I cannot get over the sheer quantity of fruit at this rental house
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help i have discovered the grocery store and now i want to use all my money on buying delicious things
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What are you craving, stoney? Chocolate? Tacos? Cookies? Pizza? A cookie pizza? A chocotaco? So many options? Maybe some fruit to stuff in your chubby bunny cheeks. Youd look so sweet dripping in the juices while I stuff you full of pears ♡
kfbsjdjfbdkd call me fr 😳
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Nobody throws shade like a biologist with burning hatred for invasive plants
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Me after two glasses of that Fermented pear !!
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You want some serious old fart advice? Never, ever lend your friends more money than you think you can lose permanently. I don't fucking care if they say they'll pay you back. I don't care how small the amount is. Write that shit off as gone in your mind. It will eat at you forever if you don't.
Some people say the same thing about family, but I think it applies more to friends. Family is (usually) held together by obligations the way friends aren't. And money is a huge stressor in all kinds of relationships, not just romantic.
I'm not saying this to bum you out. I'm telling you because this is not something you want to learn on your own. Because it fucking sucks to realize it's one reason you're no longer friends, whether you were necessarily aware of it or not.
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my roman empire is Crowley frantically talking about things going pear-shaped and then Aziraphale wistfully saying “I like pears ☺️”
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it's not just me. right? (I BLAME KEITH DAVID'S BUTTERY VOICE)
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Do you like fruits?
Feel free to suggest any poll you would like to see via chat or comment or ask :)
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