#Applying for a job

[literallyaflame]

how do conservatives think talking to children works? if a four year old came up to me and said “i’m a cat!!” i would say “really? what makes you a cat?” and they’d say some shit like “i have claws >:)” and i’d be like “oh wow, you do have claws. but wait, i thought cats had pointed ears!” and they’d say “they DO!!!” and then i’d pull up a picture of an elf and ask “is THIS a cat?” and they’d yell “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

u wouldn’t say “fucking hell, Emily, get it together. this is the real world”

#yes this applies to gender too #if a kid says ‘i’m a girl!!’ it might be because they’re a girl or #it might be because they’ve got an incomplete picture of what a ‘girl’ is in their brains #and as a parent ur job is to help them complete those pictures #by asking them questions and giving them new information and playing w them

[goththembo]

Moodboard for when you have to do the job you were hired to do in the location you applied to getting paid the wage you had to agree to

#when you have to interact with customers after applying and getting a retail job #when you have work at all #wh #when

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

Asking for professional references is the most embarrassing thing on planet earth. "Hi can you tell people I'm smart and nice and pretty" what if we all just ran out into the streets and rent our garments publically

#labour tag #unfortunately im. job applying again

[k-dhd]

#so true i make gifs all day after applying to one job #adhd #adhd things #adhd problems #adhd tag #adhd memes #adhd brain #adhd issues #adhd post #adhd symptoms #adhd stuff #executive dysfunction

[daughter-of-sapph0]

capitalism is a failure of a system and need to be completely abolished

>store says they're hiring

>50 people apply

>30 don't hear back from them

>19 get told they "don't meet the qualifications"

>one single person gets hired

>store gives them way to much work for one person

>new employee says that they need to hire more people

>"what are you talking about? we have enough people working in your department"

>but no you actually don't. you have one single person working at a time. I only work mornings, every single morning. other guy only works afternoons, every single afternoon. what happens when one of us is sick?

>also, what if I'm busy with something else like stocking, and a customer needs my help? what then? you're asking me to work five people's jobs at once. so either pay me five times my salary or hire four other people

>"no. you're fired"

mfw

>go to that store later to buy something

>no one is working at the department I worked at

>end up waiting 40 minutes to buy something

>don't blame the cashier. he was pulled away to do something else. it's the bosses fault for not hiring more people

>as I leave there are "we're hiring" signs plastered all over the door

what a fucking load of massive bull shit

#dostxt #this is about the job I had at target last summer #but it honestly applies to alot of places #they say they're hiring #and you can tell that they need like a bunch of people #but to save money they only hire one person #and make them do the work of a bunch of people

[ionomycin]

The wizard and the dark knight

#artists on tumblr #dnd #hoo boy we're in it now #tweeber crashing and burning down #if it wasn't so vital for so many people's careers #and income #i'd say it's for the best #but unfortunately a lot of us are kinda fucked #prayer circle for twitter artists and creators #time to learn german real fast in case i gotta apply for non art jobs too #it is what it is #job market kinda unstable for a lot of fields right now #i wish many jobs upon those that want them #job ray go bzzzz

[fluttershiesworld]

pleaseeeee hire me im just a little guy… im just a little guy and im sooo cute and you should give me sooo much money one million per second and um also let me sit down. thank you <3

#sunspeak #this is my new resume i’ve decided. applied to jobs today and OIGH. dies #being disabled limits the number of jobs i can do severely so it’s like PLEASEEE HIRE ME PLEASE

[villainanders]

did you guys know people roleplay succession characters on linkedin

#imagine forgetting to switch accounts and applying to a job as shiv roy

[transgendz]

My roommate and I are financially unstable while he does through a long, complicated diagnosis process that started as we stopped being homeless. I just got a job, and it's going to pay well and allow us to get caught up and stable, but I don't get my check for a week and a half. We have rent due on the 1st, our storage bill due at the end of the month, and we are out of food.

Dm me for proof or details

I will do art for anyone who gives, just message me @theartistrans I also take commissions there.

Dm me for zelle

$creepiecrippl

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PP

$0/$900

#for anyone curious we are growing our own food to reduce food costs and thats going well but takes literal months and we were only able to #start as it got warmer so things are a little slow on that but we also have enough planted to feed us already so theres that #and i am actually still applying to more jobs in hopes of getting a 2nd because its expensive to have medical issues turns out #we are just now recovering from bad malnutrition issues thats kept us both on and off sick for months and my roommate is still severely #underweight but hes gained a little🎉

[redllu]

if theres any evil masterminds out there in need of evil goons please contact me immediately i would be the best evil goon i would be such a good henchman youll be like seize him and ill be like on it boss we would make such a good team 

#applying for a job #1a

[leverage-ot3]

the found family trope is inherently queer and you can’t change my mind

#I’m right #found family #this has probably been done before but this has been on my mind so too bad #leverage #leverage redemption #tagging all the fandoms I can think of that this applies to #the witcher #all of us are dead #red notice #motherland fort salem #team as family #supernatural #i hope this doesn't get blocked by people that blacklist supernatural lol #im watching the long way down job i can't wait to be emotionally devastated #avatar the last airbender #atla #brooklyn 99 #the good place #stranger things #sense8 #warrior nun #there are totally more found family shows and media #im just tagging ones i know/have seen #ouran high school icons #ghost hunt #doctor who #mine #popular posts #1k #2k

[nymphaforesta]

long time no see 🕯️🤍🌿

#where’s the tilted head emoji tho #that would be funny #ANYWAY work is driving me insane and making me miserable so i applied for another job and let’s see how it goes!! #because i am tired :))) #and maybe my manager will finally understand my worth

[soyochii]

Honey, you're familiar like my mirror years ago.

#hualian #hua cheng #xie lian #tgcf #watch me abuse every single hozier song lyric for them😭 #not my fault that they are the most hozier coded ever #im fighting school rn and school is winning #ive applied to so many jobs and internships help😭 #my art

[muscatjello]

I need new clothes smh

#trans #transfeminine #transgender #transfem #trans girl #soz being a girlfriend is full time job fr #also applying for a promotion wish me luck!! :3333

[keferon]

Fascinated by the fact that the Autobot and Decepticon insignias are essentially redesigned faces of Prowl and Soundwave, meaning that both sides use images of their second-in-command as their symbols.

#imagine #you apply for a job in a huge company #You see their logo and assume it must be somehow related to whoever is the main guy #But no. For some reason #the logo is a secretary. Which no one really likes #...... #to be fair #this war wouldn't be the same without Prowl and Soundwave #maccadam #Prowl #soundwave

[chryblossomjjk]

the body chain oof im dizzy

#like a glazed donut 🫦 #I JUST REALIZED SOMEONE IS POURING BODY OIL ON HIM #WHERE DO I APPLY FOR THAT JOB FR