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randombatcharts · 2 days
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I saw it and thought it was fitting.i did debate on Tim’s placement a bit though before putting him there
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bibibusinessman · 3 days
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Batfam as some stupid injuries I have gotten.
Dick: Stubbed his toe on the electric box thing after Bruce repeatedly told him to watch out for it.
Jason: getting a paper cut from reading a book and then bleeding all over the pages. (It was a library book)
Tim: peeling off his toenail out of boredom and then bleeding everywhere without noticing.
Steph: sliced her finger cutting an onion because she was crying so much
Cass: got hit in the face with a fishing net and had her nose bleed all over her white shirt
Damian: had a small cut, when wading in a creek, it got infected, didn’t tell anyone for weeks out of pride, had to go to the ER and get it drained and it broke his toe.
Barbara: was tipping her chair so much she fell backwards
Duke: was walking down a hill staring at his phone and ate shit.
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onnahu · 20 hours
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Batkids in Metropolis
For context: they have sunglasses on, bc it's Metropolis, and they're fucking Gothamites AND bats so...
Cass: It's so...
Cass: It's so bright here.
Duke: Right? How can anyone live here?
Steph *putting on second pair of sunglasses*: Oh man, it gives me flashbacks.
Tim: Wtf, Steph. Flashbacks to what?
Jason: To death. Duh.
*Steph and Jason high-five*
Dick *just wanted a break from Bruce's bullshit*: Sometimes I hate you so much. Why do everything have to be a death joke to you?
Steph: I don't know what you're talking about...
Steph: I'm dead sirious.
Duke: 1/5, unoriginal.
Steph: Hey!
Damian's home bc he's grounded. He skipped school again. Jason and Tim paughed at him and he's now plotting revenge.
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frownyalfred · 1 day
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What're your thoughts on all the Robin's? I don't think you've done a post on them in detail and I love your blog!
Dick - eldest daughter syndrome (yes even late onset as an adult counts, he’s holding this family together god damn it)
Jason - hits his vape at family functions, kinda cool as long as you don’t ask him about the Joker
Tim - people usually think he’s going down the red pill pipeline since he’s always on that damn laptop. he’s usually just writing case file notes for Bruce, but they don’t know that.
Damian - cannot escape the horse girl allegations regardless of what he does.
Steph - would probably use a purple Stanley as a battering ram on patrol if Bruce let her.
Cass - spends idle time thinking about all of the weak points on Bruce’s body. sometimes this makes Bruce nervous but he won’t ever tell anyone that.
Duke - secretly a simp (/lovingly)
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mxtantrights · 1 day
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Red Hood needs a dye job!
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There are a list of people that know Jason is Red Hood. Bruce, Dick, Tim, Damian, Duke, Cass, Steph, Alfred, Roy, just to name a few. And they all know because they're his family and they work to serve justice in this city alongside him.
And after all those names on the list of people who know Jason is Red Hood, comes you.
You see, you wanted to follow your passion. Your passion being hair dressing. Which you followed all through cosmetology school. So you ended up working in a hair salon.
It's Gotham. You're closing one night and you're alone. But you've done it before. Nothing different. You make sure to shut the lights off, unplug the dryers, close the bathroom door, and bring down the gate.
What's waiting for you is not expected.
"Can I make an appointment?"
You yelp and turn around. There in all his dark and gloomy glory is Red Hood. He's standing taller than you, his arms crossed over his shoulders. Just looking right at you.
"What?" you ask.
"Can I make an appointment?" he asks again.
You look at him then. You can see it. The white tuft of hair peeking out from his hood. Huh. Red Hood has white hair.
Well you're not about to stop your self from getting a client. Rent is cheap but it's not that cheap.
"I'm sorry, how would that work? Does the mask stay on?"
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Red Hood comes to you every other month for a dye job. He comes to your house, at 2am every second Tuesday. He knows the way up your fire escape and knows to send you a text before entering.
He sits at your kitchen sink. You prop him on a chair.
You lather on the black dye and let it sit. And when he's done, he leans back and lets you wash it out. The first time he came over he didn't let you style it at all.
But he's since then become more comfortable. He lets you put leave-in conditioner. He lets you style it with a brush and a dryer.
