#AM HERE TO PESTER

[nemo-of-house-hamartia]

*Crawling back from the depths of Hades's realm... Again* ooooffff... Next time, I'll take the escalators. Mwahahahaha the imp of conundrums is back with a rematch.

So, Cricket dearest, you made the choice huh? Hahahahaha, you chose wisely. But still it all comes down to this. This time, you're off to a fantasy world. Choose your man!!! ONE!

Which man shall forever be your Prince or King of your heart and mind?

This Prince?

Or this one?

I mean... These two Pascal and Urban...

As Billy (Bae-Bae) Butcher says it correctly:

Toodle-doo, dearest. Have fun...

GIULIETTA, DEAR GODS.

I CANNOT LEAVE YOU UNATTENDED FOR *5 MINUTES* AND YOU COME BACK HERE WITH MORE ASKS THAT WILL SEND ME IN A SPIRAL!! 😂😂😂

YOU LITTLE IMP OF A SISTER, GODS. <3

NEVER CHANGE. <3

SO.

BACK TO THE SUBJECT UNDER DISCUSSION.

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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CHOOSE???

Imma be honest with you even here.

After the ask you sent me last time, I KINDA SORTA had a small list made, SO I KNOW PRECISELY WHO I AM GOING TO CHOOSE.

in this case, time wins over, because COME ON.

THIS DUDE HAS BEEN ONE OF MY FIRST CRUSHES WHEN I WAS A WEE LASSIE AND THE MOVIE CAME OUT IN THE CINEMAS.

TRULY A WEE LASSIE.

SO.

MY CHOICE IS.

LIKE. SERIOUSLY, AFTER I SAW HIM AS CUPID IN "XENA" I WAS ALREADY ON THE FENCE FOR HIM. ONCE I SAW HIM IN LOTR, LIKE

THE HEART EYES WERE REAL.

so there you have it.

HE IS THE ONE THAT I WANT (the one that I want,🎶uh uh uh ah!🎶🎶)

Thanks for this ask, dearest one, you have no idea how much I smile each time I get to buffoon through this small game we do <3

love you so so so much! <3

LEMME TACKLE HUG YOU.

-Nemo

#WHAT? #TOLD Y'ALL THAT I WOUDL BE BACK ON MY SHENANIGANS #YOU THOUGHT YOU GOT RID OF ME #AH! #THINK AGAIN #AM HERE TO PESTER #Nemo babbles #Giuliettaluce my darling

[bugeyedfreaks]

Idk who to ask but do you happen to know where to read the PPG CYOA where professor is going on dates?? I tried looking for it online and I cant find it 🥲🥲🥲

I love you and I’m an idiot because when I first posted screenshots from it on my blog, I had promised to scan the entire thing... and then kept forgetting to actually do it. So here it finally is!

#professor utonium #professor utonium's dating game #powerpuff girls #ppg #I’m sorry it took me literal years to do this #the lesson here is if you pester me long enough for anything I promise I will get it to you even though i am stupid

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Hello! I was wondering if you’d be willing to take commissions someday 👀. No pressure tho! I just love your art so much

The short answer: "not at the moment, but it is very possible in the future'!

The slightly longer answer: I would have to figure out a good pricing and payment system! PD-MDZS is also where most of my free time goes, so until my life settles down a bit, I would be on the slow side to complete them.

#Ask #Even longer answer: I technically do - but it's been people I know irl asking and handing me physical money/bank transfers. #I'm working on one right now but the tricky part with pricing is that they want the physical copy of it - which is different to online comm #Fun fact: I have gotten a fair amount of commissions from a local hobbiest quilting club. #They show me their pintrest inspiration board and tell me size specifications and I draw out patterns on parchment paper. #I am probably being undervalued by a group of 50-60 year old women but they call me handsome and say I'm doing a good job so... #There was also someone a while back who asked about a tattoo design and I was *so* enthusiastic but I just got too busy to commit. #I truly do appreciate people asking - It is *extremely* flattering that you like my art enough to want to commission something! #I will re-examine my situation in a few months! Someday really is the keyword here; I think I'd have a lot of fun with it! #(All the money would go back into buying more artbooks and supplies too! What a dream!) #Through this blog I've gotten to know a few people who do commissions for a living who I will probably pester for pricing advice #Time really is the only barrier for me right now B*(

[nightjarring]

Actually listening to the ASOIAF books has made me start to think that people who treat this series as the ultimate example of Bad Gross Male Fantasy Writing might actually just be stupid.

