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simonrillleyyysss · 2 months

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Extension on my last thought, reader who likes baking and makin little treats!!

Despite Simon looking like he chews literal coffee grounds, I feel like he’s got a little sweet tooth. Reader makes Gaz, soap, price, and Simon cute decorated baskets full of bread and tarts for them to eat with their morning cup of tea/coffee.

I just KNOW 141 are suckers for home cooked meals too. MREs look so bland, I can imagine them simply melting when reader wraps an apron around her waist and makes them their favorite foods or has them taste test some new recipes. I just love domesticity and I bet the boys do too 🫶

luv ya and take care of yourself, XoXo <3

Please!!!please!!

the boys are so obsessed. you’re like their little chef, little baker. you’re always making little sugary assortments for the men, they come back from a mission? you’re pampering them with buns, egging them on with more.

“here, take some more!”

“cheers, love. you sure?”

“count’mae in!”

you’re their gaurdian angel, giving them sweet treats constantly, soaps sick?? you’re rushing to his barracks to give him a little care basket, maltesers, icecream—all of it!

you teach gaz how to make scones, buns and cupcakes—he loves the way you smily happily when he makes a delicious cinnamon bun, giving him a nod of approval as you demolish it!! kissing his cheek afterwards for doing such a good job<3

“is it good?”

“it’s amazing, kyle!”

you help price cook, you teach him new recipes, and he teaches you some too!! you love helping him perfect the little meals you guys made for the team, or even just going over to give him some soup!!

“right—so now we need that there, love.”

“oh—this too!”

simon, constantly, requests sweets, refuses to eat anything that you didn’t help make, he loves when you sit and hand him the multiple bags of homemade chocolate donuts, some m&ms, lucozade and bonbons!! melts!!! practically dies!!

no words, just shoves his mouth full.

your their personal chef, always making them soups or stews—helping them when they’re too injured or unbothered to cook or eat the unsettling messhall food, you’ll gladly make them a steak or fish & chips!

they love u

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cookie-crumblr · 1 month

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Red Lily Down

GN! Reader x Bunny Hybrid Harem

Part 3~

Azure, Llyr, Mateo

Their Info: 💐🐰✨

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4

!!!MINORS DNI!!!

CW: DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT! GN! Reader,mostly subby reader, No pronouns used for reader, no body descriptions mentioned for reader, bunny hybrid reader/mostly all of the harem is an animal hybrid, NSFW: every named character wants you, dub-con touching, smut, dub con oral on m, Poly, exhibitionism, DUBCON-CNC, oral on ftm, threesome, p in whatever hole u got down there XD lol luv ya’s

Disclaimer: This harem’s theme is based off of a mix of Roots of Pacha and Watership Down. Not intended to represent any real or specific person/time/place/ or culture!

“Y/n,” Azure yawns.

“Hey,” your voice is tired.

His eyes widen as he rushes over, tripping on blankets and cushions as he gets up too quickly to come hug you. “Y/n!” He’s shivering as he brings you over to the bed. His lips caress your forehead and stay pressed to your skin.

You feel safe, cared for.

He brings you down with him and his arms are comfortably tight around your hips as you straddle him in his lap.

His ears perk up, and his face flushes.

“Oh! Sorry!” You go to get up, and he holds you.

“No. Stay.” He growls into your neck. Chills run down your spine. You reach up to play with his ears, which are definitely the softest in the world. He moans, and you feel your skin tingling.

He nips at your ear, eliciting your sighs and sweet little gasps. His hands roam your form, finding all your most sensitive spots as if he’s the one putting them there. “I… Y/n, I…”

Your heart feels so full with him, “I love you too, Azure.”

“mmm ‘love you mmore,” He kisses your jaw roughly, moaning as he speaks sending vibrations through your skull.

“Azure, you’re such a good boy…” You’ve always teased him like that before…

His heart thumps hard in his chest. “Ahem! Well! We should… Get some more sleep, Y/n” His little floof of a tail falls sadly. But, he’s right. It’s too early for anything at all right now. but…

You knock him over in a big warm embrace. “You really are my good boy!” You kiss his cheek, and giggle.

“Gods, I love you,” He snuggles you as you comfortably fall asleep.

Day light streams through the curtains finally, but, there’s no time for anything fun.

“Azure, i have to go back to Llyr’s first, wanna walk me?” You ask. And how could he ever say no to any request you make? You didn’t know there was something wrong, but Llyr said there was, and you, and everyone else trusts him!

“Course!” He pulls you into his chest and tilts your head up to kiss him.

Mateo walks along the path toward you both, smiling wickedly.

Once in range he says, “There’s my favorite bunnies,” You look to Azure, as Mateo’s arm comes around both your shoulders. Azure shrugs with a small smilie on his face that he’s clearly trying to hide.

“Oh boy,” You roll your eyes, and shrug the hotot bunny guy’s arm off. Azure looks like he’s hiding a smile.

“Azure?” Mateo, on the other hand, doesn’t try and hide his smirk.

“Kiss them.” a devious look that could stop your heart, spreads across Azures face.

Mateo caresses your face, at the same time pulling your gaze to his. He leans down giving you time to back out.

You close your eyes as he leans down, breathing you in, and injecting his heat directly throughout your veins. His lips make you light headed.

They always have, even now, after you’ve broken up.

You look to Azure, while grabbing onto Mateo, knees already buckling.

He separates from you first, pulling away with lingering touches that pull your very essence out of you like threads from spools. You’re head’s dizzy as if you’ve been spinning anyway.

“Well you have somewhere to be, don’t ya?

You hadn’t noticed but you’re stood with them right next to the healer’s hut. You let out a sigh, as they leave you; Azure’s hands in his pockets and mateos folded up in the air holding the back of his head. They’re both strutting and it’s annoying… You smile after them.

“Llyr!! Llyr!? You there? Llyr??” You call out into the dark hut. It feels a little creepy being here before he’s lit a candle.

“Ah, good! We didn’t get to finish yesterday,”

“Well I’m here now! let’s get to it”

“I’ll start the preparations,” The familiar sound of his mortar and pestle grinding away fill the silence between his words. Sooner than last time, he faces you, extending the bowl to you.

It’s another earthy looking mush ball.

Once chewing, your mouth tastes metallic and salty. It still tastes like herbs and earth… But the former flavors overpower it.

“Sorry for the taste, I wasn’t expecting you today so I didn’t have too much time to make it a little more tolerable…” As he speaks, you notice he has a bandage on his wrist.

“Are you alright Llyr??? What happened!? that’s a pretty big bandage!” You dart to his side.

He blushes fiercely through his blonde fringe as he hides his arm. “N-n-nothing, Y/n! K-kitchen accident, ah haha” He clears his throat and fixes himself. “Now, We have to start all over. So remove your top.”

“Yes sir!” You salute and chuckle innocently.

Meanwhile his bottoms are tenting by the second. He has to keep readjusting…

When you turn back to him, your glory practically freezes him in place. “Perfect,” after you sit down he presses his long blonde ear over you again. “Hmmm, theres an irregularity righhhhht here” His finger pinches just the tip of your nipple. It almost hurts, the sensation, and the wanting of something so badly…

“mm!” You’re writhing to his touch.

“Good, very good. Receptive to treatment.” his hand pulls away and you’re actually a little sad.

“I’m doing good??” You question.