For all intents and purposes you are Red Hood's hair stylist. And no one knows that besides you and him.
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brucewaynehater101 · 2 days
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okay, but if Tim is heavily parenting Bruce, then how does he treat everyone else??? Like, yeah, siblings, but does he also have moments where his need to parent shine through? Do they ever notice?
Tim has some wacky relationships with the Bats. He doesn't necessarily put labels on his relationships and tries not to let other people's relationships with each other affect his relationship with them too much. Here's how he would define them if he was pushed:
Alfred is both Tim's equal and an authority in his life. They both parent Bruce, but Alfred will tell Tim he isn't allowed to patrol when injured. He will tell Tim to go to bed and to knock it off with some actions. Tim is still a teenager and does make some stupid decisions (kids have a harder time with impulse control due to brain development). In return, Tim will ask Alfred to take breaks and help him when needed. Alfred has more power and respect, but they usually work together to help the household.
Tim does see Dick as an older brother and allows himself to be treated as a younger brother. Because Dick is independent from Bruce, this is easier.
Barbara is in a similar position to Alfred. Tim will defer to her judgment, but they work together to keep the Bats running. Tim does more of the emotional work, Alfred does more of the physical care work (cooking, cleaning, etc.), and Babs does more of the vigilante support. They will help the others in their areas, but they do the majority of their own fields.
Cass is Tim's sister. Tim kind of sees it like they have different dads and usually mentally blocks out that her dad is his son. Cass understands in a way Dick doesn't (cause Dick also doesn't know), so it's easier in other areas than it is for Dick.
Steph is Tim's platonic soul mate.
Jason was Bruce's son until after the BruceQuest. Because Jason attacked Tim, Tim refused to have a personal relationship with the man. He was his son's son, not Tim's brother or grandson. After Tim and Jason started getting along, he started to see him as his little shit of a grandson.
Damian was on a similar boat to Jason. After the BruceQuest, Tim started to see Damian as his nephew (or as Dick's son).
Duke is Tim's friend, but he's starting to see him as a brother as well.
Those would be the more rigid definitions Tim would assign if he gave them thought, but he typically let's the vibes be and allows the others to make decisions on how their relationship is defined.
But yes, he does accidentally slip into parenting them. I imagine, if the batkids found out how he truly feels about them, shit would hit the fan (so to speak).
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audhd-nightwing · 2 days
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my take on the Reverse Robins au
damian - bruce met talia and trained with the LoA a few years before becoming Batman. a couple years into being Batman, talia leaves a 7-8 year old damian on bruce’s doorstep. he has to help damian unlearn years of violence and lets him become Batman’s sidekick as an outlet. not sure what his hero name would be yet tbh but i’ll probably just go with Batboy. he becomes a vigilante at 9 y/o
duke - he’s 10 when his parents are jokerized, and he runs away from foster care. he uses his powers to try and become a vigilante but he’s still ten and untrained. batman finds him losing control of his powers and helps him calm down (he works with the justice league, he knows how to deal with super-powered beings). bruce takes him in and while at first damian (14) is wary of being replaced, duke grows on him rather quickly. bruce takes him to the JL and barry & clark help him learn to control his powers. eventually, after being trained by bruce and learning to control his meta abilities, he becomes Signal (at around 13 y/o)
tim - once bruce wayne officially has two kids, the drakes ask him if tim can stay at Wayne Manor whenever they’re out of the country. the boys know each other from galas and get along well, so bruce agrees (he can also tell tim doesn’t have very many friends and is quite lonely). so tim ends up spending a lot of time at the Manor and ofc connects the dots of bruce and his kids disappearing whenever Batman and his partners appear. he basically just tells them he knows and asks if he can do anything to help. so they give him access to the Batcomputer and he directs them on missions and helps with cases. he starts staying at Wayne Manor when he’s about 10 (damian is 16 and duke is 12) and figures out their identities a year or so later. over comms he goes by ‘T’ and later ‘Rumor’. eventually his parents die in a plane crash and he (15) is officially adopted by bruce
