i learned that Great White Sharks are not technically apex predators since they are preyed upon by Orcas (x)
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The humans are space orcs spaces need to realize that while we aren't apex predators we are persistent hunters. It's scary, but we aren't apex.
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You know how cloak pilots are strangely bulky for stealth operators? I love the idea that Richter is 6'5, 250+ lbs yet somehow the sneakiest man alive. Like, you have no idea he's behind you until you're suddenly being lifted over his head and thrown like a basketball at half-court.
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Hey @rifftrax , you ever watch one of these movies and wonder if any of the actors tried to stop dumb from coming out of their mouths?
"Shark ESP? That's what you want me to say? ... You're sure? SHARK ESP?"
I still don't know who the main character is, lol
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As a snapping turtle, Tito is an apex predator, so here a list of animals that Tito hunts and eats. (He eats more types of animals than real life snapping turtles.)
Ducks, geese, swans, fish, mice, rats, squirrels, snakes, rabbits, seagulls, raccoons, otters, and groundhogs are his usual prey. He has occasionally hunted lager prey like wolves, deer,large species of snakes like boas and pythons, and even bears, but that's only when he's in a feral hunger state and can't think straight.
There are a few animals Tito won't eat.
Turtles: He's not a cannibal.
Bugs: They're too small to satisfy his hunger.
Alligators: He's friends with an alligator.
Weasels: His best friend/boss is a weasel.
Foxes: He doesn't like the taste of foxes.
Porcupines/hedgehogs: They're covered in quils.
Skunks: He doesn't want to get sprayed.
Beavers: His brother is a beaver.
And Frogs: His sister in-law is a frog.
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Funny story
Funny story: Proper disposal of clockwork devices is essential. On Saturn, the writhing tangle of scuttled airships, junked barnacle mining equipment, failed experimental widgets, and lost automaton pets called the Hunter has become a severe menace to shipping.
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This bear is called a cinnamon bear. If that ain't the cutest name given to an apex predator...
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Kane: Did I tell you the one time I got babysat by an iguana?
Viper: Everything I learn about you is against my will.
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