#And a little bit of corpses.

[canisalbus]

✦ I'm not sick but I'm not well ✦

#and I'm so hot cause I'm in hell #own art #own characters #CanisAlbus #art #artists on tumblr #Machete #anthro #sighthound #dogs #canine #animals #blood #macabre #gore #is it illegal to give a grown man jessica rabbit legs and have him kick corpses with them #sorry new followers who just got here stuff turns out like this sometimes #edit: you know what I'm beginning to nearly unironically believe that in a different timeline #Flagpole Sitta would be a song he'd go for in a karaoke or something #if you got him a little bit tipsy first #he might even lowkey ace it

[theresamouseinmyhouse]

tbh i do get a little bothered by the notion that tim took the first shot he had to drop out of school because he hated school and didnt wanna do it and all of that bc i feel like it ignores the probably very important context that he dropped out after his dad (as well as steph-or at least, he was led to believe, in the same week) died, also he was in a school shooting. He did attempt to go to a school in bludhaven but the kids there were so wildly insensitive about the shooting that tim dropped out under the pretense of his "uncle" homeschooling him. In his oyl era, he /did/ go back to school, and it provided him some form of normalcy. Tim was a normal kid, he wasnt crazy about school but he still went to school and it helped him feel like a normal kid, something he desperately clung to. He only dropped out again to do his Brucequest, in an era where he was notably Not Doing Well (which. Yeah. he wasnt doing well bc he was like 17 and almost everyone in his support system was dead, he recently had hits put out on him, got blown up, and backstabbed by his not-dead-ex, he couldnt support his theory that bruce was alive and was extremely stressed about that, and he didnt know wtf he was doing. I love him btw.) Basically tim dropping out of school was a signifier that he wasnt doing well and he was giving up on the normality that he tried to cling to and im a bit of a nitpicky person who gets irked by minor things

#robin 1993 #tim drake #red robin 2009 #rambles #Tim Drake wanted to cling to the idea of normal #Including going to school #School shooting mention #Tbh if all the shit that happened to tim happened to me id probably also drop out??? #Like his sorta friend philmont got murdered at school #His friend darla got shot and he gave her corpse cpr (dw she came back as laura fell) #There was that one kid at brentwood who overdosed in meth i think that tim tried to save and couldnt #dc #Just things that i get bothered by a little bit???? #This isnt crit aimed at anyone i literally just had too many thoughts and they had to escape #Tim Drake my beloved

[spacemilkbag]

#going through my twitch clips again #sorry for george looking so red everytime i tried to color correct him or brightened up thew gif even a little #bit more he turned out looking like a corpse (i hate the lighting in those streams) #dreamwastaken #georgenotfound #dreamnotfound #gif

[snakeredbirdbatkatana]

Damian's panicking.

It was idiotic the moment he saw Grandfather enter Gotham he should have called Father, or Richard even Todd but instead he went on a one man sucide mission.

He knows that he has nothing to prove he didnt have to track Ra's down egaged him in a fight that he can't win.

Especially when he isn't fighting to kill even back in the league trying his hardest he never measured up, his Grandfather has been and will always be untouchable.

He's down katana lost somewhere down below it's almost fitting another Robin dangling off the top of Wayne enterprises. Pearched at his throat a Katana ready to tear through blade sharpenerd that even with only the slight pressure a drop of blood has already rolled down his neck.

He will die again at the hands of another member of his family he seems immortal until it comes to another Al Ghul.

Tears start to slide down he hears grandfathers cruel laughter at how pathetic his grandson is he closes his eyes he doesn't want to see.

A sharp gasp reaches his ears and than a pained moan.

His eyes snap open.

Ra's Al Ghul stands a blade protruding from his heart that is quickly ripped out as he drops to his knees.

Damian's forces his gaze to move from his grandfathers bleeding corpse to the figure holding the blade.

His brother stands in nothing more than his suit he can't help the relieved sob as he pulls himself further away from the edge and throws himself into Tim's waiting arms.

"How did you find me, how did you get here so fast," he forces out through the sobs that's are starting to hurt his chest.

Tim pulls away enough to force Damian's head to gaze up.

"Oh sweetheart, Dami your literally on top of my building, Nevermind that kiddo I'll always find you."

He collapses back into his brothers arms burrowing as far as he can into his chest he doesn't have the energy to do much else other than cling.

He feels Tim shift him so he's carrying Damian as the adrenaline runs out. He doesn't try to fight sleep as he dozes off feeling safer than he ever has with the brother who saved him.

