#But I'm like bruh

[wachi-delectrico]

Started wearing sme shirts again cos they became too small for me after hrt made me gain weight :)

They make my belly stand out and my parents call me fat and tell me to diet because of that :(

#rambling #Diet cw #ed cw #<- just in case? #But I'm like bruh #I don't even know how much i weight right now cos weighing myself is Big Anxiety #But i have BONES poking out all over #And somehow my parents think I'm fat like bro?? #The other day my dad called me fat and immediately after followed by saying I'm looking really skinny like #Make that make sense #The SIBO making my stomach hella bloated while also making me lose weight due to a shift in diet #Giving me the weirdest proportions for my body type #Idk man #I don't wanna dwell on this stuff too much cos i don't want it to Become Bad #But I'm like #I wish i could exist with no corporeal element at all if everyone's gonna be so fucking stupid #Mother father i don't like my bones poking out please don't give my brain bad ideas about how that's a good thing actually #I think I'm just surrounded by people who are stupid and don't like thinking about others #Sighhh

[2334242xiao]

Watched the atla series on Netflix and I suddenly remembered jetko (damn toxic doomed bisexuals

#going back to my roots #atla #jetko #zuko #jet #I just like digging through old Fandom now I'm old bruh #avatar the last airbender

[good-to-drive]

A hard day's night buffered at either the best or worst time, you decide

#george looks like he's getting ideas and ringo looks like he's getting traumatized #ringo: bruh I'm straight #george: more like straight up the ass #sorry i should be shot #beatles #the beatles #ringo starr #george harrison #a hard day's night #ahdn

[iaki5]

I decided to draw @akisuyaki 's dtiys yyaaayy!!1 💥💥💥

•—⁠☆

#WHY MY ART STYLE CHANGED SO MUCH!1??1 #Like what the hell!1?1 #The last time I drew Peppino was in March and still the style is very different??1?1! 💥🆘 #How did this even happen ⁉️ #I'm scared bruh 🙏💀 #pizza tower #pizza tower peppino #peppino pizza tower #peppino #peppino fanart #peppino spaghetti #my art #art #my art stuff #digital art #digital illustration #fanart #illustration #draw it in your style

[fugeoni666]

Requested by Syansmol,on Twitter

#yeehan #hanzo shimada #cole cassidy #overwatch #overwatch 2 #ow #ow 2 #fugeoni #bruh I'm ded with the meme tho #they could me the most hilarious human tower if they like

[daydreamerwonderkid]

Shout out to my girl Cass and my boy Terry for being the only two motherfuckers (out of 21 other candidates) to actually wanna be Batman.

I could never relate, but cheers regardless.

#batfam #batfamily #terry mcginnis #batman beyond #cassandra cain #batman #batman shit post #dc shit post #for the record #i do genuinely believe cass would be an amazing batman #i'm still laughing though #at just how much terry actually loved #being batman #like bruh #even damian gave that shit a pass #which more power to ya #but it's still so fucking funny to me

[mikaikaika]

Quackity : Chilling after unleashing his social experiment on the ccs

Meanwhile Cellbit :

#My man's is stacked bruh #He's got a Google doc‚ a twitter thread‚ tiktoks‚ stream clips‚ vods‚ audio editor and his own notes that he's been collecting #Man is absolutely down bad #It's amazing to see #Like he knows more than some people who have been around on the server #So funny #As a person who loves ciphers and codes and absolutely has spend 2 hours on solving a stupid code provided in a tv show #This is right up my alley #I'm picking up everything he's putting down #qsmp #Cellbit #Q! Meme #Island mystery #Theory #Lore #Lore-ing face

[uncanny-tranny]

I think people are too normal about just how much goes into making things.

I've gone through nearly sixty-six yards of yarn on my project so far. If I stacked myself up, it would take thirty-five mes just to equal that. And that's only after ribbing and two and a half rows of normal single crochet on a project that will be done in five pieces.

There is so much that goes into art. There are so many hours, material, blood, sweat, and tears that go into even the most simple of projects. Once you start realizing this, you start to truly appreciate everything about art.

