#1 Local

[yourangle-yuordevil]

Local goth cryptid goes through a tough breakup 😔

#good omens #good omens 2 #crowley #nina good omens #mrs sandwich #ineffable divorce #another day another breakup in Soho #crolwey drama queen <3 #NINA DAGLI LA MORTEEEEE111!!!!1(ONE)111!!! #demone locale sbrocca in maniera teatrale #NINA DACCI IL KAFFEEEEE

[cassettedec]

Bildad the Shuhite is workin' 9 to 5!

#good omens #good omens 2 #took a break from making another earthshattering edit for thee no.1 babygirl our local midwife/cobbler #bildad the shuhite #crowley #aziraphale #a companion to owls #david tennant #michael sheen #gomens #go2 #good omens edit #mp4 #bildad the shuhite edit #crowley edit #9 to 5 #dolly parton #cassette tape

[thenugenpost]

#UPDATE!!! #2 National (Netherlands) #1 Local #1 Regional (Rome) #music

[licollisa]

Susie "it's the intent that counts" deltarune

#local teenager managed a record breaking 1 (one) rock skips (her pride is scarred beyond compare) #aight guys gonna snork mimimi its almost 4 am #deltarune #kris #susie #utdr #lico arting

[ejsuperstar]

Imagine you live in pelican town. The new farmer has been here a couple weeks now and seems to be settling in, except... He's picking the weirdest friend choices. Like sure it's not weird to befriend the local fisherman, especially when he has an interest in fishing himself, but you're pretty sure you've seen him rooting through the Saloon's garbage with the local homeless man. As well, he keeps harassing the poor guy who works at Joja even though you KNOW he doesn't want to be friends with him.

And since you're on the topic of weirdness, isn't it odd he seemingly runs everywhere at a full sprint? Or just... Eats entire raw fish while fishing for "energy reasons"...

...

Despite all that, it's too early to call him off putting or anything... He has been engaging in town traditions, and he's started helping out with the old community centre. He's probably like the rest of you. Someone with a few quirks, that will fit in with the valley great!

Surely he can't get any weirder... Right?

#been playing my new sdv save some more recently #i keep thinking about the whole “eldritch” farmer thing #where the famer is just... objectively strange #i fucking love it #i love the idea of the farmer being some sort of higher being #someone who doesnt understand local conventions #someone who doesnt get why its considered weird to eat whole raw fish fresh from the river #or how it might be offputting to greet someone for the first time using their name #but at the same time #this eldritch entity genuinely wants to be a part of the community #they want to learn and they want to love and they want to learn to love #i see minmaxxer/speedrunner eldritch famer a lot #mainly played off for gags #but not genuinely loving their live in the valley eldritch farmer #at least not often #theres so much temptation to write an eldritch farmer x shane fanfic set in spring 1 or some shit lmao #text post #stardew valley #sdv #sdv farmer

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

oh right, technically i sell t-shirts

i forgot about that

#holidays are coming up and it would make a terrible gift #that's the main selling point #anyways these exist and can be exchanged for legal tender #the cost is the listed price + the emotional expense of knowing that i am judging u #bc i am. i am judging u #why would u want this. why would u exchange currency for this #there are so many other things you could exchnage currency for instead #a grocery store shrimp platter for instance #with the nauseatingly red cocktail sauce that is SO much better than a t shirt any time #hmm chicken picatta at a local Italian Eatery perchance? i am. a big fan of anything picatta #oh oh i know! 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH OKRA #FOR THE COST OF THIS FRIVOLOUS T SHIRT U COULD INSTEAD PURCHASE 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH DELICIOUS OKRA #and then --hold on i have a recipe--and then what u do is #so it is basically sacrilege to suggest this but what u do is u skip the cornmeal entirely #my southern ancestors are shaking a wooden spoon at me right now but LISTEN. u skip. the gotdang. cornmeal #instead: wash chop and soak (for 10 min) the okra in a mixture of 1 egg to tblsp water #then coat in flour #THATS IT JUST FLOUR #No cornmeal. i am betraying my heritage rn but I'm RIGHT #coat in flour sprinkle liberally in S&P and FRY that suck in veg oil high heat #until crispy & brown & u hear your arteries clenching in apprehension #so. so yeah #that's what u should do instead of buying this shirt go fry the shit out of some okra #(but buy local and young & tender if u can bc the grocery store is full of old-and-therefore-super-stiff specimens #pro tip (aka grandma tip): if u can't chop okra smoothly with your normal cutting knife then it's too old and tough. #...i mean u probably CAN still fry the shit out of it I've certainly done that before it's just much less delicious #ANYWAY. anyway ANYWAY. shirt. okra. farmers market. that reminds me of a post i made back when we first started selling these dang shorts #shirts. shorts shorts. oh shit i should make a crop top option. #i. i don't Know How to make a crop top option #HUH . . . i need to lie down now and contemplate the constant and irreconcilable limitations of the human experience good night

