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bakarilennox · 2 years

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We don’t talk about Lewis Tan’s fine ass ENOUGH! And I want to the change I want to see in the world…

JUST LOOK AT HIM!

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#Lewis Tan #Lew Boo 👻#Who gave this man the RIGHT?!#The way he has this ill na na in a CHOKEHOLD!#And he’s a thirst trap king 😭#Shadow and Bone #Shadow and Bone season 2 #Tolya Kir Bataar #Mortal Kombat #Cole Young #Wu Assassins #Fistful of Vengeance #Lu Xin Lee #That’s my bb 🥹💕

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katrasining · 1 year

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Yes, my version of Regis has a collar Also I'm part of the "Regis has blue hair and red eyes" gang 😤🤝

(Leader used it as a thumbnail I wanna cry oafbhourebgrtug)

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physicalee-tired · 5 months

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It’s time… STARDEW VALLEY TK HEADCANONS!!

I’m not gonna lie to you… it’s just the bachelors lmao. Anyways~

So Shane right? Dad bod? Dad bod. And everyone knows his squishy tummy is also so so sensitive to raspberries it’s not even (it totally is) funny. He shrieks if you blow even a small one.

However unless you are his s/o or a really close friend you’re gonna get your shit rocked if you even poke him in a sensitive spot 😭. The only exception being Jas who has totally tried waking him up with tickles before. Granted he nearly threw her off the first time but he caught himself and just curled into a ball.

Dr. Harvey has insane Luigi energy. It’s probably been said before but I can’t help myself he’s Luigi coded 💀. Anyways, ticklish ears.

if someone tries to be discreet and whisper something to him he will make a silly “haauggg”-ish noise before ducking away and giggling slightly. He’ll apologize and blush slightly at how unprofessional that was and continue albeit with a lot more distance between himself and the other person

Alex… one part of me thinks his toxic masculinity makes him think being ticklish is weak and childish while the other part of me thinks he’s touch starved/never really knew a gentle touch and therefore likes it but refuses to admit it and instead uses it to tease and playfully bully others. Y’know what, both.

y’know how when you try to tickle someone and the second your hands get too close to their armpits they clamp up immediately? That’s Alex. And no matter how much you tease “You know my hands are just trapped here right? This isn’t gonna help you~” he will just stay that way until he winds up on the floor silently laughing because A) he physically is unable to move his arms up and B) He’s too stubborn to admit defeat.

That being said he would totally ask his s/o (or extremely close friend) to help him “train” the ticklishness out of him… although it’s also an excuse to be tickled.

To my Elliot fans… I’m sorry I can’t think of anything really, I’m gonna be real honest with you I almost completely forgot about him 💀.

The closest to an idea for Elliot I can get is that he has no problems gently tickling his s/o but he cannot stand getting tickled because it makes him feel unrefined 😭.

Sam. Oh this sweet sweet golden retriever has total switch energy. If it wasn’t for my weakness for Emo boys I would have married this Vash the Stampede look alike.

Anyways, the man has mad switch energy and since he has a little brother he totally knows that tickling can be a weapon. That being said if he learned its a reward for you it’s even better. Sam plays guitar so he by default is good with his hands… take that as you will.

Honestly his feet are his worst spot which is unfortunate since Sam not only loves to sleep but is a messy sleeper. Which means one foot will usually always be hanging outside his blanket which is just perfect in case Vincent wants to be a little shit and sit on his brothers legs and wake him up that way. Unlike Shane, Sam has no restraint and has kicked Vincent off the bed.

I saved the best for last. Sebastian my beloved. My Emo king 😭.

First things first, he doesn’t like being tickled… or so you think. Giving him a playful poke to his ribs will make him jump and turn to glare at you before rubbing the spot soothingly. However if you do it again he just tries not to react until he’s just quietly holding himself and covering his mouth to muffle his silly little giggling. Then it hits you he hasn’t told you to stop once.

He works on his motorcycle and that takes some strength and skill therefore, like Sam, he’s also good with his hands… his hands are also always cold although he doesn’t feel it.

While I think his back is a really bad spot he reacts the same way if you tickle him really gently anywhere.