#art #crochet #maybe it's just because i'm using different yarn than the pattern but i'm calling bullshit right now on their recommendation #well actually the pattern calls for 1261yds for the size i'm making #bruh that's almost a mile of yarn (0.716) for ONE PROJECT #if my math is mathing then this hoodie is gonna cost a LOT for the materials ALONE #and people wonder why hand-made things cost so much. if i sold this hoodie i imagine it would be like... $300-$500 at least #and that's if i'd sell myself short lmao! #i'm so paranoid about math tbh like i always quadruple check it at least. but i think this is right? #i dunno i think many people almost expect art to like... magically manifest no matter the medium it is express with?

[paintingraves]

AITA ? I (40M) bought a condo one of my friends (43F) wanted to buy with her boyfriend (36M) to get back at her for hurting my best friend's (50M) feelings.

This is a bit lengthy so bear with me.

I have a prestigious job in the medical field and I am head of department in my specialty. I met my best friend (G) years ago when he bailed me out of jail (another long story). We work in the same place, under the supervision of our boss (C) who is also a close friend of mine.

Now G and C have a bit of a history. They met in medical school, from what I know they shared a night together, but G was kicked out of uni so it never became more than that, until they found each other again years later and she offered him his current job. They are always flirting, always pushing each other's buttons, and they are clearly very attracted to one another, but a lot of things prevent them from acting on it.

First, their respective positions - she's our boss - and also the fact that my best friend is, to put it plainly, an asshole who avoids emotions and vulnerability like the plague. Given his history, it makes sense, but he's never tried to work on himself, instead preferring to hide behind drugs, booze, and, lately, prostitutes. So he wasn't exactly relationship material, but things changed last year.

First, they got closer. In a very emotional moment that I won't disclose here, G ended up at her place and they kissed. They immediately agreed to pretend like it never happened, despite the fact that they clearly both have strong feelings for each other.

Next, G's drug addiction got worse. Much, much worse, to the point where he hallucinated an entire night where he went through detox in her company, then they had sex, and she left early the next morning. Yes, I wish I was making this up. He was weird the next day, and he ended up shouting for the entire hospital to hear that they slept together. She got understandably extremely mad at him for putting her reputation at work at stake in such a humiliating way. That's when he realised how bad things had gotten. He came to me, and with my help, he went into rehab.

He spent a few months there. When he came back, he'd changed. Not radically, but he was off the drugs, he was seeing a therapist regularly, and he seemed genuinely commited to working on himself and trying to be a better man, to lead a better life. In his own words, he was "tired of being miserable." He moved in with me at the advice of his therapist, and he tried to distance himself from work for a while. He quit, he tried other activities, but eventually he came back because he loves this job.

I could see he was also still interested in C, but she was very guarded. I encouraged him to try to show that he'd changed, because he had, and I knew she also had feelings for him. But things came to a head when we went to a medical conference she also attended. The reason she was so distant with him was also because, as it turned out, she got into a new, serious relationship while he was away, with a man (L) who used to be G's friend. Obviously, it was a blow for G. And for me as well, because I didn't know about this, or I wouldn't have encouraged G to pursue it.

Anyway, life went on, and after a while C started talking to me about buying a condo and moving in with L. I was still a little put out by her behaviour towards G. She called my ex-wife, who happens to work in real estate, and found "the condo of her dreams".

So I called my ex-wife, visited the condo with G, and impulsively decided to buy it before she could.

We'll be moving in shortly with G. He seems happy, and I'm happy to be doing this for him. Hopefully he can move on, and it may teach her a lesson.

So, Reddit, AITA ?

Edit, in answer to a few comments:

- Yes, we met when he bailed me out of jail. I was going through a rough patch and ended up doing something stupid that got me arrested. He bailed me, a perfect stranger, out of jail because he said I was "the most interesting person around." We've been best friends ever since.

- The price for the condo was around 250,000$. I paid 3/4th of it using most of my savings, and I don't regret it one bit. He paid what was left, in an exceptionally generous display (for him).

- L was a private investigator G hired to spy on me (long story) at a time where I wanted to get away from him. They became sort of friends, but we hadn't heard from him in a long time before finding out he was in a relationship with C.

- C cares for him, but she is also at a spot in her life where she wants stability. She is a single mother with a daughter to care for, and she wants to be with a man whom she can rely on. What with G's history, I can't blame her for not acting on her feelings.

It doesn't mean I can't be mad at her for hurting him, though.

Edit 2:

Yes, G and I are close. He's the only person who truly gets me and doesn't put up with my bullshit. He's the worst and the best friend I've ever had.

