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qhiq · 2 months
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i was planning some art project and just realized what this was reminding me of....
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sighonaraa · 7 months
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Sid please can we have some football babies?? 🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹
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absolutely always!!!!
Roy’s not sure what, exactly, he’s meant to be looking at here. He does know that there are six pairs of owl-round eyes blinking up at him, and they all want him to say something. “What the fuck,” he finally manages, “is that.” The six pairs of owl-round eyes blink again in tandem. “Her name’s Annabel,” says Colin. “No,” says Moe. “Her name’s Polly Anne Pennywise and we gotta perform an exorcism on her right away.” The doll—Roy refuses on principle to use the name ‘Polly Anne Pennywise’—stares up at him, all bead-black eyes and dirty, ratty red hair tangled in two braids. He glares at her and pretends that he’s not. “You’re not performing an exorcism on a doll, you muppet.” “You can’t stop me,” says Moe, matter-of-factly. “Me and Sam wanna do teacups with her,” says Jamie. “Can we do teacups with her?” “No,” says Moe, likely for reasons pertaining to his planned exorcism. “No,” says Roy, for reasons pertaining to not really wanting any of his fuck-muppets anywhere near that fucking haunted clown, much less his fuck-muppet baby brother.
in which moe discovers a potentially haunted doll in the park, schemes an exorcism, prevents sam and jamie from fulfilling their dreams of a princess teacup party, and gives roy a stress ulcer.
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@andypasta bitch you can't say this to me 3:
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pawbeanies · 1 month
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mm, attaching a leash to your harness (because you gotta be really careful of your little dog's neck) and pulling you along while we go on a walk. turning you loose when we get to the puppy party so you can go to make friends. watching from the sidelines and just observing the environment. when i hear your yipping, i go to investigate and find you trying to escape some bigger dogs that are just too much for my baby. kneeling to cup your face and soothe your nerves bc oh, you poor sweet thing. you couldn't handle it? you bit off more than you can chew going into the big dog area, didn't you? don't worry, my darling angel, I've got you. but i do notice how upset you are that you couldn't take the large puppies, so i tell you that when we get home, ill start your training to get you used to increasingly larger sizes and knots so that when we come back to the next puppy party, you'll be ready. you wanna be the best boy on the floor, don't you? never fear, I'll get you there <3
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whiiines ugh YOU.!!!! whining. whining curse you and your asks (my brain is now mush forever)... i cant even call you mean for this one can i. i can. i am. mean ....
actually brain melting so. so so much at the pet names in this one youuu. very cruel . using my weaknesses. like the my baby .... sweet thing ... darling angel ... ughh im biting you biting you biting yyyouuu ... the poor sweet thing really got me im crumbling to dust
but also ghg this is a really good one i feel like i say that about all of your asks but its TRUE ... fjskf you would probably have to nudge me a bit to get me to go because if not i would just cling to your side the whole time by the sidelines but. wawawa. finally feeling brave enough to play with the other puppies only to get pinned downnn. more than a little embarrassed when you come by to rescue me like !!! i was fine!! i could handle it !!! it's okay (i could not handle it and the help is very appreciated......... clinging onto you all thankful)
but. whining ?!? of course i wanna be the best boy on the floor ..... wanna be the best and play with the other puppies and get praised a lot for it and be good for you and make you proud... yeah.... dizzy at the concept of training h. mean. concepts that will be stick in my head for the foreseeable future youre so .!! mean (thank you thank you thankyouthanky
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tuxedkitt · 11 months
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DONT TELL ME MYHOUSE.WAD IS GETTING ME OUT OF ART BLOCK
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hanthecannibal · 1 year
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okay i've been listening to the record all week now and julien KILLED her songs, easily my favorite of the bunch
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gazelessmenagerie · 1 year
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Big man broccoli can only handle ONE Kaka carrot man? What about getting spitroasted by two? ;3c
Bully Broly Hours
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Count your stars he’s not awake.
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ayoedebiris · 2 years
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me hearing gone after putting it on the playlist myself:
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arklay · 2 years
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8, 18, 20, 33 and 45 for diana and wesker, my beloveds <33
8. what do they like best about their partner?
there's a lot of mutual respect and admiration between these two. and i mean a lot. so this is really hard for me to pick just one thing about each lmao send help. but i think what diana likes the most about him is once he sets his sights on something he wants, he puts everything into it and will stop at almost nothing to get it. and yes, this can be dangerous at times and very obsessive, it could have easily driven their marriage apart on multiple occasions when it came to his work, but it didn't. she just loves his dedication to whatever has captured his attention at the time, whether that's a new project or business opportunity, or something a little smaller, like making her laugh when she's had a particularly bad day
he's obsessed with literally everything about her so hold on. i think his favourite thing about diana is that she's so unapologetically herself at all times, and she doesn't let anyone try to put her down for it or make her feel small. she's a bit strange and unsettling, but she doesn't change herself for other people or let them put her in a box. he adores how she carries herself, even if that infuriated him at first because they did butt heads, being so similar in that sense, and she didn't allow him to intimidate her and talked back to him when others wouldn't dare. she holds herself in such high regard and isn't afraid to put him, of all people, in his place, and he finds that so admirable. he also just loves when she will have these moments of rambling about what she's passionate about
18. what are their dates like? how long do/did they date? do they ever feel the need to take a break from each other?
