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matthewkniesys · 2 years

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Your writing is definitely my favourite, so maybe a blurb with Luke Hughes, using "Stay away from her” maybe Luke is being protective over you when a guy comes up and flirts with you, thanks! hope your having a great summer ❤️❤️

Awww thank you nonnie <33 (also I know how cliché this is and how many times its been written but idc)

After a big win the sometimes the Umich boys like to go out. There is this one bar just 5 minutes away from the campus that is really popular with the students cause they usually don't id. So the with the fact that half the team is underage, it's a very popular post game spot.

Tonight was no different. After a hard fought win all the boys and their girlfriends made their over to the bar. You had been dating Luke for and few months now.

"Hey Luke me and a few of the other girlfriends are gonna go and get some drinks at the bar." You tell your boyfriend before walking away.

"K, babe." Luke responds with.

While your at the bar, Luke participates in the conversation but keeps an eye on you, wanting to make sure you're safe. He takes his eyes away for a few moments and when he looks back he sees you talking to a guy. His jaw automatically clenches.

"Anyone know who that is?" Luke asks the boys pointing at the guy talking to you.

"Aww is Lukey jealous?" The boys immediately start making fun of him.

"Okay stop, just tell me who that is." Luke says, fed up with that teasing.

"Um that guy is a junior and is on the football team. That's all I know." Replies Brendan.

"Okay I'm going over there." Luke gets up from the table and walks towards where you are standing at the bar talking to the junior.

Luke comes up behind you and hugs you from behind.

"Hi babe. Who's this."

"Oh um this is jack, he plays on the football team."

"Hi." He extends his hand to Luke. They shake. Luke thinks jack looks a little flustered, as if maybe he didn't know y/n has a boyfriend.

"Babe, wanna go back and join the boys?" Luke asks you.

"Uh sure."

As you're walking back you whisper in Luke's ear. "Lukey, I was trying to have a conversation with him."

"Sorry baby but you know how protective I can be."

"Yeah I know, and usually I love it but I'm supposed to meet him for tutoring tomorrow and we were just making plans."

"I'm so sorry, I'm just scared of losing you." Luke responds sounding ashamed.

"Well you should know that's impossible."

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brookstonalmanac · 4 months

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Events 12.25 (before 1900)

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spacenutspod · 6 months

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2 min read Join NASA to Celebrate Worm Design, Influence with Original Designer Dr. Christine Mann Darden holding a model of Mach II in the Unitary Tunnel at NASA’s Langley Research Center on Aug. 18, 1990. Darden is pictured in a lab coat with a NASA ‘worm’ logotype patch across her back. NASA / Carol Petrachenko Chapman Media are invited to hear a discussion on the design and cultural significance of the worm logotype with NASA and its creator Richard Danne at 11:30 a.m. EST on Monday, Nov. 6, at the agency’s headquarters in Washington. The logotype, a simple, red unique type style of the word NASA, replaced the agency’s official logo (meatball) for several decades beginning in the 1970s before it was retired. The worm has since been revived for limited use. The event will air live on NASA Television, the NASA app, YouTube, and on the agency’s website. Learn how to stream NASA TV through a variety of platforms. Following opening remarks by Marc Etkind, associate administrator for NASA’s Office of Communications at NASA Headquarters, Danne and David Rager, creative art director at NASA, will provide remarks followed by a panel discussion with Danne and others including: Bert Ulrich, entertainment and branding liaison, NASA Headquarters Michael Beirut, designer, Pentagram Shelly Tan, design reporter, The Washington Post (moderator) Julia Heiser, head of live event merchandise, Amazon Music NASA experts and Danne are available for on-site interviews, as well as remote interviews after the event. Media interested in participating in person must RSVP to the NASA Headquarters newsroom by 3 p.m. on Friday, Nov. 3, at [email protected]. NASA’s media accreditation policy is online. The televised event will take place in the agency’s Webb Auditorium in the West Lobby inside NASA Headquarters located at 300 E St. SW in Washington. Learn more about NASA’s missions at: https://www.nasa.gov -end- News Media Contacts: Claire O’Shea / Melissa HowellHeadquarters, [email protected] / [email protected] Read More Share Details Last Updated Oct 27, 2023 Location NASA Headquarters Related Terms NASA History Explore More 5 min read 25 Years Ago: Launch of Deep Space 1 Technology Demonstration Spacecraft Article 3 days ago 7 min read 30 Years Ago: The STS-58 Spacelab Life Sciences-2 Mission Article 1 week ago 11 min read 55 Years Ago: Nine Months Before the Moon Landing Article 1 week ago Keep Exploring Discover Related Topics Missions Humans in Space Climate Change Solar System