(Also this is mostly thirst but his tummy is very smooth and perfect for just gently tracing shapes with your nails or pressing little butterfly kisses °//w//°. He doesn’t mind either he just giggles into his hoodie and tries not to squirm too much)

#stardew tickles #stardew valley tickles #SDV Sebastian #SDV alex #sdv harvey #sdv shane #sdv sam #tk headcanons

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ae-neon · 1 year

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Just saw a tiktok thirst trap of King Baldwin of Jerusalem and the first comment was "You've sexualised God's messenger and He knows it" 😭😭😭

#lmaooooo #relax bro

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rosyandraw · 9 months

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Holly 😭 don’t tell me there’s only gonna be one chapter left? We barely see got to see them happy with each other. We want more delicious sex between the two 🥺 Especially since most of it happened behind the scenes like who’d known they had that many recordings with one another which btw HOT 🥵

I’m interested to know more about that though like who idea was it to record/take pics first. Who brought up the phone/camera first. Because it’s something that requires so much trust no? I wonder if it was Laurent or Damen that initiated it or was it simply just something that happened between the two.

Apart from that, please consider adding more chapters or just writing more about them jdhdjs because unless the final chapter is long af, I want to see them happy more 🥹🤍

Hey lovely!

I know, I can't believe it either because I usually just keep upping the chapter count haha. But I'm glad you think it's hot!

OMG I have so any things to say! So, Damen is a thirst trap King and I just feel like he would send photos over just randomly like here look at my perfect abs and the outline of my perfect dick in these joggers. Laurent’s photos are much less explicit when he’s alone but I did have a scene where they bang in front of a mirror and Damen “shows him the back view” so to speak but that didn't make it in

I think of it as more of a gateway to: one day we’ll film a lot of the sex we have and watch it back to have more sex… but Laurent’s not quite there yet.

So I do feel like the blow job video is one of the only videos he really has apart from the would-be mirror scene lmao

Fun fact that’s not very fun: the filmed blow job was originally the beginning of chapter 6 but I cut a bunch of stuff including an Ancel scene/dialogue and went straight to the party instead. In hind sight this was not a good idea because I cut too much and the refs disappeared LMAO but ah well, that’s what you get for writing on the fly and for taking a year long break. Shit happens!

I want to see them happy too! I do want to do an epilogue but i might make it part 2 rather than chapter 10 if that makes sense. I know epilogue's aren't for everyone! 💕

#asks #nmfy #i have such a thing for cameras and like exhibitionism but like make it private?#but also straight up exhibitionism #so many ways to play with it

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jtheplante · 11 months

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All Hail King Julien survey! 🎉

Feel free to copy & paste, then give ur own answers! 👍 Stolen from @fairfaxandy

1. What do you think about All Hail King Julien?

Worst show ever

2. When did you first watch the show?

I knew this show existed for years. WHY DID I SLEEP ON IT FOR SO LONG??? Anyway last June I think I finally gave the 1st episode a chance, I was bored & looking for something new. The 1st episode is only okay so I didn't think much of it. A few weeks later (early July) I decided to give the show a 2nd chance. Episode 2 is meh, but it was Episode 3 w/the absolute gay furry thirst trap that is Karl Fanaloka that won me over & sealed my fate to watch the whole show 🔥

3. Favorite season?

Season 2 is probably the best season of any show ever in history. Exiled as a whole is also amazing but sadly dips in quality for a couple episodes IMO

4. Favorite episode?

Um have u even watched my episode rank video?? I put s3e6 (Jungle Games) as my #1, but as time's gone on, I think it's really s5e11 (KJ Is Watching You AKA the Orange ITN Black parody episode). Ted is peak and this episode is his peak 🔥

5. Least favorite episode?

As said in my ep rank video!! The S3 opener - O Captain Where Aren't Thou (both parts). Jokes fall flat, KJ's parents are a pain to watch, & the pirate crew is so forgettable I can't name a single one off the top of my head

6. Favorite scene?

Um the whole show but the hardest I laughed at any moment was when Ted suddenly exploded on stage while singing for no f*cking reason

7. Least favorite scene?

s3e4 the episode basically opens with a minute of nasty visualized farts & everyone vomiting on each other. I like gross-out to an extent but this was TOO. MUCH.

