#CRACKING STUPID JOKES

[doitforstamets]

Imagine for a moment, Sandman gets renewed and the next time they do press Ferdie is in everything bc he’s the fan favourite

#nature is healing #netflix pls!!!!! #as much as I LOVE Kirby and Mason and Stephen Fry even #they had the same amount of screen time but were in every interview #and I LOVE THEM #BUT GIVE US FERDIE ON THE PANELS WITH THEM #CRACKING STUPID JOKES #MAKING TOM LAUGH #I WOULD HONESTLY DIE AGAIN AND AGAIN #JJAJJSHAHGSH #* #ferdinand kingsley #the sandman #sandman

[starmocha]

#love and deepspace #love and deepspace rafayel #lnds cracks #i have not gif anything in like six years so idc about the crappy quality #i just wanted to make this stupid joke #our fishie is so real for this

[bisexualfbiagents]

THE X FILES | Sanguinarium (4.06)

#the x files #txf #txfedit #xfilesnet #dailytxf #dana scully #fox mulder #4x06 #sanguinarium #his silly little face in the third gif im in love with him you don't understand #silly goofy mulder is so dear to me #they're both so funny i love when they crack stupid jokes like this #lil jokesters!!! #mine

[blluespirit]

i think zuko's dry, sarcastic sense of humour is not used enough in fics. ppl always write him as being totally inept at humour (which like. he kind of is... ) but ALSO he's like damn ur gf died and became the moon? rip. yeah sure sokka let's leave appa in the reputable sky bison day care at the notorious prison im sure this will end well. yes aang katara and i will be sure to take a 101 spirituality class while hunting down the killer of katara's mum

#LET HIM OUUUTTT!! #listen can he do like... normal jokes? no. #sarcasm tho? u bet! #zuko #its my hc that when he becomes fire lord it gets so much worse lol #someone says some dumb shit to him and zuko is like #*cracks knuckles* ask stupid questions get stupid answers #its why he and sokka become besties #when sokka realises zuko's brand of humour its over for everyone #atla #avatar the last airbender

[eiightysixbaby]

day 578964362 i’m still wondering what chrissy and eddie talked about on the car ride to his trailer after the game/hellfire

#eddie munson #chrissy cunningham #eddie probably cracked so many stupid jokes

[sordidmusings]

Sanji: ah, love! A quick question. Any reason you keep requesting pineapple? Is it your favorite?”

Y/n: *glances nervously at the Buggy Bag*

Y/n: uhh, yeah! Totally!! No other reasons at all!!

#buggy x reader #opla buggy x reader #don’t remember if pineapple actually does that but can’t be fucked to look it up for a stupid joke #crack post #one piece #one piece live action #funnier in my head

[ostropest]

#stupid joke is stupid #avatrice #warrior nun #warrior nun crack #ava silva #sister beatrice #michael salvius #ava x bea #ava x beatrice

[doctorwhoarchive]

like.. do I even need to say it

#millennial sam. #the jokes write themselves at this point #melissa’s ig is an accurate representation of what sam’s ig would look like #she cracks me up tho I always laugh at her stupid ig stories #sam carpenter #melissa barrera #scream

[lunar-wandering]

I literally cannot wait to find out what the nickname in this scene actually is, because the Mandarin dub is just using "bro", and I know for a FACT that MK would not find "bro" funny enough to laugh at, which means the og english version MUST be something stupid as shit

#Monkie Kid #LMK S4 Special Spoilers #LMK Spoilers #Monkie Kid Spoilers #i could be wrong and they might just use bro but i dont think an english audience would find that usage funny #so i think it's gonna be something else #like how we didn't know about the stupid ''crack a few eggs to make an omeltte'' joke #until the og eng version came out #i think this is gonna be like that #i so DESPERATELY hope it's either a moon or smile related nickname. #i ALSO hope that in future seasons that whatever nickname it is that MK is MERCILESS about knowing about it

[theshadowrealmitself]

Someone jokingly throwing Phantom’s hat into the ring during the next election and now he’s seriously competing against Vlad Masters to be Amity’s mayor

#all the ghosts are being on their best behavior rn because they really wanna see a ghost win #I know this seems like a crack au #but I think it could’ve been a genuine episode #with Vlad slowly losing his mind trying to win #but just like he’s losing his sanity he’s also losing supporters #and then Phantom wins just not actually end up being mayor because of some stupid technicality #which they only find out after Vlad has a meltdown #so Vlad wins being the only other candidate abd does his acceptance speech while looking v disheveled #cause he just had a meltdown #Jack who was Vlad’s 1 supporter the whole time is happy his friend won #and a ghost upset that another ghost (Phantom) didn’t win and starts a fight #the trio say something Danny shrugs off the loss maybe makes a joke #then the episode ends #so yeah not a crack au #could’ve happened #just saying #danny phantom #dp #danny fenton #vlad masters #vlad plasmius #Plasmius DP

[snackugaki]

this goes out to all my art homies who struggle with riseLeo’s shape language

#cracking things on his ginormous chin #is easy mode #that weird little Devo hat point on the top of his head? #so many jokes #i swear if that little pointy bit isn't in the right place #it legitimately infuriatingly Looks Wrong(tm) #and you have to keep moving that shit back and forth #made me flash back to my HTML classes #thinking like: does this section look better one pixel to the left or to the right? #....I FORGOT HIS DUMB LITTLE NIPPLE DENTS #AGAIN #fuck it #*undents his stupid plastron* #*for the express purpose of this dumb little comic* #welcome to the weekend #hello my name is snackugaki #and i'm a professional turtle bully

[theramblingsofadork]

Have a stupid Rivetline joke comic that I thought of a few days ago and put way too much effort into, lololol—

Bonus doodle under the cut!