#space #astronomy #news #science

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magesup · 5 years

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its literally 30 minutes before 2019 hits buT

this year was the year i got past my cringy art phase although it wasnt until the end of the year and i grew a lot !! 2018 was good for me art wise im really coming into my style

art resolution for 2019 - allow myself to be messy, draw more, get faster

and thank you for sticking with me during this year! i know i barely posted ever since school started but ill try to post sketches more even if theyre messy and i dont like them

happy new year !!!

#im looking through my resolutions that i wrote down for this year and i didnt think that reaching 300 followers was realistic but here i am #with 10x the amount #its crazy #i never got to say thank you cause i wanted to draw something to celebrate but i never will so thank you !!!#its claire #art summary

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thesmutbasement · 3 years

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Welcome to The Breastaurant: Lactation fics that hit the spot!

Everything here in The Smut Basement is for 18+ friends only! Minors and unverified persons will be blocked. Please heed ALL author warnings when you click a link.

Multiple Characters

My Girl by @foli-vora (Dave York x Reader x Frankie Morales x lactation kink? Yes PLEASE! -Claire)

Dieter Bravo (The Bubble)

Kit-Kats and Milk by @toomanystoriessolittletime (WHEW!!! This was… look, Dieter is chaotic, and HOT, but this blew me away!!! Fucking hell… HOT, I’m telling you! -Claire)

Din Djarin/Mando (The Mandalorian)

Always Need This by @whiskeynwriting (This was soft and hot-hot-HOT!! I’ve read it twice in the past two days and I’ll probably read it again tonight. I think we can all agree that Din is touch-starved and needs some love, and this fic delivers!! -Claire)

Carry Me to Safety series by @221bshrlocked (Din finds a new friend at a brothel who lactates because she was subjected to experiments. When he finds her again... well, look, just go READ it, okay? Once you get a taste of it you won't be able to put it down! --Claire)

Nourished by @absurdthirst (This is part 3 of a Mando's riduur/pregnancy/birth series, and the whole series is amazing, but if you're looking for the lactation kink part, it's here in Part 3! --Claire)

Frankie “Catfish” Morales (Triple Frontier)

Taste Like Heaven by @mando-forgive-me (This fic inspired some feelings and now the thought of Frankie indulging on my tits while talking dirty to me is living rent free in my brain.) - Lauren

Marcus Pike (The Mentalist)

An Acquired Taste by @thirstworldproblemss (The third Marcus Pike x Reader lacation kink fic, inspired from the Kinktober piece. All 3 make the perfect set! Buy one today! --Claire)

Ask For It by @ezrasbirdie (Marcus Pike x Reader: This was the first lactation kink fic Claire ever read, and it WRECKED her. That's a ringing endorsement!)