“You are doing so, so good. Perfectly actually.” He checks something on a twisted root table.

“Okay, now, Open your mouth and say ahh.”

“Ahhhhhh” You even stick out your tongue for him! what a good patient you are!

“Perfect,” He takes two of his soft fingers and presses them slowly on the end of your tongue. He stares intently at your mouth, and pushes his fingers further in. The way it feels as he slides his fingers with just enough pressure to make you moan out. “Good, yes,” His voice is airy, bordering on desperate.

He licks his lips as he gets to your gag reflex, when you do, he uses more force. The lust in his eyes growing, you gag around him. Lip is tugged under teeth, he pushes in as far as he can, stuffing his hand as deep as it’ll go.

“Excellent, and, I found the problem…”

“Really!?” You pull away excitedly.

“Yes, now you have to be a good patient and take your medicine.”

“Yes, sir!”

Llyr almost falls apart, he has to grab the table to keep himself from being to obvious. Once calmed enough he opens a water skin filled with plain fermented pomegranate juice.

“Drink this,” he tells you before taking some into his mouth and pressing his lips to yours.

The juice rushes into you like rivers into sea.

When he finally pulls away he licks your lip. You’re out of breath, panting you ask, “Was that necessary?”

“Who’s the healer here?”

“You are.”

“Good job, now this next part will be a little… Harder to take.”

“Oka—mmf!” he shoves his erect and drooling cock into your mouth so fast and desperately. He couldn’t stand to be outside of your perfect lips any longer.

The taste is so addictive, sweet and salty at the same time. You want more! Your cheeks hollow as you gag around him.

“Yes, haah, the cure will come out soon, and you are to swallow all of it.”

You nod your head, mouth bobbing on the intrusion and tears staining your lashes.

He grabs your head gently, at the same time choking you by shoving the thing all the way down your throat.

You swallow all of the “cure”

“Open up, let me see,”

You do, “Ahhhh,” tongue out and all. Strands of excess saliva strings from your mouth to his still wet tip.

“Good” He fixes his garments.

You’re still sat in the chair in front of Llyr, when Mateo, and Azure pop their heads in.

“Y/N! Winter wants to see you, we’re escorting you, come,” Azure calls.

You jump up and head to the curtain covered door, waving bye to Llyr, he smiles back, the pink flush of his skin is so cute.

“Don’t fforget to c-come back tomorrow!”

The second you step through the threshold and your head turns forward to match your body, you slam into Mateos toned chest.

Your face heats up, “Ope! Sor—ry?” midway through your words he lifts you up and presses you into the external wall of Llyr’s hut. His pelvis digs into yours expertly to make you moan already.

“You still love me, I knew it”

“Turned on isnt love. ‘nd put me down!”

“So i still turn you on,” Sly smile spreads across his face, while he nuzzles into your ear.

“That’s….” You have nothing to say, you might even still love him, so what could you say.

“I love making you speechless,” he growls into your neck, taking nips and tugging on your tender, goose flecked skin.

“Yeah… Well….” You cant think of a come-back, but it’s so hard to be mad while he’s riling you up like this.

His hands roam your body searching seemingly on their own to find your sensitive spots and toy with them. “Mateooo…” You wine.

“Unnnf, fuck, say my name like that again,”

“Say mine too.”

“Azure!” You squeak in fright!

“Hah, not like that,” He pushes himself off his spot against the wall, how you forgot he was there, even for a second is beyond you.

Mateo tweaks your flesh, “A-Azure…”

“Closer,” He grins at you before turning his attention to Mateo again, “Touch them here, like this” He does first as a demonstration, but the featherlight feeling of him tracing your skin is unbearable. You gasp for air, and while they touch you Mateo continues to grind his erection into you. It’s so hot against your body.

Pressure is building in you that if it doesn’t release you fear you may burst! “Ah! Please!”

“Alright Mateo, they said please. Take off their clothes” As Azure finishes his sentence you’re already being disrobed.

“W-wait,” You push Mateo and his roaming hands away with very little force, not fully wanting him to stop.

“Alright, come here, Y/N.”

You do as you’re told, and Azure hugs you around your shoulders, your whole body is still exposed if someone in the warren were to walk by…

Mateo returns to your body from behind.

Azure tilts your face up using your jaw with just a finger and his thumb. “Y/N, you’re gonna give me head, while Mateo fucks you from behind. K?”

You nod eagerly. Whenever Azure tells you to do something, you can’t help but do it. It always feels instinctual, as if he’s in charge of your DNA or something.

The events leading up are practically a blur as you’re now face first into Azure’s crotch begging him to let you eat him out, all while Mateo meticulously opens you up, and preps you for a pounding. Your body is already shaking and your tail is bouncing before Azure grabs it!

“Hey!” You bark, and shake your butt. His hold is fast though.

“Mateo was staring too much.” He blushes a little, just before Mateo starts pressing into you at an angle. Just the tip is in and he’s already pressing right against your sweet sweet spot.

“Fff-fuck!”

“Don’t tell me you forgot how good I am,” As he speaks he rolls his hips, while keeping himself not even inside you yet. Your legs shake fiercely, and your back arches.

“Come here,” Azure grabs your face and leads your drooling mouth to his groin. You spread his folds tentatively before licking a long stripe up from hole to dick. Tasting what you get to work with.

His essence is delicious, you start to lick and suck as much as you can, you might not even be good at it, but Azure seems to be enjoying himself with you regardless.

You almost focus more on his pleasure, and forget for a second that you’re about to get railed at the same time… Until Mateo snaps his hips into your ass, definitely leaving a bruise, also burying your nose into Azure’s downstairs, eliciting a sweet moan from him as well.

“You’re not gonna forget me,” He slams into again, “that easily.” Again, “I won’t let you.” And again he slams into you and you groan loudly, Azure’s own groan follows yours.

He’s definitely feeling it! His pleasure might even be amplifying yours.

When you come, so does Azure. He grabs your face and pulls you away, so that he can just stare lovingly into your eyes as you get speared from behind, whimpering now, and tears falling from your eyes. He wipes your lips before stuffing his fingers into your mouth.

You suck on them.

Azures head rolls back as he presses them harder against your tongue.

Mateo finally comes after fucking you for so long. you know he can go way longer still, from all the marathons you had with him while you two were dating, but he hurried so that they can still get you to Winter…

Oh shit.

Winter.

