#30% jokes

[ithappensoffstage]

I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishitic"

#have seen screenshot after screenshot of that video saying love lies bleeding is fetishizing lesbians and?? muscles?? #i cant take this shit anymore #text #anyway stay horny! #concerning tags y'all!! bobbi is joking! sarcasm! joking! #(for the later reblogs with the added screenshots) #y'all are killing me with these notes though this was formatted to be like. a 30 note max rant post.

[footlongdingledong]

#how did 30 thousand people across four separate websites all collectively manage to miss a joke

[egophiliac]

bring back zooterkins, the best 17th-century swear word

I don't normally do Just Characters Swearing, but. ...this kind of wrote itself and then wouldn't leave my head. it comes from both a piece of character-writing advice that has always stuck with me, and also my conviction that Leona is 1000% funnier as a character if his dialogue has to stay G-rated. let Kalim say fuck, but don't let Leona say bastard.

(I'm sorry)

#art #twisted wonderland #(sort of atemporally somewhere between episodes 6 and 7?) #(i - i wanted that lilia joke okay) #long post #tumblr went 'you can post up to 30 images now :)' and i was like well okay then #anyway once again i'm sorry #i'd say i don't know why i did this but actually it is because i wanted kalim to scandalize everyone #i tried to keep it...you know...tasteful. a tasteful amount of fucks. #hey remember how the framing premise for the original birthday interviews was that yuu worked for the school paper #because i have never forgotten. in my head they are still getting up to all kinds of wacky reporting hijinks.

[bioshzrd]

this random ass guy who’s entire bit is that he can move like this is the only good wesker fan ever

#talking #edit: i changed the caption you guys are so annoying lmfao #i didn’t mean anything by it at all if you think i’m equating being old with bad that’s entirely a you problem.. someone easily 20+ years #older than me is in fact an old ass guy to me sorry i didn’t realize the uses tumblr at age 30-40 community was gonna stroll up on my post #you guys are so sensitive my god #i call one of my closest friends and family members who are all 10-20 years older than me old all the time you guys need to learn not to #take shit so seriously and also don’t lecture me on my joke post

[catchymemes]

#funny #lol #haha #humor #meme #memes #dank memes #dark humor #jokes #adulthood #20s #30s

[soranker]

DEEP💥SPACE💥PLANET💥FUTURE💥GUN💥ACTION❗️

#trigun #trigun maximum #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #this is ALSO an old doodle that took me more than half a year to get around to coloring. that i ALSO forgot to post here LMAODFJSI #help. i rly went out of my incredibly small comfort zone for this one (background. text graphics. VASH'S COATTAILS) #i almost died like 30 TIMES drawing vash's coat oh my lord. #vash the stampede your swag is impeccable BUT I HATE DRAWING YOUR FREAKING COAT!!!!!!!! #anyways. i've always wanted to yank those ribbons/straps on his back. that is the inspiration here #pls continue to make jokes about him being a designer bag bc i've seen some on ig and twt and i love them thank you

[insomniac-arrest]

"I wasted my 20s", cool man, just in time for all the gay sex and weird tattoos you're about to have in your 30s

#I wasted my 20s is such a flacid phrase and yet I've heard several of my peers use it #smdh #jokes #the dirty 30s amiright?

[hollowtones]

pre-gaming bigger tits by experiencing early onset back pain

#I guess it's not that early if I'm almost in my 30s. But I made this joke and my wife laughed. So you get to see it too.

[agendratum]

kiseki: dear to me as text posts (3/?)