Idk how you read these without taking note of the fact these books are explicitly about people who are othered by the incredibly harsh, rigid society they live in. The vast majority of the perspective characters are disadvantaged in some way, most of them are either physically disabled, women, or otherwise socially outcast, or some combination of those things. The books so far are an incredibly detailed exploration of the intersection of privelage and disenfranchisement and I am actually annoyed at all the people giving writing advice who bust these out as the ultimate What Not To Do bad icky no-no series.

#i have read bad gross male writing and this is not what this is. go read something by heinlein or niven and report back to me #blurb #im incapable of consuming things when theyre topical or relevant #maybe in 15 years ill read dungeon meishi #anyways #i have more thoughts but i pulled an all nighter for no reason and am a little delirious #adding here that i havent watched the show and probably never will and also am reading the books bc telling me #not to do something is the fastest way to make me do it. also i befriended a history nerd who pestered me into it

[columboscreens]

#columbo #season 9 #uneasy lies the crown #imagine columbo pestering a gamer #oh my GOD lieutenant i am in a fucking RANKED LOBBY i can't PAUSE IT #...oh! well I'm terribly sorry sir that's my mistake. ill just sit here and wait :] #yknow my nephew likes that game yer playin too. legal legends is it? lovely game #he says he likes it but between you n me ive heard him put his fist through the drywall over it

[melrosing]

anyway in an absolutely wild turn of events I think I’m free of my hideous job and like. substantially richer for it??? lmao 2023 you really owed me

#ok so this a lot of personal shit but I’m just gonna incredulously vent into the tags #like I don’t even know how to describe what 2023 in this job has been like lol #since April they’ve been insulting and scrutinising and scapegoating me over absolutely everything #they were really angling for just firing me outright for never measuring up to their constantly shifting and increasingly bizarre goalposts #and it got so personal man they kept insisting that it wasn’t but my god #then my dad gets sick and it suddenly becomes awkward for them to keep insulting and overworking me #so they switch to just ignoring me entirely so they don’t have to reckon w what me and my family are going through #like they never ask how he is or how things are going just every Friday they say hey do you reckon you can take more work on again? #and THEN I get a gut infection and suddenly im being guilt tripped for taking sick leave and pestered for evidence #it was giving like ‘we had to give you time off for your dad but now you’re taking the piss’ #to the point I DID reach out to a third party at the company and was like ‘I’m sorry but why the fuck are they treating me like this’ #and she was like ‘confidentially this is disgusting and I advise you to report it’ #WHEN SUDDENLY I get back from sick leave and it’s like ‘the business is falling short so we have to make some redundancies….’ #and now they’ve had to pay me a SUBSTANTIAL sum to fuck off!!! I think I win??? #like I was so close to quitting but thank god I didn’t because now I’m getting a sweet deal to fuck off with no notice lmao #i leave end of the month #at first I was shocked like y’all really doing this now??? but suddenly I’m like. this is the best possible thing that could’ve happened #I spoke to that third party again and she was like ‘I am so happy for you’ like omfg it was a curveball but we’ll take it!!! #I’m fucking outta here and in due course I WILL be writing on glassdoor how fucked they are

[yourlocaldisneyvillain]

i wish there was a space for actual adults within this fandom. i guess i will have to create it, even if it's just me and other five people and a shoelace. i wonder how this whole thing is gonna develop!

