Customer: LUCKY NUMBERS
DMV: DOES IT LOOK LIKE "TIT"?
Verdict: DENIED
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This ancient dildo was paid out of my own pocket because no one cares. Do you?
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#BOOP
Opt in. Like to make a friend. Reblog to spread the #boop.
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This is your hourly scrolling reminder
Are you enjoying this?
Would you rather be doing something else?
If so please stop and go read your book or eat or something.
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This is your scrolling reminder
Are you enjoying this?
Would you rather be doing something else?
If so please stop and go read your book or eat or something.
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My piece for @crktravelzine ! Please consider checking out everyone else's lovely work here
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Now THESE are the types of changes I like to see around here.
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Part 2 of my Valentine’s Day art, here’s a bunch of (mostly ii lmao) object pairing requests I got from instagram
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PSA FOR ALL AO3 USERS:
Yes, comments like these are made by the bots. Yes, it is a plague. No, it's not worth replying to them, although it'll feel satisfying.
Please flag them as spam. Let the AO3 mods do what they have to.
Also, AO3 allows the writers to change the settings of their works, so that only people with accounts will be able to comment and/or view the fic. Use it as you wish. Yes, you can mass-change this setting in all (or the chosen) of your fics easily.
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Customer: MY MAGICIAN NAME WHEN I USE TO PERFORM AS A TEENAGER
DMV: BALLS IN 1?
Verdict: DENIED
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