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cyllenity · 1 year
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WHO LET THEM COOK,⁉️
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questioningespecialy · 9 months
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casually explaining Sword Art Online
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SAO? What was it about?
Long story short, some VR gamers dive into a new MMO day-one, right? Rookie mistake. The creator takes them hostage and forces them all to play his game to completion or be trapped forever. And anybody who's headset gets forcefully removed gets a killer shock to the brain. So no choice, right? It's game on, right? Well~ tons of mofos die tryin'a beat the game and the rest just make peace with their new lives in it. That's wholesome atleast, right? ...kinda? Whatevs. Eventually they get enough of their shit together to stand a solid chance of making it to the top of the tower or what-de-fuck-ever. Wait a sec... I'm explainin' side plots here.
Ahem... so our homebrew badass (OC, don't copy) is one of a few beta testers (and somehow the only one in sight). He's a legend. He's amazing. So capable. And so mysterious. Everyone calls him "the Black Knight" and he's so cool. Mofo 1v1's bosses from time to time like a boss. Mofo has a harem goin' on like a clueless floss. Mofo even loses his virginity in the game with his tsundere waifu. Wait, where am I going with this? He helps the plebs advance up the tower (after getting talked into joining the one guild that's making progress), makes a bunch of friends along the way, and only almost dies twice (atleast). And that's just season 1! It's the best!
pfft
In all seriousness, just watch Something Witty Entertainment‘s SAO Abridged instead. Your development will benefit greatly.
To be real, I still enjoyed dahell outta SAO. It’s a matter of accepting the bs (and junk). Like that one person who’s very flawed (and problematic), but you enjoy their company anyway because they’re [insert all the boxes that sell].
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forgottenbones · 10 months
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Casually Explained jebaits/destroys Hasanabi (Legendary Moment)
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lilislegacy · 8 days
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i feel like we don’t talk about this scene from the titan’s curse enough, because i think about this a lot. like… a lot. the way he was just like ‘oh i can move faster than bullets, that’s cool’, and then immediately moved on and never thought about it again?? i mean, i knew he could SWIM at mach 5, which is…. hypersonic speed, and equivalent to 3836 miles per hour. and i know all demigods are naturally a bit faster than humans. but like… he can move faster than bullets?
i guess i just wasn’t expecting perseus to go all spider-man on me, that’s all
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inkskinned · 2 years
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i. about 2 weeks ago, i was told there's a good chance that in 5 or so years, i'll need a wheelchair.
ii. okay. i loved harry potter as a kid. i have a hypothesis about this to be honest - why people still kind of like it. it's that she got very lucky. she managed to make a cross-generational hit. it was something shared for both parents and kids. it was right at the start of a huge cultural shift from pre to post-internet. i genuinely think many people were just seeking community; not her writing. it was a nice shorthand to create connection. which is a long way of saying - she didn't build this legacy, we built it for her. she got lucky, just once. that's all.
iii. to be real with you, i still struggle with identifying as someone with a disability, which is wild, especially given the ways my life has changed. i always come up against internalized ableism and shame - convinced even right now that i'm faking it for attention. i passed out in a grocery store recently. i hit my head on the shelves while i went down.
iv. he raises his eyebrows while he sends me a look. her most recent new book has POTS featured in it. okay, i say. i already don't like where this is going. we both take another bite of ramen. it is a trait of the villain, he says. we both roll our eyes about it.
v. so one of the things about being nonbinary but previously super into harry potter is that i super hate jk rowling. but it is also not good for my mental health to regret any form of joy i engaged with as a kid. i can't punish my young self for being so into the books - it was a passion, and it was how i made most of my friends. everyone knew about it. i felt like everyone had my same joy, my same fixation. as a "weird kid", this sense of belonging resonated with me so loudly that i would have done anything to protect it.
vi. as a present, my parents once took me out of school to go see the second movie. it is an incredibly precious memory: my mom straight-up lying about a dentist appointment. us snickering and sneaking into the weekday matinee. within seven years of this experience, the internet would be a necessity to get my homework finished. the world had permanently changed. harry potter was a relic, a way any of us could hold onto something of the analog.
vii. by sheer luck, the year that i started figuring out the whole gender fluid thing was also the first year people started to point out that she might have some internalized biases. i remember tumblr before that; how often her name was treated as godhood. how harry potter was kind of a word synonymous for "nerdy but cool." i would walk out of that year tasting he/him and they/them; she would walk out snarling and snapping about it.