steph - she starts out as Spoiler at 13 (damian is 19, duke is 15, tim is also 13). damian has become his own hero at this point: Leviathan. steph works with Signal the most but will work with Leviathan on occasion. damian is a reluctant older brother figure to her and pretends to find her annoying but is secretly very protective of her. she tended to avoid Batman until damian pestered bruce into reaching out and offering to train her which she happily accepted. when they reveal their identities to her she finally meets tim (who is usually just on comms with them) and befriends him immediately. they become besties and an unstoppable duo
cass - same origin of being raised a weapon and running away. she shows up in gotham one day and stays in hiding for a while before letting Batman see her and confront her. she ends up going home with him and the others just accept that they have a sister now. her and damian are the closest because they understand each other best, but tim is her favorite sibling. she is a few years younger than tim and steph. she is 14 when she arrives in gotham (tim and steph are 16, duke is 18, damian is 22). she goes by Orphan and later Black Bat
jason - same origin of stealing the batmobile’s tires at 12. he is three years younger than cass (15). damian (23) has been his own vigilante for years now so jason takes up the Batboy mantle (duke is 19, tim & steph are 17). he is killed by the joker at 15, and returns as Red Hood at 17
dick - same origin of parents death and bruce being at the circus. he is 9, jason is 13, cass is 16, tim & steph are 18, duke is 20, damian is 24. jason and cass are dick’s favorite siblings (and the only ones who still live in the manor). jason is Batboy, cass is Black Bat, tim is Rumor, steph is Spoiler, duke is Signal, and Damian is Leviathan. dick becomes Robin at 10
babs - dick’s friend from school, they’re on the mathlete team together. she is a year younger than him, but they are both very smart. has yet to get into the vigilante business but probably will eventually. knows dick is Robin. her and dick once hacked into the pentagon because they were bored. absolutely terrifying duo. they become friends in middle school- dick is 12, babs is 11
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eldritch-crab · 9 hours
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I feel the need to talk about my personal Batfam timeline of important events (mostly people joining/changes in status quo) so imma scream it into the void and also I don’t know all the lore so I might miss something or I just don’t like it so I ignore it
Year -6:Bruce leaves to train around the world at age 18
Year 1: Bruce starts as Batman at age 24
Year 3: Bruce adopts a 12 year old Dick and he starts operating as Robin six months later
Year 4: Barbara becomes Batgirl at age 15
Year 5: Justice League is formed
Year 7: Teen Titans are formed taking Dick’s attention away from Gotham
Year 8: Dick quits being Robin at age 17 after a falling out with Bruce
Year 9: 11 year old Jason gets adopted by Bruce and becomes Robin
Year 10: Dick becomes Nightwing at 19 after a year and a half break from vigilantism
Year 12: Barbara is paralyzed at age 24 and Jason is killed a few months later at age 14
Year 13: Barbara after recovery becomes Oracle
Year 14: 13 yr old Tim becomes Robin and 13 yr old Stephanie becomes Spoiler
Year 16: Tim has to stop being Robin and Steph takes over until she gets “killed” and Tim takes up the mantle again
Year 17: 17 yr old Cass becomes Batgirl and 19 yr old Jason shows up as Red Hood
Year 19: 10 yr old Damian starts living with Bruce
Year 20: Bruce is “Killed” by darksied and Dick takes over as Batman, Tim becomes Red Robin, Damian becomes Robin
Year 22: Bruce returns and takes back role of Batman, Cass shares title of Batgirl with Steph
Year 23: 39 yr old Kate becomes Batwoman, Alfred is killed:(
Year 24: 17 yr old Duke becomes Signal, Damian kinda stops being Robin but not really?
Year 25: The Present
Ages (by my very bad math):
Alfred(at time of death): 75
Bruce: 49
Dick: 34
Babs: 36
Jason: 27
Tim: 24
Steph: 24
Cass: 25
Damian: 16
Kate: 41
Duke: 18
Ik these are not their canon ages but those do not make any sense and I like this a lot better tbh
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robintherobiner · 6 hours
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Batfams reaction to Tim coming out in my Reverse Robins AU:
Alfred: "Jolly good, dear boy. Next time you wish to tell me something, please simply knock on the door instead of hiding in my rose bushes."
Bruce: "Thats great. Would you like the list of queer spaces and groups I made for you? Yes I already knew you were bisexual, when you had a concussion you once told me you liked watching Looney Tunes: Back In Action because the main actors were both hot."
