#Big Duckie

[fiendishfables]

Bro didn't know what true anxiety was until now-

Thought his wife leaving him was rough?

Nah.

The Great Duck of Chile.

Now THAT'S a true trauma inducer.

(He also totally started the hashtag #banboats after this happened)

#hazbin hotel #lucifer hazbin #lucifer hazbin hotel #lucifer #Chile duck #Big Duckie #lucifer morningstar #lucifer magne #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin lucifer #bro is experiencing true distress for the first time #mmm duck #RIP the Great Duck of Chile #ban boats #mess with the duck and you get the Lucifer #morningstar #magne #king of hell is literally a child in disguise #memes #fanart #not my art #pinterest #ducks #save the ducks #also another hashtag he made btw #hazbin hotel memes

[emryarts]

and thus, big slappy was born

@riddle-me-ducc “this will do numbers on the tumblr”

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 scout #tf2 pyro #tf2 medic #big slappy #meme #emryarts #shitposts #drops this out of nowhere and disappears for another 3 months #this was for u duckie

[woso-dreamzzz]

Can we get Kristie hcs with the kids she knows?

Kristie thinks Bubs and Angel are two little sweethearts. She knows very early on that they're either going to be best friends forever or in love. She thinks they come as a pair and when she asks after them, she asks about both of them at the same time.

Kristie thinks Pipsqueak is really funny, especially when she called Sam's backflip lame and showed her a much more complicated routine. Kristie couldn't stop laughing at how offended Sam looked at it.

Kristie waking up one morning to Sim!Chook standing by the bed with her spinosaurus under one arm, Helen in the other and her dino mask over her face and just sighing because this is what her life has come to.

Kristie can't believe that Sam has been endangering Princesse so much. She just can't believe it and she's a firm member of the keep-Sam-away-from-Princesse squad.

Kristie doesn't believe the rumours about Gremlin's behaviour until she's babysitting and she's completely thrown in the deep end to the true chaos of Gremlin.

Kristie coming to Chelsea to visit Sam and just flat out ignoring her in favour of Duckie and her little trail of ducks. Sam trying to get Kristie's attention but she just ignores her so she can play with Duckie.

#asks #bubs #angel #chook #pipsqueak #the big adventures universe #gremlin #duckie

[blackfolksloveanimetoo]

#nicki minaj twerk #ebony babe #sexy ebony #black tumblr #rihanna #duckie thot #assmazin #big bootie #big round butt #black beauty #black girl magic #black luxury #curvy hips #cutie with a bootie #latina #black girl aesthetic #wife exhibition #exhibition kink #public exhibition #art exhibition #exhibition stands #thickaf #bootie peach #thick and juicy #thick babe #thickwomen #thick vibes only #curvy #i say damn!! #chubby

[gasstationclown]

is this anything

standard practice

bubble bath for torbek, stupid hawaiian shirt for torbek (i didnt draw a pattern you just have to imagine), bow in hair for torbek

working hard

and the full thing

#the breast reduction meme is so fucking funny i think about it frequently like. who came up with this #i think torbek deserves to be pampered. big ass bubble bath with rubber ducky be upon ye #of course kremy and gideon sleep together in the same bed its nothing weird it just saves money. on mattresses and bed frames and blankets #and pillows. obviously #need to learn how to draw hootsie i feel bad because i never draw her <//3 #art #my art #drawing #fanart #digital art #legends of avantris #avantris #this isnt my best work i just wanted to post something tbh #i didnt catch the stream wednesday so no spoilers please 🙏🙏 #after i watch it i will probably have something to post. maybe #oh anyway continuing with tags #ouaw #once upon a witchlight #kremy lecroux #gideon coal #coalecroux

[krizariel]

Inspired on an episode from HIMYM - because is my background noise show:

Tim hooking up with Jason thinking he is a hooker because whoever introduced them (probably OG Bernard) was playing a prank on Tim for being a prude/too puritan and is not like Tim had much time to find a date for the wedding he had to go to. He is still friends with his ex but it hasn't been that long since the break-up and its awkward and now they have to go to the same wedding since they are within the same group of friends.

Bernard: You should totally bring a date

Tim: what? who am I gonna bring? I'm too busy as it is and I'm not going to bring a random guy from grindr

Bernard: Eh, just bring an escort

Tim: I'm not THAT desperate.

Bernard: Pfft, what's the big deal, no strings attached, get to show everyone you are doing just fine, no one has to know, you leave with your dignity AND a good time

Tim: You cannot be serious.

Bernard: Oh I'm so serious. What, Tim Drake can't hook up with a hooker now?

