#Christian Horner

[flyingcakeee]

"F1 is being ruined by weird people"

May I introduce you to, once again, the people who work(ed) in F1 and it's feeder series?

Weird camera angles, genuinely almost kissing, pictures with little to no context, Kimi's Lego car with oranges as wheels, questions all around, it all checks out.

#jenson button #doriane pin #michael schumacher #fernando alonso #kimi raikkonen #lewis hamilton #nico rosberg #nico hulkenberg #felipe massa #max verstappen #carlos sainz #lando norris #kimi antonelli #paul aron #mick schumacher #arthur leclerc #sebastian vettel #pierre gasly #yuki tsunoda #esteban ocon #nyck de vries #george russell #christian horner #guenther steiner #alex albon #liam lawson #lance stroll #zhou guanyu #nicholas latifi #f1

[sixdegreesofbali]

When all of the key figures of your team are unhappy and thinking about walking away, it might be time to re-evaluate your own behaviour and role within the team.

That's looking at you, MR. HORNER.

#max verstappen #adrian newey #helmut marko #christian horner #f1 #formula 1

[maxcuntstappen]

Seems like RBR has been attending the Toto Wolff’s Fumbling Bad Bitches school

#May lord help them fr #such bullshit lol #f1 #max verstappen #red bull racing #Adrian newey #toto wolff #christian Horner #fucking hell #text-f

[shitapril]

susie wolff is knee-deep in law and morality, a bit occupied standing up for herself and changing motorsport irrevocably and it's got her man acting up, because tell me why toto wolff is talking about max "inevitably coming to mercedes" and red not being "lewis' colour" like babe you're not an obscure blogger that no one cares about like i am you're a team principal ffs you can't be saying shit like that get it together please

#toto man STAND UP #toto wolff #susie wolff #mercedes #mercedes amg petronas #max verstappen #lewis hamilton #christian horner #f1 #formula 1 #formula one

[misspaddockverse]

One of Us (The Lion King 2) - Red Bull Second Drivers

#Im sorry #but it must be said #in honor of the rumors of newey leaving rbr #omgggg I just love them so much #this angst is so special to me #they must be protected at all costs #f1blr #f1 #formula 1 #daniel ricciardo #formula one #mark webber #max verstappen #alex albon #pierre gasly #sebastian vettel #christian horner #adrian newey #f1 edit

[formuladoll]

put some respect on mother’s words

#tw sa #christian horner #red bull racing #susie wolff

[coco-loco-nut]

Revelations

pairing: Daniel x reader

summary: Daniel casually mentions his wife after 11 YEARS OF THEIR RELATIONSHIP. Danny Ric comeback. 2025 season, he is back on rbr

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Being an engineer for Red Bull was something else. You have been with them since you graduated college, and truthfully you never want to leave, the team is your family, having been with them for 11 years.

You met your husband through your job, both starting at the ripe old age of 23, and despite the potential HR violations, Christian Horner practically set the two of you up on a date after being oblivious about each other’s crushes. Thus began Red Bull’s best kept secret.

“Happy 10 years, Danny,” you kiss your husband, him watching you analyze data. Christian made him promise to never use you as a mole, and the two of you very quickly agreed. Even when he was on Renault and McLaren, work talk was kept quiet. Daniel had a great season last year and was brought back to Red Bull Racing, Christian promoted you to be his race engineer, knowing Daniel would listen to you.

“Happy 10 years, my love,” he hugs you tight. Your children are home in Australia with their grandparents for the weekend.

“Good morning, Ricciardos. Happy wedding anniversary,” Christian greets you, sitting for the pre-race meeting. Christian celebrates your wedding anniversary almost as much as you do, but he is a part of the family. He officiated your wedding at this track 10 years ago today, and he is the godfather of your eldest.

“Good morning, I printed out some data sheets so we can determine strategy. I noticed some unusual tyre degradation, while it could be from the unusually high track temperatures yesterday, it is something we should plan for today,” you start, passing out the papers. Daniel will never not be able to admire you. Sometimes he misses what people say because he stares at you, the exact reason Christian helped get you two together.

“Let’s grab some coffee then go on a track walk,” Daniel holds his hand out to you after the strategy meeting, you happily take it. After your lap around the track, you meet with the other engineers while Daniel warms up and does media. As you are watching the F2 race for valuable data, someone from PR comes over to you.

“Watch this clip,” she says and you oblige.

Daniel, you seem in better spirits than usual, care to share?

I don’t know mate, I am usually a pretty happy person.

Here I was thinking that maybe you finally had a girlfriend

Nah, I don’t think my wife would be happy about that… I wasn’t really supposed to say that. If you are watching, sorry! I’ll make it up to you, love.