Kinktober 2020 Marcus Pike fic by @absurdthirst (This is the granddaddy of the Marcus Pike lactation kink fics! The one that started them all! It inspired both "Ask For It" and "An Acquired Taste"--Claire)

300 Followers Celebration Ask by @just-here-for-the-moment (There was some definite leaking in the basement when I was reading this, but it was not breast milk. I had to clear out my calendar because I won’t be able to focus on anything but his filthy praise for the rest of the day. 🥵 Guess I’ll have to take care of that leaking problem...) - Lauren

Six Weeks and Forever by @javierpinme (Your friend Marcus Pike has taken you and your daughter in after your boyfriend kicks you out. He buys an extra baby monitor for his own room, coos and talks softly to your baby, and when your milk duct gets clogged he helps you OUT. This killed me, and I loved every minute of it! -Claire)

Marcus Moreno (We Can Be Heroes)

Circumference Thou Bride of Awe by @pedros-mustache (I henceforth declare Marcus Moreno the Lactation King. Here’s why. You know what? Just read it. One taste and you’ll never get enough. Marcus certainly couldn’t.) - Lauren

To be continued...

Bottom of the Basement: Filthy Fic Recs Masterlist

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chronic-claire-universe · 3 years

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Claire reaches 300 followers ❤

Hey my soot runners, I just hit 300 followers and I need your advice, how we should celebrate? ❤I wait for your answers @nkogneatho @noritoshiikamo @sassyeahhhh @jin-mowi @chososupremacy

#chatwithclaire #claire milestone #blog milestone #anime writing blog #specialevent

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steelfeather · 7 years

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CONGRATS LOVE ❤️ ❤️ seeing all my internet friends do awesome things and get all the love makes me so happy☺️ I'm just a exponentially stressed college students with a severe addiction to caffeine and the internet (do with that what you will) blograte and a playlist if you got the time love ❤️

Hahaha I relate to that. Fun fact: my middle name is Claire! Also, how was I not following you already??! All right, darling, here you are:

Blograte:

URL: // not bad | nice | amazing | who did you murder for it?!

Theme: // not my style | I like | amazing | I’m so jealous!

Icon: // okay | aww cute | wow | goals af

Posts: // not really my thing | cool | great | holy shit teach me your ways

Following: // sorry, no | yes | I am now! | bitch I might follow you in real life, you’re so awesome!!

Name Playlist:

C - Conquistador by Thirty Seconds to Mars

L - Let’s Kill Tonight by Panic! At The Disco

A - American Oxygen by Rihanna

I - I Ran by Hidden Citizens

R - River by Bishop

E - Exorcism by Clairity

#300 follower celebration #asks #answered #its-claire-louise #blog rates #name playlist

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tehmoonofficial · 4 years

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if the sibs wrote books, what do u think theyd be about

:0 COOL QUESTION

Luther - science fiction novel!! It would have nothing to do with Earth, it would be a totally different section of space. His writing style can barely hold all of his imagination for new tech and planets. His narration voice would be quiet, with an observational joke here and there. He tries not to kill people in books unless it’s absolutely necessary. Ben, Vanya, and him all LOVE writing. Unfortunately they never really talked about it when they were little D: He uses real scientific facts in his writing whenever he can.

Diego - BADASS ACTION NOVEL. He would probably write a super-detailed heist story, hoping that it gets turned into a movie eventually. He subtly writes a part that Allison would be perfect for ;D. All his characters have names like James Stone and pretentious book readers make fun of him for it, but kids end up really liking it. Diego meant the books to be for adults, so when his fanbase becomes about the same as the superhero group, he’s shocked but keeps on writing and doing well.

Allison - autobiography, or something artsy! I see her going either way with that: describing how she became famous (and leaving out rumors), or making a collage sort of book with pictures of beautiful cities, clothing, animals, and textures. As a celebrity, she likes to dip a little into everything, and invest in lots of things. So, she could also write a business book or maybe even a cookbook!! It could borrow a little from recipes she learned off of Grace dfjgdfh :D OR: She could even talk about some of the missions she went on as a teenager! Claire liked them, so she figures others will, too.