Tim: Just no, and seriously shut up. I'll see if I can find someone and I have nothing to prove I don't care to make Steph jealous. Plus I'm sure she won't bring a date.

Wedding comes, Tim shows up and Bernard is with his date and another very handsome man.

Tim pulls Bernard to the side because what?!

Tim: Who is that?

Bernard: Oh, you know, found you a date *wink*, thank me later.

Tim: With a hooker!?

Bernard: What, too handsome to be a hooker uh? No one would ever suspect anything

Tim: That's beside the point! I had said no-

Bernard: Geez, give it a try no one said to sleep or do anything with him? He is just a companion tonight, whatever else happens is up to you

Tim: I know that! But-

Steph: You guys ok there?

Steph and her date had joined Jason and Ariana (Bernard's date) and they had come looking for Bernard and Tim.

Jason: Hey, you are way cuter than described.

And he winked at Tim. He was way too handsome, towering the whole group.

Tim at first is kind of forced to go along but it would be awkward to reject Jason since he was already there, and it was not his fault plus damn he looked stunning. They hit it off just fine, in fact it was great, Jay was a total nerd, they spent most of the night talking, drinking and flirting, and Tim started to feel all giddy and more emboldened to just flirt back. Is not like he will see him again right?

The event was at a hotel and they were going to leave their own ways. At first Tim was reluctant because well, he has never done this before and maybe this is going to be really expensive but… what the hell, he hasn't been with anyone for some time and he really finds he likes Jason even if he is a hooker and might not actually like Tim. So he invited Jason to his room to which Jason just said: Was starting to think you were not going to ask. That would have been no fun.

They hook up, sex is amazing, 100/10 would do it again … , and Tim leaves a few $100 bills by the table and just leaves a note with his number saying call me. Tim thinks well… at least maybe this way he knows Tim is still interested to see him again. Tim feels crazy because what has his life come to… and no, is not like this will be a Pretty Woman kind of plot, Jason probably has other people to see and WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM!? He will totally not tell anyone about this and certainly won't tell Bernard how did it go.

Well, Jason never calls him, Tim doesn't have his number, so he can't call him. Not long afterwards Tim has an accident on his bike, the paramedics come get him and Tim sees Jason there. At first Tim thinks maybe he is hallucinating because he totally has a concussion but-

Tim: Jason? what are you doing here?!

Jason: My job?? Didn't Bernard tell you I was a paramedic?

Tim: WHAT? AREN'T YOU A HOOKER!?!?

Jason: What.

Jason has half the mind to not punch Tim because he is having flashbacks of having such an amazing time with this rich kid that seemed nothing like the rest but then he wakes up alone and with money by the bed table. So insulting.

Jason: I'm a fucking PARAMEDIC… now shut the fuck up before I fucking make your injuries worse and lose my license.

Anyway, they clear things up (and Tim cant look at any of the nurses in the eye because they start giggling). Bernard, Ariana and Jason work at the same hospital and Ariana and Jason are good friends. Bernard invited Jason with them, telling him he had a good friend of his who is really cute but pretty lonely and can't find a date since he barely has any time to get himself out there. Jason shot him down at first with thanks but no thanks, but Ariana (Bernard's gf) told him Tim is actually really nice. Since Jason didn't have any plans he ended up accepting.

Jason: So you slept with me…thinking I was a hooker?!

Tim: …. Listen I wasn't going to do any of it, I swear but you were so funny, witty, smart, loved talking to you and in just a few hours I found I really was starting to like you, you were amazing… and didn't matter what you did for a living. I genuinely wanted to see you again and now I'm babbling and not making any sense I'm sorry-

Jason: The fuck is wrong with ya?… after another string of curses

Tim: I- … I'm sorry, I know this is a mess and I understand if you don't want to see me again-

Jason: No, I was talking to myself because for whatever reason I find ya oddly sweet.

Jason: But first, I'm going to do something for myself and slash Bernard's bike tires :)

Tim: Oh, can I join you?