Damian: "Okay. I quite literally do not care who you date." *side-eye from Jon* "I mean, thank you for sharing this information, I am very happy for you."
Duke: "Cool, glad you figured that out, dude!"
Steph: "Saaaaame. You're still gonna die alone though. DON'T THROW THAT BOOK AT ME BITCH I'LL KICK YOUR BONEY ASS-"
Jason: "Why are you telling me this, I literally saw you kiss Bernard last week. Yeah I lied when I said I was watching TV. Congrats though, double chance to be rejected!"
Cass: "I know."
Dick: "Hi Bisexual, I'm Dick. WAIT DON'T LEAVE I HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO ASK! ... Why do you dress so bad if you've been in the closet so long?"
Barbara: "I'm happy for you and Bernard. Yeah. I hacked into your apartment cameras. Sorry. Not to you, I'm sorry for my eyes, I had to clean them with bleach."
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noitwang · 2 days
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waywardwonder · 1 year
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You know what the real problem in the batfam is — EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM WAS AN ONLY CHILD
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evaningotham · 1 month
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i need the batfam fandom to give damian the same energy we give tom hollands peter parker in fics like
i want Field Trip to Wayne Enterprises fics
fics where damian gets phone calls from his famous siblings in class
fics where damian has to deal with the other kids watching thirst traps of his older siblings
fics where he’s getting bullies and one of them shows up in full vigilante attire to scare the middle school bully
just
damian al ghul wayne fanfic that centers around his school life and protective family
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bibibusinessman · 2 days
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Batfams favorite fruits
Bruce: Black twig apples cuz he hates himself
Dick: bananas cuz well ya know
Jason: blackberries perfect to snack on while reading
Tim: doesn’t eat fruit. Probably has very low vitamin levels and will get scurvy
Steph: plums cuz they are her favorite color
Cass: raspberries cuz she thinks they are cute and tasty
Damian: kiwi cuz he thinks the texture is interesting
Duke: starfruit cuz he likes that it’s yellow and it’s tasty also he can throw them at people
Barbara: blueberries cuz they are good and not messy to eat while working as oracle
Kate: apples cuz they are cronchy
Alfred: British people don’t believe in fruit. It’s a myth.
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randombatcharts · 4 months
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I changed it from the original yet again, hope you like my crappy cat drawing added on to it! I hope y’all like it, I meant to post one a few days ago but forgot, so we’re skipping the Christmas one. (Unless I already did and just forgot about it)
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ruenii · 1 year
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Tim, [pointing his staff at the human traffickers]: YOU ARE OUTGUNNED
Jason, [hyping him up]: WHAT?
Tim: OUTMANNED!
Jason: WHAT?!
Tim: OUTNUMBERED OUTPLANNED
Jason: PAY YOUR FUCKING TAXES!
Tim: PUT YOUR GUNS DOWN ON MY COMMAND
Jason: HAND EM OVER!!
Tim: THIS IS HAMILTON MY RIGHT HAND MAN!
Jason, [getting his guns out]: PWO PWO PWO PWO PWO-
Goons: *shaking* what the FUCK are Batman feeding his partners--
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swugflower · 10 months
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I feel like there would be such anxiety in the high society in and around Gotham when it comes to Bruce Wayne, his children and them attending galas.
I feel like he would basically never RSVP, but just show up with however many children he feels like. (Or accept everything and decide later).
What’s it’s gonna be? Bruce Wayne alone, flirty and drunk? Bruce Wayne, exhausted, because he has his whole gaggle of kids with him? Bruce Wayne and just some of his kids - if so, which one? The one that constantly climbs on something (tho he is popular with the young attendees and milfs), the 17yo CEO, the silent one (looks kinda scary but harmless), the sassy blonde one that isn’t even his fucking kid, the mystery blood child (very scary but if you have an animal charity he will donate lots of money), the newest no nonsense one or even the one that looks like the one who died and claims to have no relation to the Waynes but only ever hangs out with them.
Or will be bring a random date? Or his butler?
It’s a mystery, but you can bet: if even one Wayne shows up, it will be an interesting evening
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