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luvhughes43 · 3 months

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what's in my au girls bags:

blake hughes:

bag: YSL le 5 à 7 supple Large in smooth leather

everything from blakes bag, to her sunglasses, and other items are really expensive/designer because when u give a 15 year old thousands (lowkey a million) dollars from prize / sponsorship money u know shes going to go a little crazy! but she takes care of her things and shes had them for awhile so she deserves it <3

xanax pill box: to hold all her meds/birth control when shes out and about! she has a panic disorder and so she's on xanax for that, and then she's on anti-depressants (?), and she has her birth control.

journal: therapist recommended

yellow smily face ball: stress ball for anxiety

jewelry because she's a little disorganized and definitely has random hoops floating around her bag + her fav bracelet

rosemary:

bag: coach tabby shoulder bag (it was a gift from her mom for her uni graduation)

a book of japanese short stories for when shes out and has free time

AirPods of course

mini marc jacobs daisy perfume + lip balms

a granola bar which quinn eats every single time!

journalist au! mom

bag: wandler (idk the specific bag)

her bag is filled to the brim because shes a busy woman! she also def comes from money and so she has expensive things (how else would she live alone in a nyc apartment so close to everything)

laptop, phone, portable charger, laptop charger: for work but also the portable charger because shes afraid her phone will die when somebody needs to contact her about leighton!

makeup: she 100% does her makeup in her car before walking into work. shes busy in the mornings and doesnt usually have a lot of time.

water bottle: hydrated queen

baby stuff: to keep leighton occupied + clean

mama drysdale (lila au)

bag: polo (?) ralph lauren tote

flyers pacifier (so cute omfg) for baby noah + toys and teddys for both kids when theyre out and need distracting.

glossier makeup bag + makeup: she has to take both small kids grocery shopping alone when jamies gone and the kids are super young so she mentally prepares herself for shopping by doing her makeup in the car before they go in & while both kids are calm

everything else is self explainitory

inez zegras

bag: prada black re-nylon backpack (trevor bought this for her during his all designer phase)

umich hat: its lukes that she stole!

brow gel: she takes her brows SERIOUSLY. brow gel in her bag, brow gel at her house, brow gel in the car... its serious business.

then school supplies because she's a student ! (what major do u think she is? i feel like we talked about this before but i dont remember at all)

hope u guys liked this😁💗

#blake hughes au #quinns gf au #journalist au!#lila my love au #inez zegras au

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amazingmaeve · 2 years

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BONNIE GOLD FIC RECOMMENDATIONS!

follow each and everyone of these authors because they take time out of their days to write these AMAZING pieces of work.

also don’t forget to like and comment your love about all of these fics because they deserve it!

next time ➵ @fromforeigntofamiliarity

summary ➵ At the latest gold encampment Bonnie finds Reader bathing in a near by lake.

cursed land ➵ @zablife

summary ➵ Set during Season 4 Bonnie and his pregnant wife have come to Birmingham with the rest of the Gold family to help Thomas Shelby fight the Italians. His wife has visions cautioning him about staying in Birmingham for too long, but what happens when Bonnie ignores these warnings and gets caught up in the lifestyle promised by the Shelbys? Lots of angst and heartache, but followed up by visions of hope.

angel ➵ @peakyblindersxx

summary ➵ after a fight, you're the only thing on bonnie's mind.

forever and a day ➵ @sinfulshelbys

summary ➵ I finally found a acc that writes good shelby reader fics can you write a shelby sis with bonnie gold

teenagers in love ➵ @sinfulshelbys

summary ➵ Forever and a day part two where the Shelby’s find out about them 💖

i want a baby ➵ @bonniesgoldengirl

summary ➵ A slip of your tongue in the middle of sex has you and Bonnie making a life changing decision

desperate times ➵ @bonniesgoldengirl

summary ➵ After a long day of training, Bonnie comes home exhausted to find you needy for him. Too tired to do much, Bonnie proposes that you ride his thigh to deal with your arousal

heart of gold ➵ @murswrites

summary ➵ You two fought hard for your first date and Bonnie made sure to go all out for you.

young lovers ➵ @lilahisntsadanymore

summary ➵ A special sparkle blinked in Y/n's eyes the first time she met Bonnie Gold. Tommy noticed what's going on, so he helped the love blossom between these two young people.

stay ➵ @zablife

summary ➵ It’s the night before your wedding to Bonnie, but you can’t sleep because of a raging thunderstorm. Despite tradition, he visits you to calm your nerves.

good luck token ➵ @christinasyellowflowers

summary ➵ You offer Bonnie a small token before the match begins

best christmas gift ever ➵ @peakyblinders1919

summary ➵ The frigid air coming in from the east in conjunction with the stillness brought on by white snow clouds in the sky suggested winter. The smell of firewood, pine, cinnamon-flavored mull whiskey further suggested it was nearly Christmas. It is all strengthened by the songs traveling through the hills from the makeshift band, bored gypsies trying to keep fingers warm and pass time.

raggle taggle ➵ @murderousginger

summary ➵ Bonnie first saw her at the market one morning, fresh faced and beautiful as she looked at fruit to pick and bring home. He knew nothing about her but as sure as he knew every curve of the ring, he wanted to know each curve of her body. Some things just fit and Bonnie knew when he saw her that morning that he would do anything to fit against her like the glove on his hand. Some things were meant to be.

ring girl ii ➵ @blinder-secrets

summary ➵ been wanting to write bonnie since i first saw his lil pasty face!! this ones dedicated to @peachyblinders who summed up my feels with: ‘I just want a cute FLUFFY AF BONNIE IMAGINE he’s tough asf in the ring but then ur his girl so he would protec u to the day he DIES’ xx

maid for you ➵ @bonniesgoldengirl

summary ➵ As the youngest maid in Mr. Shelby's house, you can't help but get bored of your job and your fellow employees at times. So when Mr. Shelby throws a party after being in Small Heath for so long, you can't help but mingle with some of the younger guests instead of doing your job

say worse ➵ @zodiyack

summary ➵ omg could u do some soft bonnie gold first time smut???

traditional ➵ @randomoutsiders

summary ➵ “Maybe something about Bonnie dating/marrying a girl that's not a gypsy? Him showing her their traditions.”

opposite attracts ➵ @bonniesgoldengirl

summary ➵ Bonnie has always been a cheerful person, smiling and joking without a care in the world. So most people would think he'd be attracted to someone just like him. In this case, however, opposites attract

a champions reward ➵ @bonniesgoldengirl

summary ➵ After watching Bonnie win a fight, Reader decides to give him a reward in the shape of something they've never done before

the shy bride ➵ @ijustwant2write

summary ➵ Can you do a Bonnie gold fic where the reader is a Shelby and he has to marry her for a business deal and they end up getting to know each other even tho the reader is all shy and innocent and doesn't really like anyone that isn't family and the golds love her

through the looking glass ➵ @moral-turpitudes

summary ➵ Y/N joins a skeptical Bonnie and his pals on an eerie trek into the woods in search of an alleged haunted house. Little do they know just what awaits them.

ON AO3

these fics ive found on the website ‘archive of our own’. so they will take you out of the app, and give them all the love you can give because they’re BEAUTIFUL.

also I’ll be putting the authors handles here so you can show them some love as well.

burden ➵ himoji

summary ➵ bonnie wants to tell y/n everything before he goes away and regrets keeping the truth to himself.

petrichor ➵ kyloswarstars

summary ➵ Bonnie and you. You and Bonnie. It’s perfect. And then it’s all gone. Grieving is a strange, complicated thing to do and you don’t have a single clue on how to survive without him.

kiss it better ➵ Aimless_inagines_for_fun

summary ➵ Bonnie’s never wanted you to see him in the ring, worried how you’d react

#bonnie gold x reader #bonnie gold #bonnie gold smut #bonnie gold recommendations #peaky blinders x reader #peaky blinders smut #peaky blinders one shot #peaky blinders recommendations #peaky blinders

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hwaitham · 21 days

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helloooo my coco bean ! ᡣ𐭩 how are u? taking good care of urself during finals season?? i hope the answer to that one is yes ^.^ sending u kisses to help u during studying!!

ofc i cannot stop by without a question about ur lover! does al haitham have any habits that make u smile or laugh?

suasua herrooo ꒰ ੭ ˆ ᗜ ˆ ੭ ꒱ ii am doing quite well actually ! . . . besides frm the fact i woke up w a fever 2dai which is probably due to me not taking the best care of m’self during finals szn . . ehe ^__^;; but bcos of the kissies u’ve sent m way ,, im sure i’ll get better in no time :D ! ! i hope u’re taking care of yourself during exams too bbie ♡ may we pass wif flying colours ! ! !

