce Wayne (Eventually), Danny Fenton is a Little Shit, BAMF Danny Fenton, BAMF Jason Todd, BAMF Bruce Wayne, BAMF John-117 | Master Chief, Master Chief comes in later. via https://ift.tt/UwuWO6X
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bangtan-ballum · 6 years
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what i remember from the interactive introverts show in belfast (28.5.2018) SPOILERS
 this is all from memory so quotes and the order may not be completely accurate but close enough.. *pretty detailed spoilers*
- before the show began and the playlist was on, 'dans siri' kept interrupting saying "this is dans siri he left me to go look at some memes i hope you’re enjoying the playlist" and it telling us there’s no recording allowed and to turn our phones off or "ill beat you up only i cant because i’m just an ipad"
- the playlist had bts mic drop and red velvet peek-a-boo and everyone started singing and dancing to it and i was shook so many were fans of kpop omg i was liVING. 
- explaining his tweet "the weirdest thing happened, sorry if you’re here but omg that would be weird, we were sat on a bench and then this little boy wearing a fedora walked by, stopped, looked back and did this *tipped his hat* like was that directed at me?? there was no hello, nothing! and then he waited and did it again?!" he asked phil if he seen him and he said he did. dan said "phew if you didn’t i thought, i’ve just seen god, god just came to me in this form to judge me. and if he did id be going down (to hell). i am not prepared for that" 
- talking about the stage and the amazing graphic design and the two big i's at the side of the stage and dan said "look at those long boys" then called them phallic 
- a photo of dan inspired by my horse prince with the caption "ride me senpai" and phil said it was from his own personal files so he doesn’t know how that got there.. 
- phil saying they want to get to know us better but bc theres not enough time for them to take us all out for a coffee and a chat (how cute, and then everyone became soft for them and said aww) so they decided to try to get to know use all at the same time
- the audiences collective name was karen
- "you’re just not there yet. you need to get inside karen" *dan looks at phil in disgust* "phil...join karen, connect with karen" dan later goes onto say "get inside karen" and phil says "see you’re as bad as me" 
things dan and phil will not be doing tonight: 
- 'erotic role playing': *phil wearing a police helmet and carrying a baton* "officer(maybe captain) phil(maybe philly) here, danny’s been a bad boy" then dan appears holding handcuffs "please be careful with the handcuffs i have sensitive skin" 
- the show will also not be a live viewing of dan and phil in their apartment. they then showed videos of them doing things round the house and phil was eating cereal out of the box and dan was on the toilet. 
- the show will not be a giant party with all their friends and they put party hats on and then the voice said “no because none of the people replied to their messages bc they have no friends. none.” lmao 
- the show will not be them stripping and they ripped their shirts off to reveal they had the same shirt on underneath
- "unleash the bees" then "sting me daddy" by dan ofc 
- they tested themselves and had to say the same thing under the topic of "kitchen objects" and they both said whisk and said that they never say the same thing and that was only the second time they’ve done that and they were so happy about it omg
- when doing the simulation part dan was in his fur suit and had to go to the toilets but the men’s was locked and the options we had to choose from was to "ask someone for the passcode" or "use the lady door" (i know) and dan went on to say that this is why we need to diminish the concept of gender and everyone clapped and cheered omg i love him
- during the how many think we know the real dan and phil bit, dan said something about how we know certain thing (that i dont remember) and how we know some of their kinks 
- dan being v concerned about how we kept cheering for satan and judged the people of belfast for seeming happy to be making a deal with the devil lol. 
- during the sacrifice of dan (what context?) phil came out in a leather apron with gloves and said he is wearing his best serial killer outfit. 
- phil getting ready to shoot a spinning dan with an arrow and says "forget katniss everdeen, this is philniss philerdeen" 
-phil misses the board and hits dans hip and dan said “if that was 5 inch to the left then we would not have been friends anymore”
- dan trying to get off the wheel and phil asked if he needs to unstrap him and dan said "i’ve had enough of you unstrapping me" idk if he actually said that but i s2g that’s what i heard at the time and how i will remember it LMAO 
- dan had to untie phils apron and the audience died and dan was done with all of us. 
