#Coyote rants

[coyote-cowboy-2628]

Just thinking abt how Johnny would be such a whiny bitch when you both are on leave.

Like constantly grabbing your waist and humping you, whispering dirty things in your ear and begging for you to fuck him.

When you finally do, he’s all ‘please daddy more!’ ‘Fuck—harder!’

Like nothing can satisfy him until your balls deep inside him and he’s half buried in the fuckin mattress

#john soap mactavish #call of duty #cod x male reader #male reader #john soap mctavish x reader #soap mactavish #soap mw2 #soap cod #soap #john mactavish #coyote rants

[floydsglasses]

This flopped on TikTok so I'm showing here because you all have ✨taste✨

This song has been on repeat lately and I just knew this would fit

#top gun maverick #top gun #dagger squad #topgunedit #top gun cast #bradley rooster bradshaw #jake hangman seresin #natasha phoenix trace #robert bob floyd #mickey fanboy garcia #rueben payback fitch #javy coyote machado #floyd rants

[funkylookingbug]

I don’t know if this is a non human or autistic thing or both but I wish that I could use animalistic body language because I don’t know how to use human body language to communicate what I want.

When I’m happy I want to be able to have a straight face but wag my tail and when I’m realllyy happy I can thump my tail and smile and really really really happy I get the zoomies and run around and yip. When I’m sad or scared I whine and my ears go flat to my head, I get smaller and protect my body. If I feel like myself or those I love are in danger I can get big and bark loud and show my teeth. If someone is talking to me I can turn my ears to them and I don’t have to somehow understand how to use all the muscles in my face to convey the exact thing I mean. I don’t know how to convey exactly what I want or use this body it’s all so confusing.

#otherhearted #therianthropy #therian #dog therian #dogkin #doghearted #coyote therian #alterhuman #otherkin #therian rant #aspenyips

[strollist]

nhl rant

i’m really pissed about how arizona hockey lost their franchise just like that and was given to utah where a church that has bigotry ties is trying to get involved with the team in utah.

i know all teams do have some weird/horrible people involved but utah literally is a proud religion over law type of state if i remember.

it’s unfair how last minute this was for coyotes fans, players, staff, etc. people are going to lose their jobs and they’re jobs that they loved. i do hope hockey returns to arizona but eventually having more than 33 teams will be a lot to keep up with. i get growing the game, but just adding more teams all over the states won’t properly grow it.

also hearing that they literally left arizona legend shane doan’s banner in the old arena and abandoned it?? the disrespect?? it’s also big to acknowledge that there are hockey players like auston matthews, matthew knies, the tkachuk brothers, etc who are arizona born (not sure raised) but without arizona hockey, some players would not be the players they are today.

#nhl #nhl rant #arizona coyotes #coyotes #arizona #hockey #auston matthews #matthew tkachuk #brady tkachuk #matthew knies

[fangirling-tussisque-noncaelatur]

Coyote: Jake, I dare you to kiss the prettiest person in the room.

Hangman: Bob?

Bob: *blushing* Y-Yes?

Hangman: Move. I need to get to Rooster.

(Insp.)

#ok Bob is pretty but to Jake Bradley is the prettiest of them all #this could also work the other way round #hangster #sereshaw #incorrect quotes #source: screen rant on Fb #dagger squad #bradley rooster bradshaw #jake hangman seresin #robert bob floyd #javy coyote machado #hangman x rooster #rooster x hangman #bradley bradshaw x jake seresin #jake seresin x bradley bradshaw #hangaroo #roohang #rooshang #tgm #top gun: maverick

[bobfloydsbabe]

PSA FOR TOP GUN WRITERS

Earlier this evening, someone reblogged my Mob Boss Bob masterlist. Happy about this, I checked the person's blog only to discover that they are a minor, aged 13, and are blatantly disregarding the 18+ and minors dni warnings on fics, including my own.

The blog is @topgunbb – they managed to reblog an additional three of my fics individually before I blocked them. The blog is also brand new, about an hour old when I last checked.

I'm asking that you block them. Please. They are disrespecting boundaries we have put in place to protect ourselves and others. I'm tagging a bunch of people below the cut, but please, reblog to spread the word. This is not okay.

