#Baby Hands up!

[wasabi-gumdrop]

local ladies man’s signature move totally useless against autistic monster enthusiast. more on Kabru’s fumble era at 6

#i’ve seen so many interpretations of that 1 hr freeze frame of Kabru’s smile in ep 16 #he’s meeting his long time crush of course he’s trying to charm him #Kabru so obviously has a big fat giant crush on Laios #like atp in the story he’s tried to talk to him and get his attention so many times agjdjajdj #Laios is the human rubix cube he’s been searching for his entire life #everyone else is almost too easy for Kabru to pin down #Laios on the other hand … a treasure trove of autistic mystery #Kabru is so locked in #Kabru used signature move: charming smile #Laios: no effect! #there’s something so beautiful about the popular pretty boy entering his fumble era when his one true love turns out to be autistic #labru #laios touden #kabru of utaya #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #wasabi rambles #seen so many clock that smile as nefarious and machiavellian #baby no Kabru is just dialing the charm up to 100 and what we’re all feeling is second hand embarrassment LMAO

[snake-with-scallions]

PSA (because I know we’re all so excited for Nico but this needs to be said): YOU CANNOT PUT NICO’S IDENTITY ONTO THE SMOL BOY WHOS GOING TO PLAY HIM.

IF THE ACTOR TURNS OUT NOT TO BE GAY AS THE YEARS GO BY WE ARE GOING TO LOVE AND RESPECT HIM REGARDLESS!!

IF ANYONE IN THIS FANDOM KIT CONNORS A FRIGGIN TEN YEAR OLD I WILL FIND YOU AND RIP OUT YOUR SPINE!!!!

EVERYONE’S EXCITED FOR OUR GAY DISNEY PRINCE BUT PLEASE REMEMBER THAT THE ACTOR ISN’T NICO, AND WILL HAVE HIS OWN IDENTITY THAT HE NEEDS TO FIND OUT FOR HIMSELF AND NOT SHOVED ON HIM BY A BUNCH OF RANDOM FANS THAT DON’T EVEN KNOW HIM!!!

Please I know everyone is excited but I am so scared for this kid

#pjo #percy jackon and the olympians #nico di angelo #percy jackson #pjo tv series #percy jackson show #I’ll do it #I’m serious #I’m THROWING HANDS with anyone who tries to put Nico’s identity on his baby actor #he might end up being gay but he needs to not be forced into that #please don’t cyber bully the child #I’m literally begging y’all

[lorenzlund]

Auch das weltweit vertretene Heer von Schutzengeln besitzt eine Top100 bei den auch eigenen Lieblings-titeln unter den Songs!

Gegenwärtige No.1 darunter ist: “Silently we Cross Your Harts … I Want you to become my Baby…!”

Es ist wohl der Song, welche gerade der meistgesungene ist - bei mir! Eine solche Warnung erfolgt sie rechtzeitig hilft immer sehr!

Immer wieder in den Top10 an höchster Stelle auch mitvertreten ist aber auch ein alter Song von Phil Collins: We can’t hurry/curry love! 

*Was bedeutet: die Liebe muss eine kontinuierlich stattfindende sein, die Kette an Ereignissen darf nie für längere Zeit unterbrochen werden. Ein solches dann erneut  stattfindendes Ereignis kann eine Vielzahl an ganz unterschiedlichen Formen besitzen! Wie halt selbst auch das Curry in einer Mittagsmahlzeit und dem Essen!

An den im Anschluss jeweils mitgegebenen Erläuterungen will immer wieder einmal das O.K. auch selber mitwirken!! (Möglich, sie holen Collins jetzt allein schon deswegen nochmals auf die Bühne zurück!)