dates for them aren't really a frequent thing because of how busy and preoccupied they both are with their work, so majority of the time it's date nights at home, or when they lived apart early on it was going over to each other's places for dinner. but with that being said, before getting closer it was your typical expensive restaurant dates after a few strange 'would you consider these dates?' there are occasionally some very like personal dates relating to their interests though, like the time he took diana to the zoo in raccoon city where he had his oh moment, and that became a really special place for her when they lived there, or when they've gone to art galleries and museums together. but for the most part, dates are typically just something nice at home and sometimes cooking together (which almost always ends in one of them telling the other to get out of the kitchen cause they're getting on their nerves)
omg a chance to talk about their timeline... their first 'what could kind of be considered a date' was a little over three months after they met, which wasn't planned at all but they ended up just spending a couple of hours together and it was really nice... then for around four months until they first slept together, it was just little dates every now and again when they weren't randomly bumping into each other around the city or at her workplace. after that, they're "together" for a year and a bit before he proposes, but they never put a label on their relationship until then, and the dates remained the same until they moved in together a bit before they ever said they loved one another, which took a long time
they both like their space, but don't really feel like they need breaks from one another because their work keeps them so busy, and sometimes they're on trips apart for weeks on end, so going home and spending time together is cherished. the only timeframe where breaks were needed was after they first moved in together, because they go from seeing each other like once every other week to sleeping in the same bed every night. and it's him who needs space because he's not used to sharing his home with someone, and especially while he's dealing with his feelings for her, so it's all very new for them both and at times he feels a bit smothered. but lmao his "breaks" are just sleeping in the guest room and working longer shifts for a few days. diana was so confused with that cause she was like shouldn't i be the one staying in the guest room? but he considered his room theirs now, and it would feel wrong if he slept there without her... OH there was one time they took an actual break :) and it was diana who needed to be away from him. longest um... month. of his life :)
20. what does their home look like? their room?
so they've moved homes (and actually lived in facilities on two occasions) every few years because of their work, so i'm not exactly sure what their houses would look like – besides in raccoon city where she moved into his house in the expensive suburbs – but for the most part all of their interiors have followed the same style. i don't know how to explain the vibes in my brain because it's all over the place, but i think very monochromatic and like dark wood floorings, bookshelves and the desks in their home offices, and of course, black leather couches, but still a lot of white? i don't know, i feel like a mix between modern and traditional? but shifts to more modern over the years. there's no personal pictures in frames in the main rooms, replaced by a painting here and there, but you can imagine their degrees and honours are all on display. everything about their house just seems very clean, because it definitely is, they always keep things neat and well-kept, but it doesn't feel clinical as such. also of course you will see expensive appliances and electronics around
their bedroom on the other hand has more personality. to keep it cohesive, there is still the dark wood that's almost black with the furniture, and the bedding is definitely white, but there are some accents of light blue because of diana, like the little throw over the corner of their bed for example, or her silk pillowcase, you know how she is. their wedding photos are also there, either up on the wall above their bed, or in little frames on the nightstands and dresser. i doubt they like much clutter though, so things are always in drawers or the bathroom (which is still very minimalistic). their home offices also show some more life in them too, with their bookshelves being full of their interests and whatnot and a bit more clutter with their folders and journals around. oh and there would also be little figures and sculptures about their house too
33. what kind of presents do they get each other? do they only do it on special occasions?
gifts aren't really a big thing for diana because i think growing up she was often given so much that physical things kind of lost their meaning. at least for a while. so i think she would have trouble buying him gifts for anything other than on special occasions, and it's almost always a new watch because she knows how much he likes them, or some ridiculously expensive cologne. he's pretty similar, but these special occasions are more often, considering he remembers the dates of every single one of their little firsts, but it's also mainly jewellery – pearls for the most part as either nice earrings or a necklace to frame that elegant neck he adores so much – or even if he saw some heels or a dress he knew she'd really like then he'd buy them for her. also little snake charms are another thing
45. any special dreams or goals they have as a couple? any heartbreaks? regrets?
well there is the whole becoming immortal and being gods together... but i think it's mainly just having their own agency, even if their roles are more pulling the strings behind the scenes, but being on top of the food chain in a sense at each other's sides. it's all about the power... everything they do is still connected to each other and their relationship in a way, they share a lot of similar goals, so they are almost always working on something together even if their methods to get there are different. but i think a goal for them both is to just remain in love, to keep that alive and full of passion for as long as possible, and becoming immortal would definitely help that, but it still takes a lot of work from them both
for the majority of their marriage, any small disagreement they had was resolved quickly and they moved on, it was mainly just because of high stress, but the three years before his death were almost painful in all honesty. they got irritated with each other more than they ever had, bickering more often, and it started to pull them apart. and yes, the uroboros project was the culprit. this became a regret for him because he let himself be ruled by someone else's beliefs and in turn ended up pushing diana away because she didn't necessarily agree with what he wanted to do with it. she was of the mind that they'd find something to permanently stabilise the virus in him and they would both be immortal, but he leaned towards this idea of a new world, which she couldn't care less for. so while they didn't stop being affectionate with each other, it did lose some of its passion, and they didn't really confide in each other much anymore (which led to the bottling up emotions and outbursts obviously)
there was one fight where diana actually had to step away and went and stayed with his sister because even though the accusation she made was unfounded, the way he yelled at her for it hurt. she realised how ridiculous it was for her to think that way and understood why he'd blow up at her for it (because it went completely against what he'd ever done and said to her), but she needed time to herself because she thought with them working on the same thing all the time and never having time apart, it was just making them both paranoid. also other heartbreaks... well, we all know how his death affected her and how she worked so hard to bring him back, so that is the main big one. but there was also finding out about his upbringing and she was there for him with that, even if he started to question every little thing he did for a bit, which was so unlike him. there was finding out about what happened to his sister also and finding out another little thing, but in terms of things they've ever done to each other to cause heartbreak, there's not much honestly
send me a ship and a number and i'll tell you!
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chososdiscordkitten · 3 months
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How jjk men peel your oranges!
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Choso, Toji, Sukuna, Nanami, Geto, Gojo nd Hiromi
tw: None! one link in hiromi's lol
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Choso Kamo
He would peel it for you without hesitation or question. Say you were watching a movie with him on the couch, seeing the main character munch on some delicious looking orange slices. Mouth watering by just looking at them.
All you had to mumble was a quiet, “God, I wish I had an orange right now.” to yourself as he tried to remember if there were any oranges in the kitchen before he stood up. Placing a napkin on the coffee table as he peeled it, trying his best to not make a mess. Plucking a slice from it and handing it to you, “Thank youu-” you hummed, earning a small ‘mhm’ from him.