#personal #the entire internet but also this fandom specifically is infested with ppl whose reading comprehension is lower than a 6th grader's #can't a gal enjoy a middle-aged actress without being pestered by toddlers with pitchforks #and i know i'm the pettiest bitch but i am ANNOYED esp when i see how old these ppl are. if you're over 25 you have no excuse daskjfhg #like i have cut my audience in half at least! if not more with this fic #but i'm happy bc i'm producing content i wanna produce #i wonder how my new fics are gonna be received #after i finish “particular” i have another thing coming up that ppl probs won't like lol #but i think it's important i post it #and then we have murder mysteries and gothic horror and wooooo you know #it's gonna be fun! and a bit disturbing! #wonder if imma be dragged on twitter again lol #but i sincerely hope no one will care lol #honestly i never expected ppl to care THAT much but i guess they did #it also annoys me that a concerningly small amount seems to care abt the actual quality of writing #and i'm over here agonising about Stylistic Choices(TM) lol #i feel like it flies over ppl's heads and they just wanna read abt larissa weems fucking them with a shapeshifted dick #which okay i guess but also what abt Literature #you could do smth creative with a shapeshifting character just saying. and include your magic cocks or whatever tf you're into #ah i am fuming in vain i will just write my lil fics and hope i don't get a new influx of kys messages lol

[definitelynotshouting]

i had a sudden thought. does getting your brain fried by a watcher have a unique death message. it's something you can respawn from right? and so would count for the de-terminated zedvancement? meaning zedaph would pester grian about it? which would be an absolutely absurd scenario, like most zedvancements

I dont think getting your brain fried by a Watcher technically kills you so much as it just scrambles the absolute fuck out of the code responsible for your brain chemicals. So like, not a direct kill per se, but picture your brain just getting hyperjuiced with cortisol and adrenaline and then getting stuck there. That's the kind of brain-melty im talking about. I think that level of deep code fuckery would be uhhhhh hard to untangle with just a respawn

#shouting speaks #asks #hunger au #grian #zedaph #watcher grian #evo watchers #worldbuilding #this is why its so so so dangerous for grian to only feed off of one player for too long #but on gods you are so right zedaph WOULD pester him abt it anyway out of curiosity #also unrelated but i am constantly haunted by the lack of discord emojis on here 😞 #pls tumblr i need to express myself #txt

[whimsyprinx]

neurotypical people don’t understand the importance of floor time, like sure i could lay in the empty bed but the floor beckons me and who am i to ignore it’s call?

#whimsy whispers #the floor is comfy okay #I use to sleep in the floor because I wanted to as a child #I had a bed #but sometimes you see a spot on the floor and go ‘is anybody gonna lay there?’ and not wait for an answer #anyways I laid on my roommates mawmaw’s floor today and people very kindly told me I could lay in bed to which I was like ‘nah I’m good down #here’ #I like the floor #I was also very tired and had a headache and wanted to pester try Alexia which I could not do in another room #I fought her over a bottle of sprite #I only ‘won’ because she eventually gave up #I didn’t even wanna drink her sprite I just wanted to pry it from her grip and we were just tangled both trying to yank it out of one #another’s hands #full disclosure: this would’ve gone on forever if she didn’t just give in because like I am not very strong #twas fun #at least once a week I need to physically mutually attack someone or else #the other week kane and I attacked each other in the kitchen I can’t even remember why #oh yeah I put my soapy hand on their arm and then did something back to me and it resulted in me being bear hug attacked from behind while I #tried so very hard to bite them

[chanstopher]

Chris is just so so so kind. Like I can assume he’s probably really frustrated with some Stays behavior about this Channies room thing but he’s still talking to us, trying to make us not worry, and gently putting the message across that it’s not alright to act that way - even though I personally feel he has the right to be a bit more stern. But even the way he “addresses” it makes me want to apologize and I’ve not been involved in the situation- well other than pestering you about it 🤣. I just hope Stays get the message.