&& tank yewz so much for the selfship question omgie 🥺 any habits of his that make me smile or laugh . . oohhh there are plenty :3 but i’ll give u two of my favourites n spare u the essay

when he gets rllie engrossed in a book he wears this rllie serious looking frown on his face like >:C n his eyebrows furrow too n it is so sillieeee ! i often have to smooth my thumb btwn the crease of his brows n remind him not to do that or else he’ll get wrinkles kekek .

a habit he does that makes me smile ( n feel shy . . eek ૮꒰ྀི⊃⸝ ⸝ ⸝⊂꒱ྀིა ) is that when we’re sitting on separate chairs he’ll alwys reach out to pull me closer to him by the leg of m chair . . like when we’re eating at our table n i ask him to feed me a bite of his food , or simply if he wants to get m attention to ask something . . . he’s tugging me over by my chair — n like it’s nothing too >\\\< ! ! i get rllie smily n also rllie shy bcos of how easy n nonchalant he makes it look . . like ‘s second nature for him to have me close or smth . . WAH !

#( ˶˘ ³˘(｡˃ ᵕ ˂｡ ྀི)#૮ ๑´ `๑ ྀིა ⌒ 𝓗𝓐𝓘𝓒𝓞 ⑅˚˖ ݁ ˓

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xulips · 1 year

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I love your art and everytime I see it I get all smily and stuff and my mood instantly increases

Also, I love your sibling headcanons and now I can't stop thinking of what sort of friendship dynamic that Mark, Grace, and Damon would have

I'm glad to hear they make you happy! found family / family stuff have always been something i rlly enjoy doing, so it (:

if u want to hear me ramble about it, i could!

personally i think mark, grace, and damon are close friends. the three of them have this sort of, hate love dynamic going on between them. grace obviously looks like she would talk shit behind your back, so does damon, and mark too, even though he acts like the way he is, its been heavily implied he's also have (?) more sass than he lets on (implied in the trial where he agrees w grace on the trial where the argument feels like it's burning down).

i'm so soft for platonic mark/damon, they have this thinking of evil thoughts n "no evil thoughts allowed" dynamic. they started out rough but they began to start developing fondness for one another. i headcanon grace / wolfgang / n mark to be close childhood friends, wolfgang is close friends w grace so he drags his closest sibling at the time (mark) to hang out with grace and him, n boom theyre the skrunklies evr

i made art of them once but I don't think i posted them here, but here u go!

i also do think grace n damon r those "really troubled siblings where they have this unresolved conflict between them but they keep in touch because they're the only family members they have left", if you can't picture it, it's basicaly like miles edegeworth an franziska von karma (they mean the world to me) (yes i also do headcanon grace n damon to be siblings)

that was so long i did NOT mean to ramble that much, but i do hope you understand where im coming from HELP

#ask #project: eden's garden #eden's garden game #just to tag #and for those of u who sent me reqs asks !!! dont worry i read them and ill make SURE ill do em #when i have free time #that is #fbi's brainrots

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two-person-job · 3 months

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SHROOMIYA VALENTINE'S DAY PLZ

OKAY!!! <333

i would wake up a bit earlier (we usually wake up at 8/9, with yoimiya waking up before me but not this time!!) than usual to make her breakfast :) I would make like a smiley (smily? idk hzxu) face with heart eyes out of it and then make sure everything is ready before she wakes up.

then we would go and have a picnic lunch together, and after lunch go on a walk and then to a store. we would buy a bunch of snacks, and then go home and prepare said snacks. and then, we would watch bad romance movies or just bad movies in general and laugh at them :)

we would probably stay up a little later than intended, and joke around throughout the day by asking the other to be their valentine in increasingly extravagant ways.

going off of that. it would go from the sincere one at the beginning of the day to more "hey bbg... wanna be my...... valentine?" "oh idk.... I mean... if u insist..." and then laughing :) (please I need someone romantically who will entertain me when I do this. I feel like it fits her she would let me do this hxgxhg)

and at the end of the day we will would probably forget to clean up (that's a problem for tomorrow <3) and then go to bed really sleepy because we never checked the time before. ydfxyfydf.

but all in all we stayed inside most of the day but still lots of fun <33

also since I did this for my friends. I'd make her a little yellow crochet heart and then make myself a purple one. (BECAUSE SHE HAS LOTS OF YELLOW AND I THINK THAT'S HER FAVORITE COLOR AND PURPLE IS MY FAVORITE COLOR. AND. THEY'RE CONTRASTING. VI I LOVE CONTRAST SO MUCH YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!)

#:shroom is typing...#mwah mwah I love you vi #ugh the baivi thing u posted </3 <3 #GONE i love baivi so muchhh #xjgxgxhgxjgxjg #baivi forever #valentines day? nah. b. balentines day #that didn't work out quite how I wanted it to HGXXHFXHFXHF #anyways yea <33 #I live you vivi!!! <33 mwah mwah #:shroomiya:#...with vi:

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silviakundera · 3 months

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Manner of Death rewatch ep 7

This is The Sex Episode 🎉 🎉 I do recall the important things

Corrupt police being worthless per usual and Bun shows up to throw shade.

I really shipped the teen henchman & neighborhood boy in my first watch but now I know it goes nowhere I'm whatever about them. Letdown!

Bun thinking he can emphasize with Tan's brother issues lmaooooo

I have watched these episodes twice now and I still have NO IDEA how Bun latched onto the idea that "Dam" is a likely culprit of everything. Like, I know he's a terrible investigator and biased but ???????? I feel like all that was established was this Dam guy is a local enforcer? That's it. You have a literal creeptastic video of a congressman & commander assaulting Jane. Bun, baby, I want to look inside your brain & see how it works in there.

and btw Tan, why did u take Bun to the mob owned nightclub for date night? idk if I'm supposed to think part of him wants to get caught out so he can be honest OR if he's just a dumbass.

Bun, checking in with the teenager who is apparently the main source of information that Dam is super dangerous: What do u know???

Neighborhood teen: actually I think that was a misunderstanding?

Bun: no, Dam and That are DEFINITELY DANGEROUS. DEFINITELY.

2 hapless gay men stealing a laptop and then smashing their faces together about it before fucking nasty can be SOOOOO PERSONAL

no but I'd like to salute all the actors &actresses out there who understand that if you're going to do a sex scene then u should ACT in it with the same dedication to your craft of make-believe as a crying scene or injury scene. Make the viewer think you are aroused, like you convinced me earlier that u were sincerely furious and grieving.

if u can't be arsed to do it right then just... don't? Then leave those roles to someone else who can give a complete performance.

anyway, these 2 are good at their jobs and that's why everyone remembers their dramas (it does help that this one is delightfully batshit).

naturally Bun comes to drop off a cute lunch with a smily face drawn on it and finally realizes his pseudo husband is Dam 😱.

#manner of death #drama watching

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alectoperdita · 9 months

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do u prefer writing from jous perspective or kaibas in your fics?