- phil saying it was distracting watching dan get out of his padded suit and then dan tried to sexily get out of it whilst phil was talking and phil stopped and stared at dan and said "im just gonna let him do it" and so in the end we all just watched as dan struggled to step out of it and then literally also tripped. then a few minutes later he realised he still had one of the shoe protectors on his foot (he called it a shower cap lol) and then took it off and awkwardly walked to the side to set it down then awkwardly walked by and laughed under his breath.
- according to the audience dan has a stress mushroom, apple and a girls motivation locked in the box under his bed. dan was extremely concerned as to why she thinks he has locked an apple in the box. and everyone laughed when the other girl said her motivation and dan said "i too have my motivation locked in a box and i’ve lost the key" 
- phil saying the key to dans box was v 50 shades of grey bc of the red ribbon
- at some point they both said a word wrong and both times they did The Thing™ they do when they mock each other when they make a mistake.
- 'phantastic phacts' as a title on screen. phil says "like what we did there?" 
- dan saying his phil trash #1 
- phil saying “put your nipples away” (when a photo of a topless man appeared on screen) and said it in some type of accent LMAO i died
- dan saying they are super best friends and soulmates -im dead- 
- wholesome howell and x-rated lester made an appearance (they swapped roles and were given topics and phil had to make good things sound bad and dan had to make bad things sound good) also when dans photo of him as an angel with a halo and a rainbow behind him, he looked at the audience, smirked and said "its very fitting" i would like the think he meant the gay ass rainbow behind him but y’know. 
- dan saying to god "implode me daddy" when he had to make the topic of the world imploding seem appealing. phil laughed under his breath and said “never say implode me daddy again” 
- *phil having to make meeting beyonce sound bad and he said bc hes so clumsy that he'd trip and kill her and was really dramatic whilst saying it and dan was stunned and just looked in shock at phil then us and said "are you as traumatised as i am right now" 
- dan having to make stepping in a puddle while wearing socks seem good and screamed and said "NO that is literally the worst thing in the world..ok you dont appreciate dry feet until suddenly they’re not. once a day we should all put on a fresh sock and go to the kitchen and step in something moist just to remember-" phil interrupts shouting no and dan continues saying "do you ever feel like you need a drink. well, with a wet sock you can just- *lifts his foot to his mouth and everyone dies on the spot* 
- dan and phil struggling to pronounce all the irish names and everyone was screaming how to pronounce it and dan made everyone be quiet and squealed "wAIT. just one person" LMAO and then the one time phil said a name right and everyone cheered for him 
- dan would happily become an amazing dancer even if it meant phil would wake up with 2 left hands and 2 left feet because he says it wouldn’t make a difference in phils life bc hes that clumsy now it’d probably be the same with 2 left feet. 
- phil would save dan from being bitten by a vampire even though it would mean that buffy the vampire slayer never existed. they talked about how the vampire could bite him and he could live forever as a vampire and phil said he would bring him bloody treats (then dan referenced to before when phil was x-rated lester*) and said "what kind of bloody treats?? omg it would be beyonce he killed beyonce and will feed me her corpse" then said "no what if they just want me dead" and then phil decided to save him. 
- dan thinks this phil without the fringe is an impostor and he killed the real phil. he screamed a couple of times throughout the show to ask where the real phils body was and said will get him to confess eventually. 
- "are you really just a lizard in a phil suit..because that would explain a lot" phil is a scalie confirmed. 
- phil constantly squatting/slut dropping to the buzzer sound effect 
- i cant remember the context but phil said something about him having layers and dan stopped and said “layers?? are you shrek? what do you think this is, shrek the musical?”