Auch im Restaurant Kockmütze findet selbiges Pulver in vielfältiger Form in Speisen gewiss manchmal noch genauso Verwendung!! Gesehen bei Höffner Möbelkette! *cook, a Cock (dt. für: Hahn)

Ein eher nebensächlicher Hinweis: Gerade überflog mich selbst eine sehr große Verkehrsmaschine aus Dresden kommend direkt wieder auch mit Hilfe eines von Kaufland ausgestellten Kassenzettels! Ihr Autopilot wusste meinen genauen Standort!  Das selbe passierte mir so schon einmal selbst mit auch der US-Airforce vor Jahren am Rhein bei Köln, da waren es noch deren Bomberpiloten, die mich alle 6 bis 7 Minuten fanden und direkt überflogen, sie tat es selbst dann immer noch, als ich mich längst in der oberen Dachkammer eines Hauses befand, in der ich Quartier für die Nacht bezog. Und selbst da schon hörte die mir damit erwiesene Liebe und große Zuneigung nie wirklich für auch mich auf!

*Aber selbst das zählt mit zum kalten Krieg und seinen Methoden. (Er wird in der Hauptsache von alten Kriegern und untereinander geführt, daher stammt mit wohl selbst auch dieser Name.) Ein solchermaßen betroffener Mann er endete schnell dadurch in der Psychiatrie auch seines Landes, er brauchte den Rat ihrer Ärzte! (Es sei denn, er ist selber Offizier und kennt die besonders vielfältigen Methoden, die man oft selbst auch dafür hat oder besitzt, im Einzelnen immer noch genauso, teils, weil man sie ihm zuvor noch beibrachte, oder weil  er solch leidvollen Erfahrungen wiederholt auch selber schon machte ... dann aber in meiner Zeit als noch auch vorheriger Privatmann!)

“Die Liebe sie hört ja nie wirklich mit dem plötzlichen Tod des auch eigenen sehr nahen Verwandten für die gesamte auch übrige Familie auf! Stattdessen wird sie dann erneut übertragen!” (*O.K. Mitteilungen)

“Der Liebe könnt auch ihr euch auf Dauer nicht entziehen oder sich vor ihr auf immer selber auch zurückziehen!” (So das neue Songvideo und die - etwas versteckte - Botschaft selbst eines sehr langjährigen Freundes aus den USA und Florida und dem Internet, es trug den Titel: ‘Withdrawl’. Der spontane selbst Barbesuch mit dem sich anschließend getrunkenen und angebotenen sehr edlen Glas Whiskey durch denjenigen. *Nach Zuschicken dieses Videos gibt es diese Freundschaft verständlicherweise länger so zwischen uns nicht mehr!! Ohnehin hat zwischen uns nie eine wirkliche oder echte Paarbeziehung bestanden! (Und wenn, bestand sie so überhaupt nur in den jahrelang gehegten Fantasie von jemand anderem! Keiner wirklich auch von ihm ernstgemeinten! Diese Freundschaft sie endete dann nur auf wesentlich weniger spektakuläre Art und Weise wie es offensichtlich erwartet wurde, durch einseitigen Verzicht! (Mit alleiniger Ausnahme von mir, jedenfalls zu Beginn verhielt sich das so noch bei mir, glaubte beim Rest des Universums nie jemand wirklich jemand an deren Echtheit, und dass sie bestand, bin ich überzeugt, und das teilte man mir dann so auch mit!)

´Sheering the Love …” (we have, give). Sharing food, bikes & cars. Gerade solche gesparten Sachen oder Gegenstände, wie selbst das schwere Möbilar eines Hotelzimmers, denn auch da findet ein indirektes Sharing statt, können dann gefährlich auf den Unterleib oder auch noch weitere Körperteile abstrahlen, so die wiederholte Feststellung, wie selbst auf die Lunge, so dass wir anfangen sehr stark davon u.a. zu husten. Mein letztes mitgeführtes Privathandy rief diesen starken Husten so bei mir auch hervor. (Und so bat man mich allein schon auch deswegen wohl um die erneute Abgabe von ihm, ich sollte es nicht länger haben dürfen!