Can I also maybe selfishly dream that Chan keeps talking to us as much as he has been 🥺

that’s cause you’re kind, that’s why you want to apologize unlike the ppl who are loud and create the problems in the first place lol but i agree that as sweet as he is about most things stay do wrong he should be more stern, more blunt about things the fandom does. unfortunately any time he tries to be he gets sent through the shredder by those same loud ppl :(

you’re not alone i want him to never stop blowing up my phone it keeps the delulu high. and a delulu chris stan is a happy chris stan hehe

#drm.ask #anon #you can pester me as much as you need babe i am here for it 🖤🩶🤍

[chumpovodir]

sorry i'm actually still on that castlevania brainrot, with a big big focus on CoD since i've been re-playing it in my free time, but felt like i was being too annoying about it between simping for Hector in a way i have not publicly done for any other blorbo and bitching about netflixvania lmao

now that i've had some time to let my thoughts Stew and Simmer, and after consuming whatever Hector-centric fan content i can get my greedy little hands on, i got some Thoughts on all the pairings i've come across, and put together my as-of-now takes on them:

• CV: CoD Hector/Isaac - yes! THE ship of all time! versatile, but however you ship them, They Are Each Other's Whole World!!! they're best friends at minimum (at least before Hec's betrayal) and hell yes they're fooling around with each other - they're 2 dudes in their early 20s who grew up together, literally have no one else and probably spend damn near 24/7 together as a result of their living situation/jobs. is it a casual friends with benefits thing? are they romantically involved and devoted to each other? work besties? mentor mentee kinda thing? is it mutually toxic and/or abusive? friendly rivalry? bitter enemies til the end? it all works! the beauty of the canon not being set means theres so much room for interpretation, but i don't think hector or isaac would be as broken up as they are if they didn't feel something for each other. for me, it all tracks and part of the fun is seeing new ways to interpret their dynamic (except no one makes content for their game counterparts anymore after netflixvania 😢)

• Netflixvania!Hector/Isaac - sorry but i just can't get on board the Forgehusbands thing here. in this version, the most chemistry they have is barely tolerating each other as colleagues. its not even animosity, just straight up indifference. then hector spends some months in his own personal hell being Lenores plaything probably just trying to not lose his sanity while isaac is thousands of miles away consumed by the thought of revenge but otherwise living it up. Issac doesnt even really save Hector in the end…? and idk why but the writers were really pushing a Lenector agenda so there really isn't much of anything to ship here. N!Isaac's too dry and serious about his own misanthropy without any of the mindless, fanatical devotion to Drac's cause CoD!Isaac has, while N!Hector is just. barely a character tbh with how passive and contradicting he feels (and i will CURSE the writers for forever squandering his character when he probably has the most official, coherent material dedicated to explaining his whole deal!!!). there's not much in this canon that drives them towards each other in a way i find compelling, but if someone out there could take on the challenge and actually show how they end up getting together (as friends or romantically) i'd be interested in that! because the current status quo where they're Inexplicably An Item From The Start is a little stale tbh

• Hector/Rosaly - YESSSSSS i love how their relationship is depicted in both PtR and the manga series! (favorite panel of all time: "Oh, you bit right away") i've seen some criticisms of this ship and specifically Rosaly essentially being Lisa 2.0 and a namedropped source of Man Pain™ for all of CoD's intro cutscene before never being mentioned again and. yeah, that's all true. BUT its so soft, and quiet and loving. they really are perfect for each other <3 and it's an interesting parallel for Drac/Lisa, and how Hector doesn't go on a genocidal rampage after losing his beloved in the exact same way, despite his own misanthropy still holding strong. does that say something about Hector's character, or was it all just Death's scheming going exactly as planned?