8. Favorite characters?

1st: Ted my beloved 💗💗💗 he's so much like me it's scary

2nd: King Julien - a VERY close 2nd. His energy & ability to stay goofy in even the worst situations inspires me to be the same 🔥

3rd: Karl - Gay thirst trap hottie social reject misunderstood sad backstory creative genius who just wants love 😭😭😭

4th: Mort - Objectively the best fictional character of all time. Sure he delivers the funniest moments in animated history but I don't really feel a connection with him like I do the top 3

5th: "Uncle" Julien - sass and ASS 🍑🥵 I love villains who are unapologetically assholes. His redemption was forced & stupid

9. Least favorite character?

Maggie - I love farts but it 100% depends on who. If it's a hot guy then 😍😍😍 but this is an old woman so 🤢 & that's like her whole character

10. Favorite ships?

Jaurice - absolutely adorable couple, heck I get teary eyed just thinking about them, gosh I'm so gay. Anyway their ship is extra special b/c KJ is usually hedonistic & horni, but with Maurice it's so wholesome & romantic 🥺

Julieddy & Karlien - These 2 ships have their own unique dynamics, but I put them together b/c they're both a gay man desperately wanting a man they can't have. This kinda situation always fascinates me & I can relate myself...

Karl x Chauncey - we all kno who Karl wants the most, but the fact that he has a happy life with Chauncey makes me happy 😌

Pandy - Be gay do crime

Ted x Horst - tbh if Ted finally divorced & married a man instead, Horst is a genuine contender

Nurse Phantom & Dr. S - the way they bicker is hilarious

KJ x Rob - Gay booty bumpin hotties enough said

11. Least favorite ships?

Clage - I've already ranted about it a million times it's just crap

"Uncle" Julien x Zora - like I said, forced & stupid

Willie x anyone - Willie's too innocent y'all

12. Have you ever cried while watching?

I'm an overly emotional gay man I cry over litcherally everything. I practically choked to death crying the first time I saw Maurice fall 😭

13. Favorite songs?

-Theme song superiority 🔥🔥🔥

-True Bromance is a gay anthem for the ages

-All Eyes On Me (Photronique) 🔥🔥

-I also like Swagnificent & Big Stacks

#all hail king julien #ahkj #king julien #dreamworks

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adrena-dine · 2 years

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Monaco GP 2022 : a summary

Not the drivers doing a field day at the festival of Cannes

Charles said « race orders ? We don’t do that here »

Pierre is a suit made me weak 👉🏼👈🏼

Max and Checo catching ducks in a pool ? Monaco’s atmosphere isn’t the same as it was

Ferrari’s TikTok account has turned into a Charles’ thirst trap one 😳 we must stay focus brothers we must stay focus

valtteri and Lewis are another level of relationships with your former teammate. Exchanging helmets ? Boring 🙄 offering nudes ? Innovating and appreciated

The fact that Lewis is going to have a pic of Bottass in his living room is sending me

Seb explaining how did run after robbers. This man is a legend fr

Mercedes having some beef with the fia and hiding their stickers on the car. I’m living for this sassy behaviour 💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼

Lando joking about his own poor health 🥴

Charles still doing his lil pee pee break whenever he can during FP (he stopped peeing in bushes tho)

Mattia holding on his bike for his dear life bc he was scared for him, protective dad mode was on

Yukierre is still in its honeymoon phase and it making me go hihihihihi

Nah Yuki trying to break into Pierre’s room several room ??? They’re not even hiding anymore

Brocedes sharing an elevator, funny innit ?

Amazing helmets 😍

Charles’ awful pants, even him didn’t like it 🤠

Alex sharing where the drivers live in Monaco, that’s dangerous sir 😭

Mess in quali, as expected

Daniel crashing and his engineer asking about the car first 🤪 everything is going well between and his team I’m so happy 🥰🥰🥰

Max checking on him tho 🥲 if your engineer doesn’t do it, your bestie will ❤️

But my boi Andreas said the crash wasn’t his fault bc the engineers messed up his setup. Do they think he can be like an experiment for them ?

