#pear is helpful

[pearwaldorf]

You want some serious old fart advice? Never, ever lend your friends more money than you think you can lose permanently. I don't fucking care if they say they'll pay you back. I don't care how small the amount is. Write that shit off as gone in your mind. It will eat at you forever if you don't.

Some people say the same thing about family, but I think it applies more to friends. Family is (usually) held together by obligations the way friends aren't. And money is a huge stressor in all kinds of relationships, not just romantic.

I'm not saying this to bum you out. I'm telling you because this is not something you want to learn on your own. Because it fucking sucks to realize it's one reason you're no longer friends, whether you were necessarily aware of it or not.

#friends #money #friends and money #pear is helpful

[grind-earn]

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Word of the day: POSIBLE

#money #finance #financial planning #investing #entrepreneur #wealth #success #make money online #friends #friends and money #pear is helpful #capitalism #economics #politics #twitter #tweets #tweet #dollar #cash #financial abundance #goal #freedom #advice #life #affirm and persist #affirmations #affirmdaily #affirmyourlife #affirmyourreality #law of attraction

[aerypear]

How do you render hands realistically like that? My hands look like potatoes.

Step 1: Question your sanity Step 2: Form a Covenant with the Devil to comprehend these weird meat sticks Step 3: Scream into a pillow Step 4: FIND. A. REFERENCE. Doesn't have to be lit the way you want it to be, but you need somewhere to start to comprehend these phalanges little shits. Step 5: Love thy box, become thy box, sketch out thine boxes

Lengthier explanation under the cut

I like to make skin orbs... need a better term for it, but it is what it's called. I showed that it's possible to do this with all skin types by swatching out my own, and looking up gorgeous pictures of Beyonce on the beach.

ALL Skin has cool tones and warm tones. Cool town will include Blue, Pink, Purple. "But Aer!" You cry in anguish with your eyedropper "They aren't anywhere near those colors in the color wheel!" They're all in the same color groups, but in sections that make them appear what they aren't because they're next to brighter warmer tones. These are Grey color Families. SUPER important for defining skin.

Loosely sketch out your hand with your skin color of choice, I hate myself so picked bright ass peach to now buff the fuck out of when I have to place a dark along that line. AND NOW GET PLACING COLORS. If you understand how a cube works, treat EVERYTHING like a cube and swatch accordingly. If you made a flesh orb (now the name is worse), you likely already know the properties of a sphere. So areas where the muscle bulge is the sphere, areas where it's the cube, it's the cube.

Lights against darks, Darks against lights. This really is about Observing and acknowledging traits about the hand. Where there's more pink would be near the nails, where the color tone evens out is in the palm, where the blue's shine through is where you're cutting off circulation from holding the pose for too long; etc.

You won't be magically good at rendering hands, but with practice and determination, You too can make a pact with the mannequin hand devil and over come your worse adversary... the hands.

#art tutorial #rendering tutorial #realism #digital art #the pear draws #hopefully this helps TuT

[purple-sunstar]

My boi toasted 💀😩💦

(I took these pictures shdjbakdvkabe)

#help #gay #I love gays #Help #the dancing banana #Pear #shovelware’s brain game #i love gay animatronics #shovelware studios #Brain game #Banana x pear #Cry

[solipseismic]

my fatal flaw is that. i will use any occasion to. buy more tea.

#please help me. #shaw just got me a shit fucking ton of tea (thank u shaw i love it and i love u it's very good i'm enjoying it immensely) #on top of all the tea i already have (a lot) #but then i find my way back to the tea website to find they have pear matcha back in stock? AND new artisanal sugar cubes????? #the STUPID thing is they essentially go for a dollar a cube and any other week of the year i wouldn't give them a second look #however? it is my birthday (soon). do i not deserve a little treat? #a little tube of rose cardamom and orange ginger sugar cubes???? #do i not deserve to be able to taste a rose cardamom sugar cube for my (soon) birthday????????????????????????????????????? #i think i do. #croidhe

[dont-tell-my-mom-im-here]

Can you get in trouble for yelling at a teacher outside of school? Asking for purely hypothetical reasons

#send help #idk who thought it was a good idea to plan 5 big tests an important essay and an artistic project in the same week #but i do not appreciate it #i feel like im living in the partridge in a pear tree song #but instead of my true love its my teachers #and its assignments instead of birds #i like birds #but i dont get birds i get a test about the geological timescale

[vegaseatsass]

Be My Favorite is rewiring my entire brain istg... just unraveling those brain wrinkles and resculpting them in exciting new shapes and patterns

#be my favorite #be my favorite spoilers #what an episode #for kawi to realize it's not just about being kind to himself and fixing the life he wants #but being kind to pear and pisaeng and caring about the life they get #especially worst timeline pear #he has time-ruined her life beyond all belief #will he take responsibility #and like ok ok ok the thing where pisaeng is like you helped me with something big and i'll always be grateful for that #the specifically queer experience of the person who makes you KNOW you're queer #pisaeng knew-ish before kawi. he and his mom have discussed it #but kawi made it firm and unchangeable and something he could no longer hide from or run from #so no matter how much kawi hurts him after that no matter how much he confuses him and pushpulls him #he's that person to pisaeng the person who made everything clear the person who made him brave #ahhh that's so reallllllllllllllll #and praying with all my heart they are very deliberately writing not and notpear and notkwan the way they are #never expecting us to ship it but laying the groundwork so we understand this future #pisaeng was right to friend breakup with not and has stayed right #please if the show does pearkwan it will become my new top ten stars show of all time i'm trying to manage my expectations #because i don't THINK it's going that way #but o! how i want it! #but yeah ships aside just kawi realizing that pear's life going well matters more to her & her happiness #than his life going well #and realizing thusly that that matters more to HIM #than his own successful future #i would like to see it #treat the girl who has been so great to you greatly please #and that guy you're so grateful for? who you feel unworthy of? #stop focusing on what is bad or unworthy about you start focusing on how to support him and his life into something worthy of him #do you see it? my vision??? gah this story has so much potential i'm so hype