Oooh this is a very intriguing question, nonny.

In general, I tend to favor third-person limited POV, mainly to encourage myself to better develop individual character voices. So stuff like focusing on the diction and word choice of narration to make it feel either more Kaiba or more Jounouchi (doesn't always work because I love my SAT words and can't keep them completely out of Jou's POV 😂).

I enjoy writing both for different reasons! Kaiba gives me the chance to not hold back on less common words, use more technical/scientific analogies/smilies, or try for more poetic prose. Jounouchi is just downright fun to write because he can be brimming with attitude and sass. I dunno how true this is but it feels like he's also easier to edit than Kaiba. Because I let myself carry on with Kaiba, it's actually full of more unnecessary filler words/lack of contractions that end up making the prose clunkier. (Seems obvious from my replies that my personal writing style is on the wordy side, often to my detriment. ^^;;;).

In my early stories, I aimed for balanced POVs, so equal parts Jounouchi and Kaiba whenever possible. I think I was chasing for perfect symmetry, as silly as that sounds. These days, I'm more okay with it not being perfectly balanced, and generally choose whichever POV I think would be more interesting/effective to tell that story through, i.e., the majority of Lure is Jounouchi's POV to reinforce the mood and the prevailing sense of Kaiba's inscrutability to Jounouchi.

#replies #anonymous #joukai asks #i'm not doing anything this Friday night/weekend so if anyone wants to send more asks the box is open <3 #yeah technically it's always open

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fr0ggs · 1 year

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PROPAGANDA OF THE CENTURY

PROPAGANDA FOR @ocd-character-polls's COMPETITION!!!!!!!!!!!! VOTE SPY TF2!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JUST TO CLARIFY THIS IS ALL /J

image ids under the cut and also in alt text:

[image id for 1st image: an image of the first slide. there is large, white, bold title text in the 'playfair display' font that reads "WHY YOU SHOULD VOTE SPY TF2 FOR BEST OCD CHARACTER". behind this text there is an image of the blu spy from team fortress 2. he is a-posing, and the image is stretched to look wider. below this is a bust image of blu spy, glowing and looking as if he is screaming angrily with whited-out glowing eyes. to the left is 4 images of the red spy, looking judgingly at the viewer. each image slightly overlaps the other and they trail downwards towards the bottom of the slide. each of the 4 images are surrounded with a somewhat-thick, black outline. /end id.]

[image id for 2nd image: an image of the 2nd slide. the header at the top is white and in creepster font, reading "REASON NUMBER 1: I SUBMITTED HIM...." the following paragraph is in red, smaller text in creepster font. it reads "IDK IF ANYONE ELSE SUBMITTED HIM BUT I KNOW I DID AND I AM RIGHT 100% CORRECT ON THIS SO UMMMMMMM IF U DON'T VOTE HIM YOU'RE KIND OF JUST DISAGREEING WITH ACTUAL LIKE....FACTS SO LIKE UMM....... PLEASE VOTE HIM I NEED THIS THERE'S SCIENC BEHIND WHY I'M RIGHT AS U CAN SEE:". underneath the paragraph is a large neon yellow smily face with a black outline around its head, eyes, and for it's smile. it's eyes are a slightly darker yellow. to the right of it is a large, spiky exclamation bubble with a black outline and white background. to the top left of the empty space within the bubble, it reads "i have ocd" in small, black, arial font text. overlapping the right side of the bubble is a png of the red spy from team fortress 2, looking, pointing, and laughing at the viewer. there thin, black, regtangular outline around the image's sides. /end id.]

[image id for 3rd image: an image the 3rd slide, with white text in arial font on a dark gray background. the header text slowly decreases in size as the sentence continues, and reads: "REASON 2: this isn't really a reason i just wanna talk about my ocd headcanon for him" the following paragraph begins with the word "SO" with a much bigger text size than the rest of the paragraph. the rest of the paragraph stays in one size and reads "basically i headcanon his ocd to mainly be contamination and moral [because he just like me fr]. i think he’s learned to cope with it a lot better since he’s started working with the other 8 mercs, though it had gotten worse before it got better. i think the other mercs helped him get the confidence and motivation he needed to be able to get through his intrusive thoughts and compulsions. i won’t go into what i think some of those would be here but i now have an idea to write a fic about that so i might maybe possibly". /end id.]

[image id for 4th image: an image of the 4th slide. the header is in the racing sans one font and is light blue, reading "REASON 3: BECAUSE I SAID SO AGAIN". below this, in smaller, arial font white text reads "please vote him i need this so bad". scattered around the slide is 4 images of the red spies and blu spy, either doing different idle poses or dancing. the images are various sizes and occasionally stretched to look longer or wider. /end id.]

[image id for 5th image: an image of the 5th slide. the header is in medium sized, white, arial font text which reads "thank yo". there are multiple copies of the same image of the red spy laughing, pointing, and looking at the viewer. there are white and light gray checkered squares behind him in each image. to the left of the overlapping ones, there is another copy of this image. all images are large and cover up most of the image. /end id.]

#ocd-character-polls #tf2 #tf2 spy #eyestrain #<-possibly

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tickle-page · 2 years

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Day 18: Nightmares

Keith x Lance

Lee: Their son and Keith

Ler: Keith and Lance

Summary: Keith’s and Lance’s 5 yr old son, Haven, ran into their room crying, saying he had a nightmare. Keith decided to cheer him up w/ a few tickles, teasing him abt how ticklish he is, but Lance decides to show his wonderful husband who holds world champion of ticklishness.

A/N: This is a ship fic, so if u don’t like it just scroll and don’t read. It’s totally platonic.

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“DAAAAD!!! DAAAAADY!!!” Haven came running into his dads’ room, crying with his blankie in one hand and his teddy bear cradled under his other arm.

“Awww, what’s the matter bub?” Lance softly asked as to not startle the already freaked out younger one.

“I… I-I had a nightmare…” He sniffled.

“U did? Well, come up here, and cuddle w/ us.” Keith pat the side between him and his much taller husband.

“*sniff* ok…” He climbed up the King size bed and layed down beside the two. Keith hugged him from the front, and Lance hugged him from the back. The black haired dad thought it was too quite, so he gently scratched up and down the kid’s back, getting his sides every now and then.

“Hehehehe,” Haven giggled out.

“Haven? Why are you giggling?” Lance looked down at him, realizing that his husband was tickling their son.

“Dahahhahahady’s tickling mehehehe.” He squirmed in place, but isn’t really trying to dislodge himself from the tickle trap.

“I’m sorry, Haven, but you’re really ticklish, so I can’t stop now.” The red paladin, well use to be red, started squeezing his sides now. Making sure to be delicate bc he is 5, his dad doesn’t want to hurt or kill him.

“Hahahhahaha!!! Daddy!” Haven started to squirm more now. Lance picked up on Haven’s squirming so he decided to put this into good use.

“You know Haven? Ur daddy, is extremely ticklish himself, probs even more ticklish than you.” Lance smirked at Keith, causing him to blush mildly.

Haven gasped, “WHAT?! Daddy’s ticklish?!”

“No daddy isn’t it.” Keith talked through his teeth, stopping his tickling, death staring at Lance who thought his redden face and this cute scene was funny.

“Oh yes he is. Look.” The now red paladin squeezed the latter’s side, causing him to jump on the side that was just attacked, holding it while he squealed.