• Hector/Julia - nnnnooo…. come on man. you cant fuck your ex's (that you killed btw) sister that just so happens to look like your recently deceased wife. who was murdered by aforementioned ex. god the baggage going in all directions here... thankfully, even in canon its only implied at best, if you turn your head and squint. i like 'em as Just Friends, thanks - 2 magic wielders that share a bond through being persecuted by humanity, and for losing a mutual someone they cared for deeply. (side note: wish we saw more of Julia! i love that for what little we got of her, she does seem to mirror Isaac, in ways only siblings who are close can)

• N!Hector/Lenore - no and FUCK no. i actively hate this pairing. the only acceptable interaction between these 2 is Hector staking Lenore through the heart with a smile on his face. and before anyone comes for me, it has NOTHING to do with the fact that it's a m/f ship, because as mentioned above, i adore Hector/Rosaly. it's not even because it's abusive, you CAN write and enjoy darker relationship dynamics but. this just wasn't it. if they were going for an enemies-to-lovers kind of thing, they failed spectacularly at establishing the 'to lovers' part. the only reason i enjoyed their S4 interactions is because it's seemingly the only time in the entire series anyone talks to Hector with any level of respect, even if it was just dumb sex jokes.

• Hector/Alucard - this one surprised me, for simultaneously seeming to hold both statuses as 'squarely defined as a rarepair by most fan's standards' but also 'there were at least a good few pages worth of the Hector Castelavnia tag on Ao3 that was just these 2 as the main pairing'?

not really sure how i feel about this one - i like them as individual characters who have a lot of parallels going on (probably because Hector is supposed to be like an 'improved' version of Alucard from what i've read?)

i like the idea of their netflixvania versions trauma bonding after the shit in S3 because good lord they both need someone who can understand what they've been through. but they don't interact at all in the netflix show, so no dice there imo. under a more cynical lens, my feelings are something like "you only ship these 2 because they're both soft prettyboys you wanna see fucking huh"

if you go by the games canon and lore then they're just about the same age and logically would have interacted at least occasionally in their time at Castlevania but ofc we dont see any of it. theres some ancient fanfics out there that expand on this with alucard, hector, and isaac all being childhood friends before they grew up and had to kinda move into their respective roles and protocol and formality and work kinda made them drift apart and i find those very cute <3

i think this pairing could work honestly, they're both generally kind-hearted albeit tragic souls with a cold disposition who experienced the madness of Castlevania and Dracula's vengeance firsthand. there's gotta be something you can pull outta there. mmmaybe not quite friendship either but.... kindred souls. they have that "prince and his knight" kinda vibe, at least aesthetically, which i can get behind! and i like what i've seen from the exceedingly rare pre-netflixvania fics that exist, and even the netflixvania fanfics are kinda cute (please can we move away from the theme of N!Trevor brutalizing N!Hector out of mistrust just as a chance for N!Alucard to swoop in and save him? shit is damn near ubiquitous even in my very brief time exploring)

• Hector/Trevor - (i should specify i'm referring to their games versions exclusively here. N!Trevor isn't even aware of N!Hector's existence afaik) i dig it, there's just the very inconvenient fact that Trevor's supposed to be married to Sypha lol. and i dont really see a trephacard type of situation happening here (not that im crazy for trephacard now that i mention it. it's cute, it's wholesome but eh, not much substance to it? im realizing i like my ships with a pinch of tension)

so much comedic potential! a fun ship to entertain, but i feel like no one seems to make any content that captures their dynamic well. so ultimately this is a "the best ship is friendship" type of relationship for me. i have a headcanon that Trevor tries, really, really tries, to reach out and befriend Hector post-CoD in a way he might not for other people, out of guilt and concern he'd end up like Adrian (except at least Adrian has the option to wake up and rejoin the world, if he felt like he was finally ready someday. Hector, for all his demonic powers, is still very much human and is shown not once, but twice, ready to let himself go peacefully from this world because he just can't envision a future for himself after Castlevania and losing everything that's important to him. and i generally just like Trevor being a Genuinely Good Person, despite being a bit of a pompous hot-head. miss me with whatever netflixvania was going for)