*Solche ‘Dinge’ sind jedoch nur wenige in der Lage zu tun! Es sind die heutigen Länder unter den weltweiten Atommächten, wie China und die USA, das bedeutsam kleinere heutige Israel gehört ihnen mit an! Nur hier besäße man das Potential dafür! Eine Sache oder Gegenstand, selbst handelte es sich dabei nur um alltägliche Gebrauchsgegenstände von Bürgern, den sogenannten einfachen Leuten, atomar so weit zu verseuchen, dass es beispielsweise den Nieren schadet! Ich bin schon allein auch deswegen davon so überzeugt, gerade weil es in einer solchen Größenordnung wie der immer erneut dann stattfindet!! Das können nur ganz wenige so überhaupt leisten! Gerade auf dem Gebiet traf ich schon auf diverse Tricks! Wie selbst die mit der Zeit, und je länger sie von einem benutzt wird, sehr starkes Fingergelenkrheuma hervorrufende und wieder viel zu schwere Infrarot-Computerfunkmaus aus Metall. Oder die absolute Billigwaschmaschine aus Fernost. Aus dem Keller. (Sehr schnell entwickelt gerade die aber dann einen erneut sehr starken Trommelschaden dadurch. Plötzlich fehlt einer der bisherigen Bolzen dadurch auch in ihr. Sie wäscht nur weiter unter empfindlichem Lärm. An der Autotür wirkt plötzlich der Schließ-Zylinder besonders stark von außen zugefroren, ihr gelangt so nicht ein weiteres Mal ins Wageninnere hinein! Jemand stellt euch von hinten ein plötzliches Bein! Mit dem Kopf schlagt ihr dadurch gegen den oberen Stahlrahmen des Autodachs. Auch sehr beliebt! Gerade das erneute Beinstellen dann von hinten! (Selbst heutige Polizisten können unter solchen Massnahmen plötzlichen, entweder wurden sie dann für sie, vielleicht aber auch sogar gegen einen von ihnen ergriffen, seitens erneuter dann unsichtbarer Dritter leiden, oder der ein oder andere Ordnungshüter selbst auch bei uns, nicht immer ließ sich dann der Grund dafür feststellen, ich bemerkte wiederholt schon beides! Es ist direkt dann erneut auch bei ihrer Gruppe feststellbar! Zwei von jedermann anwendbare Kniffe helfen dabei fast immer sofort auch, um das so über einen Gegenstand sehr schnell auch selber herauszufinden: Aufkommende stärkere Schmerzen an von Zahnärzten zuvor vorgenommenen Reparaturstellen am Gebiss oder einer Krone und ein erstmals schmerzendes Fuß-Gelenk oder dem (Hand)Knochen, Knochen im Allgemeinen! Entweder entfernt man dann sofort den Gegenstand aus jenem Raum, in dem man sich weiter aufhält, oder aber ihr tut es selber. Als weitere Haupterkennungsfaktoren dürfen gelten: einsetzender Kopfschmerz (wie sie selbst von der neuen Stehlampe verursacht werden oder ausgehen können, besungen wird das unter anderem in ‘Lili Marleen’, was einem danach widerfahren kann, hält man sich dabei zu lange auch selber in einem solchen äußeren Lichtkegel und direkt unter ihm auf, in Verbindung mit dann wieder auch sehr viel Stahl), schmerzende und verletzte Männlichkeit (insbesondere ist selbst der obere ’Hahnenkopf’ des Mannes erneut davon dann wieder vielleicht auch betroffen) ... *morgen kann ass dann weitergehen.

Emotions : em po + die deswegen erneut gemeinsam von der Gruppe gegen jemand oder einen einzelnen unternommene Action oder Aktionen. Smiling Emoticons. (’Sharing the love’. Durch ein dem anderen erneut gegebenes oder frei geschenkten Lächeln verbessern wir die Welt!) “Er empfindet nicht mit!” (fehlende Emotionen)

“Eher ist ihr gesamter Stammbaum dann erneut davon betroffen, es sind alle Linien! *allmählich herunterfallendes Laub vom Stamm

der lustlose Patient aus der psychiatrischen Klinik. Er leidet immer wieder unter auch bei ihm wiederkehrenden sehr starken Depressionen.

“Wann wird Ass wieder so, wie er früher war”. Ein sogar sehr informativer erneuter Filmhinweis dazu. Ein fiktiver Film über jemand der gemeinsam mit Patienten aus einer benachbarte  Psychiatrie in seiner Stadt als Kind aufwächst.

*’Dem wiederholten Pressing seitens nun auch anderer!!” (O.K.)