Leaning your head on his shoulder before he continued to peel off the rest of it. When he finished peeling it, he'd try to pluck the little white bits off of it too. Just to make sure you had the best parts.
Not even asking if you wanted him to bring you one, or asking if you wanted him to peel it. He just did it for you. Choso, my beautiful, 'I show my love in acts of service' bf
Toji Zenin
Hesitatingly he would. Having lunch with him between his jobs, you were talking about something that had happened earlier that day.
Peeling the orange in your own hands, really just taking small pieces off one by one. His eyes kept flashing down to your hands, getting more and more irked by how poorly you were peeling it.
“And I told him-” you were interrupted, he took the sadly peeled orange from your hands with small grumbles.
“Just makin’ a mess-” he huffed, peeling it carefully in his calloused hands as you watched with furrowed eyebrows. He peeled it in the way to form a spiral, trying to avoid the places you had already peeled.
You tried to tell him it was fine- that you could do it. “The things I do for you.” he mumbled in a stern tone, almost cursing himself for what he was doing.
When the orange was bare, he parted the slices for you, placing them on the napkin you had laid out that did a poor job at containing the mess you were making. Taking one for himself to reward his efforts. 
Sukuna
No. “You're more than capable of peeling it yourself. You're not special.”
Kento Nanami
Would peel it flawlessly, no white parts left on it. You were sitting on his living room couch trying to finish a proposal for your job, legs taking up most of the couch, rubbing your forehead in frustration.
Nanami saw how upset you looked, and thought of a way to make you feel even a little better. Standing in the kitchen as he peeled two oranges for you, humming a small tune as he gathered all the rinds before tossing them in the trash.
Placing the perfect film-like slices into a small bowl and pouring a glass of water before walking back to the couch.
“Here.” he hummed, leaning down and pressing a kiss to the top of your head. His heart clenched when you looked at him with tired eyes.
“Awe, thank you Kento-” you cooed, taking the bowl in your hands. Seeing him place the glass of water on the coffee table before lifting your legs from the couch, sitting down and placing them back on his lap.
One hand rubbing your shin lovingly as he picked up the book on the side table, prying it open before reading. 
Suguru Geto
Would ask you if you wanted him to peel it for you. Eating lunch with him, “I brought you something-” he smiled, his tone warm. Hearing a curious hum come from you, “Remember you told me you hadn't had an orange in a while?” before presenting the fruit to you.
A small gasp left you, smiling before reaching to take it. “Thank you Sugu-” you started, seeing him pull his hand back.
“You don't want me to peel it for you?” he asked, tone serious as though that was the only reason he brought it to you.
“If you want to-” you started, seeing him scoff before taking the small knife on the table and starting to peel it slowly. “So fancy.” you commented, seeing him focus on not tearing the spiral forming from the rind.
“I hate getting the rind under my nails.” he mumbled, focusing on the small fruit in his hands.
“And that's why I haven't eaten one in so long.” you laughed. He tried his best to cut off only the rind- but a few pieces of the orange ended up being taken off. He split it in half before handing you the bigger slices. 
Satoru Gojo
Would peel it in a way that made you regret even bringing up oranges. Walking around the school's campus, hearing him talk about how much potential his students had.
Seeing you fiddle with the small orange in your hands, “You gonna eat that or?” he smiled, pulling you out of your own thoughts. You furrowed your eyebrows looking at him, before you realized what he was talking about.
“Oh- I was waiting till I found a napkin. Don't wanna make a mess.” you hummed, his face lit up. Taking it from your hands and smiling/
“This is one of my best tricks-” he giggled, holding the orange between his palms.
“You should let other people tell you they're the best.” you joked, seeing him clap his palms together. Face falling when you realized he warped your orange.
You didn't speak to him till he presented you with a perfectly peeled one, “It doesn't even have the white stuff on it!” he defended, trying to convince you to forgive him.
Pouting as he watched you eat it. “I can’t even have one slice?” he whined, seeing you purposefully make the orange look like it was the most delicious thing you've ever eaten.
“You don't even deserve the rind.” You hummed, seeing him slump in his seat.
Hiromi Higuruma
Would peel it, but in an inconvenient way. Would be having breakfast with you, seeing an unsliced orange next to your plate. Taking it in his hands and looking at you with a stoic face.
“When I was a kid-” he started, peeling the orange tactfully. Watching his hands as you blinked at him. All ears, thinking this was going to be some kind of serious talk.
“I could never figure out how to peel an orange properly.” he scoffed, trying to hold in a hearty laugh. Seeing your eyebrows furrowed almost asking where this was going. “And one day, my father-” he smiled, looking at you with soft eyes.
“-taught me how to peel one, but he said I could only peel them this way for one person.” his fingers ripping the rind and placing the small bits on his plate. He furrowed his eyebrows, looking at the small peel in his hands.
“I didn't understand why-” placing the peeled orange on your plate, “Till he told me that the way into a person's heart- is through laughter.” he finished, looking at you with a strained expression trying not to let out a laugh.
There on your plate, a little orange man staring at you. You gave him a defeated laugh you tried to hold in. In the end he only made a mess, and made the orange warm from how much he molded it in his hands. But the gesture was sweet.
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I had so much fun writing this lol. sum short nd sweet. I keep seeing this topic all over twt so here's my two cents.
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hysteria-things · 3 months
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helloo could you write something about chris thats related to valentines? 🤭
thank youu
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VALENTINE
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𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠: dom!chris x reader
𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: it’s rare when you buy a new lingerie set. because it’s the day of love, you wear it for chris as a present. let’s just say, you’re not going to be able to walk for days.
𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: PURE FILTH, swearing, oral (female receiving), p in v, overstimulation, praising/degrading (?), spanking, hair pulling, dumbification, breeding, stomach bulge, unprotected sex (don’t!), ROUGH ASF
SAFE WORD IS MENTIONED BUT NOT USED!
𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭: 1,152
𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫'𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞: lap looks INSANELY sittable😇
happy valentine’s day you guys are my valentine’s🫶
combined these! for anon and @imwetforyourmom :)
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valentine’s day was just another day for you and chris. it’s not that you don’t like it, it’s just too cliché. you guys did however get each other chocolates and cute cards.
your boyfriend is currently filming with his brothers and matt’s going to drop him off when they’re done.
you grin at yourself in the mirror on your bedroom wall, twirling around to check yourself out. a last-minute decision was made when you went to the mall with your friends last weekend, and they ushered you to get a new lingerie set.
it’s pink to match today’s theme. it’s a two-piece and leaves little to the imagination, some lacey flowers embroidered on it.
there’s a knock on the door and you swiftly make your way downstairs to open it. chris’s eyes bulge out of his head when he scans your body, pushing you inside and closing the door behind him so nobody sees you.
you smile nonchalantly, wrapping your arms around his neck. your lips hover over his. “happy valentine’s day.” you whisper, closing the tiny gap between you guys.
he grunts, pulling away and picking you up over his shoulder. you giggle when he smacks your ass softly.
chris plops you down on the bed, immediately tearing your panties off. he hums at the sight in front of him, which is your already-soaked core. he quickly starts taking off his clothes, so badly wanting to be inside you.
but not just yet.
he kneels at the foot of the bed, gripping your legs and pulling you closer to him. you feel his breath on your folds. he kisses the insides of your thighs — which are wet from your arousal. he avoids where you want to be touched most.
growing impatient, you grab his head and push it onto you. he chuckles, digging in as deep as he can with his tongue.
he props your legs up on his shoulders and you grip onto his hair. you arch your back, your mouth hanging open with no sounds coming out. he groans into your clit, causing a vibration to run through your body.
“please go faster,” you whine, squirming like a storm beneath him.
your body jerks when he starts sucking on just the right spot, the warm sensation building up inside.
a spew of curses leaves your lips. without knowing, you start to grind your hips on his face to get to your high.
chris pulls away, licking the remains of your orgasm off of his face. he stands, and you look at him through your lashes.
his dick twitches as he wraps his hand around it, pumping himself to get fully hard. he moans, throwing his head back. you watch intently, squeezing your thighs together. “turn around.” he demands.
you obey, flipping to your stomach. your back is arched so your ass is in the air. you wiggle it to tease him. he squeezes before slapping it, making you moan softly.
he smirks. “you like that?”
you nod, and he repeats his actions. he rubs where he hit you, his tip starting to slide into you. he watches himself fill you in awe before rutting his hips repeatedly into you.
“god, yes!” you moan out loudly, but it’s muffled from the pillow below you. eyes rolling to the back of your head, you grip the sheets tightly next to your face. drool leaves from your open mouth and falls to the sheets.
chris is grunting from behind you, taking in how he looks inside you and how beautiful your sounds are. “you’re clenching, ma. you want to cum on my cock that’s stuffing you full?”
you whimper loudly. “yes please, chris! you feel so fucking good. so, so good.”
the tip starts kissing your g-spot, and you moan each time it hits it. he bites his lip as he watches your liquid flow out of you.
chris, however, doesn’t stop. at best, he starts going at an ungodly pace. “w-wait.” you reach behind you to try and grab him, but instead he takes your hands and pins them to your back.
this makes your back arch even more, his dick hitting a spot so deep inside of you that it feels like it’s in your throat. you squeal from pleasure, and chris makes a makeshift ponytail out of your hair to lift your head out from the pillows.
your eyes are glassy with tears, the drool still remaining messily on your lips and chin. the hold on you makes you bounce back with each thrust, and that feeling makes his thrusts sloppy.
he inhales deeply. “should just pump you full of cum while we’re at it. want to fill you up real good.”
his balls slap against your skin, tears starting to trickle down your face when you feel the rebuild of your orgasm already.
he pulls back your head more harshly, shooting ropes of cum into your pussy that has a mixture of your release as well.
the sound of his voice is fogged in your head as he turns you onto your back and starts to rail into you once again. he laughs. “too busy getting fucked stupid on my cock you can’t even comprehend what i’m saying.”
your bottom lip quivers when you try to find words, but you can’t. all you can think about is how his dick is repeatedly rutting into you.
“chri-is!” you manage. “n-no more. it’s too much.”
“say the word and i’ll stop, baby; but we both know you don’t want to.”
you whine, clawing at his back in desperation to grip onto something. feeling him sliding against your walls almost puts you over the edge, and his thrusts start to lose their tempo.
he groans, placing his palm on the bulge that’s protruding from your belly. “you gonna be a good girl and let me fuck my kid in ya?”
you can’t properly form words at the moment, so you moan repeatedly instead. he hammers into you deeper before stopping, pumping your stomach with his cum for the second time tonight.
“there we go. take it nice and sh-shit—” he’s cut off by a whimper. “deep. good fucking girl.”
your vision flashes to black for a split second, your entire body shaking when you pull through your last orgasm.
chris pulls out slowly, making sure you feel every inch come out of you beautifully. a mixture of his and your cum drips out of your hole.
you’re completely limp, your eyelids starting to close from exhaustion. he takes his thumbs and wipes your tears away.
he gives you a few minutes to come back to your senses before speaking, taking a strand of hair putting it behind your ear, and kissing you softly. “let’s take a shower to clean you up.”
in the so-called shower, the last thing on your mind was getting clean. if you know what i mean.
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𝐭𝐚𝐠 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭!