“Hahahah, daddy squealed!”

“That’s not even the best part. If you wanna get him to laugh, u gotta pin him down and tickle him, or he would just run away, bc big old daddy is scwared to get tickled.~” Lance jumped over his son, and pinned his squirmy husband while he’s protesting.

“No, Lance! Don’t tickle mEHEHEHEHEH!! Lahahahahance!” Lance started squeezing the younger’s side.

“What? You don’t like me squeezing ur slender torso? You don’t like me dipping my finger in this sensitive hollow you just have randomly placed on your ticklish tummy?” The oldest one there squeezed his sides, swirled and scratched the inside of his navel while he traced the latter’s abs.

“LAHAHAHAHAHNCE!!! DOHOHON’T TEASE ME!! STAHAHAP!!” Keith started squirming wildly now. He hates being tickled because he’s just way too vulnerable, plus his evil husband keeps teasing him while doing it. And it pisses the latter off, but somehow deep in his husband’s smily face every time Lance tickled him, he just craved more. And he doesn’t know why, but he does know that he needs the tickling to stop.

“Awww, u wanna tickle daddy, Haven?”

“YES!!” The 5 ur old boy, followed his father’s footsteps and did the same thing that Lance did. Now Keith had to stop squriming violently to avoid hurting his precious son. Curse you Lance.

“No!! HAHAHHAAHVEN!!!! Please!!! DAHAHAHAMN YOUR SMALL AHAHAHND NIMBLE FINGERS!!”

“Gasp! Did you just swear at our son?! Well, it looks like it’s punishment time.” Lance wasn’t gonna tickle Keith’s worst spot bc it was nighttime and he didn’t wanna tire out his husband before they played a very special game. But worse comes to worse, and he had to teach him some manners. So Lance grabbed Keith’s arms and pinned them above his head. “Watch out Haven, things will get gruesome~.”

“No, PLEASE!! DON’T TICKLE ME!!! NOT THERE!! Babe, please! Please stohohohop. I can’t take it there!! I’m serious, please!!! I’ll do anything you ask, ANYTHING!!” The oldest one being stronger than his small husband, can’t really do much. So all Keith has to do is lay there and take it, but he’s still trying to get out of the much stronger one’s grasp.

Then he did it, he finally tickled the men’s worst spot, his armpits. “NAHAHAHHAHA!! *snort* IHIHIHI CAHAHAHN’T——“ Ofc, Keith can’t finish any of his sentences being tickled there, guess it sucks on his end. Though, what Lance doesn’t know is that he’s gonna get his taller husband back, wether it be after this, or sometime next week. It’s gonna be soon, and it’s gonna happen.

#tickle #lee #ticklish #anime #anime tickle #ler #tickletober #legend of voltron #Lee Keith #ler Lance

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lovebvni · 6 months

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Hi! This is Ani again. Just wanted to let you know that your reading was literally SO accurate. Istg you’re living my life

I’m gonna admit, I was expecting something much more negative. I usually expect negative things, which isn’t good, but that make the good things all the more exciting. This whole thing was also kind of new since this was my first intuition reading. My previous ask was also my first ask ever on tumblr so I was kind of nervous as well. It felt like I was writing an email lolol

But I’m so happy that I did do it because, you were right, I did kinda feel like I’ve been grazing rock bottom. I had this weird mixed feeling of being close to the void but also never getting in and holding both those feelings kind of drained me, on top of being burned out from school. This is the first time in a while where I’ve been truly excited for something.

Something that I recommend people do is something I did earlier this month, where I basically manifested seeing angel numbers and using their meanings as guidance on my void journey. I kept getting a lot of 444’s and 777’s which apparently both are related to seeking guidance from angels or something. I didn’t really know how to do that so I assumed that maybe I had to reach out to someone on tumblr, but even then I didn’t know who to ask. I didn’t even know what I should be asking. But this was really helpful and honestly, is making me so excited for my REAL new life instead of a daydream.

Also another thing is, I am a shifter! Or I’m planning to be one, anyway. The life I’m going to shift to from this one will be similar to my current one but better. But all my other realities after that, are pretty much going to be a totally different life with different people, like you said.

Also, can we talk about how in literally the beginning of the post I was called out in so many ways, like “Repressed emotions + feeling left out” 😭✋ Chill out man I can’t afford therapy rn ok?? Lolll all jokes aside though you are right, and I don’t really talk about what I’m feeling. I do think I am also very disconnected from people. I have a wide variety of interests so I can be part of multiple friend groups at the same time, which is why I feel so lonely, because I am never in one deeply enough to find true connections. I have a feeling I know who my new group of people are though!

Over all though, I am so excited to enter void. I have always known that I will, but it was just up to me to decide when. I’ve been putting in extra effort and I’m glad to see it’s paying off. And most of all, I’m excited to shift and be whatever I want to be! I don’t think anyone would be really, truly free until they experienced shifting, but then again, this is coming from someone who has never consciously shifted before (but I’m sure that’s still true).

Anyways, sorry this was so long, I think I kind of just went on a tangent with this one haha 😅 But fr tho, I can’t thank you enough for this, this has really helped me and re-inspired me a lot. I think everyone should give your intuition readings a try because it’s never bad to ask for help and advice, regardless of where you are in your void journey. This is also a great source of positivity for people who may feel stuck in their journey.

(Btw, I love how you complimented everyone in your response to the reading asks, it’s literally so sweet 🥹)

Thank you again for the reading! ♥️

OMG AAHHHH IM SO HAPPY WAIT

i literally read this whole thing during my lunch period and it made me so happy n smily (my friends probs think i have a new bf or something but no 😭😭 it’s this insane!!)

during my time in this earth, both before and after I shift i strive to be a guide. i want to help others reach their goals and get better in this life. every time i feel as if i help others, it brings new light and energy to my spirit. <3

im so glad i have you some hope and motivation, and i REALLY hope u get the help u need sometime!! i know financial issues r a real hinderance w mental health n to genuinely drives me insane 💀💀💀

i love u sm!!! i’m glad it helped!!

#abyss .reviews #reality shift #reality shifting #intuitive messages #intuitive readings

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author-gremlin · 1 year

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can u do a platonic steve x robin? pls

~shy anon

"Smuggel a Kitty Cat"

Platonic Steve & Robin Summary: Robin and Steve are talking about,smuggling a cat into steve's apartment. As Both are High on some weed.

Disclaimer I do not own the Charaters from Stranger things, or claim them as mine.

Proofread by @lunatic71 ,Smily[twt] and borderlineRacoon[ao3] !English is not my first lauguage!

GIF by 08s-m

gif by : @08s-m

warning: use and talk of marijuana, trauma, doing something illegal, Dont do crimes! let me know if i missed something

[Hello Shy-anon I hope you will like this one shot? I just wrote an idea i had while on the bus. Also thanks to Ravi, wich look over and made it to read better ]

Steve was happy. For some time he tried to save enough money to move, find his own place, and have freedom. Maybe it was so he didn't have to see his parents anymore or the looks on both of their faces. It was lonely sometimes, but better than before, Robin and the kids would crash his place every now and then and just spend time with him or wait for him, which made his days better. The one thing that would make his home complete for him was a pet. He wanted a cat for some time but never got one because of his parents. Now he could get one, if only pets were allowed in his building.