(zu) starkes Pressing und die deswegen nun vom Trainer der anderen Mannschaft unternommene direkte vielleicht sogar (Gegen)Aktion! de: es kommt daher. -ation

Ich muss ihn jetzt unbedingt deswegen auch noch genauso wieder loswerden, diesen Bon!

#Top100 Songlists #Schutzheere für Menschen #Heaven #Chöre #der Mann von der Erde #Baby Hands up! #What is the or a lady #The Lady is a Tramp

[lilybug-02]

Eimmet High...temmiE high. OMG!

Part 28 || First || Previous || Next...

--Full Series--

Next update may take...much longer! I have finals and an internship and not to mention I have to draw- A LOT :')

#Golly! #this is a shorter update but I wanted it to be that way. We've been in the house for a while. It's time to change some scenery!! #Chara using their game narrator voice like “golly!” and “amazing!” #Eimmet high :)) i was really hoping to be able to reference Temmie Chang here. An integral part of UT/DR!! She's awesome! #WE ARE OFFICIALLY ON Day 2 BABY #yes- there is still a little everyman easter egg as well as some other things... ;) #I tried so many new and different things for these panels. I was a little nervous implementing them. But im having a lot of fun with it! #i try to put my own artistic enjoyment above all other things :) its what I strive for. #Angle's landing day! excited for the festivities! #Chara is feeling stabby :) #loved detailing Chara's hand in the last page. When I detail the hands- just know shits getting real #I'm really happy with how I was able to redraw Toriel here. She showed up in the second part and that was it for 2 years -w- #so even if she's not a major character- I wanted to give her some good screen time <3 #I did not make the Darkworld “Mayor” just for that one joke....but dang did it fit perfectly. #these 4 pages took longer than I wanted. I got burnt out with school and then finals came!!! AND ALSO EMAILS q-q #deltarune chara timeline #deltarune chara timeline comic #chara #asriel #kris #susie #toriel #tw cursing #cw cursing

[voltaical-art]

whadya mean he didnt tell you he loves you??? his eyes literally went soft when he looked ur way...

#bg3 #wyll ravengard #tav #wyll x tav #paladin #baldur's gate 3 #voltaical ocs #bishop #wyllll baby you are my ANGEEEEELLLLL #this scene rips my heart out i replayed it a few times to figure out some dialog #AHHHH i just wanna wrap wyll in a blanket and tell him how much i love him ;_; #also its sooo interesting that you need to persuade him to kiss you. i didnt do that in my original playthrough #cause it felt out of character for bishop #but it rlly plays into the headspace wyll is in like he feels so undeserving of love and affection #that hes not even THINKING of having a romantic moment with you #youre the one who has to bring it up #also im so sorry about my shit handwriting i am too lazy to redownload all my fonts onto my new computer and am enjoying lettering by hand #even if its atrocious

[annadeef]

bloody streets, some secrets and a cold coin

Opal belongs to @endlessmidnightparade , Anne belongs to @artbytesslyn and Ferus to @siobhanchiffon

#my art #art #personal art #dnd art #opal #ferus #anne #we got such a good dynamic going that i had to ink these babies for my group weeeeh #Sly is in such good hands ( i hope 😭) #also Baldurs Gate is messed up tf #descent into avernus

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 159

Tucker is done. Absolutely done. Danny, this time it’s your fault, and not his, this time it wasn’t him who touched the magical weird artifact thing. At least Sam is there too, so they can complain together. 

Or they would, if not for the fact that their bodies are toddlers, and somehow stuck to freaking ghost-speak! And not even proper ghost-speak but like, toddler ghost speak! 

He can’t see his PDA anywhere either, which is downright heartbreaking. Patricia had been the best thing he’d made to date! And she was now gone! 

At least Danny is also stuck in the same situation as them and- Wait. Okay. Nope, he better not have just seen Sam float slightly. It would not be fair if she got ghost-powers too- holy realms his hand just went through the floor. Okay. Alright. 

They apparently all have ghost powers now. As toddlers. In some unknown place that had some sort of ecto-stream runoff thing. That wasn’t concerning at all. 