• Hector/Dracula - ….okay so a certain tumblr user's AU got to me and i do enjoy how dark and fucked up this is <33 and thats pretty much exclusively how i view this ship - always a power imbalance, never wholesome. that's all i have to say about it, don't really wanna go into specifics and squick anyone out but uhh yeah. it's not pretty lmao

#castlevania #i am so sorry for how long this got #i feel like i'm not really saying anything new here but i need the words out so they stop pestering me #also yeah canon DOES inform alot of my opinions what of it! #i know with a series with as many gaps and unexplained elements you gotta headcanon to get anything meaningful. and its just fun #but dang with pairings i would at minimum like my blorbos to have interacted and like each other to some degree #castlevaniaposting

[minglana]

the feeling of euphoria.... getting only one question wrong on the driving tests

#if yall are wondering i STILL havent taken the theory test. i kinda forgot abt it #now the dorm director is pressuring me to get it before easter #and hes pestering me everyday asking if ive done any tests #so here i am. this is literally the only way i can work (under pressure so i dont let down other people) #now the scarier part of this entire thing is having to call the driving school and ask them when tf i can take the exam #z xarre

[besthimbomachine]

Day two and what not writing has been doing is letting the werewolf idea simmer in the back of my head cause I don't have anything else to write about so good I guess?

Also I've taken a liking to pestering my boyfriend during work calls cause I'm a nuisance (and he doesn't use a camera so I can be a nuisance safely). He finds the meetings boring and useless anyways so I'm actually doing him a favor.

#Maria speaks #Nobody asked for an update but here I am #Last time I spent a whole ass week here he was on vacation so I didn't get to pester him #But now it's different #I can be an absolute menace #He will regret the day he let me find out he is ticklish #But yes I'm simmering the werewolf idea #We gonna need a hunter but I'll save Adam from playing bad guy this time #I also fucking want a “taking care of your poisoned werewolf” scene #Brought to you by: my boyfriend had a reaction to his flu shot #The covid one did nothing to him but the flu one wasn't so great

[imabiscuitinthousandworlds]

this one goes out to my irl friend, fellow (fic) writer and beta of exactly one of my fics (just one bc i have no patience), who let me ramble an entire detailed daydream/train of thought/draft for the last chapter into our chat at 1-2am. i fucking love you

#i think every unhinged writer needs at least one friend like that #now i know what the chapters gonna look like!! #and also i can annoy him with all my silly little scenarios and idea abt jean and peter and theyll even be seen lol #would and am doing the same for him also and I gotta say there's NO downsides except that i have to wait for when he continues HIS story #that wait is agony. but so it is with every fic in progress and here i get to pester him on the daily about it :)) #and see the silly little character sheets and picrews and random screaming #this is a symbiotic relationship at its finest #a biscuit's rambles

[mothheart]

I deserve to feel proud for getting through another extremely dark period of my life

#the last few monthsish have been especially rough but like if im being honest. #like...... 2021-now. is a whole thing. #like. figures. considering early 2021 is when i got Out of a longterm abusive relationship #but i wasnt able to finally tell him he needs to stay out of my life until like literally a few months ago ! #i mean. i DID tell him. many times. it wasnt for a lack of trying. he was persistent to the point of making many alts on many platforms. #and also pestering and harassing my best friend to try to convince him to talk me into giving him another chance. so! #and like #idk #here i still am #somehow. lol #its something #miles rambles

[child-of-the-cosmos]

I'm sorry to pester you but have you seen the fan art of your new sona? 👀

Tway-la- pspspspspspss, come here. Tell me more. You can’t just say this and leave. Come back. I am interested. Hey, tway-la- look how normal I am about what you just said. yeah. So normal. 

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*starts running at you full speed*

#AYO #TWAY-LA #YOU ARE NOT PESTERING ME #TELL ME MORE #HEY #COME BACK #I WANNA SEE #LET ME SEE TWAY-LA #PLEASE #I AM SO NORMAL OVER HERE #YEAH #SO COME BACK #HEY HEY #PSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSP- #mutual madness #asks