It was a Saturday and the stress got Robin and Steve good, this past week was not the best for either one of them. The 4th of July was in 2 weeks, meaning both got reminded of what happened a year ago, so they agreed on buying weed from Eddie and staying in. Both knew the comfort of some blankets and movies in the background while being high. The joint was placed in a glass and Robin was on her back laying on the floor. Steve was too, just his head on her stomach. Looking at the TV, as he saw a cat in the movie. "Rob, you know, I always wanted a cat." His voice sounded a little off, maybe he spoke too slowly, Robin turned her gaze from the TV to him, "Really? I thought they were forbidden here?" She was confused, didn't he complain about how he couldn't have a pet last week? Or when was it? Her brain seemed to mix up the information too much so she let it rest for some time. "I mean we could always smuggle one in." Her gaze turned back to the TV. Steve looked at her, "Yeah and when the landlord comes I'll just hide it." The words came from Steve, but he nodded at them all the same, it seemed to be a good idea. "Let's smuggle a cat in here!" A grin was placed on Steve's face, as the other turned to him again "But how? Like how do we get the cat here? And you'll need a lot of stuff for a cat too" Robin's voice got charged with worries, she knew Steve would take good care of a pet, but she's also afraid he is too busy or doesn't have enough money. Steve was distracted, looking at the ceiling of his home, he had money and the basics would cost about 100 bucks “I think I will manage it, like I need basic stuff and we can take a cat from the local shelter, or so” A smile was on his face, a cat waiting for him every day. He would need to potty train them and maybe let them outside after some time but he can manage it. His mind went all over the place, he stopped listening to Robin's worried rant on the idea, maybe they turned into some theory. Steve drags his body up to stand and looks at Robin. “Come on, let's smuggle a kitty cat, partner in crime!” Robin took the hand he extended to her and dragged herself up with his help. “Yeah, plan smuggle kitty cat for Stevie.” A lazy grin was now placed at her face as she was helping find the things both needed to go out.

After some hours the high was off, now on a clear mind Steve looked around. He was at his apartment, Robin on the sofa, sleeping soundless, a blanket draped over her and something white. Worries hit Steve as he stands up, a little too fast as he got dizzy and tried to gain the stability back. The fur ball noticed this and stretched itself, it was a cat with fluffy white and orange fur looking in Steve's direction as it meowed at him.

“We smuggled a cat!” he looked around, trying to find out if they got the essentials. As he was entering the kitching Steve realised he needed to get some more stuff for his new pet. And plan how to hide a cat from his landlord from now on. “Yeah, and what's your name buddy?” he was asking the animal which just jumped at the counter, Steve shooed him off the second he got on it. “What? Whose name Steve?” Came from a sleepy Robin who woke up because of the noise and looked at the cat. “Did we just really get you a cat?” She looked at her best friend who just nodded as his anwer.

“Do you have any idea for a name Robs?” Steve didn't have one, and as both were high the name seemed to be forgotten. They called him fluffy as he was screaming in the transport box. “Maybe Hector or Mr. Mittes?” She looks at him with a shrug. “Hector sounds good though, let's call him Hector for now."

After almost a year Hector was discovered by the landlord, the cat was screaming again not wanting to be in the transportbox. The landlord was giving his okey, he wasn't allergic to cats. He did scold Steve, “Boy you could ask and I would've told you, next time please tell me, okay?” And then he was out of the room and Hector happily napping on his spot not in the hated transportbox. Steve still found it hard to believe. He told Robin later who just smiled “We should do this more often, and Hector is a sassy gentleman.“ She said with a grin to him “I mean we smuggled a cat into your apartment, high, and they found out about it only a year later!” Steve nodded at her words “Yeah and I can keep him, so now off to buy a cat tree he will never use and play with the box”

Later that day Steve was confused with the cat tree, or actually at how to assemble it. He eventually got help from Jonathan and Nancy, who just shook her head at him, while Jonathan seemed quite shocked 'cause they kept him hidden for so long. Meanwhile Hector was laying in the carton, looking like the small sassy gentleman he was.

#stranger things #steve harrington #robin buckley #robin & steve #stranger things fanfiction #stranger things fluff #platonic stobin

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I read the first paragraph of the League of Villans post u reblogged and misread it as League of Legends... I thought it was a social commentary about the LoL community and was worried for my brother q-q ANYWAYS I don't have a singular favorite animal- I love all animals that smile :DD and cute, tiny animals as well :DD

i am sorry about the league of legends mixup lmao

that's so cute! quokkas have a natural smile, which makes them popular with tourists, but they can and will bite if bothered, so that happens pretty often. i can't really think of anything else with that much smiliness, but i do love that a lot of snakes have a :3 face

as for tiny animals, the smallest type of bird is the bee hummingbird, which weighs in at about two and a half grams. they lay eggs the size of coffee beans. this is the size of a bee hummingbird compared to a human hand

uraraka ochako. i don't have a good reason, tbh. she's adorable and smiley. you like things that are adorable and smiley. also i think she'd be fond of things that are cute and small, so you guys can cry about how small a mouse lemur is (less than a foot long and under a pound)

#ask the moth #anonymous #i could keep going about tiny animals tbh

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Chapter 2 : First Day pt.2

After class ended , Addison decided to show me around campus. That being our only class of the day, we were free to explore the grounds. She showed me the different dorm buildings for models, actors, directors, stunt doubles, screenwriters, aspiring pop stars, and fashion designers like herself. There is a workshop on campus so if you want to become well-known and build clientele , you would go there. The campus was massive, being centered in the middle of Hollywood, there was so much to do and see. Addison told me about all the popular date spots and clubs that I absolutely had to try, and with each minute, my excitement to find my place at Hollywood U grew tenfold. “So Alexis, how has your first day of classes been? All that you hoped for?” Addison sports a huge grin on her face as she walks beside me back to my dorm.

“It was… definitely eventful. I still can’t believe this is real to be completely honest,” I reply back with a small laugh. “ I’m still waiting for my alarm to go off and I wake up in my bed back in New Mexico.”

“Well, what if I told you, this night didn’t have to end yet?” Mischief twinkled in her eyes and I knew that she was definitely planning something up her sleeve.

I stopped walking and tilted my head curiously at her. “ Oh, yeah? What did you have in mind?” I mean, it’s not like I had anything planned. Plus, maybe I could get to know the place better and meet some more people.

“Remember that club I mentioned earlier? Well… I may have already told my friend Ethan that you’d come with me and meet us there! Plus, he’s a manager and you’d be the perfect client for him to take on. I promise you’ll love him, and you’ll get to affiliate yourself with more celebs in Hollywood. It’s the best place to meet people.” She definitely didn’t run this by me earlier when she mentioned the club, but I had to agree with her. It did sound like it be fun, and a great opportunity.

Smiling I reply, “ you know what? I’m down , that sounds like it should be fun! What time were you thinking?”

“ … 9 pm ..” she has a sheepish look across her face. Not only did she not tell me about the event but that means we have an hour and a half to get ready for it. I send her a false angry glare before we both break into a laugh.

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“Wow, you look hot!”

“Addison, this is so cute! You made this?!” I stared at the black black mini dress in awe. It was satin and had a beautiful corset that showed off my figure very well. The hem stopped just at the middle of my thighs, showing off my caramel skin. It looked like it could be featured on a runway model and go for thousands.

