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moon-is-a-cryptid · 26 days
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it’s giving
“FUCK YOU”
“would.”
In the mean time have this little random thing I made randomly,
this one's gn basically so anyone can read it
(not gonna do the whole thing for one silly text will add it to the mlist tho)
Cw: suggestive conversation, playful banter
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moon-is-a-cryptid · 1 month
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EJ, tending to Y/N’s stab wound: Are you feeling any better? How would you rate your pain?
Y/N: Zero stars. 0/10 would NOT recommend.
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moon-is-a-cryptid · 3 months
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im deleting my account moon! 💞
goodbye!
oh no ☹️
i’ll miss you!!
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moon-is-a-cryptid · 4 months
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I dont you like Dabi but Im gonna say it!
unpopular opinion!
I dont agree with the fanart/headcanons/ect. of Dabi being like a good older brother type/feminist Because from what I understand- He doesn't like the woman in his family and strongly believes they dont understand being heros and hero stuff because they're woman!
Like the fanart of him doing Fuyumi's hair is cute but I dont freaking think that would actually happen- considering whenever we see him as a kid he's really detached and quiet or either training with enji.
But to the girlies who write him as the toxic boyfriend they might be right.
oh i fully agree- that man is pumped of toxic masculinity, i think the only woman he would treat okay would be his SO and even that situation would be on the line
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moon-is-a-cryptid · 4 months
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something that bugs me so much is when Im scrolling through posts and someone mentions (either they are a minor or they're talking about when they where a minor) and reading smut and some ADULT in the notes will be like
"WHTAT SIAIOTJNEOTNEWN YOU'RE A LIL BABY CHILD INNOCENCE CHILD YOU SHOULD BE PLAYING UNO AND LEGOS WITH YOUR FRIENDS NOT READING SMUT"
completely forgetting that sexual attraction/desire begins usually around 14/15. . .like. . .what do they think everyone is only horny once they reach exactly 18.
Like as long as they're interacting with content from people in their age group and as long as they follow the MDNI they really aren't doing anything wrong. . .
i get the MDNI because yeah- shit gets a little up there but at the same time you’re on tumblr and on the internet internet, i had seen far worse than most of the smut on here by 15-16 because i was a reddit and Ifunny user. i was also on KIK (story for another time tbh)
smut on tumblr is the least of most people’s worries
also great apologies for the late response i’m currently dying of food poisoning and wishing death would back hand me and smite me down to hell where i belong
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moon-is-a-cryptid · 4 months
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So im looking into a pescetarian diet! Or at least start out with eating "land meat" much less! So I was doing research- Of course my dumbass went to reddit and I was so not prepared for the amount of idiocy from some vegans and vegetarians!
Vegans claiming that the label of pescetarian is pointless and its still murder because if you're not 100% strict vegan than you're just a self righteous killer who wants a label!
Vegetarians being less judgmental and more ignorant about "But they're still animals, they have feelings"
Its so stupid that most of these people are forgetting a crucial fact NOT EVERYONE GOES ON A FUCKING DIET FOR MORAL REASONS! INFACT! MOST PEOPLE GO ON DIETS FOR HEALTH REASONS!
I personally could not give a fuck about the life of fish/shrimp/lobster/crab. They freak me out, dont really have that much going on in their brain besides repopulate and survival. Octopus is different- they're highly intellegent, but also. . .Im not thinking about pesceterian because i dont want to 'kill sensless animals'. Im doing it because I know that eating meat everyday isn't healthy and eating seafood is actually very healthy.
These fucking people think the world will be some utopia if everyone goes vegan/vegetarian but dont take into consideration how fucking absurd that is!
(sorry for the rant)
so
fun story time
moon went to the 2017 warped tour with her cousin, while there a PETA tent was set up and tried to talk to me about how farmers are and how they treat their animals. (for those who don’t know, i love animals and PETA is absolutely garbo) i looked this person dead in the eyes as a small 15 yo and went “my dad is a farmer and i’ve seen him rock a calf to sleep after it lost its mother during birth”
later on my cousin wouldn’t allow me to eat my burger near the tent to piss them off because they irked me😔
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moon-is-a-cryptid · 4 months
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no but fr tho
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moon-is-a-cryptid · 5 months
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OH MY GOODNESS! And the female lead has actually a realistic body type!
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Her waist isn't a tooth pick!
that’s one thing i like about manga is that they give realistic body types!
one of my issues with mha is how they changed this in the anime compared to the manga with Ochaco and MoMo
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moon-is-a-cryptid · 5 months
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Men writing smut books are the most entertaining thing I've scene.
They also go into so much detail about the ladies 'breasts' and personality be like: "She was everything a man wanted. The body of a young girl just going through puberty (But big pirky breasts) with the mind of a grown woman"
AND WORST IS THAT SOMEONE IS ACTUALLY PUBLISHING THESE THINGS!
i feel like if you write something like this you shouldn’t be allowed near a public school 🧍🏻‍♀️
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moon-is-a-cryptid · 5 months
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I just got a memory of that horrible fucking trend on tiktok a while ago about the 'after our periods woman will shed a layer of their skin on their face!'
BOY DID I FUCKING HATE THAT TREND! I saw 'educational' accouts and DOCTORS partaking in it! LIke wtf! I had a kid cousin who started freaking out because it wasn't happening to her and she thought it was actually real!
ALSO because I just hate the trend in general where woman will be serious about saying something that happens to our bodies just to fuck with men.
Are also the same people who are like 'Men dont understand anything about woman!' 'how can men be so ignorant about womans bodies' LIKE UH MAYBE BECAUSE YOU SAY SHIT LIKE 'woman can detach their nipples' 'womans faces peel after their period' 'we wash our pussy's with bleach'. . .LIKE WTF. Young boys see that shit and dont know enough to know if its true or not so obviously they're going to believe it coming from an adult! shit made me so mad when it was happening.
nah man some men just dont know female anatomy 😭 i present some of the best posts taken from reddit:
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also, smut books by men 🤚🏻
idk if they failed sex ed or if sex ed failed them
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moon-is-a-cryptid · 5 months
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i dont know where you're from but imma talk to you like you're not from the south for a lil second. I'm from midwest america. My family makes Sun Tea EVERY SUMMER! (Red Rose Tea sometimes with sugar we let sit out in the sun for a day and put it in the fridge afterwards). Fancy Iced Tea if you will. I had a friend from the south who made me Iced Tea once and it was so freaking sweet! OMG I was horrified!😭☠️
i’m also from the midwest mate and i’ve never heard of sun tea 🧍🏻‍♀️
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moon-is-a-cryptid · 5 months
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That is all. So so so sorry for the spam
you got spammed right back b💖
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moon-is-a-cryptid · 5 months
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Call me Collector Ig
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moon-is-a-cryptid · 5 months
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🧍🏻‍♀️😭
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moon-is-a-cryptid · 5 months
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had my suspicions. . .
Like the people aren't good but their music is just like. . . .explosion!
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🧍🏻‍♀️
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moon-is-a-cryptid · 5 months
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No. . .I actually have no idea
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me and my obsession with sleep token staring at this 🧍🏻‍♀️
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moon-is-a-cryptid · 5 months
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bIIIITCH 😭😭
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