#AHH Perry the PLatypus

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i took some screenshots

#phineas and ferb #perry the platypus #heinz doofenshmirtz #i love these so much #screenshots #disney #disney channel #disney characters #perry #AHH Perry the PLatypus #Perry the gnome #these made me laugh so much

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look

#perry the platypus #pnf perry #perry the plush #plush #big ol snout #pnf #ahh perry the platypus #i'm actually wearing green pants and a black turtleneck

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#AHH #PERRY THE PLATYPUS

[quietmarie]

Ahh, Perry the Platypus, I see your vibes are immaculate. And by that I mean... COMPLETELY MACCULATE

#phineas and ferb #pnf

[evil-scientist]

“Ahh Perry the Platypus you’ve finally made it!”

“…”

“Oh right, you’re probably waiting for the trap to spring. Well I’m kinda suffering from budget cuts right now so instead of like a regular trap I had to buy this toddler car seat from Walmart. So like uh if you can just sit in it and uh, don’t forget to fasten the seat bel- yeah there you go, see it fits perfectly! Thanks Perry. Anyways-“

#phineas and ferb #heinz doofenshmirtz #mad scientist #perry the platypus #dr doofenshmirtz

[checkerboardfloorwork]

ahh, Perry the Platypus…..your tea is unclockable…….and by unclockable I meeeean COMPLETELY CLOCKABLE !!!

[smidge-j]

Ahh Perry the platypus I forgot to finish this inator (tumblr post) I was hoping you could help me with making something inator-y (get one of my mutuals to help me write a funny post)

#ive decided to watch phineas and ferb #i dont know what to post #posts made by a sleep deprived smidge

[kingoftheu]

Ahh Perry the Platypus, you see I have recently inherited a pork-only-deli in the Gaza Strip. Unfortunately these two bozos called Hamas and Eyedeeeff are there already! And they haven't responded to my letters! They are too busy fighting. How rude is that? So I took the only logical step...

BEHOLD THE PEACEINTHEMIDDLEEASTINATOR.

#phineas and ferb #doctor doofenshmirtz #dr doofenshmirtz #heinz doofenshmirtz #inator #perry the platypus #pnf #parody #israel #palestine #hamas #israel hamas war #pork #delis #humor

[olivewoman]

Doofenshmirtz: Ahh Perry the platypus, how unexpected and by that I mean COMPLETELY EXPECTED*presses button* (Perry is trapped in an estrogen pill shaped cage) you see Perry the platypus ever since I was a young boy my mother forced me to wear dresses because we couldn’t afford any more clothes so I know what it feels to have a body that doesn’t match your gender so I built the *pulls sheet off of a giant machine* THE GENDER AFFIRMINATOR! With this everyone in the machines radius will have their ideal body and will be too happy to notice me swooping in and taking over the TRI-STATE AREA

#phineas and ferb #heinz doofenshmirtz

[mihai-florescu]

Ahh perry the platypus, i have recently discovered that none of my inventions are half as evil as that of the electronic mailbox. I shudder at the thought of the powerful entities waiting to jump me if i open it

#local girl is STRUGGLING trying to write an answer #why did you cc 2 other employees bro it's not fair we're no longer playing one on one you have backup. i have nothing

[donuteater13]

🎶 Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated 🎶

Doofenshmirtz: Ahh, Perry the Platypus! Where where we before my jingle so rudely interrupted us? Oh right! As you know, coming up for names for inators is very difficult-

Perry, in Doof's trap of the day: skeptically blinking

Doof, slightly annoyed: What? It is! For that, you won't get to hear the tragic backstory that spawned this inator!

Doof: So, when I come up with names for inators, a dictionary won't help, that gives definitions for words! And neither will a thesaurus, those give words for words! I needed something to tell me a word when I give it a definition...

Doof, unveiling today's inator: BEHOLD! THE TERMINATOR!

[fried-eggs152]

One winter break morning started like non other, phineas Flynn and his step brother ferb fletcher sat in the backyard. Ferb wearing a black sweater with sewed on star’s and wrenches and such. Phineas on the other hand..did not want to wear a sweater or normally..pants. He wore what he usually worse since it wasn’t as cold for him. His shorts and striped shirt in the comfort of his own home too.