Lewis casually saying that if he was a random fan, he would be a Charles’ stan. He’s one of us, one of us 🫡

Red flag for nothing in quali ???? Anyway Pierre got ROBBED

Charles leclerc is the king of Monaco, is the cursed over ? He even slept better than previous years

Boy was doing the quali lap of his time

Stroll’s scream ✋🏼😭

Max being mad af about not finishing his car then going to congratulate Charles like 🥰🥰🥰 and then being mad af again

Checo decided to say « hello 😘 » to the wall and Carlos decided to say « hello 😘 » to Checo. We love besties

Hamilton car sliding as he was driving on Ice

Josh Capito casually taking pictures of the underbody of a Ferrari 🤨 that’s weird, that’s suspicious

Mick looking out for Seb during drivers parade 🥺

Delayed start for a little bit of rain

And then it was pouring 😬😬😬

haas’ twitter admin was on fire again 🤪

One hour of delay at the end 💀

Latifi doing a latifi

Max and Checo crossing the pit lane line but didn’t get anything

Mick’s horrendous crash, I’m so glad he is fine

Esteban putting all his estesussy in his defence and then he got unfairly penalised. I guess FIA was enjoying the monégasque champagne like the guests

Btw most of them were rude towards f1 ppl ☺️☺️☺️☺️ aaaah rich ppl doing rich ppl things 🥰🥰

Kevin and Alex retired but we don’t even know why ?? I know a lot was happening at the moment but pls share the info

Red flags, VSC, safety cars, we got them all 🤪

NAH MA BOI PIERRE WAS GOING THE RACE OF HIS LIFE

Overtakes??? In Monaco ????

Choo Choo Alonso the train was leading his lil wagons

FIA YOU BETTER NOT CANCEL THIS RACE I KNOW IT’S BORING BUT IT’S LIKE FAMILY DINNER, IF YOU MISS IT YOU MAY MISS SOMETHING AMAZING

I know you miss it…SCUDERIA CLOWNERY AND THEIR MESSY STRATEGIES ARE BACK HIHIHI, I knew it was weird that they didn’t pull out one already this year

Carlos’ driving Tokyo drift mode like and Guanyu did the exact same 😳

Charles getting robbed and his best opponent being his own team

The last laps were basically the worst ones I’ve ever experienced. Just pure pain.

He finished a Monaco GP for the first time… better than nothing I guess?

I’ll never forget his raging screams

Congrats to Checo for his victory 🥳 (not him falling on his car tho)

And Carlos saved Ferrari’s day lol

FIA said « no❤️ » to Ferrari’s complains

See y’all later besties

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takumiharihoto · 1 year

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Bed Friend EP 3 Unloading (UNCUT VERSION) *contains spoilers

The way i have to switch locations for watching this bc

-i dont want anyone walking behind me bc everyone in this house is hella nosey

-even the ghost might get shooktd

Kicking off with nc scene for the first 10mins of the episode. this is the superior formula lol

They are setting their rules. We’re off to a good start. Uea is so sure on this fwb thing.

“I don’t like you. You don’t like me.” -THAT’s WHAT HE SAID 🤫

GOODNESS GRACIOUS HE LICKED THE TIDDIE

NC scene… followed by another nc scene. YES GIVE ME THAT ENTIRE MONTAGE OF NC SCENES AND CALL IT A DAY.

King smoking after that good ass sex… pardon my language but im wet. Personal preference but i find smoking attractive.

I like that they are actually communicating more in the office now that they’ve established their setup. They talk more casually now and Uea doesn’t ignore King that much.

Third scene where they’re at each others’ flat. At this point i’m curious how many times they did it already. They’re acting like they’ve been doing it for months now.

Oof that tw: flashback is rlly disturbing irl, it was probably better handled that how Mame would do it.

ALSO, P’Thanamin is coming for Mame’s neck and career!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jade be like: I EXIST!!!!

Uea’s got King wrapped around his finger

Is Gun possibly bi? He mentioned a female coworker and then Uea.

King… the reformed bad boy type? The most attractive trope ever.

Gun attempting to flirt with Uea on purpose? Lmao King is jealous oooohhhh

This damn xerox room again 🤣🤣 yall both might as well bang on top of the photocopier if ya know what i mean

Lmao poor Gun is getting the cold treatment from King 🤣

This cute friendship with Uea and Jade though, Uea will not take any shit especially at work.

King’s wardrobe… sponsored by Uniqlo?

Another nc scene… ooohhh did they switch?? Every nc scene gets even steamier and hotter. Like if i were to choose which is the best nc scene from this ep… damn it’s so hard.

