#A MILLION MILES AN HOUR

[loguetowns]

ok but hear me out.................

imperial dynasty au where bounty hunter zoro frequents a high-ranking oiran, whom he wouldn't ordinarily be able to afford but she accepts his clientele anyway because she fancies him, wherein he gets to enjoy his sake with the company of a beautiful women who makes her living off of charming men. then, one day, he's hired to escort said oiran to her new employer in another town in secret because, obviously, she could get harmed or kidnapped (or worse) during the journey.

and, oh no, they have to spend all their time alone together over an extended journey while traveling secretly and discreetly, oh no........ what could possibly go wrong..........

CAN U IMAGINE IT

#my mind is RACING #A MILLION MILES AN HOUR #¡! ❞ [ chat ]

[ariadne-mouse]

When Caleb asked Essek back in episode 62 if the Lucid Bastion and Marble Tomes Conservatory were "the main avenues" for learning dunamancy, and Essek replied "they are the only avenues" and waiting a long pause before continuing "...why do you ask?

but the time in that pause was literally a full 5 seconds of them just staring at each other like this

#critical role #shadowgast #op #c2e62 #Essek was processing at like a million miles an hour #'does he know. why is he interested. shit. fuck. shit. it's fine I can figure it out. it's fine. fuck!' #essek thelyss #caleb widogast

[frenchonionsoop]

!!CHAPTER 109 SPOILERS!!

WHY ARE THESE PANELS SO SIMILAR. WHY ARE THEIR EYES SO SIMILAR.

Fyodor was lying in this scene, putting up a facade, does that mean Dazai is doing the exact same thing? Both scenes are SO INCREDIBLY similar. Sigma shoots Fyodor in the shoulder, Chuuya shoots dazai in the shoulder, Fyodor tries to appeal to Sigma, Dazai tries to appeal to Chuuya.

The difference here is the appeal doesn't work on Dazai's end, because Chuuya knows him.

His expression at the end is almost begrudging, if he really is even at least partially conscious he would almost definitely be showing more emotion than just slight annoyance after SHOOTING DAZAI IN THE GODDAMN SKULL

#theres probably even more to this but my mind is running at a million miles an hour so i will have to. come back to this. later. #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd dazai #dazai osamu #bsd chuuya #chuuya nakahara #bsd fyodor #fyodor dostoevsky #bsd sigma #sigma #bsd 109 #bsd chapter 109 #bsd spoilers #bsd manga spoilers #bsd manga #bsd analysis

[shivroy]

what if the tomshiv baby wasn't aborted and turned out to be just like a weird cunt. this is my unadulterated vision

#hes so fucked up and as a dude who enjoys drawing shiv and toms faces so much hibs is my delight to render #fucking look AT him i need to throw him at a million miles an hour #goes without saying that his parents had him nannied out the wazoo and in his developmental years he was either with childcare staff #with the occasional parental outing + roy family holidays plus toms parents hanging around which did him immeasurable damage #tries to stalk kendalls mansion on google maps on his ipad at age 8 #gets everything on his christmas list unless it requires tom or shiv making a personal effort #tom and his relationship is so fucking bad and they never talk about it <3 #hibernian #thank you for being so nice about my stupid creation ily. i love you hibs also i hate you #succession #succession oc #tom wambsgans #shiv roy #tomshiv baby #shakes him until something happens #(i made every effort to make him look So much like his parents like hes got toms nose with shivs nostrils.. tom forehead.. shiv lips) #art #the nation

[valyrfia]

allegations of lestappen PR are wild because have you seen how max verstappen usually reacts to PR activities

#vs. max talking at a million miles per hour about Charles #playing padel with him #lestappen #charles leclerc #max verstappen

[sunlightmurdock]

The Dagger Squad just kickin’ it in the 80s 👩‍🎤

bob floyd in grease 2 (1982)

mickey garcia in the lost boys (1987)

bradley bradshaw in dirty dancing (1987)

natasha trace in flashdance (1983)

jake seresin in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984)

javy machado in Cocktail (1988)

reuben fitch in Ghostbusters (1984)

#aka my tiny brain is going a million miles per hour with thots about an 80s slasher au rn #bradley rooster bradshaw #bradley bradshaw #miles teller #top gun maverick #natasha phoenix trace #robert bob floyd #mickey fanboy garcia #reuben payback fitch #sorry Jake and Javy xx

[eleanork-28]

Post s3e6 what happens now?

I am begining to write an 'after' fic which has brought up a lot of questions and speculation that I'd like to share. Yes willmon is endgame but also where do they go from here?