His brother who must have run from whatever meeting he was in without any armor to rescue his little brother. He wasn't saved by Red Robin but by Tim Drake and for once he can't imagine how he ever wished for a different one.

#tim drake #batfamily #bamf tim drake #Imagine Tim looks out his window and sees a dangling Robin and than boy is booking it. The flash doesn't got shit on how fast Tim was #fucking running #Jason is also booking it to Wayne enterprises along with Bruce and Dick everyone is literally running for their lives to get to Damian #Bruce isn't even mad at the corpse well he is a little bit Dick looks two seconds away from ripping his throat out so he is shuting up. #Damian is soooooo getting lectured #also Tim will be chipping his ass #damian wayne #dami loves his brothers #tim drake is a menace #Dami wakes up to all his big brothers gone because they are tearing apart the entire league with their bare hands #jason todd #dick grayson #bruce wayne #batfam #bamf batfamily

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 286

Danny doesn’t think his eyes have ever been so wide, half cradled as he was against the ghost of time, who was… much larger than he was when he had met him. Not as big as the ghost king, at least in height or bulk, but, he didn’t know, longer? Give him a break, he was exhausted and injured!

“Clockwork,” the ghost rasped, standing to their full height as an unreadable expression crossed over corpse-pale skin. “You look… well…” 

“Don’t you ‘look well’ me, Pariah Dark!” Clockwork spat, his cloak mostly covering Danny and look, he couldn’t help but to curl closer, it was nice and he was tired! It was soft, and warm, like what he thinks silk might maybe feel like, and comforting like a blanket straight out of the dryer. 

He blinked away dizziness, pausing in his idly petting of the bit of cloak in his hand when he realized he had missed a bit of the… argument? Conversation? It wasn’t a fight yet, but he wasn’t going to throw it out as a possibility. Ugh, his everything ached. 

“I saw all that you could become, all that you would become,” the time ghost’s claws- didn’t he have gloves before- gripped at his hair, crimson eyes practically smoldering. 

Danny looked between the two like he was watching a football game, eyes wide beneath his bangs and mouth parted in a small o of verging realization over what he was hearing. 

“And somehow-” Clockwork threw his hands up, cloak flaring from the motion. “I still fell in love with you like an idiot!” 

#Prompts #Pariah Dark x Clockwork #Dark Ages #”So what you’re saying is you missed me” 🥺🥹 #”Not even a little bit” #Misunderstandings will abound #Clockwork with white hair & ghost tail + Pariah with corpse-pale skin & green eyes #Everyone suddenly looking at baby ghost Phantom with white hair ghost tail corpse skin & green eyes #the Realms: We’ve connected the dots! #Danny: You haven’t connected shit! #We’ve connected them! #Also hilarious is that the Town is still in the Zone while this is going on #They’re in the middle of a damn soap opera!

[radiance1]

A 'No one knows' Au and that one au where Danny leaves behind a corpse after death.

With a twist.

Jack and Maddie, not fearing death but fearing becoming a ghost after death have perfected what one would call functional immortality.

Clones.

Which is kind of why they're pretty careless about danger outside of combat, they just, quite literally, cannot be bothered to care less. If they die? Then their souls would just be thrusted into a clone body.

They didn't just cheat death, they walked all over it, spat on it, and continued walking over it a multitude of times.

Which accidently became a plus for Danny and his secret identity.

See, when Danny went ghost to save the day, he came back only to find his body gone. Safe to say, he panicked and looked everywhere for it, or tried to at least, because if that got out he wouldn't really know how to deal with it.

Only to then learn his parents hid and are quite literally experts at hiding bodies, his included.

Jack and Maddie are quite happy that they were the ones who stumbled upon Danny's body and not anyone else, since it would take a quite long amount of explanation as to why their son was found dead yet seemingly walked to school fine hit Monday!

Well, they weren't happy he died really, as any parent wouldn't be, but they're glad they prepared extra bodies for both him and Jazz in case the day ever came.

Danny awkwardly slid himself into said excuse while trying not to externally freak the fuck out. But hey, at least it's a plus that whenever his parents find his corpse they just, hid it no questions asked.

Good, it would be so weird if anyone managed to find either of their multiple corpses.

But hey! At least Jazz hasn't died yet!

#danny phantom #danny fenton #maddie fenton #jack fenton #jazz fenton #danny phantom prompt #dp prompt #No one knows au #corpse au #Clone au #Not a dp x dc crossover? #Shocking I know #Jack and Maddie have been getting killed off since collage alright. #They know how to hide a body in a place where no one would go looking for at least the next 50-100 years or so #By then the body would already be decomposed #They would happily teach said skill to their son now that they've had the talk #Little does Danny know that Jack and Maddie been done knew about some of his corpses just never thought to bring it up #Since it's basically normal to them #And they were glad Danny could hide bodies on his own! #Maybe a bit miffed about the way he hides them but hey #You can't really compare a novice to a master amiright?