- phil had to say dans biggest fear and he said moths, and it was wrong so he got an electric shock and dan said "wHAT NO! ok right i have this thing where i hate anything underwater. like imagine you’re in the sea, what are you scared of? sharks? woop no, whales? no. but there’s a boat and beside the boat there’s a buoy and attached to that is sLIMEY CHAIN. EW NO. i’ve got submechanophobia. (i googled it i think that’s what he said idk) so its not moths, phil you know that!!" 
in the deep chat bit: 
-they talked about phobias. someone submitted saying she had a phobia of balloons and asked if she was weird and asked what they’re scared off. phil said "no you’re not weird. everyone has their fears. whats yours dan" and dan said "as we discussed before, things underwater, slimey things! uHH. but yeah i get that, its the anticipation of when its gonna pop and that’s stressful" and asked phil what his was and said "i’ve always had a thing where i was scared of the deep sea ever since i was a kid. also, not that its really a phobia but, horses. i don’t like them i don’t trust their intentions. like imagine waking up one day to a horse in your bedroom" lol 
- they talked about procrastination. talked about how changing your environment, like "doing a very not dan and phil thing" and going for a walk (dan squealed at the thought) could help distract your mind, getting some fresh air and then going back to your work with a different mindset. then talked about how phil has the need to reward himself when he does something and said that he always says to himself that if he finishes a certain task that he will reward himself with a marshmallow. and then said that if you reward yourself with something that it could motivate you to finishing whatever you’re putting off. dan said phil is using the example of a marshmallow but that he really does this and that he tells dan not to let him have the marshmallows until he finishes whatever he needs to do. dan then said that even if your procrastinating school work or whatever to just write the first word, or try writing a few sentences bc atleast you’ve started it and if you start writing that you could get into the mindset and keep writing until you finish. 
- they talked about making a youtube channel. someone submitted that he has started a youtube channel about reptiles and if they had any tips. and dan said "omg stephen. phil is probably already subscribed" lmao. phil praised him for starting a channel about something he is interested in and how its bad to start a channel just for the views and the subscribers. then said that instead of talking about what hes going to do, he should "just do it, show us that lizard" and dan said "yeah dont start off like "hi, so my name is [stephen], nice to meet you. ive always wanted to make videos about reptiles but i never rea-" lmao 
- phil saying bitch in his disstrack oh my god 
- the song at the end: "hey buddy can you give me some editing tips" 
- when dan was playing the piano and phil was singing and said that even though they’ve been friends for so long they’ve never fallen out and then starting listing things they could fall out over eg. phils dying houseplants, how dan never goes outside, phils vision is blurry and dans a furry. 
- for the most inaccurate prediction of interactive introverts someone submitted "2 hours of dan and phil twerking to the teletubbies theme tune" and then dan proceeded to twerk whilst singing it and saying the teletubbies names.. 
- d: "its basically two oscars tied together" p: "oh and they’re naked, look at those butts" d: "wow statues of two naked men tied together may not be the best thing to have when its meant to represent us"
there were some really soft things they said at the start and the end, and how we were there bc were happy(?) (i dont remember the exact context or quote but it was something like that, all i mind is that it was v sweet) and idk i just love them omg it was the best night!! 