Class 

Money (what are the Erikssons doing with their money from August?) 

The rift between Wille’s elitist upbringing and Simon’s economical and political beliefs 

Wille needs to learn and figure out what he wants his relationship with politics and money to be 

Abdication 

Wille is giving up the crown but he now has to go through that process 

Official meetings 

What is his new title going to be 

What money does he have not has Crown Prince 

The official statement of abdication and handing the duty to August 

Figuring out the PR strategy for this as well 

Wille isn’t free automatically he is going to price for a little while longer while they introduce August more prominently to the public so that the crown isn’t handed off to seemingly a stranger 

They also have to figure out a way to make sure it is clear that this is a choice Wille made for himself rather than because of his very publicised relationship 

Making sure there won’t be speculation that he is leaving voluntarily because the Swedish monarchy doesn’t want a queer monarchy because that would be a media shitstorm 

School 

Where is Wille going to school? And Simon? 

Even with abdication he is still a part of the Swedish aristocracy would he go to another posh school? 

I think not with everything that happened at Hilerska but its also the thing he knows, so how does he figure that out? 

Where does Simon go? He wouldn’t want to go to another rich kid school

Will they go to school together? 

If so what interest will their classmates take in them, how would they maintain their privacy 

Even apart what would their privacy look like 

What would their relationship look like if they do decide to not go to school together? 

Same questions for Felice and Sara because they also have to go to school they are all children and education is very important lol

Familial relations 

Wille and his parents need to repair their relationship 

Do Simon and Sara start working on a better relationship Micke? 

I want Wille to get to meet Micke I think that interaction would be great

Public relations 

Yes they are free but sadly the public doesn’t entirely care 

Luckily on an international scale the Swedish monarchy doesn’t hold much attention but maybe that has changed since Wille’s scandals and then open queer relationship? This is never addressed in the show 

But amongst Swedes especially after abdication people will have a vested interest 

Think Harry and Megan (obvs the UK royals are a much bigger scale but the point stands) 

Like people still really care what they're up to, and Megan and Simon have those similar experiences of being a poc partner of a european royal family member, the harassment doesn’t suddenly stop once you've left the direct limelight of royal life

Platonic relationships 

What is Wille’s relationship with Rosh and Ayub? 

They have witnessed every thing that Simon has gone through because of his relationship with Wille and now they are back together again 

They do respect him because of his choice to leave the monarchy, they are maybe not even surprised because they did witness the “I could be free with you” speech

But do they trust him? 

On that note does Linda? She definitely cares for Wille but she also knows how this has affected her son.

Does Wille have to prove his intentions and himself? 

Can he Rosh and Ayub truly form a friendship? How will that happen 

Simon, Wille, Sara, and Felice have forged their own kind of found family through shared traumas and love for one another, how to Rosh and Ayub fit into that new dynamic? Will there be conflict because of this? 

What does a friend group consisting of all of them look like? 

Other than mega gay

#young royals #yr s3 spoilers #yr s3 #yr fanfic #prince willhelm #simon eriksson #wille x simon #wilhelm x simon #fanfic #yr thoughts #wilhelm young royals #wilmon endgame #young royals netflix #simon young royals #No because I have so many questions #Yes there was a happy ending but there is still so much to figure out #My brain is going a million mile per hour and these aren't even all my thoughts #This is the shit I'm doing instead of working on a final paper and presentation worth 25% of my grade lmao #yr theories #young royals theory #young royals analysis #young royals spoilers #wille young royals #wille yr #wille my beloved #wilmon

[clowningaroundmars]

mike doodles ft. muckles!

#mine #motorcity #yeah you kno me teehee couldnt help but add them in #i wanted to draw more Action Mikes but alas i am.... well my brain is all fried out sowwy #anyways #yay more doodles! #im still trying to see wtf i wanna do with mikes face cuz.... huh. how draw that #i only know how to draw this mf flippin thru the air at a million miles an hour

[anonymouspuzzler]

uppies!!!

+ bonus:

[Image IDs/descriptions under cut!]

[Image 1 ID: A black-and-white digital drawing of Kamal and Putunia from Smile for Me. Kamal is hunched over with an exhausted expression trying to pick up Putunia, who is shouting and swinging her little boxing glove hands around wildly. End ID.]

[Image 2 ID: A black-and-white digital drawing of Kamal, Putunia, and Habit from Smile for Me. Habit is scooping up Kamal, who is in turn holding Putunia, with a big goofy tongue-out grin. Both Kamal and Putunia look very surprised by this development. End ID.]