@bunbunbl0gs @lexisecretaccx @thy-mission @angelic-sturniolos111 @sophssturn @mattsneezing @janiellasblog @blahbel668 @meg-sturniolo @hearts4chris @mattslolita @sturnbaby @imwetforyourmom @tillies33ssss @sturnifyed @mayhem-72 @ripmattitude
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forzalando · 3 months
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hi marissa! first, i hope you have a wonderful time with your family!!
second, could i request “i might have had a few shots” with max, where reader drunk calls him after a breakup? thank youu 🫶🏻🫶🏻
i feel like i took some creative liberties with this one! i wasn't sure if you meant reader and max breakup or reader calls max after breaking up with someone else - so i went with the latter and couldn't resist making them idiots in love😭. after writing the danny ric angst, i needed to heal my own heart lol i truly hope you love it, liyah! thank you for always being so kind, it was a pleasure to write for you! wc: 1.8k warnings: cursing (most likely), a little bit of angst, mentions of drinking/reader being drunk
Getting ahold of Max Verstappen was nearly impossible – his use of the custom “Do Not Disturb” function was impressive. He had custom settings for everything: a work setting, a setting for when he was streaming, a race day setting, but his most prized was his sleep setting.
Once local time hit 10pm, Max Verstappen was unreachable to everyone. Well, almost everyone. His family, Christian, and you were the only exceptions, which aggravated Daniel to no end. “I’m your best friend, too!”, he’d claimed. But it wasn’t the same.
Max wasn’t secretly in love with Daniel. He’d take your calls anytime, day or night.
It was nearing midnight – Jimmy and Sassy were sound asleep at the foot of his bed and he’d been watching some legal drama you recommended. He hated it, but for you he’d watch it forever and take notes just to have another thing to talk to you about.
At this point, the show had practically put him to sleep, but the loud chime of his phone and your contact picture lighting up the screen jolted him awake.
“Maxie?” You yelled into the speaker. “Maxieee, are you there?”
“I’m here, liefje,” he chuckled. “What are you doing up so late?”
“Th’girls made me go out,” you whined. “Said I needed to dance and drink the night away.”
“And did you?” Max teased - by the sound of your voice, it was obvious you had taken their advice.
You giggled and the sound made Max’s heart clench in his chest. “I might’ve had a few shots, but don’t tell anyone. It’s a secret. Can you keep a secret, Max?”
His heart clenched now for a different reason – he was the best at keeping secrets. He’d been in love with you for over a year and the only living souls who knew were his cats. And probably Danny, though he'd had the sense to never bring it up.
“For you, I would do anything,” Max declared. In your drunken state, you failed to recognize the full extent of the meaning behind his words.
“Perfect!” You hiccupped, stumbling slightly before your friend caught your arm.
It was silent for a moment – Max waited for you to say something else but only heard your breathing through the speaker. “Is everything ok? Why did you call?”
“Well, no. Wanna go home but everyone else wants to stay out. Can you come get me, Maxie? It’s cold outside.”
“Are you alone?” He asked frantically, jumping out of bed and throwing a sweatshirt on in record time. He shoved his feet into his shoes so quickly that his ankle rolled – his trainer would be pissed when it came time for tomorrow’s workout.
“No, Nat and Peter are outside with me. They’re good friends. But not as good as you!”
Max breathed a sigh of relief – grateful that your closest friend and her boyfriend were watching over you. Unfortunately, the relief didn’t keep his stomach from twisting at “good friend”.
“I’ll be there in ten minutes, ok?”
You shouted thank you gleefully and hung up – he could picture you jumping up and down in excitement, you’d probably fall over unless Nat and Peter were close enough to catch you.
Minutes later, he pulled up alongside the club and he’d barely made it out of his car before you were jumping into his arms.
“I knew I could count on you, Maxie.”
He gently put you in the passenger seat, buckling you in and grabbing a jacket from his backseat to drape over you. Once you were comfortable, content, and ready to go, he turned to your friends to thank them for waiting with you.
“Thanks for staying with her until I could get here.”
“No problem at all,” Nat smiled. “We all thought she deserved a night out after the week she’s had, but I think she’d rather just be with you.”
Max blushed, unintentionally ignoring that your friend had just let slip you’d had a terrible week and he’d had no idea. He thanked them once again, and slipped into his car to find you half asleep and cuddling his jacket.
He thought you’d be out like a light in moments and turned the radio down, content to sit in silence until he got to his place. He’d rather die than wake you up to find your keys when you looked so peaceful.
“Can I tell you another secret, Maxie?” You murmured, startling him when you broke the still silence in his car.
“Sure, Y/N.”
“Alec dumped me. And I’m not even sad about it.”
Your latest boyfriend – you’d been dating for a couple of months. Max wondered why you had called him instead of Alec, but he didn’t want to ask since he didn’t particularly like talking about your boyfriends, even if they were nice. As far as he could tell, Alec was one of the nice ones.
“I’m sorry. Is that why your friends wanted you to go out?”
“They thought I’d be devastated,” you said bewildered. “And I haven’t even cried! You know me, Maxie, I’m a crier. I had to pretend to be upset when I told them.”
Max laughed at that, looking at you as you laughed along with him. His dimple and shining eyes caused your heart to skip a beat, and your smile slowly disappeared.
Suddenly, you had a horrified look on your face. You knew why you hadn’t cried – it was because you didn’t really care that much about Alec. Sure, he was sweet, kind, and attractive, but something was missing. When he broke up with you, he was so gracious, telling you that he thought the world of you but that it would never work because you were clearly in love with someone else. You’d protested – told him the only constant male presence in your life was Max, your best friend. He’d just smiled at you and said “I know”, leaving you perplexed when he left the coffee shop you had met up at. Until now, you had no idea what he meant.
You turned away from Max, shocked at the revelation of your feelings, staring out the window until he got to his apartment.
“I thought you’d be asleep,” he explained when he saw your confused face. “Didn’t want to rifle through your bag for your keys or wake you up. The spare bedroom has fresh sheets anyway.”
You nodded, practically catapulting yourself out of the car and into his building. The speed at which you trekked up to his place was impressive, especially in the shoes you’d chosen for the evening, and Max began to sweat. Had he done something wrong? Were you pissed he didn’t take you home?
When he unlocked his door, you ran straight to the guest bathroom and shut yourself in. Max was disoriented – you didn’t seem that drunk, and truthfully you were only ever quiet when you were asleep.