He swayed his arms up in the air huffing out as you could see his breath “ferb I don’t know what we’re gonna do today” he said shuffling himself to face his step-brother whome’s eyes were directed at phineas. The main course of attention, he smiled at sight, looking away as he played with his hands “ever wonder what it feels like to be a puppet?” He asks before.. ding! “Ferb, I know what we’re gonna do today!” He said swiftly jumping on his own two feet “we can turn ourselves into sentient marionettes!” He says with a wide smile as ferb struck a thumbs up “great!” He turned around and almost as if on que Isabella Garcia came in scene hair almost frizzy as her pink sweater was a little bigger than her. “Hey phineas, whatcha dooing?” She asks swooning a little, he turned his attention to her wide smile almost shining like the sun “We’re turning ourselves into marionettes!” He said “wanna join?” He asks tilting his head.

Isabella hummed a little walking towards her one and only beloved “sure!” She said happily stuffing her hands in pocket quickly. “Great!!” The red headed boy exclaimed arms quickly lifting in the air “get the gang and me and ferb will start!” He said turning around and running to grab his toolbox.

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With one quick writing the hours quickly passed the Marionette machine was done. “Hmm felt pretty quick dont you think?” He asks ferb, who was just as confused. “Writers surely don’t have the time to get into detail perhaps?” The British said. Phineas gave ferb a very confused look, he obviously didn’t know what ferb meant by details or writers in this fact. But Before he could even speak, Buford interrupted “what is this dinnerbell?” Buford asks, “we’re turning ourselves into marionettes! Care to join, Buford?” He asks a little too eagerly as he waved his hands back and forth. Buford who was holding baljeet like a suitcase faced his gaze to baljeet “what’s our schedule.” Buford asks his nerd As Baljeet looked at a piece of paper “nothing” he said casually as if this was a normal occurrence to be held like a suitcase and be a simple calendar. “Great! Ok!..hey where’s Perry?” Phineas looks around raising an eyebrow in confusion.

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Heinz doofenshmirtz laughing out maniacally as his nemesis was trapped “ahh Perry the platypus. As you see your bosses screen wasn’t working. Yea?” He asks cheekily leaning on Perry’s pretty spacious trap. Perry the teal platypus, raised an eyebrow at Heinz in ways to say ‘no shit Sherlock’

Heinz rolled his eyes playfully “well I introduce you, the GONE-WRONG-INATOR!” He yells, dramatically uncovering a brand new shiny inator “you see Perry the platypus, you were sleeping last time I monologued. I’ve always had bad luck. Also proven by my entire house exploding” he rambled out of context before snapping right back “besides that. I had given myself good luck for a day. Great by the way” he said chuckling “but I’ve decided why not give everyone a taste of everything they do going wrong!! What it’ll do is whatever they’re doing will go horribly wrong at that exact moment!” He said cackling. Putting his hands on his hips “but i am out of buttons so it’s just set at random shooting..” he sighed turning around “but it’s not like we haven’t shot random beams already!” He shrugged off. Perry rolled his eyes looking around of ways he could get out.

And atlas! There was. Heinz forgot to lock the cage. He swung the door open in a calm matter as Heinz turned his gaze “huh..” he let out, resting his chin on his hand “I knew I was forgetting something” he said eyelids lowering as if he’s feeling remorse for himself. Quickly he was kicked in the chest by a platypus. Letting out a grunt he was not letting this get him. He got right back up and grabbed Perry by the hands “you thought you got me this time hmmm Perry the platypus?” He said pinning the platypus to the floor. “Well not this time!!” He said chuckling out. Perry growled out trying his most to squirm out. Heinz being as tall as he is picked up Perry by the hands “watch as I cause pure chaos in the Tri-state area!!” He said walking to his inator and pressing a button. The inator powered up coming to life, turning its nob around and right to a neighbourhood.

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Phineas was starting up the machine too ferb who was more then willing to become a puppet first. “Alright curb try not to- move?? To much!” He said happily.

He walked over to Buford baljeet and Isabella watching the machine warm up and prepare itself. Watching the machine with proud in his eyes he felt dread wash over him.