Oh, did he mention the gold-eyed figure staring at them from across said stream? Well they were across the stream, now they seem to be staring at them from like a foot away and maybe having a breakdown. Or a headache? They were clutching their head is what he was trying to say, but his stupid baby vision wasn’t the best at a distance. 

Yeah he’s blaming this one on Danny.

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #sam manson #danny fenton #tucker foley #talons #The talons are Pretty Sure these are strange baby-talons but think they might be sick #So they’re taking turns hiding them from the Court so they aren’t destroyed #Someone will eventually find out that there’s several rogue Talons stealing from stores #That day is not today #Halfa trio #Talons are attempting to parent & might end up stealing some Lazarus Waters #The issue is that the closest Pits are either under Gotham or in the Batcave #Tucker wants to throttle Danny because they’re freaking BABIES #Dude they’re in diapers and it’s absolutely horrible he does Not Like #This is how Tucker learns he can just summon handfuls of sand to throw at his friends

[spookeart]

I’ve been told people wanted a fanart of the cave scene, so here it is🤲

This is from ‘Only the brave’ by @solmussa on AO3!! The way I went FERAL reading this omg

‼️ bloody version under the cut👇

#Sirius fighting off the inferis on his own????? #with a fcking mystical sword???!?? #like ARE YOU FR #HE REALLY SAID HANDS OFF MY BABY BRO #HE’S SO FCKING COOL #i want to be like him when I grow up #Sirius black #Sirius black fanart #regulus black #regulus black fanart #marauders #marauders era #marauders fanart #black brothers #artist on tumblr #digital art #my art

[canisalbus]

hello! i've written a short little machete fic, and i wanted to share it with you as thanks for all the incredible art and generous question-answering you've been doing these last few months. i hope that if you give it a look, you enjoy it. <3 keep up all your amazing work! archiveofourown [.] org / works / 50945128

✦ A Voi ✦

#wake up honey new fic dropped #feeling blessed #eating this out of your hands like a baby deer #it's so good you guys treat my lads so well #and write so beautifully and vividly and eloquently #I rambled about this in length in the fic's comment section so I won't repeat myself too much here #but in this one Machete has a little breakdown and gets lovingly bathed like the sad and stunned dog he is #really captured his neuroticism and endless uneasiness #excellent Vittorio content augh I adore him #I'll definitely come back to this later and draw proper actual fanart because some of the scenes are so thematically and visually strong #I need to be able to see them with my actual eyes #dangit I forgot the cut on his lip #had a minor crisis over the color of Machete's robe but maybe it'd be white like the rest of his sleepwear #as a contrast to the usual blacks and reds #fic A Voi #doomcountry #own art #own characters #Machete #CanisAlbus #blood #I said this before and I say it again #if you read the thing and like it it would be very kind and appreciated if you left a small comment to doomcountry as a thank you #you don't need an ao3 account and you can do it anonymously

[missingexaltation]

Wayne coming home to find the boys viciously and LOUDLY arguing and immediately getting ready to a) throw that Harrington boy out on his ear and b) be a shoulder for Eddie to cry on.

As soon as he walks through the door the Harrington boy gestures at him and screeches "TELL HIM WHAT YOU TOLD ME", and Eddie just crumples in on himself in shame, refusing to look at anyone.

Wayne standing there listening to Steve rant about how 'he doesn't care about kids or marriage or any of that shit' and how he's going to throttle Eddie for trying to break up with him because he thinks he's trailer trash and therefore has nothing to offer Steve in the long run.

Wayne excusing himself to get ready for bed, chuckling to himself as he realises that 'that Harrington boy' is gonna be around for a long time, and he's actually good with that.

#eddie munson #steve harrington #wayne munson #steddie #i can see Wayne being completely aloof and distant with King Steve 'The Hair' Harrington until he shows that he puts Eddie first #and then realising that his boy is actually in good hands and backing off completely #Wayne Munson is a god tier parent...no i don't take criticism #(Eddie thinks he's being practical but he's just scared shitless bless him) #Steve is in full 'shut the fuck up and listen to me while i aggressively tell you how amazing you are' mode and it's terrifying #how the fuck did this get 1k notes #and now 2k notes wtf...thanks guys! #3k Holy shit #This post is sponsored by 4k notes #5k notes omfg...it's an honour to be on this hellsite #6k nightmare 😂 #7k superstar #8k baby! #9k nugget! 😄

[courfee]

“Regulus would be proud of us,” James whispered quietly to no one in particular, still gripping onto the painting like a life raft. 