[theoncelerismysexyman]

found some art of mine from 2021

enjoy

#onceler #the onceler #once ler #once-ler #the lorax #mlp #my little pony #my art #the physical one was my senior year parking spot so it’s a bit funky #also srry this blog died. i’m kicking the corpse this once then letting it rest again

[saraanzu]

breaking bad is great. I watch walter white try to kill a fly. I think wow I love these symbolic intros. the fly is not an intro bit. I watch an entire episode about walter and jesse trying to kill a fly. all those tumblr textposts about how funny breaking bad is and nobody told me about The Fly Episode.

#very non-standard episode but a welcome one #made me sympathize with walter for the first time in a while which was interesting #I think the comedy in the show has shifted somewhat from the beginning it’s still a serious show but the comedy is more frequent now #before it was a dark comedy in the sense that it had occasional comedic dialogue and some of the dark elements could be also be kinda funny #ex: jesse tries to melt a corpse in a bathtub and it crashes through the ceiling #now it’s a dark and a (little bit) comedy #neither of these are bad I like both I just think it’s interesting #breaking bad #talk tag

[nottoxicfr]

Honestly, I’m kind of surprised they haven’t replaced Chipp with a successor character yet. Not that I don’t like Chipp, but he seems like the kind of character who they’d be like “He’s busy now! This is his student/adopted child/fan girl or boy (who plays exactly the same).”

Then, after one game, they’d bring Chipp back and he’d have a beard (to show the passage of time). His student would still be there, but with faster wind up and a higher jump whereas Chipp would be slower but maybe a little bit harder hitting.

#toxic talks about #guilty gear #chipp zanuff #honestly they could do that with Jam too #‘Here is Jam’s sous chef! She is Jam but maybe a little less controversial and with roller skates or something. she will be here for a bit. #not Kliff though. they have to drag his corpse out of the ground please. Time for Zombie Klifford!!! #oh yeah didn’t they do that with Dr Baldhead too? Crazy

[adriles]

yeah im devoid of pity or shame . what ever man

#book 24 #apollo #specifically cause it is his little bit on why they have to do smth about hector’s corpse

[enrapture]

I love my corpse plush sm.

#me #self #the compression made this video absolute ASSSS #but hai I’m a little bit sad 🩷 #corpse #corpse code mistake #bring me the horizon #corpse husband

[yuridovewing]

sorry to post a negative wof thing but sometimes i remember the “morrowseer is moonwatcher’s dad but no one knows or cares, its just this quirky trivia thing” bit and get irrationally frustrated. like if you didnt have any ideas on what to do with that tui then you couldve just. not done it.

#it literally makes no sense why she shouldnt know beyond ‘’some stray thoughts her mom accidentally let out’’ either #like ok iirc secretkeeper was barring her own mind from her. however she did that #but youre telling me that No One Else ever thought about morrowseer and his crimes #none of the nightwings none of the rainwings no one ever thinks about the queens right hand man #who orchestrated crimes against dragonkind and ruined so many lives or was a hero to some of them #no ones ever spared that guy a second thought? #or like- did no one know secretkeeper was morrowseers wife? did no one connect the dots that her secret baby was probably morrowseers secret #secret baby? its not like no one knew she was pregnant with his kid right??? #NO ONE that ever looked at moon and directed hostile thoughts abt her that affected her self worth ever went ‘’oh shes morrowseers baby #of course SHE was spared our same trauma’’ #NO ONE HAS THOUGHT ABOUT HIS CRIMES???? NOT A SINGLE ONE??? #wouldnt this contribute to her mistreatment and anxiety since he used his supposed power to hurt and manipulate people?? #but…. no tee hee its this silly little bit of trivia we wont delve into #like. again…. you didnt HAVE to make morrowseer her dad!! #like it comes across like tui came up with the idea of having the new protag be related to the previous antagonist and thought it was cool #but then didnt have any real ideas beyond that so she just made it this weird unspoken ironic fact? #like…. no i dont think its this ironic scene that she finds his literal corpse in the volcano and doesnt know its him #and doesnt seem that horrified by it #she should see that and feel incredibly complicated and disgusted feelings

[championsandheroes]

WillRigby over at Patreon pointed out that Kirkwall is built for efficiency and that means that a single base of operations has to be used by multiple gangs at once (which is why we can revisit the same "abandoned" warehouse and fight a different gang every time). I now picture the situation as something akin to the laundry room in an apartment block. You get to have your meetings between 8-12 in the morning on Tuesday, but you need to clear out before the next group are scheduled. No, it doesn't matter if you're in the middle of something. Learn some time management.