Klaus - comic books! I feel like if he wanted to publish a story, it would be similar to Gerard’s own stories, and Klaus definitely looks up to all the comic book artists and writers. He creates his own superheroes---not working for a pre-existing character group---and it’s definitely a little bit edgy and odd. He doesn’t try to be edgy on purpose, but he doesn’t believe in making everything sunshine and rainbows, and in fact he tries to get a lot of dark humor out of his comics. They get a sort of cult following (LOL), so they’re not really mainstream but the fans that appreciate it know quite a lot about the comic. I think that Klaus likes to draw, so he designs all the panels himself. Klaus isn’t very well off, so the art is mostly black and white, with dashes of red and blue. It ends up looking very modern and minimalist, which gets him lots of awards even though he was just trying to save his markers FSJSFHS

Five - THICK scientific books. He publishes all his theories about time travel for the world to read. Most people don’t really understand all the giant numbers and jumping to conclusions JDFGHJGS. So, he ends up being roped into writing a smaller, word-based book that explains all his thoughts in regular sentences. It’s around 300 pages, but his writing voice is very impatient and it starts off with dumbing things down but grows in difficulty as you read. It ends up being quite entertaining to read, because it feels like you’re actually sitting down and talking to someone who really has Better Things To Do but will settle on talking to you as long as there’s something for him at the end. He doesn’t really care about money as long as he can survive, but it becomes a sort of inside joke of his readers that he’s addicted to coffee and they try to bring it up during book signings. He HATES book signings and often inscribes with things like “Go away. Sincerely, Five Hargreeves” and people EAT IT UP. They think it’s a public personality thing, and try to purposefully annoy him. He has snapped several pencils and once ripped a page out of his book and shoved it into somebody’s mouth to shut them up.

Ben - kids’ stories. I think that Ben would really, really love kids and want them to be as happy as possible. So he makes picture books! The drawings are pretty simple, and combine photography with doodles. They all have some sort of moral, but also cute little jokes and simple language. He doesn’t use big words, and especially not hard-to-pronounce words, because he remembers from his childhood that Diego didn’t read as much because of his speech issues.

Vanya - Well, she already has her Burn Book dfgjhdfg. I can see her composing music and sharing it with the world! She never earns much money off of music unfortunately D:, but loves to do it anyway. OOH, maybe she would write a musical! And then get famous! It would have lots of representation in it, and it blends songs into dialogue. Her music style would be slightly jazzy, but relying on classical instruments for the most drama. Think something like Frozen’s music.

Thanks again for the ask!! This was really fun!!

#ask #tua #Anonymous #not a meme #tua hcs #luther hargreeves #diego hargreeves #allison hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves #ben hargreeves #vanya hargreeves

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matthewkniesys · 2 years

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"wait hold on- i'm coming with you” and “since when are you two this close”

Okay so this is with Cale and you are bowen byram's twin sister

"Bo, why the hell don't you have any chips? I'm hungry." You yell at your brother.

"Sorry y/n, but it's not exactly a big part of the meal plans."

"Well you should still have them." You come out of the kitchen and round the corner to the living room where bo is sitting with Cale. Bo doesn't know it yet but you and Cale have been dating for a little more than a month.

"Well I'm gonna go get some so wanna come with?"

"Nah, I'm good to stay here." Responds Bo.

"Wait hold on- I'll come with you." Says Cale, shooting up from his chair to grab his coat.

"Why?" Bo asks, clearly confused.

"I just wanted to I guess. Tired of your company." Cale shrugs with a smirk.

"Just get out of here." You and Cale go to the grocery store and get you, your chips and salsa. When you get back to bo's place you are laughing over something stupid Cale said.

"What're you guys laughing about?" Asks bo.

"Oh it's nothing." You reply with between gasps.

Bo looks at you both with raised eyebrows. "Since when are you two this close?" You just shrug, moving to go to the kitchen to pour your salsa in a bowl. Cale follows you.

"That was close." He whispers in your ear.

"Yeah..." You sigh "We're gonna have to tell him eventually."

"I know but for today let's just enjoy ourselves. Okay?" Cale asks.

"Sure." You respond, but you know eventually your gonna have to tell him and that makes you nervous.