[checkeredflagsandshit]

#he needs to be stopped #happy looks good on him #pierre gasly #pretty pear 🍐 #pg10 #absolutely feral #the redacted thoughts im having #pierre put your tounge away it wont help you #but may help me

[pearwaldorf]

So I used a personal finance management app that aggregates all the accounts I have in one place. The company that owns it shut it down at the end of the last year and transitioned it to another site they own. It does absolutely fucking nothing that I need it to do, which includes:

show me balances from all my connected accounts

track spending

sort/recategorize/tag transactions

set budgets

Literally the only functionality it retains is the ability to sell me shit. Which I was fine with (lights gotta stay on somehow) when I got use out of the site, but now it has been enshittified.

The other thing this experience has reminded me of is you should find a service that aggregates all your bank accounts. Empower is the one I'm using because it's got the same functionality as Mint, but there are other options*. Your bank/credit union might also offer a similar service.

It's a lot like using a password manager--it's a giant pain to set up initially, but it will ultimately make your life so much easier. All your account balances in one place** so you don't have to log in to each individual site to check! A unified view of your finances!

It is, of course, not a solution for not having enough money, but clarity on your purchases and subscriptions can help you identify things you don't want/need, as well as overcharges and discrepancies.

I know better money management is a popular new year's resolution, and this is a pretty easy step towards that. You don't have to add all your accounts at once. But I find it satisfying to see the picture become clearer. Also, graphs.

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* Search "mint pfm alternatives" if you want to know more. Most options I found were paid but maybe you're a person who would shell out for useful features. Monarch looks amazing for people with shared finances.

** It's totally safe. I deal with this shit for a living. I can explain more if you want but it's boring.

#pear text #cranky post #personal finance #personal finance management #pear is helpful

[locallesbianinyourarea]

dear SWBG fandom

i am so sorry

#shovelware’s brain game #swbg pear #swbg banana #dear lord help me #why did i think this was a good idea

[multi-lefaiye]

actually yeah i'm just gonna go ahead and state this boundary real quick. i'm not saying this as an attack on anyone, but i figure i should say something b/c this does make me extremely uncomfortable.

anyway random people coming onto my silly posts to be self-deprecating annoy me and i'm at the point where i just block on sight.

genuinely if you blorbo tag a post... unless i say otherwise, go for it. that's fine. i love seeing those.

if you're coming onto my post where i jokingly self-aggrandize about how cool i am and how much people love me just to say that you wish that applied to you and no one loves you! i'm probably gonna dip! i'm sorry if that sounds mean and i genuinely wish you the best, but that's not what we're about my guy and i do not really want that on my post

#multi makes text posts #listen. i have depression. i have *bad* depression #right now i really really do not like myself. i will be honest #but i've been trying to stop talking down about myself all the time #and that *has* genuinely helped #at least a little bit #it's not a one-step solution and you're not gonna be cured forever and never be depressed again #but it's better than nothing if it's something you can do #also regardless can you do that somewhere else. this post isn't about that. fuck off actually #also. let me put it this way. #in one example of this i made a post joking about how people love me for being a silly little guy #and i got one reblog saying 'no they don't' #and it was in reference to themselves i believe #but like. literally go fuck yourself? i don't know you? #your self deprecation came as an insult to me so now i have no sympathy. go sit in the pear wiggler.

[garfieldstim]

can u do pear butter from MLP? 🩷

pear butter(my little pony) stimboard for anon

x x x / x - x / x x x

#💭 i hope this is ok! #💭 idk this character so i looked online to help a bit :> #stim #stimboard #requests #*mine #anon #pear butter #my little pony #mlp #hands #food #sensory #baking #slime #pears #mushrooms #fungi #sharps #knives #yellow #green

[coulson-is-an-avenger]

me in 2014: I refuse to say I could fix loki because firstly that is CRINGE and secondly that is NOT feminist and it's unhealthy for me to fantasize abt a dynamic like that, especially when everyone else is already doing it and being soooo annoyingly horny about it, and I'm NOT like that

me in 2023: no i could absolutely fix him. the first step is to put him in a blender

#mossy speaks #loki #glow up HSGWJDJSJXJWKDJS #he's very fixable he just needs a minimum wage job. earrings. a copy of lilo and stitch. and three to four hours in The Blender #its also so funny bc 2014 me was like he just needs a hug and kindness! and like. sure yeah that would help. but also no #he needs to go through the pear wiggler. thats non negotiable. taika understood this hsgwjdjwjdjs

[aerypear]

BLORBO PART THREE- saveme

#mwahaha #the pear draws #itsuki #kitsune #Inami does the big growl #don't hurt her kit or so fuckin' help her she'll eat you

[artisan-dino-nuggets]

what have i been eating

hello tumblers so like yesterday or a couple days ago i went to a european market thing (i am american for reference) and there was this one part where this heavily accented man was selling just shit tons of random candy and i was having fun trying to read all the packaging. anyways i bought this giant bag of what are basically pear-flavored jolly ranchers, but i can't find shit about them online? this is what they look like

ive been eating them like crazy they're so addicting, please someone tell me what these things are theyre so good where do i get more

@kallzu do you know what these are

#slavic foods #possibly? #food identification #identification #eastern europe #cyrillic #slavic #candy #pear candy #wtf am i eating #help me slavic (??) tumblr