#the joke is that Rivet used to have a bit of a temper too #sdhjdshfsjfhsj this stupid idea has been driving me nuts #crack post #i worked way too long on this lmboo #theres another stupid idea that I need to draw after this too fdjhffhfdjbf #reconciled misfit family #sonic #sonic the hedgehog fanart #doctor starline #dr starline #rivetline #rivet the cat #oc x canon #unnamed AU #surge the tenrec #kitsunami #kit the fennec #sth #sonic au

[whamss]

People always want to talk about codependency as a romantic thing but honestly I knaw at the bars of my cage thinking about codependency as like, a platonic thing. Familial attachments from trauma and high stress that make people unwilling to separate from each other. Which is to say I think so much about Dave and Rose dying together and being the only two humans on a meteor full of weird aliens (four of which have killed people) and how this would make them latch onto each other so hard during those three years. Going on a suicide mission with your sibling HAS to fuck you up in some intangible way, and I don’t think that either of them come out of that normal (assuming that they were to begin with). It isn’t even in a way we’re they’re actively aware of it and openly using each other as coping mechanisms, but they’re constantly seen together or seeking each other out. I mean thinking of it even just as a base level I’m obsessed with Dave asking Rose if he can join her and Kanaya on their date and Rose being like “No!” only to be seen sitting with Dave and getting shitfaced right next to him leading up to it. Those kids need each other more than they’ll ever admit to anybody.

#talk tag #homestuck #dave strider #rose lalonde #sorry i think about them a lot #a thinka part of me always imagines that the neglect both of them dealt with leads to some. intense attachment styles #i can see rose developing some sort of dependency on kanaya but i think that comes later #post meteor when dave and rose don’t live together anymore but rose and kanaya do #during the meteor though it’s mostly dave and only a little bit kanaya #dave and rose don’t even really help each other they just crack stupid jokes but everyone can confirm they get weird when they spend too… #…much time apart from each other. worst deal ever #i think they suck (affectionate)

[birdbonechai]

new silly pk headcanon. He glows brighter if you shake him

#he’s a damn nightlight #I will not be taking questions #my art #hollow knight #hollow knight shitpost #the white lady #the pale king #stupid headcanons #kind of a joke? It’s less serious than the wl legs hc but it’s not a full-on crack-hc so I honestly don’t know

[dix-rose]

it is so sad to see Barbie, a movie that helped SO many people feel empowered and appreciated, get minimized to be a movie about “a plastic doll with big boobies”

#stupid shit #golden globes #who even is Jo Koy #I guess they didn’t even bother to watch the movie their cracking jokes about #*they’re

[nerissalmao]

GUYS

so. more nimona director headcanons!! because don’t you just love yakking about characters you kinda hate and who everybody hates!!!!!

-book director was created by the institute and literally cannot grow body hair. she was made that way on purpose so she’s always extra cold so she’s tougher. the institution’s leader shouldn’t have emotions that sway her choices, but this wasn’t foolproof; she ended up feeling hate for what she grew to think was a monster and contempt for almost everyone else around her. because she isn’t a “weak human”.

-film director is a regular ahh human… sike she has undiagnosed paranoia and is incredibly hyperfixated on the legend of gloreth. she’s completely and totally obsessed with following in gloreth’s footsteps and being like her (also she’s a lesbian but has internalized homophobia and is gay for gloreth i mean uh my hand slipped-)

-film director’s full name and title is *breath in* 𝓘𝓷𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓽𝓾𝓽𝓮 𝓓𝓲𝓻𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓸𝓻 𝓛𝓲𝓵𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓜𝓸𝓻𝓰𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓪 𝓢𝓽𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓯𝓪𝓼𝓽 and her family has been in the position for a great many years, but gasp shudder were originally commoners chosen for the position by gloreth’s first child

-book director doesn’t have a name other than “director” and part of why she resents nimona is because she knows both of them must be “abominations” yet nimona has great powers, a name, and people who care about her. book director was literally created to boss people around. she doesn’t just think nimona is a monster, she’s jealous because she knows nimona is better and more powerful. she should be tbh-

-film director (aka lilith bc cmon that name slaps and she looks like a lilith) actually felt guilt when she killed the queen and when she “killed” ambrosius but told herself it was what gloreth would have wanted. she literally drove herself insane in an attempt to emulate gloreth.

-film director/lilith is on the last shred of her sanity at the end of the film, she’s convinced herself this is the will of gloreth and become a tyrant and the actual monster because of it. she doesn’t even care about the kingdom. she’s about to freaking snap fully, but then the building explodes and she dies before she can go ooga booga-

-she looks like elsa from frozen (look below like actually-)

#the director #im so tired of calling her the director so her name is lilith in my mind now try to stop me #i was serious up until the end lmao #headcanons on crack #once again I thought too hard about this #excuse me while I obsess over the worst person ever #THE DIRECTOR IS ELSA CONFIRMED?? #nimona #nimona headcanon #stupid nimona jokes #is it a joke tho?? #all the hashtags. EVER.