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#cale makar #cale makar blurb #Claire's 300 follower celebration #claire tries writing <3 #thanks for sending!#claire's anons #bowen byram

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brookstonalmanac · 1 year

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Events 12.25

36 – Forces of Emperor Guangwu of the Eastern Han, under the command of Wu Han, conquer the separatist Chengjia empire, reuniting China. 274 – A temple to Sol Invictus is dedicated in Rome by Emperor Aurelian. 333 – Roman Emperor Constantine the Great elevates his youngest son Constans to the rank of Caesar. 336 – First documentary sign of Christmas celebration in Rome. 350 – Vetranio meets Constantius II at Naissus (Serbia) and is forced to abdicate his imperial title. Constantius allows him to live as a private citizen on a state pension. 508 – Clovis I, king of the Franks, is baptized into the Catholic faith at Reims, by Saint Remigius. 597 – Augustine of Canterbury and his fellow-labourers baptise in Kent more than 10,000 Anglo-Saxons. 800 – The coronation of Charlemagne as Holy Roman Emperor, in Rome. 820 – Eastern Emperor Leo V is murdered in a church of the Great Palace of Constantinople by followers of Michael II. 1000 – The foundation of the Kingdom of Hungary: Hungary is established as a Christian kingdom by Stephen I of Hungary. 1013 – Sweyn Forkbeard takes control of the Danelaw and is proclaimed king of England. 1025 – Coronation of Mieszko II Lambert as king of Poland. 1046 – Henry III is crowned Holy Roman Emperor by Pope Clement II. 1066 – William the Conqueror, Duke of Normandy is crowned king of England, at Westminster Abbey, London. 1076 – Coronation of Bolesław II the Generous as king of Poland. 1100 – Baldwin of Boulogne is crowned the first King of Jerusalem in the Church of the Nativity in Bethlehem. 1130 – Count Roger II of Sicily is crowned the first king of Sicily. 1261 – Eleven-year-old John IV Laskaris of the restored Eastern Roman Empire is deposed and blinded by orders of his co-ruler Michael VIII Palaiologos. 1492 – The carrack Santa María, commanded by Christopher Columbus, runs onto a reef off Haiti due to an improper watch. 1553 – Battle of Tucapel: Mapuche rebels under Lautaro defeat the Spanish conquistadors and executes the governor of Chile, Pedro de Valdivia. 1559 – Pope Pius IV is elected, four months after his predecessor's death. 1758 – Halley's Comet is sighted by Johann Georg Palitzsch, confirming Edmund Halley's prediction of its passage. This was the first passage of a comet predicted ahead of time. 1766 – Mapuches in Chile launch a series of surprise attacks against the Spanish starting the Mapuche uprising of 1766. 1776 – George Washington and the Continental Army cross the Delaware River at night to attack Hessian forces serving Great Britain at Trenton, New Jersey, the next day. 1793 – General "Mad Anthony" Wayne and a 300 man detachment identify the site of St. Clair's 1791 defeat by the large number of unburied human remains at modern Fort Recovery, Ohio. 1809 – Dr. Ephraim McDowell performs the first ovariotomy, removing a 22-pound tumor. 1814 – Rev. Samuel Marsden holds the first Christian service on land in New Zealand at Rangihoua Bay. 1815 – The Handel and Haydn Society, oldest continually performing arts organization in the United States, gives its first performance. 1826 – The Eggnog Riot at the United States Military Academy concludes after beginning the previous evening. 1831 – The Great Jamaican Slave Revolt begins; up to 20% of Jamaica's slaves mobilize in an ultimately unsuccessful fight for freedom. 1837 – Second Seminole War: American general Zachary Taylor leads 1,100 troops against the Seminoles at the Battle of Lake Okeechobee. 1868 – Pardons for ex-Confederates: United States President Andrew Johnson grants an unconditional pardon to all Confederate veterans. 