Well, I hope there isn’t a couch in your future. Good luck today.

Thanks, but she’s put up with me for 11 years, I doubt there will be a couch in the future.

“Oh, he might have the couch tonight,” you laugh a little, honestly surprised it took 11 years for him to accidentally say something.

“Looking back at all the photos, he is wearing a wedding ring, how did we not see that?” You hear one of the Mercedes drivers say outside the garage.

“You saw the video?” Daniel asks as you playfully glare at him.

“I did. I have a winning strategy for you, so maybe you can move off the couch tonight. Lose and you stay there longer,” you tease. Being his race engineer helps so much because you can subtly say things and no one picks it up, and any interactions between you seem normal.

“Yes, Mrs. Ricciardo,” he smiles and goes to get changed for the race.

Last car in, good luck Daniel

I don’t need luck, I have you guiding my race

Ok, Daniel, whatever you say

The strategy works out well, and planning for the hotter heat was a smart move. Christian hasn’t told you not to race with Max, so you push Daniel for the overtake.

“Come on, honey badger,” you whisper. Daniel has had the better strategy and better pacing, all day so he easily overtakes and keeps the lead through the final five laps.

Okay Daniel, last lap, Verstappen behind, keep the pace.

Does this mean I’m off the couch?

Focus.

Sorry.

And that’s P1, P1 very good, Daniel. Red Bull 1-2. You are officially off of the couch.

LET’S GO! Thank you team! I couldn’t have done it without you guys. Thanks for the brilliant strategy, and for letting me off the couch. Best wife ever.

Mhmm. Happy 10 years. Parc Ferme is clear for you, pull in so the team can celebrate.

Let’s just say that F1 TV streaming your radio broke the internet, and the drivers when they all got out of their cars and into the garages. You followed the team to wear Daniel was parking and the team pushed you to the front. Daniel celebrated there with the team, taking his helmet off and kissing you. The team wolf whistles around you.

“Go to the podium, we will celebrate with you there,” you push him in the direction of where he needs to go. Unknowingly to Daniel, Red Bull chooses you to represent them for the Constructors Trophy.

“Mate, how did you keep that a secret?” Oscar asks Daniel in the debrief room.

“It wasn’t much of a secret. Everyone in Red Bull knows most of the relationship,” Max says and Daniel nods along.

“Honestly, I don’t know how people didn’t know,” Daniel laughs. The FIA tells them to start heading out to the Podium and Daniel searches the crowd for you when he steps out, but can’t find you. He’s shocked but extremely delighted when you step out and stand beside Oscar for the Constructors trophy. The mischievous glint in his eye is a loud warning that you will be sprayed with champagne. You happily stand through the national anthems, clap when Daniel is handed the trophy, and beam with joy as you are handed the second trophy. Soon enough you are presented with champagne and the go ahead to spray it is given.

“Max!” you squeal and hide behind him as you both spray Daniel.

“Quit hiding my wife!” Daniel laughs and in a split second, your cover is gone as Max moves to spray Oscar. You and Daniel both pour the champagne in each other’s mouth.

“Ew, that’s almost as bad as if you guys were to kiss,” Max laughs. Daniel gives you a devilish smile, pulling you close to him and capturing you lips with his.

“The kids are going to be so grossed out,” you laugh and Oscar looks almost horrified.

“THE KIDS?!”

#f1 imagines #f1 x reader #f1 imagine #daniel ricciardo #daniel ricciardo x reader #daniel ricciardo imagine #daniel ricciardo imagines #oscar piastri #max verstappen #christian horner

[umflowers]

if it hasn't occurred to you yet, every victim in that paddock just realized it won't do them any good to come forward. every victim was watching this, waiting to feel empowered to step forward as well or retreat further into the shadows and suffering alone, and they just got their answer. and every man in that godforsaken sexist cesspool of a paddock that's ever wanted to get handsy or make crude comments or worse just got the green light that nothing will happen if they do. shit like this never just impacts the victim of this specific instance.

#f1 #formula 1 #christian horner

[ef-1]

In honour of the last race of the season, here are some respectful moments from 2023 🩷

#i havent edited in a while and i made myself giggle bc there were so many catty and cute moments this year. so i didnt end up editing much #take this in the spirit it was intended AS A JOKE. idk how it could offend anyone but just in case #f1 #daniel ricciardo #lewis hamilton #charles leclerc #george russell #max verstappen #carlos sainz #abu dhabi gp 2023 #toto wolff #Christian horner #formula 1 #lando norris

[itsillyakuryakin]

I saw this meme format and I had to do it.