Jason: Sure. It's a date Timbit ;)

#jaytim #timjay #jason todd #tim drake #the dicking can be done by anyone that's up to you #no capes au #not fic #sorry i just wanted Tim to embarrass himself big time #by screaming BUT YOU ARE A HOOKER?? #I swear i love my ducky disaster

[majimasleftasscheek]

🦆ㅤ

#I was gonna draw a sexy comic today but I got the big sleepy and did duckies instead kldflkd #yakuza #ryu ga gotoku #kiryu kazuma #majima goro #my art

[1luckyrubberducky]

Toy Moon actually admires THE BIG ONE lol

#the big one tiktok #lucky ducky tiktoks

[gothducky]

Make sure you show your butch your appreciation after he cooks you breakfast lunch and dinner 👭

Rah (he/she) on the left, Nancy (she/her) on the right. Nancy is my wife's OC. :-)

#gl #yuri #butch4femme #original content #original character #lesbian #lesbian art #lesbian ocs #ducky ocs #happy big butch friday everyone #trying to get back to the swing of things after the two worst weeks with some sweet ocs im obsessed with

[sykam0re]

New oc based on an outfit I made in sploon :3

This is Duckie!! They're a lil blue-ring octopus that loves all things ducks, and they main is the new Nautilus 79 :D

They tend not to speak and communicate with rubber duckies, of which they squeak when annoyed and gift to people they like 💖 they also decorate their mask with duck stickers and have duck patches and badges on their jacket

They rarely show their face since they're embarrassed by their prominent facial markings...makes them look like a baby duck tho~

I hope u guys like them!! I'll draw them digital eventually, pen scribbles for now ( ´ ꒳ ` )

#love my duckie baby #also they're an avid salmon runner #not so big on ranked tho #splatoon #splatoon 2 #splatoon 3 #oc #original character #splatoon oc #splatoon art #art #my art #my oc #fanart #splatoon fanart #octoling #octoling oc #blue ringed octopus

[television-overload]

NOOOOOOOOO NOT DAVID MCCALLUM

RIP Ducky 😭😭😭😭

Seriously though, what a legend. So kind and a fantastic actor. What an incredible life.

I feel like we all need to share our favorite Ducky moments. Honestly when Ducky had his heart attack and that whole character arc.... you just don't see development like that on the show anymore. Absolute masterclass in acting. So thankful we had so many years with him.

#gone to the great big bowtie in the sky #ncis #david mccallum #ducky mallard #he's trending number 1 on twitter rn #I'm tearing up at all the love for him

[the19thduckpotato]

so today has been hilarious already

first up, the Scrunkle Might statue I've been waiting six months for came in today

I really like the detail on him c:

but then

BUT THEN

AND THEN GUESS WHAT

go on GUESS

because this man has zero fashion sense n even less inconspicuousness skill

@my-favorite-aesthetics my inspiration once again♡

#because i love him #the big ol goof #how would you even BEGIN to hide #a seven foot scarecrow? #toshinori #all might #dad might #sunflower dad #ducky doodles

[woso-dreamzzz]

Which mums would let their kids be involved in media for the team (harpers tillie squad announcement) or like fun videos with other squad members

Bug is fairly involved at Arsenal but everything has to be run past Leah and Jordan first.

Princesse has been known to appear a few times but that's up to her discretion. Magda and Pernille never make any promises. If Princesse wants to do it then they'll let her do it.

Not so much getting involved but Duckie has a habit of interrupting Jessie's interviews

#asks #bug #duckie #the big adventures universe

[skunkes]

updated shrine... + a glimpse of my Beautiful Bobblehead Beasts collection on bottom left

#i know kiiroitori is not a ducky... #same wit badtz maru but he's just there bc daffy is #talkys #theres also at least one duck on all my other shelves #+ some other badtz marus #the big psyduck here has a bib with a ducky on it #poochie is also not a ducky i jst didnt want her to be alone elsewhere. i love poochie

[phina1284]

Happy birthday Ernie !!🐥🎈🎂🎉✨✨

#sesame street #bert and ernie #ernie #bert #count von count #grover #Kermit the Frog #Big Bird #twiddlebug #Rubber Duckie #fanart

[giggly-squiggily]

Here to scream bc I know like 1 other person who watches yyh-

IDK WHY BUT I FIND HIEI MORE ATTRACTIVE WITH HIS MUSCLE SHIRTS ON THAN I DO WITH HIM SHIRTLESS I CANT EXPLAIN IT-

HWNSNANZNSNSNNSNS HECK YEAH COME ON DOWN! 🤣🤣🤣

WAIT THAT’S HONESTLY SO REAL THOUGH- maybe it’s the pants? 90’s anime dresses their characters with pants so high waisted when he doesn’t wear a shirt it looks like he’s about to duke it out in some olden day boxing. Plus he’s kinda built like a Ken doll (affectionate)

(We love Hiei in this house I promise ahndnsnsnsnnd I love our demonic short king so much! 💖💖💖)

#squiggily speaks #ask #duckymcdoorknob #friend :3 #ducky :3 #anime talks #Hiei #beautiful beautiful man #even if he looks a little silly shirtless anznansnnsns #still a big Kurama simp but we love Hiei in this house aswell! #short demon kings for the win!