While you were in the bathroom, Max put a change of clothes and spare toiletries on your bed, slipping out when he heard the sink stop running.
You smiled when you saw the pile Max had left on your bed, suddenly feeling very ashamed for abruptly ignoring him. The TV was on in the living room and after changing, taking off your makeup, and brushing your teeth, you felt slightly more sober and a lot more guilty.
“Max?” you whispered, slinking into the living room to sit beside him on the couch. “Can I tell you one more secret?”
“Of course, you can always tell me anything.”
“Alec broke up with me because he thinks I’m in love with someone else.”
“Well, that’s crazy,” Max scoffs. “He must not want to tell you the real reason or didn’t have one so he made that up. I mean, what guys do you know that he’s even met? Peter? Another one of your friends’  boyfriends? You don’t even have that many close guy friends except me and - ”
Max cuts himself off, slowly turning to face you. He doesn’t think he’s breathing, blood rushing in his ears and a tightness starts to spread throughout his chest.
You have a sad smile on your face and your eyes are downcast, playing with the sleeves of the hoodie Max had given you.
“I don’t think I even realized until tonight,” you whispered. “Looking at you in the car, watching you laugh, how you were the only person I wanted to call and you dropped everything to come get me. It just kind of hit me – who Alec meant, why none of my relationships have ever worked out.”
Max scoots away from you, and suddenly it’s painful to breathe. There’s an ache in your chest that almost burns –  like someone’s waving a lighter back and forth over your heart, each time leaving the flame against you a little longer.
“You’re drunk, Y/N, you don’t know what you’re saying. Please, please don’t do this.”
When you look at his face, see the panic that’s masking heartache, you realize that he’s not moving away from you because he doesn’t feel the same.
He’s moving away because he does, and for how long, you don’t know – but the flame licks higher and higher until the burning reaches your throat when you understand that he thinks you’re too far gone to understand your own feelings.
“Max, I’m not – ”
He cuts you off, reaching out to cup your face with his hand. “In the morning. If you wake up, and you still want to have this conversation, I will listen.”
You nod and stand up from the couch, leaving him sitting under the glow of the television. The apartment feels colder as you walk towards the guest room, and when you stop to look back at him, his head is in his hands and it terrifies you. Max was the one person in this world that you could never lose – it would shatter you.
Sleep never came to you – tossing and turning in the plush pillows that you picked out because Max wanted you as comfortable as possible in his space. When the sun came up, you crept out of bed and didn’t stop until you were in front of Max’s door. You knocked twice, rocking back on forth on the balls of your feet.
The door opened within seconds – Max’s tired eyes showed that he got about as much sleep as you did.
“It’s morning,” you whispered.
“It is.”
“It’s morning and I still love you.”
He smiled at you, so big and so bright, it rivaled the Mediterranean summer sun. You wanted this moment captured forever – painted perfectly in a portrait done by the most highly esteemed artist in the world.
You threw your arms around his neck, sacrificing seeing the beauty of him to feel him in your arms. His soft breaths tickled your skin, and your giggles made him squeeze you even tighter.
“You don’t know how many mornings I’ve spent waiting to hear you say that.”
“You’ll never have to live through another one again, Max.”
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sturnsdoll · 2 days
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𝖶𝖨𝖲𝖣𝖮𝖬 𝖳𝖤𝖤𝖳𝖧 -`♡´- -C.S
(HEADCANNONS!)
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pairing: chris x (gf) reader, some reader x bsf matt and nick <3
summary: how chris would support his girlfriend before, after, and through wisdom teeth removal, as well as being under the influence of anesthetics!
warnings: fluffy!headcannons, dentist, mention of teeth pulling, little blood, slight mention of needles, anesethetics, established relationships.
authors note: kind of a blurb more than hc's tbh? it was a little rushed! sorry!
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₊⊹⤑ you had been talking about how nervous you were for a couple weeks now..
₊⊹⤑ so it was no surprise when the whole car ride there, you were holding your boyfriends hand and avoiding the topic of what you knew was coming.
₊⊹⤑ chris had been reminding you everyday that besides the needle, the rest of it you wouldn't even remember. he ensured that him matt and nick would be there the entire time if you needed a hand or two.. or three to hold.
₊⊹⤑ with some encouragement (and chris lending you his grey zip up to wear for emotional and physical comfort) you did manage to enter the building just to get it done and over with.
₊⊹⤑ while the IV was intruding your skin, chris stayed next to you, asking about what flavour of ice cream you'd be getting after as a distraction from the needle.
₊⊹⤑ from there on, the process itself you had no memory of but chris stuck close by the entire time incase you needed anything or for some reason woke up.
₊⊹⤑ "hey sweetheart how'r ya feeling?" chris would ask while gently holding your hand when you come to your senses
₊⊹⤑ confused, your instinct was to sit up but chris would immedietly usher you to lay back down, letting you know that they're done working on your teeth.
₊⊹⤑ "why dtha fack is this bullshit still in my fucking arm then HUH?" your words wonky from the cotton in your mouth and the haze of anesthetic.
₊⊹⤑ "shh, were in public stop cursing like a sailor" "dude, nobody under like 100 says 'cursing like a sailor'" "yeah, what he thsaid!"
₊⊹⤑ chris would of course glare at you for agreeing with matt. but his thumb soothingly rubbing your hand tells you that he's obviously not too mad.
₊⊹⤑ you would leave later then you should have because everytime a password was given to you, you'd forget less than five seconds later..
₊⊹⤑ "it was ass right?" "no, it was GRASS sweetheart...."
₊⊹⤑ everything that came out of your mouth had the doctors and the triplets giggling.
₊⊹⤑ when it came time to take the IV out, chris thought that a 'got your nose' joke would be funny to distract you with. it was... definetly distracting at least???
₊⊹⤑ usually you were sweet to your boyfriend but something about anesthetic had you more than arguementative today.
₊⊹⤑ chris would try complimenting you "you look pretty even like this"
₊⊹⤑ "i KNOW i do. stop being corny you sthtoopid fuck" chris's jaw drops like he's offended but you don't care because nick's contagious laugh brings out your own laughter out as well.