1914 – A series of unofficial truces occur across the Western Front to celebrate Christmas. 1915 – The National Protection War breaks out against the Empire of China, as military leaders Cai E and Tang Jiyao proclaim the independence of Yunnan and begin a campaign to restore the Republic. 1927 – B. R. Ambedkar and his followers burn copies of the Manusmriti in Mahad, Maharashtra, to protest its treatment of Dalit people. 1932 – A magnitude 7.6 earthquake in Gansu, China kills 275 people. 1941 – Admiral Chester W. Nimitz, appointed commander of the U.S. Pacific Fleet on December 17, arrives at Pearl Harbor. 1941 – World War II: Battle of Hong Kong ends, beginning the Japanese occupation of Hong Kong. 1941 – Admiral Émile Muselier seizes the archipelago of Saint Pierre and Miquelon, which become the first part of France to be liberated by the Free French Forces. 1946 – The first European self-sustaining nuclear chain reaction is initiated within the Soviet Union's F-1 nuclear reactor. 1950 – The Stone of Scone, traditional coronation stone of British monarchs, is taken from Westminster Abbey by Scottish nationalist students. It later turns up in Scotland on April 11, 1951. 1951 – A bomb explodes at the home of Harry T. Moore and Harriette V. S. Moore, early leaders of the Civil Rights Movement, killing Harry instantly and fatally wounding Harriette. 1962 – The Soviet Union conducts its final above-ground nuclear weapon test, in anticipation of the 1963 Partial Nuclear Test Ban Treaty. 1963 – Turkish Cypriot Bayrak Radio begins transmitting in Cyprus after Turkish Cypriots are forcibly excluded from Cyprus Broadcasting Corporation. 1968 – Apollo program: Apollo 8 performs the first successful Trans-Earth injection (TEI) maneuver, sending the crew and spacecraft on a trajectory back to Earth from Lunar orbit. 1968 – Kilvenmani massacre: Forty-four Dalits (untouchables) are burnt to death in Kizhavenmani village, Tamil Nadu, a retaliation for a campaign for higher wages by Dalit laborers. 1976 – EgyptAir Flight 664, a Boeing 707-366C, crashes on approach to Don Mueang International Airport, killing 71 people. 1977 – Israeli Prime Minister Menachem Begin meets in Egypt with its president Anwar Sadat. 1986 – Iraqi Airways Flight 163, a Boeing 737-270C, is hijacked and crashes in Arar, Saudi Arabia, killing 63 people. 1989 – Romanian Revolution: Deposed President of Romania Nicolae Ceaușescu and his wife, Elena, are condemned to death and executed after a summary trial. 1991 – Mikhail Gorbachev resigns as President of the Soviet Union (the union itself is dissolved the next day). Ukraine's referendum is finalized and Ukraine officially leaves the Soviet Union. 1999 – Cubana de Aviación Flight 310, a Yakovlev Yak-42, crashes near Bejuma, Carabobo State, Venezuela, killing 22 people. 2003 – UTA Flight 141, a Boeing 727-223, crashes at the Cotonou Airport in Benin, killing 141 people. 2003 – The ill-fated Beagle 2 probe, released from the Mars Express spacecraft on December 19, stops transmitting shortly before its scheduled landing. 2004 – The Cassini orbiter releases Huygens probe which successfully landed on Saturn's moon Titan on January 14, 2005. 2012 – An Antonov An-72 plane crashes close to the city of Shymkent, killing 27 people. 2012 – Air Bagan Flight 011, a Fokker 100, crashes on approach to Heho Airport in Heho, Myanmar, killing two people. 2016 – A Russian Defence Ministry Tupolev Tu-154 carrying members of the Alexandrov Ensemble crashes into the Black Sea shortly after takeoff, killing all 92 people on board. 2019 – Twenty people are killed and thousands are left homeless by Typhoon Phanfone in the Philippines. 2020 – An explosion in Nashville, Tennessee occurs, leaving three civilians in the hospital. 2021 – The James Webb Space Telescope is launched.