Edit 3:

Stop asking me if I'm in love with my best friend. We're both straight, we've both been in very commited, serious relationships with women. He doesn't see me that way, no matter how many gay jokes he makes.

Edit 4:

C found out someone had bought her dream condo, and was pretty mad. I won't lie, I acted all chagrined on her behalf but I feel pretty damn good about it.

#house md #reddit #aita #james wilson #gregory house #lisa cuddy #this is silly I'm sorry but GOD #imagine stumbling upon this on reddit ???? #people would be like bruh. #what is going on. #hilson

[the--firevenus]

I'm HOWLING at this game..

THANKS HOYO I GUESS?? FOR THIS?? FEEDING MY DANCAE BRAINROT?????????? THANKS???????

#I'M TELLING YOU BOYFRIENDS GGGGGAAAAHH #Sorry this will all what I'm thinking about for the rest of my week. #Wow.. 'This isn't like you Caelus' WOW. #Y'all hear something? Yeah it the sound of me dying on the floor I'm sorry about that #First the dad joke text and the hiding the tree NOW THIS?? BRUH. #venus rambling #honkai star rail #hsr caelus #hsr rambling #hsr dan heng #hsr dancae

[jay-wasreblogging]

Me giggling and shit going through the 'Sherlock & Co' tag when someone decides to mention The Final Problem case

#'omgg guys I'm not ready for when they go on a break using THAT case!' #'im not ready for the cliff!' ???? #like why dont u just spit on my corpse bruh #sherlock & co #sherlock and co #sherlock #sherlock holmes #john watson #goalhanger podcasts #Moriarty #the final problem

[onebizarrekai]

I've been going back and forth trying to decide whether I want to make the old ibvs oneshots be available on ao3 but every time I look at them I go into a state of shock at how… absolutely teenager they are

also this

#error asked calmly #also the narrator clarifies 'not as any kind of attack' immediately after which makes me insane #that is inherently an aggressive statement WHAT are you talking about #barry is f'ing doing free secret medical care on this guy #and edward is just like 'I've never considered whether you deserve to know how I got bruised and bloodied' BRUh #WHY IS EDWARD BRUISED AND BLOODIED #back when the plot of ibvs was edward beating the shit out of anyone who talked to him I guess #that barry and edward fic is nuts #knowing now that barry has a gf. and edward is the one that kisses him first without asking. I know stacy didn't exist yet but #the way its written is so ambiguous it makes it feel like barry could in fact be cheating on stacy which is so insane #old ibvs causes me a bit of psychic damage #I wrote those parts when I was 17-19. which explains the vibe of course #remember back when barry was edward's frenemy #and that's just that one fic. I'm not ready to look at the ones that came before it #random stuff

[slime-crafters]

Guess who just realized the chefs bundle is supposed to be gus and not just some random chef

#stardew valley #sdv #video games #gaming #i'm playing the new update on my laptop and the huge screen of my laptop helps out so much #i need new glasses bruh #but like. i just assumed it was for a random guy lmao

[pablohunie1993]

I know I poke fun at the john constantine pink triangle incident but jokes aside i'm genuinely curious what other people think about it. imo it's a great blaring example of how incapable dc is at writing john's bisexuality into a story that doesn't surround corporate pride or getting together with a man.

I tried talking about it once on tiktok (idk what i was thinking either) and a few people defended it saying things like "how else would you explain a blond hair blue eyed man being sent to a ww2 ghetto?"

didn't the joker send him there? was that not reason enough? 'the joker' was kidnapping girls and ordering soldiers around, we can't suspend our belief that she had the power to send a british soldier caught undercover as a nazi away? the pink triangle and 'bunny that doesn't breed' comment was necessary to the plot?

#maybe i'm being dramatic or chronically online i'm genuinely curious what other people think #i know there's some big bombshell fans and i'm not gonna act like i didn't read it issue by issue as a kid #also call me crazy but that whole issue was weird #from the pacing to the raven stuff #but make me see a pink triangle stitched into ((the trenchcoat)) again i'm dropping comics bruh #also correct me if it's just a different tone in the west like something you can joke about and it just went over my head or something IDK 😭 #john constantine #dc comics #dcu #dc bombshells #zatanna zatara

[astraltrickster]

Given that my post about why you are not obligated to blog about Current Events (whatever they are at any given time) is going around again, I'd like to say the same thing from a slightly different angle and state what you ARE obligated to do.