Luckily there are no time limits for when you can visit my Patreon, society6, or redbubble. And you don’t have to tidy up either.

#champions and heroes #dragon age 2 #tevinter slavers #bandits #the terror that is Hawke #who is going to pay to repair that table? #and replace the loot? #and scrub the blood out of the walls and floor? #and who exactly did you think was going to gather up those corpses? #come on be a little bit more considerate #at least notify a necromancer or something before you go and inconvenience others with your death

[synthshenanigans]

OMG YOURE IN BAND??? WHAT SO YOU PLA. Y

OH well its not like a BAND band [tho i wish i could]. Instead its marching band lol. Ive already graduated from high school so im just helping my sister since its her last year in band/high school.

BUUT I played the Alto Saxophone! Also did Trumpet & Mellophone for a bit. Now though usually play piano/keyboard at home. [Not amazing at it but I can play all of The Mind Electric & Battle Against a True Hero!]

#also know like. VERY VERY little drums #Had some small experience watching and playing at school + a week event thing i went to like. 5-6 years ago. #tho i do intend on learning more of it when i can #+ bass guitar since i really like the instrument #i wanna play a lotta instruments lol #i also own a violin pffft #cant play it + it needs a new string but i wanna learn that as well #But main instruments i know and play are the saxophone & keyboard #tho i don't play the sax much since i hated 80% of marching band i still love the instrument #i have 2 saxs technically #or rather 1½ #one got ran over #its name was brian #i still have its flattened corpse #it holds up my keyboard ironically #moss post #why do i always have so much to say lol there's like 30 tags now oops #in short. played Sax for like 5-6 years. Piano for 6-7. Brass instruments for like 2-3. and i know vaguely how drums work #if could not tell I like music a lil bit #okay rant over bye bye

[dirtytransmasc]

I think a lot of TB fans are mad that Alicent is "morally grey" in the way the wish Rhaenyra was, and that she's still doing "morally grey" better than her anyway, despite being a lot less morally grey and a lot more morally... fucked over and backed into a corner where she has to to do morally questionable things to keep her and her children alive... but I digress. I think they hate that Alicent is everything that they preach about when talking about Rhaenyra, while they shit on her with the very next breath.

this isn't even to say that Rhaenyra isn't morally grey, or that being morally grey makes her unlikable. she is, very truly, a morally grey character, and she can be very interesting when viewed as a flawed character with flawed decisions that aren't the best.

this also isn't to say Alicent's perfect, it's to say her hand being forced left and right, being made into a wounded animal that snaps at any hand that comes near it after years of being alone, hurting, neglected, and used, makes her a whole lot more complicated and morally less than grey.

#I don't think alicent is morally grey #I think she's morally complicated #and thats what a lot of Rhaenyra fans try and fool themselves into thinking Rhaenyra is #one has actively maimed murdered and walked over barely cooled corpses to get what she wants #hurt those around her to uphold her lies #the other tried to keep her children alive while causing as little hsrm as possible to a woman she fears may kill her children had she #become queen. not to mention most of her “wrong doings” were forced from her hand by the men in power around her and miniscule compared to #Rhaenyra's/TBs #very different situations #ones morally grey the other is morally screwed over left and right #anti team black #anti team black fans #anti rhaenyra targaryen #pro team green #pro alicent hightower #alicent hightower #she was trying to survive and keep her kids alive man #I can list on one hand all of her truthfully “wrong” actions snd even then they dont compare to nyra #9 times out of 10 she was a bit 'bitchy' and people try snd skin her for that #but again. nyra provoked that anger years ago when she treated Alicent the exact same way

[angelsarecomputers]

necrophile harry my beloved

#I feel like saying ‘harry’s probably into corpse fucking’ shouldn’t be a controversial or rare thing to hear #that shit is textual fam. don’t even TRY to deny it #harry can desecrate a corpse and eat bits of it. he gets really into the idea of ‘entering’ lely. you can have him fondle the corpse’s dick #he’s a little freak who wants to fuck a dead person and/or be fucked like a dead person. there are precious few fics about this #and there should be more of them. let’s get to it lads #disco elysium fandom put on your yellow gardening gloves or whatever #disco elysium #harry du bois