#kiseki: dear to me #kiseki dear to me #ai di x chen yi #ai di #chen yi #kdtm #userspicy #useralias #mt #gifs #kdtmmemes #yes 65 year old coworker is zerui #yes he's like 30 I KNOW #rest of the main cast #is like 18-21 right #so he's basically ancient for them anyway #this is A JOKE #for the blond men one tho #i don't even have an explanation #i saw the post and it was funny #for me #ALSO couldn't use the actual dagger scene #for that dagger one #because it's like 1 second long #and fades to black #a crime against me personally

[wistfulwatcher]

#pit girl identity confirmed #the only way mari would let misty get near the food #is if mari IS the food

#yellowjackets #yellowjacketsedit #misty quigley #mistyquigleyedit #mari #mine #edit #* #evidence* #p r o o f #crack* #2k #1k #this is like 70% a joke #but 30% real bc of misty's smile like that is a girl who literally ate her problem #we stan #q

[lumism]

in some au situation i really do believe that if will needed a fake boyfriend, the first friend he'd go to is dustin. and it'd prove to be an entirely well based decision because dustin would approach the theoretical part with all the same thought through preparation he'd put into a science project, and the practical part with all the ardor of an oscar winning acting performance

#dustin: alright pookie bear here's s concise 30 slide power point on our backstory #will (who was for the most part only joking about the whole fake boyfriend thing): ... pookie bear? #dustin: yes that's your code name. it's on slide ten #🌟🌷 #txt

[greelin]

if you make fun of adult braces it’s on sight tbh

#seeing an uptick in jokes lately…. fix your hearts you vile creatures #i got mine when i was 20 and that’s fine. it’s literally fine. it’s fine to get them at 30. 40. when the fuck ever #it’s fine to not even get them. Straight teeth are not indicative of someone’s worth or character

[mynameismad]

SAKANA IS BACK.

That's right, folks. They said it COULDN'T BE DONE. They said it would NEVER HAPPEN. Well guess what, I'M TOO STUBBORN FOR THAT.

Check out Chapter 25, starting September 5th, at 9:30am est! The site got a big facelift too! wow!!

✨🐟https://www.sakana-comic.com/🐟✨

#sakana #sakana comic #mad rupert #webcomics #it's been 4 whole years and i'm in my 30s now but JOKES ON EVERYONE I'VE JUST BECOME MORE UNHINGED WITH AGE #everyone dismayed that they're older than certain characters now don't worry I was younger than Jiro when I started and now I'm nearly Mura

[aeroplaneblues]

Cheers Mate ⛓️⚖️

So far, Wriothesley and freminet are my faves in fontaine. But the one i like everything is wrio, just look at him😂

Wrio and cyno would get along because laws, but also its two guys who had a rough childhoods and despite it work towards making everyone’s lives better. OH fe3h en va too haha

My apologies to any british friend offended by my use of innit🧐

#wriothesley #cyno #alhaitham #haino #wrioney #cytham #cyhaino #implied #genshin impact #idraw #get your old timey certificate if you know where that joke is from #lee i mean you too lol #they are all in their 20s for me #tho sometimes i like cyno in his early 30s bc its funny #lyney is early 20s hands down #wrio is younger than hthm but close so mid 20s ish #i change their ages constantly but all adults

[clambuoyance]

[DC] 🎵How I find myself without you that I’ll never know, I let myself go🎵

#lyrics r from Honeybee by Steam Powered Giraffe🥺 #I cried like 30 times while drawing these (I’m not joking I was fighting tears) #I’m pretty sure this is like the third post based on adventure comics 3 that I’ve done but I will never get over it. never #the second one was me practicing hugs bc hugs r the best but they r hard to draw #urghhh sorry my brainrot is soooo. it has a chokehold on me they r just very erm. relatable. #like the wanting just one person to believe in you and be by your side. #once I had a dream where I was on trial against the world and the only one who stuck w me was my bff…oughhh making myself cry again #clam draws #dc clamics #dc #tim drake #conner kent #timkon #kon el #kon el kent #my art #timkon fanart #ignore the tags I’m being sappy #kontent

[randompiggy]

Alyssa Naeher testing the theoretical bounds of human achievement

#i know everyone jokes about 'i trust this and that person with my life' but with her it's not a joke #if she had to lift a plane into the air to keep it from crashing; she could #if she had to keep train cars linked together with her own two arms; she could #if she had to endure more than 30 secs of physical contact to hold onto a person dangling off a cliff; she wouldn't enjoy it but she could #uswnt #w gold cup