[Image 3 ID: A black-and-white digital drawing of Kamal, Habit and Putunia from Smile for Me. Habit is lying face-down on the ground, shaking, with an arrow pointing to him reading "hurt his back". Kamal is standing in front of him, crouched over and looking anxious, while Putunia stands beside him, looking down at him with mild confusion. End ID.]

#smile for me #habismal #boris habit #kamal bora #putunia mollar #anonymous puzzler art #god i missed Drawing. brain going 5 million miles per hour on Drawing Only

[stagefoureddiediaz]

Honestly the parallel in opposition of the well scene - I will never be normal - the weather being the same the being buried v the hanging in limbo. No one being able to know if either of them in their respective scenes were actually alive. The struggle to get to them

It’s the two cut lines of it all - Eddie cut his line and now bucks line is going to have to be cut in order to rescue him.

The fact it was a catalyst for Eddie and this is clearly going to be some form of catalyst for buck…

I’m never going to be normal about this

#my thoughts are whirring round my brain at a million miles an hour #very very ferral right now #911 spoilers #911 on fox #911 fox #911onfox #eddie diaz #evan buckley #two cut lines

[unexpectedstormy]

Headcanon Four's chosen cuddle bufdy is sky. Four will drape himself across Sky's lap and lean into his chest or rest his head on Sky's back when he's tired. But Four's cuddling serves another purpose--to listen to Sky's lungs and make sure he's doing okay and not wheezing or anything.

#linked universe #lu sky #lu four #can't sleep #brain going at a million miles an hour #may have eaten too much candy

[prettydeadb0y]

lmfao sorry not sorry for the kabumisu spam i just finished the manga and these guys have infiltrated my brain

#seth speaks #you know how it is #kabumisu #dungeon meshi #kabrun #im particularly obsessed with mithrun #he makes my brain go a million miles an hour #character made just for me

[destinationtoast]

I just gave a talk at work that I've spent weeks preparing for (and rewriting till 2am last night based on some late-breaking news). I was nervous about it, but it went extremely well!! I got approval from all the desired Grand High Muckety-Mucks.

Afterward, I walked out of the room still deep in conversation with two of the Muckety-Mucks, and I immediately tripped over a low side table in the hallway. Laptop and bag shot out of my arms and exploded across the hall, and I did a literal faceplant. (I also came down really hard on my knee along the way to burying my nose in the industrial carpet fibers, and it hurts... @thetarttfuldickhead we are unfortunately knee twins! XD )

Literally face planting turns out to be a very effective way to halt a conversation. Just fyi. ;)

#of course it refocuses every person in a 5 mile radius on 'are you okay??' #which can also be uncomfortable #but i was laughing immediately at how very 'me' it was #and my laughter soothed everyone #now i go ice my knee and nap for 10 million hours #op

[otrtbs]

always breaks my heart to see the One Direction girlies fighting,,,, however. speak ill of harry styles and i will break out my stan twt account so fast. do not.

#‘ofc harry will win bc of solo harries 🙄’ #and my fingers start flying at a million miles an hour i cannot type fast enough #love how marauders discourse very rarely aggravates me or upsets me i couldn’t give less of a fuck #but you start spewing DUMB shit? ASININE shit abt harry from a liam payne account ???? OF ALL THE THINGS #liam payne ????? the writer of BOTH WAYS ????

[primal-savagery]

Astarion: Do you have a bag I can borrow?

Velvela: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they're specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.

Astarion: Vel...All you had to say was no.

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Astarion: Has anyone ever told you that you're a little bit paranoid? Velvela: Not to my face...Why? Did you hear something?

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Velvela: Astarion and I have that easy chemistry where we finish each other’s-

Astarion: -sentences! Velvela: Please do not interrupt me

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Velvela: Look, let’s just agree to say ‘I’m sorry,’ on the count of three. 

Astarion One...Two...Three.

Velvela: …

Astarion: … Velvela: See, now I’m just disappointed in both of us.

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Gale: How do you expect to get anything done if all you do is argue with each other?! Astarion: We don't! That's part of our charm! Velvela: Quit fucking it up!

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 astarion #astarion x tav #fem tav #drow tav #dnd oc: velvela dyre #drow druid/fighter/cleric #ship: like bats & dogs #incorrect quotes #they are spinning at a million miles an hour in my brain microwave so these might become more common

[crawley-fell]

Imagine if there was a kiss in the season 3 trailer what then

#my brain is going at a hundred miles and hour ive gone through millions of scenarios #each one of them tasty and delicious and painful #good omens