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what-do-1000-swords-look-like · 3 years

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A Saileen wedding on March 17th? Yes please

Wow. Two weddings in one month. I’m not sure I can keep upright with all of these amazing and fabulous celebrations going on. I have to be honest, I’m still recovering from Dean and Cas’ wedding on Valentine’s Day.

Rowena challenged me to a drinking contest, saying she could hold her own after 300 years. I thought I had it in the bag. Needless to say, I passed out in the corner after shot #whatever. But not before Charlie and I rocked out to “Walking On Sunshine”, which we made a shy and unsure Cas join us at the end. Dean rolled his eyes and resisted us calling him over but once the song ended and a slow one came on, he ninja’ed Cas away from us for a dance of their own.

I couldn’t stop snickering when Benny went on about his bromance with Dean in Purgatory for Crowley’s benefit after the latter had been going on about his summer fling with Deanmon. “And when I needed blood, Dean dropped everything to come running. Brother, I didn’t even really need to ask. He was just there. The worry on his face, mon cher...I hadn’t seen that level of concern since we were looking for the angel in Purgatory.” Crowley’s expression and Benny’s smug smirk was hilarious.

I briefly remember at one point making out with Adam in the corner with a very furious Michael watching us, there for everything. What a kinky son of a bitch that stuck up angel turned out to be.

Garth and Bess (when not running after the kids) might have asked Claire and Kaia when their wedding was going to be and we couldn’t stop laughing as we watched Claire unable to form words for once. And then Jody and Donna surprised us all by announcing that they were planning their own wedding for Mother’s Day.

Eileen, Jo, and I then may have drunkenly braided Sam’s hair while he was passed out at the table after taking on Rowena (before I did). Kevin may have handed us a can of hair spray and directed said braids, and then drawn a pornstache with a Sharpie on Sam’s face, making us all laugh as we took pictures. We scrambled away pretty quickly once Dean and Cas started to make their way over. (that reminds me, I still have to send Dean the pictures, he said he wants it for “leverage”?)

John tried to crash the wedding at one point but Bobby appeared out of nowhere and shoved him into a locked closet. Before anyone could react or Dean could notice, Bobby was back in his seat, watching the vow exchange along with the rest of us, ignoring any muffled yells coming from the back of the room.

I may or may not have hit on Anael who glared me down until I slunk away, feeling quite rebuffed, thinking I’d try my luck with Anna instead (I have a thing for gorgeous redheads okay? sue me), until I was pushed up against a wall and had a kiss planted right on me, followed by “I like Burberry, lots and lots of Burberry. Are you good with that?” At my shocked nod and stuttered out answer of “You’d look good in blueberry, it’s a nice shade of blue” she let out a ladylike snort and muttered “You’re an idiot” and then kissed me again. Apparently, Burberry is a very expensive fashion line and they make great handbags. I should know. In my drunken haze, I apparently charged about seven of them to my credit card. Bonus though, I have a date for the Saileen wedding and we now have coordinated outfits!

Jo told me that I burst out into sobs when Elvis’ “Can’t Help Falling In Love” came on and Dean and Cas danced to it, with Dean discreetly singing it to Cas as they moved. She said that I rambled on (something about Thursdays), asked Gabriel if he dug Elvis when he hit on me, and overall made quite the scene. I don’t really remember this so I can’t be that embarrassed but apparently Dean and Cas felt so bad seeing how upset I was (while not really understanding why) that they made a special request of the DJ and I danced with both of them, hugging them tight, to Elvis’ “Solider Boy”.

Sam talking with his Sharpie pornstache that no one told him about when he Eileen woke him up so they could leave was freaking hysterical. He didn’t care for the braids though. We may have gone a tad overboard:

Eileen sent a picture like this to me. Sam tried to grab my phone to delete it but Eileen snatched it up before he could and then sent the picture to the group chat so we all have it. Eileen’s my girl.

Watching Jimmy and Amelia be introduced to Kaia by Claire was sweet. They were genuinely happy and supportive, and kept talking about what a nice girl Claire found herself.