viii. when i teach older kids creative writing, i usually tell them - so, she did change the face of young adult fiction, there's no denying that. she had a lot more opportunities than many of us will - there were more publishing houses, less push for "virally" popular content creators. but beyond reading another book, we need to write more books. we need to uplift the voices of those who remain unrepresented. we need to push for an exposure to the bigotry baked into the publishing system. and i promise you: you can write better than she ever did. nothing she did was what was magical - it was the way that the community responded to it.
ix. i get home from ramen. three other people have screenshotted the POTS thing and sent it to me. can you fucking believe we're still hearing this shit from her when it's almost twenty-fucking-twenty-three. the villain is notably also popular on tumblr. i just think that's funny. this woman is a billionaire and she's mad that she can't control the opinions of some people on a dying blue site that makes no money. lady, and i mean this - get a fucking life.
x. i am sorry to the kid i was. maybe the kid you were too. none of us deserved to see something like this ruined. that thing used to be precious to me. and now - all those good times; measured into dust.
/// 9.6.2022 // FUCKING AGAIN, JK? Are you fucking kidding me?
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smolmoss · 1 year
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some autistic lil cats /hj hehe :]
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eliduck · 5 months
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wormy wyrms 🪱
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literallyjusttoa · 4 months
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I am a “Meg and Apollo’s master/servant bond evolved into something a lot like an empathy link post their dip into Chaos in TDP” truther and I will be till the day I die.
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sleepsucks · 1 year
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csuitebitches · 11 months
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Dress Codes Explained
I feel like I’ve created enough templates for your mind development, routines, habits, etc. I’m getting bored with putting out the same content in a different manner so now I’m going to start switching up my content. I’m going to focus more on how one can carry themselves, socialise, etc etc.
My first article under this segment “Cultural Education” here will be about dress codes. You will find this segment on my pinned post.
Culturally, dress codes differ from one another. The western world is generally more tolerant towards showing of skin, for instance; but if you were to attend formal events in Asia and the Middle East, I’d highly, highly recommend you opt for a more modest look.
This is a very brief breakdown on what a woman can wear and when.
Images are for examples only.
1. Casual
Meaning: low-key, but not like you just woke up.
* Sundress
* Long/ midi skirt
* Tailored pants or nice jeans (not ripped, distressed, acid wash- plain and simple)
* Tailored shorts
* Plain T-shirt (no graphics), polo t-shirt, turtleneck
* Button-down shirt
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2. Dressy
Meaning: no jeans, generally use of lighter colours
* Skirt (not bum short)
* Tailored trousers
* Dress
* Co ord sets
* Jumpsuits
* Sundresses
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3. Semi formal
Meaning: dressier than your corporate office job, but more casual than a formal gown.
* LBD (but not too little)
* Maxi skirt
* Cocktail dress
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4. Business
Meaning: what a typical office senior person would wear.
* Suit
* Dress (modest; at least knee length; not too short)
* Dress with a jacket
* Blazer and a skirt
* Stockings (optional in summer)
* 3-4 inch heels / loafers / flats
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5. Business casual
Meaning: what one would typically wear everyday to a corporate job that does NOT abide by Gen Z clothing (meaning slightly more conservative)
* Skirt, khakis, or pants
* Open-collar shirt, knit shirt or sweater (no spaghetti straps or décolleté)
* Dress (again, modest)
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6. Black tie
Meaning: formal evening events, generally after 6 pm.
* Formal (floor length) evening gown (avoid slits, too tight dresses)
* Dressy cocktail dress
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captainhysunstuff · 3 months
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OH MY GOD. I went absolutely hysterical when I was watching Hazbin Hotel and found out that JEREMY JORDAN was playing Lucifer Morningstar! Death Note Musical-nerded all over the place. If my roommate wasn’t also present, I would’ve gotten up and paced the room raving in overjoyed disbelief. I mean… HOLY HELL.
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specialbluehens · 1 year
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i think it would be very silly, a little hee hee funny, if shane ended up put in an older sibling role (without trying) to the younger bachelors/bachelorettes
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mari-lair · 6 days
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When the two are lover boys with opposite moral compasses
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lucy-moderatz · 1 year
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lazy-toad · 2 months
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Chance and Shadow WOE.BEGONE save me.....
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knight-princess · 4 months
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Okay but I really need to see more medieval fantasy sapphics dancing together. Seeing Kit and Jade dancing together and looking at each other like they do awakened something in me
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