₊⊹⤑ "i thought i was supposed to be the stupid one right now, not you"
₊⊹⤑ "maybe YOUU need to see the dentist about all those terrible jokes that come out of your mouth."
₊⊹⤑ you had no filter, just having fun rebelling against your usual niceness to your loved one.
₊⊹⤑ then finally the car ride came.
₊⊹⤑ now you leant on chris' shoulder to take a nap
₊⊹⤑ "thought i was stupid?" he questions, arm coming around to pull you in closer. "shhhh i'm sthleeping" the inpedament on your speech makes him giggle. "I SAID SHHHHHH" "jesus. my bad sleepyhead"
₊⊹⤑ the whole car ride he was making sure you didn't need your gauze changed, asking if you need water, offering you chapstick. you had to tell him to shut up at least 100 times before he'd relax, telling him you could put your own damn chapstick on. (you ended up asking him for help two minutes later...)
₊⊹⤑ the whole rest of the car ride was filled with you zipping up and down the zipper of your boyfriends sweater you had on, mixed with your favourite artist playing as you attempted to sing along
₊⊹⤑ the second you entered the triplets home, you rested on the couch with your legs over your boyfriends lap, singing a song that everyones pretty sure doesn't exist..
₊⊹⤑ "i love... YOUUUUUUU, i lovovovovovee YOUU, all three of YOUUuUuU-" "someone sedate her again." nick jokes while handing you an ice pack you'd previously asked for.
₊⊹⤑ "want me to hold it on your jaw for you bab- oh" before he can finish speaking you're gripping his wrist, leaning toward him "wanna know something?" you ask eagerly "hm?" "I LOVE YOU!" "i love you more"
₊⊹⤑ matt and nick didn't enjoy the next 30 minutes of the predictable arguement at all. ₊⊹⤑ once the delusion of the anesthetic wore off, you were just plain tired. nick and matt had both chosen to chill in their own rooms by now.
₊⊹⤑ the second you mentioned wanting to lay down, chris curled up behind you with a blanket over the two of you. he held you tight, muttering in your ear about how good you did today and how proud he is that you went.
₊⊹⤑ "sorry for calling you stupid" you apologize with a sweetly apologetic smile.
₊⊹⤑ "aw, it's okay. i know you didn't mean it-" "wellll sometimes.." "nevermind i don't forgive you."
₊⊹⤑ he'd make sure your favourite cartoon was on and that he held your ice pack on your sore jaw till you eventually drifted into sleep.
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mclqren · 1 month
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SPORTING SECRETS ★ CL16
PAIRING ✦ charles leclerc x fem!footballer!reader
SUMMARY ✦ you are a famous footballer & you have been dating charles in secret for some time, but your fans start to piece together the clues when they spot him at one of your matches [ SMAU ]
WARNINGS ✦ cursing
REQUESTED ✦ here!
NOTES ✦ reader plays for the arsenal women's team. the fc i've used is alessia russo, but feel free to picture whoever you want! my requests are open so feel free to leave a request :)
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yourusername match ready for this weekend ❤️
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user1 i literally aspire to be like you when i get older
user2 she does it againnn!!
user3 london is RED ❤️❤️
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bethmead_ my girllll 💘
yourusername love youu!!
user4 i look up to her sm
user5 sameee!!
user6 HOW IS SHE SINGLE STILLL
user7 literally NO CLUE HOW
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( caption one: guess where i am 😍 | caption two: london 🇬🇧 )
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yourusername walking back after a victory this weekend:
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user12 LETS FUCKING GOOO
user13 KNEW YOU COULD DO ITTT!!
leahwilliamsonn ❤️❤️
yourusername foreverrrr! ❤️
user14 is no one going to talk about how CHARLES LECLERC is in her likes??
user15 i swear he's been following her for a while, though?
user16 yup!! but this is the first time they're actually interacting with each other on the internet
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yourusername best end to the weekend!! ft millie 💘
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user17 MILLIE IS BACKKKK!!
user18 ugh y/n is such a cutie i can't
user19 OKAY BUT WHO IS THAT GUYYY??
user20 Y/N HAS A MAN??
user21 i'm kindaaa surprised but not really bc LOOK AT HER
bethmead_ so who's the man that's replaced me
yourusername shhh look away ❤️
charles_leclerc millieee!!
yourusername my fav 💘
user22 THE COMMENT FROM CHARLES HELLO?
user23 my two worlds colliding is this a fever dream.
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charles_leclerc my y/n - aka the best footballer i've ever met (other than myself, of course) i'm so happy we can finally share our love with the rest of the world. forever and always, i love you ❤️
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user25 WHERE IS THAT GIRL ON TWITTER BC SHE MUST BE PUNCHING THE AIR RN.
user26 SOMEONE GIVE HER A MEDAL
user27 AHHH SHES SO CUTE!!
user28 NEW PARENTS UNLOCKED
user29 wait can someone tell me who she is??
user30 y/n l/n!! she's a footballer for the arsenal wfc and she's sooo fucking perfect!
user29 ahh!! she's so gorgeous! 💗💗
yourusername the way you posted this without my permission is crazyyy...
charles_leclerc had to let the world know at some point 😘
yourusername i love you tooo! (the caption abt you being better is def a lie but okay!)
charles_leclerc excuse me i dominated the game??
yourusername how - by falling flat on ur ass??
user30 OKAY THEIR DYNAMIC>>>
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yourusername charlieee my love!! thank you so much for supporting me for just over a year (crazy how no one managed to clock us for it until now), you mean so so much to me! p.s. if you ever want to say ur better than me at football, take a look at the last pic. you're welcome. 😊😊
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user31 STILL CAN'T BELIEVE IT TOOK US SO LONG TO FIGURE OUT
user32 FR like we're meant to be so diligent??
user33 AW MY HEARTTT
user34 icl him in that first pic>>> WOW
bethmead_ still can't believe you replaced me :(
yourusername no one could ever replace you, come over rn 😘
bethmead_ omw!!
charles_leclerc i love you
yourusername LOVE YOU MORE
user35 my heart can't handle this sedate me now.
charles_leclerc WHY THE LAST PIC
yourusername i get to insult you every once in a while 💘
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monzabee · 3 months
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chronically online (social media au) - dr3
masterlist || series masterlist ||
Summary: The one where everyone's favourite couple is chronically online during winter break.