— Tender Curiosities, Baby!  @otrtbs

#ive thought about this scene for so long it just took me forever to draw cause once again the anatomy of cars is the bane of my existence #like originally i wanted evan and barty holding hands to be visible to have the contrast of sad lonely james and sad not lonely rosekiller #but alas cars wont allow it #ahb just still has my entire heart you dont get it #i have a none blurry rosekiller and a just james in front of blue with stars version of this but i think ill only put them on insta... #tender curiosities baby #art heist baby #james potter fanart #james potter #jegulus #rosekiller #rosekiller fanart #marauders #marauders fanart #evan rosier #barty crouch jr #jegulus fanart #jegulus fanfiction #fic: ahb #art heist baby! #mine #my art #hp #ahb #(sneaky end notes: i do have to admit i am not too pleased with evan and barty but this was my first time drawing them) #(so i couldnt figure it out quite yet hency why they look a little. less efforty...) #(also the snake ring is the same design that i drew for chapter 34 of ahb in my little chapter illustrations for my typeset) #((nvm i just checked back and i am fully lying here i used a different one for my typeset and now im vaguely upset oops) #(i shouldnt make decisions only half awake im going to think about this for too long now i am sad)) #((like suddenly i was like. hold up. i had a different design there didnt i... it was an open ring goddamnit))

[javelinbk]

John Lennon and Robert Fraser preparing John’s ‘You Are Here’ exhibit, 1968

#sweet baby #the fluffy hair #the pen #the smile #the hand on hip #the hand on the wall #the little tongue sticking out #such a nice white canvas too would be such a shame if someone pushed him up against it #note also robert’s ever so slightly untucked shirt #john lennon #robert fraser #javelin's gifs

[flyingcakeee]

I wish Zhou was dotd because I am literally sobbing over this

#he deserves it so much #he got his own little spot and that made me tear up #then the camera showed him crying and I broke down #I want to hold him in my hands like a baby #f1 #formula 1 #zhou guanyu #chinese gp 2024

[halfghostwriter]

When a true baby ghost is born— a ghost not born of dying, but rather through the desire of another ghost— they are little more than a core with wispy ectoplasm emanating from them for about a month. During said month, they take on influence from their surroundings in order to figure out the form they’ll take, hence why so many young ghosts look like their parents.

Because they aren’t fully formed until a month after their birth, the parent or parents will take on a far more aggressive, primal form in order to protect their child. The parent’s form will become incredibly monstrous, and their size will increase, with triple their normal size being most common among parents. Their mental state also becomes incredibly instinctual, higher intelligence temporarily being replaced by aggression towards anyone the ghost doesn’t consider family. They stay in this state until the baby is fully formed.

Of course, Danny “don’t worry about it” Phantom forgets to add this bit of trivia to his explanation to his fellow heroes as to why he was taking paternity leave. In his defense, he didn’t expect them to visit during that month.

And he definitely didn’t expect his brooding brain to latch onto most everyone who visited as “part of his brood.”

#danny phantom #dp x dc #Danny has inadvertently kidnapped: 1. the entire shazam family 2. most of the batfamily 3. most of young Justice 4. Martian Manhunter #5. several green lanterns 6. teekl somehow 7. several pretty rocks #I should mention Danny’s ‘brooding form’ is far larger than average #mostly because of his incredibly long tail that he’s using to wrap around his ‘brood’ #he keeps the baby in the extra pair of hands he grew #the only reason Sam and Tucker aren’t there is because they were with Danny when frostbite explained everything #they helped set up his nest in a quite part of amity park #the entire town knows not to go there during the month #it was a big story on the news #specifically because it meant that the usual rogues gallery wouldn’t be invading during that time #because no ghost in their right mind would approach a brooding ghost #phantomama au

[faeriekit]

Snow Day

SO IT TURNS OUT @tourettesdog also had a far-frozen based Phic Phight prompt so here's a sister fic of Snowdrift Sanctuary from yesterday okay please and thank you

Tundra peeked around the pillar of ice. Again.