“Made by yours truly,” pride flooding her voice. You can tell she put a lot of time and attention to detail, and it definitely paid off. “ you can keep it, it looks stunning on you!”

“Are you sure? This is beautiful!” My make up accented the dress perfectly, black Smokey eyes with a monochromatic highlight. My grey eyes called for attention, the eyeliner and mascara only adding to the effect. I gave her a huge hug , amazed at her generosity she’s shown on my first day.

“Of course! Now we need to go before we are late to meet Ethan. He’s our gateway in,” she laughs before dragging me out the door, but not before I could grab my purse and keys.

As our taxi pulled in front of the club, we could clearly see it was packed beyond belief. The line at the door wrapped completely around the building as people waited to get access inside. The music was loud, the bass causing the ground to vibrate. A girl in a gold dress and her two friends walks right up to the bouncer without a care in the world , as if they owned the place. The bouncer simply opens the velvet rope and lets them inside without a hassle. Once inside, he goes back to guarding the door as people beg to get inside. As we stepped out of the cab , I took a moment to look around at the city life around me. So this is Hollywood, I thought. Smiling to myself, I was almost taken aback by the tug in my arm as Addison started to pull me to follow her. “Ethan! Over here!” I turn just in time to see a man in an expensive Armani suit walk towards us with a grin plastered on his lips. He had a dimple in his cheek and dark skin the color of chocolate.

“Hey I got this as usual, follow me.” The man walks right up to the bouncer and stands in front of the velvet rope blocking the entrance. He flashes a charming smile, “ Big D, my favorite security professional! How’s your screenplay going?”

The bouncer greets Ethan energetically, a drastic change from his previous demeanor. “ Ethan! Sharkaggedon is coming along well, just gotta tighten up the second act.”

“You finish that up ,and call me Diego. I’m having lunch with Joss Whedon next week,” Ethan Replies back with a grin.

“Sure thing E, enjoy your night!” Diego unclamps the velvet rope and let’s us through the door. Groans pass behind us as we enter and the rope is clasped back into place.

“You know Joss Whedon?” I speak up , walking beside the pair.

“Well, technically I’m meeting his dog walker but an ins and in, right?” We make it to the bar and Ethan’s attention is on us. “Addison, beautiful as always.” He sends her a warm smile and I peep the blush that paints her cheeks. He turns towards me. “Alexis , it’s nice to meet you!”

“You know who I am?” I ask stunned.

“ it’s my job to know everyone in this town,” he replies back.

“ Alexis, this is Ethan. He’s one of the hottest up and coming junior agents, and technically a student still at Hollywood U. I was lucky enough to grab him as my agent as well, he’s been a huge help!”Addison radiates happiness as she speaks so highly of Ethan, and I smile back at the two.

“It’s nice to officially meet you Ethan,” I say as stand with the clearly infatuated pair.

Addison looks around and says,” look at this place! They went all out for the Fireman inferno premiere.”

“ Flaming shots, fire jugglers… they even have a two story firemen pole in the middle of the club!” Ethan Exclaimed.

Addison roller her eyes. “ And little Miss Entiled Bianca Stone is sliding down it.” There was definitely some hidden tension between Addison and the girl. I didn’t ask, she’ll tell me if she wants to. As she slides down, pyrotechnics go off . She lands on the ground and flaunts about how amazing she is while the club applauds and shouts in praise. “okay, someone needs to one up her, take her off her high horse.”

“ I’ll do it,” I say with a smirk. I never minded bringing someone’s ego back down to earth. Plus, I’ve totally been dying to try the pole since walking through the door of the club. I make my way to the top and grasp the pole. I I flip upside down an ride it to the bottom as the pyrotechnics go off. “ who’s catching fire now?!” I laugh as I land on the bottom , playfully bowing at the round of applause’s and cheers from other patrons.

“Alexis, that was awesome!” Ethan and Addison surround me in shock and excitement. “Definitely time for drinks, let’s get this party started,” Addison does a little dance while heading back towards the bar. I get in line, and once I get to the front, the bartender completely ignores me.

“ Um.. hello? Bartender, over here?” I shout over the music but to no avail. They are completely and openly ignoring my calls. I stand at the bar hopelessly waiting to get their attention.

“Long wait?” A voice speaks from behind me. I turn and come face to face with a handsome man with brown hair and eyes to match.

“ Good luck trying to get their attention. They won’t even look this way and it’s been 10 minutes.” I sigh in defeat, resting my arms on the counter. With a wink, he turns towards the bartender with a raised hand and to my surprise, they immediately rushed towards us.

“Single malt. Neat. And something for my friend here…what’ll you have?”

My mind still in shock, I named the first thing I could think of. “ Sex on the beach.” Realizing what I said I blushed. The mystery man smiled and added that to the order. “ I can’t believe you were able to get their attention so easily! I’ve been waiting forever.”

“ I’d like to say it’s my charm, but in all honesty they probably just recognized me.” He smiles, flashing his pearly whites.

“Wait..” I pause as it suddenly hit me who I was speaking to. “ you’re Chris Winters? As in ‘Terrorist Sqaud’ , ‘The Last Lumberjack’ and now ‘Fireman Inferno’ ?!” Addison was not kidding when she said this is a celeb hotspot. I can’t believe I just ran into THE Chris Winters.

“That’s me.” He flashes a smile again. The bartender comes back with our drinks and we clink glasses. “ Cheers, welcome to Hollywood! So, first day?”

“Wow, am I that obvious?” Cue the blush again. I take a sip of my drink to hide it.

“Well, you let a complete stranger cut in front of you in line, that was a dead giveaway. What’s your name?”

“Alexis, nice to meet you,” I reply back. Chris goes to pay for our drinks but I stop him. “No let me. You helped me get it in the first place, it’s the least I could do.”

“Well Alexis, it was nice chatting, a good dose of reality.Maybe I’ll see you around.” He goes to walk away with another warm smile. I turn back to the crowd planning to find Addison and Ethan when cameras flash back to back, blinding me. Questions about Chris Winters spiral at me and the crowd closes in. I get pushed right into someone, none other than: Bianca Stone.

She screams as her champagne flute tips all over her dress ruining it. “ My crystal! MY DRESS! You did that on purpose!” She huffs as her entourage flanks either side of her.

“I’m so sorry, that was an accident!” I apologize for knocking into her. Where did the cameras come from? Bianca looks furious, and no amount of apologies will wipe the look from her face.

“ You’re going to regret this. Wrong move new girl.” Her anger was simmering behind her eyes like molted lava. Behind her , her entourage mimicked her threat.

“SECURITY!” The man next to her yells out. “ there’s a women her causing distress. She needs to be removed immediately!” The group smirks as two burly men make their way through the crowd to escort me out. They wave gooOnce I’m out on the side walk , the close the door in my face. Diego looks at my with a hint of pity before masking his features.

“Alexis, are you okay?? We saw you getting taken out by security! What the hell happened?” Addison and Ethan burst through the closed door after me. Panic was across their faces as if it was them that got tossed out.

“Yeah I’m fine, that girl is crazy though. I now understand the “ Miss Entitled” comment.” Rolling my eyes, I release a laugh. “ Wow, tossed out of the club on my first day!” A silence fell between us as the two shared a look, then the group broke out laughing. Addison grinned as we walked towards Ethan’s Porsche to end the night and head home.

“Welcome to Hollywood Alexis.”

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