Pairing: daniel ricciardo x actress!reader (model used: dakota johnson)
Warnings: none other than some cursing?
Request: "hi ! i loveee ur smaus !! i was wondering if u could write some more daniel x actress!reader? maybe like interacting with some of her friends/costars? thank youu have a nice dayy &lt;3"
Please also note that all of my works are protected under copyright, and not available for reposting on other platforms. 
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ynverse: proof that we can go without checking our phones for like twenty minutes.
user: we love you mother, even if you are glued to your phone
user: if you told me we'd be seeing daniel on her profile a year ago i would've laughed but here we are
danielricciardo: fucking carolina
ynverse: i fucking hate social media detox
user: i love how they are not serious at all
sydneysweeney: need any cars fixed?
ynverse: will make sure to hit syd's garage!!
user: okay but why is daniel on a tractor
user: girl i don't think that is a tractor
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danielricciardo: in nyc with the missus.
rileykeough: when did you guys get a fucking cat?
ynverse: do you want to know her name?
rileykeough: with that reaction? no
danielricciardo: but you have to know the name
ynverse: yes riley, you have to know the name
rileykeough: is it elvis
danielricciardo: of course not
ynverse: it's graceland
rileykeough: you named a cat graceland?
danielricciardo: happiest place on earth, baby
user: when did they change countries and how did we not notice??
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user: am i the only one who thinks they are in new york for something big??
ynverse: yeah
ynverse just posted a story!
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ynverse: crazy night with a crazy bunch of people, thank you to everyone at snl and thank you to daniel who had to deal with at least 10 panic attacks and had to get me copious amounts of coffee.
user: okay but it's so cute that they support each other
user: girl they are in a relationship... that is like the bare minimum thing to do
user: i just know daniel was laughing his ass off during her monologue and i love that for him
taylorswift: i'm obsessed!!
user: i can imagine the chaos these two must have brought to the set... god
ynverse: okay but why hate outside of the club when you can't even get in
user: mom and dad taking over the entertainment industry step by step
landonorris: a shoutout might've been nice
danielricciardo: stop whining
ynverse: that was kinda hot
landonorris: ew
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lewisvinga · 3 months
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favorite girls | alex albon x fem! reader x lily muni he!
summary; after y/n says a special fact about her relationship with alex and lily, everyone seems to misinterpret it as her getting in between their relationship. luckily, her boyfriend, girlfriend, and their grid friends are always there to defend her.
fc; emilia mernes
warnings; slut shaming, cursing
taglist; @namgification @louvrepool @locelscs
note; requested ! i love me some alex n lily
masterlist !
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alex_albon: my favorite girls. both of them, always and forever. ( p.s. lily and i made the FIRST move before she realized we loved her after manyyyyy hints and tries )
tagged; yourusername, lilymhe
lilymhe: y/n is such a pretty angel then you added a pic of me in pjs and w my dino
alex_albon: ‘that’s my y/n dino i can’t leave her🥺🥺’
yourusername: AWE LILSSSS
lilymhe:we gave her so many hints and it wasn’t until we kissed her that she finally realized 🕊️🕊️
alex_albon: she’s so stupidly cute 😞😞
yourusername: to be fair, lily is just super affectionate and alex is flirty without trying , how was i supposed to know🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️
landonorris: when drunk alex and lily kept ranting to me about how much they love you while you were right next to me???
yourusername: i too was tipsy , norris !
yourusername: love u both sm💖💖 my fave ppl in the whole wide world 🥹🫶
alex_albon: love you both so much too❤️
lilymhe: AWEE I LOVE YOUU BOTH🥹
username: now i see why y/n said lily is like a puppy
username: #y/ndefenderuntildeath liked by alex_albon & lilymhe!
username: they’re so goals
username: the way they both pulled a bad bitch like y/n really had y’all questioning if they made the first move or not 😭
username: y/n honestly has looked happier ever since dating them! and even her aesthetic has been sm more colorful!
username: my parents 😖
landonorris: love u guys n all but u guys are gross
yourusername: aweee landooo ( ignoring the last part )
alex_albon: he’s just jealous i have 2 pretty gfs and he has none!
landonorris: LEAVE ME ALONE
username: lily and y/n give me a gay panic
username: idk if i wanna be them or be with them
username: u guys need a fourth?? or a dog??? or a cat??😁😁
username: i still don’t like y/n. she gives me such an ick. swear she just ruined their relationship.
landonorris: well you give me the ick but you don’t see me commenting on your posts! y/n has made lily and alex very happy, so please fuck off.
georgerussell63: y/n is such a sweet girl, ask carmen, or literally anyone else on the grid! she’s loved by all of us and most importantly, alex and lily love her. frankly, your opinion doesn’t matter!
charles_leclerc: we don’t know you so it seems like your comment is irrelevant 😊😊😊 you clearly don’t know alex or lily well enough to know how happy they are with her! keep your irrelevant opinions to yourself next time 😁
lilymhe: yeah, what they said!
yourusername: awh, my boyfriends boyfriends are so nice 🩷
alex_albon: gross lando isn’t my boyfriend
landonorris: u know u want to baby😘😘
alex_albon: stay away from me norizz ❌
georgerussell63: so i’m your bf? 😦
charles_leclerc: and me?😧
lilymhe: that makes carmen and alexandra our gfs LETS GOOO🙌🙌
carmenmmundt: LETS GOO🤗
alexandrasaintmleux: GIRLIES FTW🎉🎉🎉
yourusername: i like this comment thread 😊
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