That part where P’Pock is doing that shit with Uea in the parking and it’s a whole ass scene. Having second hand embarassment overall and it was Jade to the rescue but maaaan P’Pock is hella buff and the security guards Jade called 🥴😭😭 just the second hand embarassment overall 🤣🤣

King’s thirst trap is so 🫣🫣🫣

Maam that video call is so wholesome and that scene where King is actually beside Uea is probably just reimagined but PLS BE REAL. It’s so cute and fluffy.

King and whatever binary code is on his screen… so he happens to be the hot IT guy. SIGN ME UP.

P’POCK NEEDS TO GO TO JAIL

we are getting a beach trip and a tw: trauma dive for next ep so pick a struggle. At least it’s in the preview already and we better prepare ourselves mentally.

Yep. It took me TWO ass hours to finish the uncut version of episode 3. Getting more intense yet everything is getting better. I AM SO SEATED.

#bed friend #netjames #net siraphop #james supamongkon #mandee channel #domundi #thai bl #boys love #thai drama #reaction #review #spoilers #unloading #kinguea

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bi-hop · 2 years

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all my knowledge about alagadda is that its a dimension and i saw thirst trap art of the hanged king so i simp for him lmao

HELP… honestly when compared to any other Alagaddan you can simp for, he really does seem the safest bet 😭

#nonnie #alagadda

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augustinewrites · 2 years

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Hey augustine!! Random question but uk how in the manga timeskip!kageyama got to be in a commercial and showed 0 expression? What type of commercial do you think our other boys will be in and how will they act?

hi hi lovely! first and foremost i can picture MSBY 4 in onigiri miya's first ever promo oh my god. bokuto and atsumu are doing amazing sweeties. theyre naturals. hinata is enthusiastic but keeps fumbling his lines and messing up his cues. omi is trying but lord he cannot act so he's the one holding up signs or whatever in the back and doing the occasional voiceover.

okay other notable performances:

- lev probably models for asahi on occasion. he's serving looks, body, face, everything. what a king

- suna definitely does ads for sports drinks. all he has to do is let them film him working out, drink the sports drink, and post thirst traps with it later on. he's a natural.

- hirugami definitely gets hoshiumi on those commercials encouraging you to adopt pets form shelters etc. you dont know who's more enthusiastic, him or the dogs

- kuroo absolutely convinces kenma and hinata to star in v.league promo videos. they're awful actors but kuroo somehow makes it work. (you know that scene of katniss in mockingjay? where she sounds so stiff and rehearsed and looks so awkward 😭)

- finally, oikawa. he's in everything sports related. you need someone to promote athletic wear? he's there strutting around shirtless to show off some new joggers. need a man for a saxx underwear shoot? to show off the sweat wicking fibres? yes. 100% he's oiled up and looking hot as heck. need someone to represent volleyball in the olympic promo? yes he's setting and serving doing it all. he's too pretty to not have his face everywhere

#[💌—inbox]#[🪴— anon]

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lmanberg · 3 years

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there was a glitch and dreams tiktok likes were publiccccccc 😭 he liked a sapnap thirst trap (go king go) and a video about weight loss/insecurity. idk much else bc it was a few hours ago and i just woke up and it’s been fixed and most ppl have deleted their tweets about it.

Bro the one day I actually sleep 😭😭 another anon said he liked a buncha TikToks about missing your ex as well

#ask

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domjaehyun · 2 years

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wait I knew I spelled it wrong XIAOJUN MY LOVE I’m sorry my king😭 his voice😍 wait how you know I’m younger than jungwoo🧐 suspicious. Doyoung started thirst trapping more and I don’t appreciate that😑 he know he fine BATTER UP -🔮

fake fan alarms going off rn 🤨🤨🤨 and you’ve told me your age before my love i am forgetting if you had a birthday since then (v sorry) but i’m p sure someone asked me if i’d be w someone younger than me (if im not wrong i think they said 20?) and i said yes and you were v pleased w this information sjfjsjfjd and LISTEN DOYOUNG’S HOT…. I CAN DENY IT NO LONGER (stream no longer live version for clear skin)

#🔮#answered #anon

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mirquez · 2 years

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Nope, he definitely unfollowed. Maybe he was insta stalking, accidentally followed and didn't realise until everyone was talking about it 😭

Accidently following someone while stalking them - don't worry, king, it happens to the best of us 😭😭😭

And here I was hoping he's ending his hiatus and we might finally get some thirst traps again...

#ask

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