#memes #mine #f1 memes #formula 1 #simi #makkinen #brocedes #carlando #lestappen #sebastian vettel #kimi raikkonen #lewis hamilton #nico rosberg #carlos sainz jr #lando norris #charles leclerc #max verstappen #toto wolff #christian horner #michael schumacher #mika hakkinen #classic f1 #tumblr

[natailiatulls07]

A Redbull girl

2023 formula one grid & female!driver!reader (mainly redbull)

Summary - Summer break is over and the redbull family is back together

Warning - None, Y/n gets drunk?

Part 2

Reader drives for Redbull

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yourusername

One last summer dump before we return to the tracks

Liked pierregasly and 38,976 others

username I want to be her.

username The way that everything she does is perfect 🤭

f1 Can't wait to see you again!!

maxverstappen1 Why? just why?

= yourusername Because I can 😌

username She is going to smash everyone out for the first place position I just know it, mark my words.

= username Thats redbull for you, brings out the best drivers!

f1gossip

Spotted: Y/n L/n, one of redbull's drivers, has arrived in Zandvoort, Netherlands only two days before the official race weekend

Liked by username and 4,786 others

username I am so excited to see more redbull Y/n content!

username Even when she hasn't done any makeup or her hair is a mess, she still looks fucking amazing!!

username I love her so much

maxverstappen1

Went out clubbing before the race weekend, it's safe to say that Y/n got the most drunk lol

Liked by charles_leclerc and 45,378 others

username The budlight box 💀

yourusername I am definitely feeling the consequences

= landonorris You thought fernando was tom cruise 😅

= username TOM CRUISE 🤣

carlossainz55 It was a great night though

= estebanocon You can say that again!!

yourusername posted a story

redbullracing

Summer break done and our favourites are back!!

Liked by christianhorner and 35,826 others

username So excited! They are my favourite trio!!

username She's Barbie and they're just ken

username Oh how I miss these guys ☺️

danielricciardo We're back baby

= yourusername Watch out everyone this season will be our season!!

= maxverstappen1 Always is!

yourusername

One and two for Redbull once again,

Liked by maxverstappen1 and 53,982 others

username Congrates babes!

gerihalliwellhorner Totally deserves it girl, looking forward to the bbq 😘

= yourusername Thank you Mother Spice, can't wait to see you 😆

christianhorner A job well done 👏🏻

username I love the whole redbull family dynamic!

christianhorner

Had the Redbull family over for a bbq, loved using my new grill 🥩

Liked by yourusername and 32,754 others

yourusername Thank you so much, loved our gossip session Mother Spice 💅

= gerihalliwayhorner Ofc we need to do it more often!

danielricciardo Thank you Horner family, thank you for making sure Y/n didn't get flat out drunk again lol

username The Horner/Redbull family is thriving!!

maxverstappen1 Thank you! Can't wait for the next!

#formula one #formula one x reader #max verstappen #daniel ricciardo #redbull racing #red bull f1 #red bull racing #f1 x reader #f1 fanfic #fake instagram #christian horner #geri halliwell #drive to survive #charles leclerc #lando norris #carlos sainz #max verstappen x reader #toto wolff #fanfic #formula one x y/n #formula 1 #formula racing

[countingstars-17]

geri getting max to look at her camera is so sweet

#a second family #max verstappen #f1 #formula 1 #gifs #us gp 2023 #geri halliwell #christian horner

[slutforpringles]

The WSJ leaking the identity of Christian Horner's victim/accuser is a disgusting, gross and dangerous invasion of privacy, and every single twitter/social media account amplifying these claims should be ashamed. Less than an hour online and already the online weirdo brigade are stalking Red Bull female employee's linkedin pages, posting private information all over social media and doxxing them.

I hope those women manage to get their private info offline asap, and am incredibly sorry for the extremely misogynistic crap that they are about to face. Also hope whoever is responsible for leaking the victim's identity is held to account, even tabloids managed to keep her safer.

#formula 1 #f1 #christian horner #red bull racing

[shitapril]

"does toto just talk about max to avoid talking about his car and his team perfomance ?" toto is in the bargaining stage of grief christian leave him alone

#i hate christian horner but he kinda ate with that one #toto man im begging you stand tf UP #toto wolff #christian horner #max verstappen #mercedes amg petronas #mercedes #red bull racing #f1 #formula 1 #formula one

[blorbocedes]

a compilation of max interrupting christian's interviews to get his post race hug -- and the one time christian does the same 🥰

#made this for normal reasons #a golden boy needs his cuddles #christian will always pause an interview to go hug max 🥹 affection on demand... #max verstappen #christian horner

[seb-boo]

[x]

#suuuuuuuuure #ear touch #stuttering #cheeky smile #(liar!) #sebastian vettel #2012 #rbr!seb #italy12 #f1edit #tw: #christian horner #(for video) #boo!gif