Ellen and Ash tried to kick us out of the Roadhouse at one point, upset that we were making such a mess that they would have to clean for events they had booked that week (apparently, rainbow confetti and glitter are a real bitch to clean when mixed in with cake, pie, spilled alcohol, and all the gay everywhere). Dean got really pissed, but before anyone could do or say anything, Jack growled “Not my dads’ wedding day, not my Heaven, and not my roadhouse that I rebuilt with my own two hands!”, went all wrathy, and whooshed those two into the closet with John and soundproofed the door so no one could hear the yells and banging on the wood. Dean smiled at Cas and jumped on the bar, yelling out “Now it’s really an open bar! Who wants refills?” Everyone rushed over and he laughed, helping Cas up next to him and kissing him hard. I don’t think I’ve ever cheered so loudly. My hands hurt for hours afterwards from clapping so hard. (and I may have helped myself to a few refills, like 5 or 6)

Jesse and Cesar showing pictures of their ranch and horses to Dean and Cas was adorable. Which turned funny as hell when Dean started talking about how he rode a horse as a cowboy that one time *insert Cas’ ‘here we go again’ expression here* and then showing Jesse and Cesar pictures of he and Cas in cowboy hats and their family trip to Dodge City.

Balthazar started the train on the dance floor and of course, I was the caboose. I have yet to go to a wedding where I don’t end up the goddamn caboose.

Cutting the wedding pie was very cute. Dean fed Cas tenderly and then Cas, at the last second, smashed the pie into Dean’s face which caused Cas to laugh. Dean’s face softened (I think, it was hard to tell through the pie filling) and when Cas started to lick off the pie, encouraged by the crowd, it led to a very pie-filled kiss initiated by Dean, and then followed by clapping, loud cheers, and whistles from Bobby. Jack and I exchanged looks and then we both made a break for the cake next to the pie. He got the two-bee topper and I promptly smashed cake in his face. A food fight then ensued and everyone got into it. Jack’s laughter and then us teaming up against Alex and Patience (we won) is what I remember most. We may also have snuck over to the closet John, Ellen, and Ash were locked in, opened the door on 3 and blasted them with cake, before closing the door and locking it again. As they yelled, we giggled and ran back to the party.

I think I glanced Benny and Rowena slipping out of the room. Which is interesting because Benny seemed to merely tolerate Rowena when he first met her. And it was even more interesting that Gabriel was slipping away with them.

Apparently, there was a trap door in the floor of that locked closet, that opened up and became an expressway to Hell, sending those inside straight down. Jack couldn’t stop grinning as he told me. I may have giggled and mentioned that we should turn up the heat. He didn’t say anything but laughed and snapped his fingers. I then pulled him onto the dance floor with me when “Locked Out Of Heaven” came on, both of us chuckling nonstop as we danced like idiots.

A very sweet yet polite slow dance happened between Bobby and Mary while they discussed how proud they were of the boys. Jody and Donna appeared next to them and they got in on the conversation, agreeing how happy Dean appeared to be and how silly Sam’s hair looked.

I changed Sam’s contact photo in my phone to his “new” one and keep texting him to call me since I might have a lead on a new case. When I pick up the line, unable to talk or breathe from laughing so hard, Sam gets annoyed and says “You guys suck” and then promptly hangs up. Every time. It’s still funny.

Dean overrode the settings on the group chat and made that same picture Sam’s avatar, chatting out “Sammy, time for a wax, no?” I nearly pissed myself laughing when everyone agreed that he should start with that villainous caterpillar above his lip. Charlie sure has a way with words. I then fell out of my chair guffawing when the words “Sammy has left the chat” appeared soon after.

Drinks were drunk, fun was had, and most of it I don’t remember. I can’t quite party like I used to but that doesn’t mean I’ll ever stop trying. Even if it has taken me almost a full week to recover. Now a wedding on St. Patrick’s Day -- we’re going to take this crazy fun and turn it up about 10 notches. More info on this post about the ceremony but hell yes, I will be there, liver and all. I can’t wait to see what Eileen does with Sam’s hair for this one (that was all her idea btw). ;-)

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