TAGGING RELEVANT PEOPLE: @sebsxphia, @withahappyrefrain, @mothdruid, @yanna-banana, @rhettabbotts, @lewmagoo, @bradshawsbitch, @bradshawsbaby, @seresinsweetie, @wkndwlff, @sylviebell, @blue-aconite, @delopsia, @roosters-girl, @rooster-84, @thedroneranger, @cherrycola27, @desert-fern, @teacupsandtopgun, @rae-gar-targaryen, @joaquinwhorres, @veetlegeuse, @mxgyver, @wicked-remarks, @ryebecca, @writercole, @roosterbruiser, @roosterforme, @ohtobeleah, @callsign-magnolia, @topguncortez, @fanboygarcia

#helena rants #top gun maverick #robert bob floyd #bradley rooster bradshaw #jake hangman seresin #natasha phoenix trace #mickey fanboy garcia #javy coyote machado #reuben payback fitch #bob floyd #jake seresin #bradley bradshaw #pete maverick mitchell #natasha trace #minors begone debacle #minors begone

[basilsimp43]

I feel like a lot of people in the fandom doesn't really appreciate this fight because it isn't that "flashy" like Ulquiorra vs Ichigo or Kenpachi vs Nnoitorra

But for me even with the TYBW showing Shunsui's Bankai (Not to mention how that man is always against guns ☝)

This fight is pretty important and interesting if you really dissect it with the intent to understand both sides instead of just watching the action...which is why I can't help but feel frustrated when everyone disregards it in reactions or just in general say that "Starrk is weak/doesn't deserve to be the primera"

He pretty much hold his own against technically 4 captain level soul reapers and in the end he didn't even wanted to fight willing to let Love and Rose run instead of giving them "the finishing blow"

Anyway this is just me ranting about how Starrk deserved better and was probably the second most complex espada emotion wise after Ulquiorra 👉👈

#bleach #coyote starrk #shunsui kyoraku #ulquiorra cifer #love aikawa #rojuro otoribashi #random rant

[canis-latranz]

being therian in college so far has lowkey been a little of a nightmare just because smells are so fucking overwhelming. like the hallway always stinks like shit, I can smell traces of whatever people left behind ANYWHERE, etc;; recently someone dumped rotting food (we haven't figured if that's actually it or not, just the closest thing to whatever we can guess) into the fucking sink. So it's stank. For 2 fucking days

#therian #canine therian #my bad fhis ended up a rant #therianthropy #coyotetherian #coyote therian #otherkin #otherkind #alterhuman #coyotekin #canine kin #dogkin #dog therian #rex's awoofs 🦴 #rex's yipyaps 🌲 #rex growls 🕸️ #college

[aleppothemushroom]

So, let me get this straight...

A huge multimedia company just canceled a project based on one of their biggest IPs that was completely finished, had A-list talent, and cost 60-80 million dollars to produce all to get a tax write-off of...30 million dollars. Now, if that isn't a good way to spend your company's money, I don't know what is.

#coyote vs acme #wile e coyote #looney tunes #warner bros #warner discovery #fuck david zaslav #and it got good test screening ratings too #other people who had seen the latest cut had nothing but high praise to give to the movie #what the fuck is happening to hollywood #it's becoming a parody of itself #rant #rant post

[traceamountsoftimetravel]

The execs behind the Coyote vs Acme deletion controversy don’t realize how much they’ve fucked up even more than they already have.

Without spending a dime, they have achieved millions of dollars’ worth of free advertising via ardent fans and just normal human beings rage-posting about it.

You don’t have to be a creative to be furious about this. You just have to not be some turgid WB suit who thinks bean counters’ opinions weigh more than those of the thousands who helped create something probably very good.

I dunno. It’s like stingy, rich assholes are the bad guys or something.

#rant #coyote vs acme

[coyote-cowboy-2628]

I swear to god, if one more FEM!Reader x any character pops up on my screen, I chucking my phone across the room.

And also..for me to read half ways through a fic only to get bashed in the face with FEMALE parts? Like y’all, I’m not sexist, but if this app thinks I’m a woman it better think again.

WE NEED MORE M4M!!!! PUTTING IT ON MY DAMN MOMMA!

#Coyote rants #cod x male reader #male reader #m4m #put fem in the title so I read halfway through and get disappointed

[floydsglasses]

Dagger Squad as Bath and Body Works Smells

So its January and its time for B&BW to roll out the good not fruity smells so why not do this, so enjoy my unhinged ness.

𝐁𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐥𝐞𝐲 "𝐑𝐨𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫" 𝐁𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐰-𝐋𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐁𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐲

This was not that hard for me to choose, he reminds me of an old car smell, like a jeep that was hidden in a garage for to long and is now being driven. This candle smells like warm leather, amber woods and aged brandy, its described as a nightcap in your recliner.

𝐉𝐚𝐤𝐞 "𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐦𝐚𝐧" 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐧- 𝐒𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐧 𝐆𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐧

The irony of me finding this candle name, when i think of him like i think some type of hickory sweet honey smell, like a dive bar in the mountains. This candle smells like Warm Whiskey, Bergamot, Cedarwood & Amber and its described as warm, friendly aroma of a fresh & clean southern gentleman on date night

𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐚 "𝐏𝐡𝐨𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐱" 𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐞- 𝐑𝐚𝐬𝐩𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 & 𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐝 𝐕𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐚 Honestly this whole candle to me scream's her, like the coloring remind's me of her and the whole smell, she seem's like the kind of person to wear a flannel when lounging around her house. This candle smells like, pink raspberries, strawberry vanilla bean and sugared lemon drops. and Its described as : a lightly tart and perfectly creamy treat.

