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#alt text is stored in the image #wanted to check out this bridge near where i was camping because i like bridges #however i dont like walking across swing bridges so this photo was as far as I was able to go #i could not push myself any further onto the bridge #polls #bridge

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I'm working on a final paper for my Ecological Anthropology class and I wanted to see the distribution of what people would prefer to visit.

#both #would love to visit cities #would love to visit nature #am actually going to visit nature later today and tomorrow #going camping #i should be packing for that actually but i am procrastinating on tumblr

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Dude can you stop trying to kiss me im trying to finish this evil incantation

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had the incredibly unnerving experience of switching off the radio and getting out of the car only to hear the song keep playing before I realised that I wasn't in a movie this was just a petrol station also playing the same station and that is how radio works

#the amount of times this has happened to me means that its lost its magic now

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Sorry if you're already over 50, I ran out of room (you're welcome to leave your thoughts in the tags or replies!)

If you're younger than 10, get the fuck off Tumblr. People are saying swears on here!

#aging tumblr user base #alt text is stored in the image

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what if werewolves were real but they were all heterosexual

what if you didnt send me hate mail

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"I can stay up late, I don't have school tomorrow" says person who has not gone to school for at least 4 years

#what i meant is that i dont have work tomorrow #public holiday today and then friday off to get a long wekeend #but i dont know why my first thought was school instead of work #posts made by a sleep deprived smidge #i am going to go to bed anyway #ill probably wake up early enough to go to school anyway

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babygirl you look like an absolute angel tonight (there is a streetlight behind you and i have astigmatism)

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I am going to freak the fuck ojt why are more people not completely insane for Mortal Engines

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i have decided to do a poll for fun because of a video im watching while im eating

for those curious i started playing during 1.6!! i played the demo worlds of the game on the minecraft.net website before my parents bought it for me

#pretty sure i started sometime around 1.3 #its been a while

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reblog to give the person you reblogged it from a good night’s sleep (maybe)(please)(I’m begging the universe)

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please remember that I am a Canadian illustrator and it is fucking bizarre to come to me with medical questions

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I was just celebrating my 42nd birthday party, maybe we were a little drunk, but how was I to know the wizard we hired off of Craigslist was the real deal?

Australia doesn't exist anymore

#please check the previous post on my blog for additional context

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Australia doesn't exist anymore

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Btw guys today is my 42nd birthday so you gotta be niceys to me alright? And if I do tell you lies you gotta believe it, ok?

I could just tell lies on the internet and no one can stop me

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I could just tell lies on the internet and no one can stop me

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is that lightning in your pocket or is your penis just loud and thunderous