Something wasn’t right and it felt awful to phineas. The machine was perfectly ok but it felt wrong. “I’m..” he muttered out before walking over to ferb and pushing him out of the targeted ground “actually..something..” he proceeded to mumbled looking at the machine.. minutes..it would only take a press of a button to complete the process. But phineas felt lost about this dreading emotion “somethings wrong.” He said Turing his gaze to the rest of his friends. Buford and baljeet looked at each other concerned “just a second ago you were all happy about this” Buford proceeds “suddenly the vibe feels off-“ Buford adds placing baljeet down. Baljeet noted the thick atmosphere.

Phineas shrugged “I’ll just analyze the machine before we shoot ourselves with it . Make sure there’s a chance to turn back y’know?” He said.

Silence felt deafening. But before Isabella could mutter a word out a purple beam hit the machine catching everyone’s attention. The machine shook and let out zaps of electricity “that can’t be good” baljeet proceeded. The machine started breaking down which of course was not expected “I guess we could always make another I mean didn’t take me and ferb that l-“ interrupted by being shot by his own creation. And with of course an initial amount of fear because his machine was now in many random pieces “uh oh-“ he simply let out before shrinking in size.

He was now a perfectly fine marionette done with no way of turning back.

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Man don’t I enjoy little stories for some random art!

Marionette was inspired by that big version of Isabella’s marionette!

Part 2 maybe?

FYI I wasn’t really trying to make this story good :’]

#phineas and ferb #pnf #phineas flynn #pnf phineas #pnf fanart #pnf ferb #ferb fletcher #perry the platypus #perry #pnf perry #heinz doofenshmirtz #dr heinz doofenshmirtz #pnf doofenshmirtz #doofenshmirtz evil incorporated #dr doofenshmirtz #pnf isabella #isabella garcia shapiro #pnf buford #buford and baljeet #buford van stomm #baljeet #pnf baljeet #baljeet tjinder #marionette au #marionette

[acrossthekwverse]

Meatball Minion Crime"

Written by K.w

"It started a normal day in Danville. Phineas & Ferb were sitting under their tree with their pet platypus Perry. Ferb and Phineas were figuring out what to do today. They overheard the TV talking about the latest strike of the police.

Phineas turned to Ferb and exclaimed, 'Hey, Ferb! I’ve just had the idea of what we’re going to do today!' Ferb looked at Phineas.

'We’re going to cover for the Police Department since there's a strike going on and keep the bad guys off the streets! It’s the least we can do for Danville; Danville's been so nice to us all summer.'

'What do you think, Ferb?' Phineas said. Ferb gave Phineas a thumbs up. 'Great, let’s get to work!'

A quirky work song plays. We cut to Perry's watch going off. Perry goes down a tube like Futurama. Major Monogram greets him: 'Good morning, Agent P! Doof has been up to no good. He's turned meatballs evil, and we don’t know how that’s even possible. Anyway, get over there, Agent P, and see what he’s doing. Monogram out.'

Carl interjects, 'Sir, you know it’s probably just his inator.'

Major Monogram warns, 'Don’t get cocky, Carl.' We hear Perry’s music sting.

Perry is flying on his hover jet into Doof’s lair. Doof’s meatball captures Perry the Platypus.

Doof taunts, 'Well hello, Perry the Platypus! I see you've met my new invention.' We hear a whisper ('meatballs'). 'I have no idea where that comes from. But meatball, bring Perry the Platypus over here. I want to show him my latest invention.'

Doof continues, 'Behold, Perry the Platypus, my Make Roger Evil Inator! With one shot, I will make my brother Roger the Mayor of Danville evil. You’re probably thinking, why? Let me tell you, Perry the Platypus. With Roger being evil, he will be taken off being the Mayor of Danville because nobody will want an evil Mayor.'

'You see, Perry the Platypus, I can be nice. Don’t look at me like that. Ever since the professor’s time stuff, I realized I can take over the Tri-State Area just by being nice. If Roger is voted out because of my inator, oh right, the meatball part of my plan. That’s because I was figuring out my new inator and was having meatballs and hit it by mistake. Now, long story short, I’ve got evil minions.'

We pan back into Phineas and Ferb’s house. Isabella asks, 'Hey Phineas, watcha doing?'

Phineas responds, 'Hi, Isabella. Ferb and I are rigging up our mum's car to become a police car.' Phineas puts on a bit of a '60s voice, 'Those bad guys are going down.'