The human was still there.

…Tundra peeked left. Tundra peeked right. No one else had seen them yet.

The human, in a big coat and big boots was squatting in the snow, drawing shapes Tundra couldn’t make out with their finger.

Tundra’s tail wagged. Well. He didn’t have a very long tail, so he mostly butt-wiggled. There’d never been a human at the Far Frozen before!! Tundra had heard of humans — he’d seen depictions and heard stories, sure. But now a human was here. And they lived here.

That was so cool.

So, maybe Tundra wanted to say hi! So what? Mama had said that he should be nice to the human, since they needed help and shelter that the Chief would provide, but they were also new and interesting and they hardly ever had anyone stay with them who wasn’t a yeti ever!! Maybe they’d let Tundra play with them while they were here?

So Tundra got down on his haunches. He crawled over the snowbank, wriggling as he went, taking advantage of his coat that blended into the terrain.

The human didn’t see him at all.

Tundra bared his teeth in a play grin, eyes squinting, tongue caught between his teeth. The human was so close. He crouched down as far as he could. He waited until the human wasn’t looking.

Tundra pounced.

And then there was a flash of green burning through the air, hot and bright and loud. Tundra startled.

He landed in the snow, dazed and off-balance. He could feel a hot spot in his fur—putting his paw to it, Tundra could feel where his fur was burnt to singed ends, the tips of each hair bulbous with char.

There was a steaming hole in the snow behind him.

…Oh.

“HOLY SH—are you okay?? Did I hurt you?? I’m sorry!!” someone shouted. Someone gently turned Tundra’s head, careful not to move him too harshly or too quickly. “Is your head okay? Are you bleeding? Is—“

“…Cool.” Tundra muttered, eyes still stuck to the hole in the snow. That was so strong. Even Avalanche wasn’t that strong, and she beat everyone in the tournament last season. No wonder the chief was in charge of the human ghost, even if there were lots of adults willing to help.  

“Sorry, I’m so sorry,” the human apologized again, hands on their flat, pink face. Huh. Their hair was white now. When did that happen? “Usually when ghosts sneak up on me, they’re, uh… they’re not usually playing.”

Tundra looked at the human’s flat face and frowned. They got attacked? For real, and not for playing? “That’s mean. I hope you got them.”

The human made a strangled noise. Super weird! “Yeah…yeah. I did.”

“Good,” Tundra decided, back straightening straight up. The human was about as tall as he was, but humans were smaller in general. They were probably older. “If anyone attacks you now, you should get the Chief to eat them, and then they won’t attack you anymore.”

The human made another choked noise. Tundra assumed it was a laugh. He grinned back, pleased with the response, and wriggled back upright. “I’m Tundra! Mama says that you’re older than me even though we’re just as tall as each other! Are you a boy human, or a girl human? Or neither? Or both?!”

“…I’m a boy,” the human said, voice weak. Tundra peered in close at him, trying to see if he’d been injured too, but no; he looked fine, and he got his black hair back too.

“Cool,” said Tunda. “So am I. Arctic is too, but he’s big already, so he doesn’t want to play all the time. Do you like hunting?”

“I’ve…never hunted before.”

Not ever? Tundra gasped. “We can play chase, then, and then the chief can teach you how to hunt! And then we can hunt together!” Tundra scrambled to his feet, excited. “Do you want to stalk Avalanche with me?! She always throws me off, and then we can wrestle!”

The human hesitated.

“Or,” Tundra amended, because the human was still kind of small, “You can watch me stalk Avalanche, and watch us wrestle, and then I can teach you to stalk the chief so that you can wrestle with someone you know is safe.”

The human snorted, the fur cuff from his sleeve hiding his face. “I don’t know…isn’t he busy? You know, being the chief and all…””

“You’re supposed to wrestle your parents,” Tundra assured him, chest fur puffing up with pride. “I used to chew on Mama’s ears all the time when I was a cub. Now Avalanche and Arctic and everyone else can wrestle with me because they’re big enough to know how to stop playing before they squash me flat.”