𝐑𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐭 "𝐁𝐨𝐛" 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐲𝐝-𝐋𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠

When I think of him I think a type of sweet airy smell, like watching the morning sun in the mountains during the summer, and you cant tell me that this man doesn't remind you of just that. This candle smells like crisp autumn air, white driftwood and a hint of green apple. and is described as cool, sweet, fresh alone time on the dock.

𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐲 "𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐛𝐨𝐲" 𝐆𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐢𝐚- 𝐀𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐰𝐨𝐨𝐝

I will not lie he was kind of hard to choose for, I imagine him having a sweet smell but also obtaining this masculine wood like smell, like I can just see it. This candle smells like Red Apple, Plum, Soft Pear, Jasmine, Peony, Cedarwood, Patchouli, Vanilla, Musk and is also described as crisp woodland walk with sweet apple aroma in the air.

𝐑𝐮𝐞𝐛𝐞𝐧 "𝐏𝐚𝐲𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤" 𝐅𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡- 𝐁𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐛𝐨𝐧

I know that this might be like so basic as a masculine type smell but he just for some reason seems like he would smell like a wood barrel that has been aged perfectly, like if you opened a perfect bottle of bourbon and it tasted perfect. This candle smells like a bold, smooth, barrel-aged pour. Fragrance notes: white pepper, dark amber and Kentucky oak. and is also described as such, bold, smooth, barrel-aged pour.

𝐉𝐚𝐯𝐲 "𝐂𝐨𝐲𝐨𝐭𝐞" 𝐌𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐨- 𝐂𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐚 𝐂𝐨𝐚𝐬𝐭

It's literally in the name, he reminds me of a beach plain and simple like that, like anything this man is like golden coast. This candle smells like Bright Citrus, Cool Waters, Sea Breeze & Beach Woods. And like my description this is told to be like, The smell of cool ocean waters fills the California coast.

By the way you all can get these candle's, i dont remember the price though so dont ask me lol.

#top gun maverick #top gun #top gun headcanons #top gun fan fiction #top gun fanfic #top gun fandom #bradley rooster bradshaw #jake hangman seresin #natasha phoenix trace #robert bob floyd #mickey fanboy garcia #rueben payback fitch #javy coyote machado #dagger squad #floyd rants

[artymcartist]

Its my last 20ish days of high school and I am fighting to pass rn so Ill probably be off n on with just school doodles

Now Im nervous about college, I don't know if I wanna do it anymore. I could honestly happily live a mediocre life just doodling shit on the internet and working some random job

But, I've already been accepted in and working in automation would be amazing, I'm just worried about everything going wrong and its making me shut down WAHFSBBS

Sorry, rant over, here's an assignment I finished last night

#rant #food web #ecology #prairie dog #pronghorn #bighorn sheep #bison #black footed ferret #coyote #bobcat #fox #rattlesnake

[reavenedges-lies]

Just a Dermott and Yotes Rant:

I know it's like "cool" and "trendy" to hate on the yotes but like I'm genuinely hoping that everything that's happening with Travis Dermott and the solidarity with the team, staff and ownership really brings to light that this team is more than what you all think it is. Yotes fans love this team because we've been seeing this, this is nothing new, but watching fans that usually hate on the coyotes see this and enjoy our locker room environment gives me some hope that y'all will just leave them alone. I know the arena thing is a "big deal" for some people but it shouldn't be, and our new owners are trying their damnedest to keep us here because they understand how much this team means to the area and how much the area means to the team.

Just keep in mind that yotes fans are seeing all of the praise you are giving to Travis Dermott, and still having to see the hate that comes with the fact that it happened to be the coyotes.

#ren rants #arizona coyotes #travis dermott

[agbpaints]

Something's been bugging me about the new Coyotl model. When I first got it I noticed that it (the model) seemingly lacked arm actuators beyond the shoulder, so I got excited that it might be a flippy arm mech.

Then I looked at the record sheet

Hey CGL what the heck are these arms? :(

#yeh i inow the IWM coyotl has the arms but like #sir may i have some consistency #did clan coyote also come up with clan space magic mini actuators? #battletech #coyotl #mech rant

[bobfloydsbabe]

Please, for the love of the universe, read the rules the person behind the blog has set up before following or interacting with their content. I’m so sick of having to block minors and ageless blogs because they refuse to read and respect my boundaries.

Get a fucking grip.

#helena rants #just no #i’m putting this into the tgm tags because y’all need to have this reiterated for the 7 billionth time #jake hangman seresin #robert bob floyd #bradley rooster bradshaw #natasha phoenix trace #top gun maverick #tgm #mickey fanboy garcia #javy coyote machado #reuben payback fitch