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you dont need to smell the camera

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Some of you will come on my math posts and "correct" me but the thing you will say is very plainly the opposite of true. I understand how you come up with fully incoherent opinions about most things in the world and then be an ass about it on the internet. I understand how that happens, I really do. But y'all will come up in notes like "actually a tetrahedron isn't a platonic solid" "actually op 2+2 is 7" ??? "op should be ashamed of thinking 12<20" ????? This is how y'all sound and I just wanna know if you're okay because I don't understand how this happens

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Women in STEM (Sleepiness, Time for bed, Extremely comfy sheets, Mattresses)

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Really confused as to how my logo changed to kermit the frog. Unless im starting to have hallucinations from lack of sleep. Still. mindfucked. 

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I found someone’s tumblr logged in on this computer and all I did was change the icon

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on my bimonthly trip to Silent Hill to buy poly-fil

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Pets love to show up like Hello i am Mystery Wet :)

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Cedar waxwings are social birds and will often groom one another within their flocks.

(Cedar waxwing)

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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In 4th grade, my bff was in a death feud over chess with a boy in our class but instead of competing like normal people they decided that the best way to determine who was chess master was for each of them to select one of the two biggest idiots in class and teach them to play chess, My Fair Lady style, and see whose idiot won. We are just now, 22 years later, grappling with the moral implications of this exercise.

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Putting on my best cold and disdainful sneer as I command my loyal assassin uBlock Origin to make meddlesome UI elements conveniently disappear

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“fish don’t even know theyre wet” and? you don’t even know youre luft (air equivalent of wet)