You are still not obligated to blog about ANY specific subject, no matter how serious, no matter how urgent, no matter how grave. You never will be. The impact of social media on real world atrocities has the potential to be great, but it is cumulative. No one is going to die in a ditch somewhere, barely uttering the tragic final words, "if only...if only...tumblr users wormhentaiafficionado and mothmanbutthole...posted about how sad they are...then maybe things would be different..." - nor are policymakers going to change their minds because some tweet has 749,845 cumulative likes and retweets instead of 750,000. Make no mistake, if you have the energy to be sharing these kinds of things, it can be good to do! We live in a society, it's always good to help where you can, even if all you can do is show public support for people who are hurting - but if you can't do that, for any reason, you're not obligated to. Period. End of.

What are you obligated to do?

1. Give people the benefit of the doubt. Social media accounts are not most people's entire lives. Just because someone isn't blogging about whatever tragedy is occurring does not mean they don't care. Sometimes it does mean that, sure, and that sucks - but not only are you not going to change that by yelling at them, sometimes it means they care too much. Sometimes it means they're closer to it than you assumed and need a moment to think about something else, anything else. Sometimes it means it's not safe for them to be blogging about it, be it due to abusive family potentially finding out, being at risk of getting fired and quite possibly dying of poverty sooner rather than later, or even taking very illegal direct action that they do not want to be linked to on record in even the vaguest possible way. Sometimes it means dealing with it is their day job and they're on the internet after a long and exhausting day of trying to make things better. You don't know. You'll never know unless they decide to tell you. No one owes you that explanation. You are obligated to make peace with that fact.

2. Slow the fuck down.

Listen. When bad things happen, from natural disasters, to manmade horrors beyond our comprehension, it's only normal to get scared and desperate to do something, anything about it. That heightened emotional state is very vulnerable, and because of that, there will always be people out there looking to take advantage of the chaos for ulterior motives - and no matter how good your intentions, and in fact no matter how right you are in your values and at the core of your strategy, you will never be immune to garbage-in-garbage-out. Misinformation can be deadly, even in the hands of someone who means well. You need to pause long enough to sort out the garbage. You need to learn to fight the impulse to trust every single post that tells you that your share/comment/etc. is URGENT and WILL mean the difference between life and death for someone, somewhere. Do your fact checks. Scan for dogwhistles before you end up passing around a post that implies [insert group that is marginalized in most of the English-speaking world but has hegemonic power in some other part of the world and is committing some atrocity there] is coming after you next if you stay silent. Vet charity and advice links before you accidentally send scared, desperate, and vulnerable people to a scammer - or worse, hand them over to a honeypot operation or give them a recipe for poisonous "medicine".

Or, to put it another way, you are obligated to make an attempt to stay informed enough to avoid making things materially worse. You are not obligated to doomblog. In fact, doomblogging can be antithetical to your obligation to not make things worse. Choosing neutrality in times of great tragedy and injustice is bad, yes, but you should immediately be wary of anyone who says that simply not blogging about a subject - let alone not sharing a specific post - is inherently "choosing neutrality".

So remember: breathe. Be careful out there. Mourn for the people that whatever atrocity has this or my other post circulating has taken from us or will take from us, and do your best to be kind to the people who are still alive - and remember that kindness includes using social media responsibly.

#current events #internet safety #serious tag #on 10/27/2023 - this post brought to you by the fact that i've seen multiple people #who i know mean well #pass around full tilt new world order conspiracy propaganda shit because it was hidden in support for palestine #i don't mean ''israel is committing genocide'' i'm not denying that #that is very much happening and it's horrifying #but i mean full on ''(((They're))) controlling the whole world's media to cover it up and you're next if you don't share this post #you're the last bastion of hope we have if we don't want to lose all we hold dear all over the world'' level shit #and it was honestly enough to make me dissociate #but i leave it generic because i know it will be relevant to something else in the future #and like. bruh. generic timeless question. if you'd rather people be passing around misinformation that does more harm than good #up to and including - and i cannot stress this enough #anything from SCAM CHARITIES to CRYPTO HATE PROPAGANDA to POISON RECIPES PASSED OFF AS MEDICINE #than just...not using this ONE aspect of their lives to talk about [INSERT ISSUE HERE] #....do YOU care? or do you just want an excuse to FEEL like you're helping by micromanaging strangers?