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yaz-the-spaz · 6 years
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The Super Ridiculous Twelve Playlist
so...wound up making a playlist after all because i’m ridiculous lol…the ones without explanations are ones that i felt like didn’t really need much of an explanation but they’ve all been ordered chronologically to align with the story and the progression of the plot how i see them
(fic this is in reference to can be found here and the summary post here)
[note to future readers - to be listened to ONLY after you’ve finished the whole first fic; DO NOT CLICK that read more button if you haven’t finished because spoilers lie ahead]
like toy soldiers by eminem - twelve; mostly for the chorus and also a few other lyrics (especially in the very beginning)
in case by demi lovato - liam; waiting for zayn to come back/come home (throughout the earlier chapters but also as a kid)
nightingale by demi lovato - twelve; shortly after starting to remember liam/himself/his family when he’s still feeling so fragmented and half out of it with the flashbacks and emotions and different pieces of himself
dark times by the weeknd & ed sheeran - twelve/zayn* (and also kind of danny); for all the times twelve (and later zayn) has doubted himself both in general and when it comes to Liam’s feelings for him (mostly only relevant for the first fic but can be loosely applied to parts in the sequel too), tbh this one’s mainly here just for the chorus and dark themes more so than most of the other lyrics, but just pretend when they say “back to these streets” it’s actually “back to [memories of] the bunker” lol and also that it’s “this ain’t the right time for you me to fall in love with me you”
two pieces by demi lovato - liam and twelve
hate that i love you by rihanna & ne-yo - liam and twelve
[i won’t mind by zayn - twelve and liam; needed to be included in this list for reasons but obvi not on spotify so won’t be listed in the actual playlist :(]
whatcha say by jason derulo - liam (lol)…this is literally only for the chorus, for when liam’s waiting on a response to The Note
love is on its way by the jonas brothers (aka the original jb lol) - this one’s for y’all for being so patient waiting for the ziam for 890859284235789784579345 years, a little happy interlude if you will
perfect by ed sheeran - zayn and liam
into you by ariana grande - liam and twelve; right after they first get together (“been waiting and waiting for you to make a move before i make a move” amiright lol)
bad (remix) by wale feat. rihanna - twelve; especially during their first time (“i never made love, i never did, but i sure know how to fuck”) and the times shortly after when he keeps goading liam into it lol (“i’ll be your bad girl, i’ll prove it to you”), ignore the commitment issues part though, although the issues part in general still applies obvi
hands to myself by selena gomez - twelve (mostly), could also loosely be applied to liam if you squint
everyday by ariana grande - twelve mostly, but kind of liam too
halo by beyoncé - twelve mostly, but also liam
ave maria by beyoncé - twelve and liam
i was here by beyoncé - twelve; especially around the scar exposé scene towards the end
survivors by selena gomez - twelve and a little bit liam, also danny
warrior by demi lovato - twelve; also can be seen as the main theme song of this whole fic/verse tbh
praying by kesha - twelve
1+1 by beyoncé - mostly twelve but also liam [but lollll as if twelve really doesn’t know much about guns or fighting]
be alright by ariana grande - liam and zayn, but mostly liam
fire starter by demi lovato - zayn
[bonus - me, myself, and I by beyoncé - twelve; this one’s more of a joke cause of the whole “three of me” thing lol ignore me (it’s really just here for the title/chorus)]
[double bonus - how will i know by whitney houston - twelve; a cute little 80’s bop dedication to twelve’s mini-struggle trying to figure out out if he really loved liam (we been knew the answer was yes since day one lol but he had to figure it out for himself); also my fave song by her besides i will always love you]
[triple bonus - I’m like a lawyer… by fall out boy - twelve; this one’s more because of what it’s about (child soldiers in case anyone’s not aware) than the specific lyrics but some of the lyrics i feel like are still relevant and also the video for sure]
[quadruple bonus - dangerously in love by beyoncé - liam and zayn; just because i love that song and it still applies]
[quintuple bonus - skyscraper by demi lovato - twelve; for obvious reasons]
(can y’all tell i like demi lovato, ariana grande, and beyonce lolll? but frfr though those songs and the lyrics [most of the lyrics anyway] are especially perfect for this fic, feel free to send me suggestions though if you think of any others that you think would be good/fit well too)
play them all on your own or if you want or you can listen to it ready-made here and the bonus songs here (they both should be public but lemme know if either of the links doesn’t work for whatever reason or if any of you have any problems accessing or playing either)…will probably be adding more to the bonus playlist too as i think of them or as you all suggest them
*just wanna make it clear that that wasn’t a mix up and that i’m making a distinction between what applies to twelve and what applies to zayn, especially depending on what part of the story the song aligns with
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