The human laughed, openly and brightly, and it sounded nice.

Tundra stood so that could he could launch himself back towards the settled part of their little patch of the Infinite Realms. “Come on!!” he shouted, more than eager to play. “Last one there doesn’t get any fish eyes!”

There was a moment of silence—and then they were both rolling in the snow, the human having decided to launch into him!! This was great!! Tundra whooped, feigning bites and wriggling while the human pushed him further into the depths of the snow. The human’s grin was kind of wide and weird without a muzzle, but that wasn’t his fault, and he was having fun!! And so was Tundra!!

And the human-ghost could fly, and Tundra couldn’t, so chasing after him was super fun. They made it all the way back to the settlement in no time flat, dodging other kith and kin—

And running into Mama and Chief Advisor Pritla on accident was worth how much trouble he got into later.

Whoops!

#phic phight 2024 #phic phight #faer fic #danny phantom #far frozen #I needed a yeti to look down at Danny and be like 'this is a best friend' and I needed Danny to look up and go 'this is...legit a baby' #no frostbite this time though check the previous instead #whoah did you know danny phantom was trending today you guys no way /j #no I am still not over the greenland shark nor fish eyes together we can COME TOGETHER AND APPRECIATE CULTURE SPECIFIC DELICACIES #HOLD MY HAND. WE WILL FIND WORLD PEACE. TOGETHER

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OlderDad!Bakugou who gets a haircut and his baby doesn't recognize him and he doesn't want his dad to pick him up 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Bakugou has a cry in the bathroom and you have to spend the rest of the night consoling him.

Also Hiiiiiii, miss u, hope youre gooooood

head in my hands bc of this, just thought abt bakugo growing out his hair a little bit right after baby's birth...takes him months to go and get a real haircut cuz he doesn't wanna burden you more than he already has and by the time he's okay with the thought (but only for "AN HOUR MAX," is what he says), he has a mullet thing going on and all this scruff on his chin🥺🥺🥺

so he gets home with his regular ol' haircut, maybe a little shorter just to account for ... not wanting to go again so soon, and baby's HOLLERING bloody murder as soon as they see him and refusing to be taken out of your arms, doing that thing where they're flipping their face back and forth to dodge a kiss...

it's so tragic bc not even a little cheek nuzzling helps to calm them bc bakugo's CLEAN SHAVEN and smells like aftershave instead of like dad when he tries!!!!!!

and after, you watch him kinda sulk into the bathroom, thinking like aw yeah thats a bummer but also pretty funny, too (esp bc the haircut does look good🫣🤓), AND HE DOESN'T COME OUT FOR LIKE an hour???

....until you finally have to ask him if he's okay in there and you're opening the door to him sitting on the toilet seat, arms crossed and red cheeks a little streaky with tears...

LJFKASDJFADSJK it's the cutest, most sad sight you ever did see!! ofc Bakugo tries to deny it, but the way he tears up again (after you're done assuring him he did nothing wrong) when his baby finally realizes it's him and smiles (and then how he refuses to give them up again until bedtime) has his ass. EXPOSED.

(i love and miss u more than air, earth, water, dirt + HOPE YOU'RE GOOD TOO BESTIE ILY)

#bakugo #HI PYGMY THIS WAS INSANE OF U TO SAY THANK U PYGMY MY BFFL #but sorry u said this and i had to rip the idea right out of your hands and put it straight into my mouth #i feel like i'm high on a drug i really do #bakugo doing that thing where he he refuses to leave baby or u for long periods and fights being told to go do something nice for himself #he's showing up to his first guys night in like 6 months and doesn't know what do with himself #needs a baby picture once and hour #and he gets home to baby asleep in the crib and YES he's upset he missed bedtime but also like. wow. alone time with y/n. #and he just wants to hold u🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 and watch a movie and be together #and he;s finally at a point in his life when he's able to admit vulnerability and talks abt feeling like an inadequate dad. #and finally u just have to shut him up by fuc-[redacted for profanity] #oh my god gonna think abt this all night #ALL NIGHT I LOVE U PYGMY #caitie things #kids tw #gen #pygmy lurks