Candace interrupts, 'Mum, Phineas and Ferb are building—wait.' Candace runs back to Phineas and Ferb, 'Um, what did you say you were doing again?'

Phineas clarifies, 'Becoming police of Danville.'

Candace rushes back to her mum, 'Mum, Phineas and Ferb are rigging your car into a police car.'

Mum reacts, 'Wait, you rigged my car?'

Candace denies, 'No.'

Mum decides, 'That’s it, young lady. Go to your room. No pie for you. We’ll talk about this later.'

Phineas and Ferb drive with a controller along the road, similar to a toy train. Phineas says, 'Alright, Ferb, let’s take down some crimes.' Phineas and Ferb have built a tracker for crimes on their new remote-controlled police car made from their mum’s car. Phineas asks, 'Isabella, Baljeet, Buford, are you ready?'

The gang responds in unison, 'Yes!'

We get a montage of Phineas and Ferb riding around, taking down criminals, with Buford, Baljeet, and Isabella too.

(Song)

'We’re traveling around Danville in our mum's car. We’ve turned it into a police car, and it’s so much more. There are no more criminals on the street. Ahh ahh! Crime hunters! Ahh, crime hunters!'

Ferb and Phineas are traveling around in their remote-controlled police car. The song pauses, and a random guy says, 'That’s their mum's car!'

'Ahh ahh, Crime hunters! Ahh, crime hunters! Crime! Crime! Crime! Hunters!' A music sting plays as we see Phineas and Ferb driving down the street. We pan back to Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc. and hear the jingle.

Doofenshmirtz declares, 'It’s time! Perry the Platypus, I’ve got you trapped with my evil meatball minions!'

Doof is about to fire at his brother, but Perry the Platypus tries hitting the giant meatball with his hat, which doesn’t work. So he tries eating it, and it works. Perry catches up to Doof before he hits Roger and starts hitting him.

Doofenshmirtz exclaims, 'Perry the Platypus, how did you escape my evil meatball minion? Huh, you ate my evil meatball!' Perry explodes the inator, dives off Doof’s building, and parachutes back to Phineas and Ferb’s place.

Doofenshmirtz laments, 'Curse you, Perry the Platypus!' Phineas and Ferb arrive back in their driveway. They shut down the remote control and put their mum's car back to normal. Phineas and Ferb run back to their backyard. Candace sees them arrive.

Candace shouts from her bedroom, 'Mum, mum!'

Mum replies, 'Give it a rest, Candace.'

Phineas and Ferb sit under their tree in the backyard, happy that they’ve paid a favor back to Danville, saving the city from crime.

Phineas says, 'Okay, Ferb, that was awesome. Danville is definitely safe from crime for another day!'

Ferb adds, 'Now it’s up to the real cops.'

Phineas notices, 'Yeah, Perry sits on my lap. Oh, there you are, Perry. You missed all the fun.'

Ferb comments, 'Oh yes, a platypus would definitely make a good cop.'

Phineas ponders, 'Another thing done on our 104 days of summer vacation. What to do tomorrow? There’s a world of possibilities out there. Maybe we should use our list.'

#phineas and ferb #dwampyverse #disneyfanfiction Disney channel

[jestery-lemon-zest]

doobedoobedoba doobedoobedoba agent peeee

Agent p doofinshmirtz is up to something agaggagaga yoi have to go stop him also i am not paying carl

Doonedobedomqba ahh pery the platypus how unexpected, and by unexpected i meqjn COMPLETELY EXPECTED hhaha you have been trapped you see when i was a young boy my parents squished me in a rock, that is my evil oh no i habe been foiled Curse you perry the platypus

Hey wheres pery ggggggggg oh high perry

Average episode of spongebob.

#Jester jabbers #A real thing my friend said

[jokescomeandgobutswagisforever]

I live for villains who think theyre amazingly evil and bad but are either really bad at it or at worst a mild incovenience like mwah yes

#ahh perry the platypus #lmao #wooden overcoats

[transdemon]

Embarrassing embarrassing embarrassing but I love @shima-draws perry so please take what I got.

#pnf #pnf perry #human!perry #perry the platypus #perry the human #ahh im so embarrassed #perryshmirtz #also posted on DA #asdfghjkl; #phineas and ferb #agent p #agent perry #agent perry the platypus #my art