[yuurionviktor]

Gonna finish Gideon one soon, but for now you can have this Harrow

#the locked tomb #harrowhark nonagesimus #harrow the ninth #harrow the 9th #gideon the ninth #things ive made #idk man the 1page1day not going great and it’s only been 1 week #one week where I only worked 3 days mind you #(local holidays) #maybe I really wasn’t made for creating art jdhsjdjcbcj I see so many cool people online #where they’ve been better than me 10 years ago so where does that math leave me hm #for a person who’s really into bones herself (preceding my love for harrow ironically) I REALLY don’t know them #I mean you can always say that’s A Stylistic Choice but I’m also so lazy #like… just trace them girl

[anomalousmancunt]

this disability pride month i'd like to remind y'all that "visibly disabled" does not imply "mobility aid user" (nor anything else other than "people can see there is something about you that doesn't fit abled hegemony")

OP is autistic and talking about its experiences being autistic (AND multiply disabled). don't fucking touch if you have no solidarity towards autistic people.

#cpunk #dyspunktional #disability #disability pride month #neuroqueer #neurodivergence #actually autistic #actually disabled #this is a friendly (ish) reminder from your not-so-local cripple who has been visibly disabled for the last decade or so #and yet doesn't have any access to mobility aids besides one (1) knee brace that doesn't even fully work #adding that disclaimer juuust in case. you know who you are. #physdis #physically disabled #physical disability #unitypunk

[starvinginbelair]

this tim drake panel in particular!!!

#picked up tt’s nightwing vol 1 and am revisiting it because it was one of the first arcs i’d ever read #of course now i see the problems with it but like i still adore the art and miss the feeling of dedicating myself to a series #for the first time #i also picked up a physical version of the whole dark crisis series and god #god is it beautiful #i really want to go back to my local comic book store soon but we’ll see when i have time #just the feeling of like holding the physical media is like no other though #obsessed with it tbh #q speaks #q reads comics #tim drake #dc comics

[milkbreadtoast]

more doodles of face reveal basque cheese...🤧🖤

#burnt cheese cookie #cookie run #cookie run kingdom #cookie run fanart #basque cheese cookie #my art #obsessed w him #him and caramel arrow cookie r the most handsome cookies in crk to me... #i will draw him w the mask too!!! drew these to practice his hair tho... #btw srry i keep giving him random inconsistent mole placements #cant decide #1 of these was actually an accident and then i was like wait that looks kinda good ill leave it #oh also i didnt use any ref for these skfjsn specifically the first one #so the anatomy is prob off #o incidentally basque and caramel arrow both got weird name localizations fkdhfk #caramel arrow is 흑당(black sugar) to me!!! sm shorter to type too jdhfjd #i refuse to call him burnt cheese im sorry

[littleforestbat]

did about three double takes until my brain comprehended that YES that is disco elysium fanart being used by a seaside town in victoria for their inclusivity forum.

#LITERALLY just as im typing this up i walked by another one #does . does any disco elysium fanartist recognise rhis art and 1) was it stolen or 2) did you submit this to apollo bays local gov. #because if two. more power to you. if one uhhhhh email? maybe? i dont know theyre not profiting off it sjdjfkfl #.txt #disco elysium

[ryllen]

this PSA is brought to u, by first year farmer ・゚ *✧

#fsds just kidding i love how welcoming robin was too; even offering table with her family during the stardew valley eve #but no red carpet can be more welcoming than local grandma who smells like flowers and cookies and take u as her grandchild from day 1 #i thought linus was sketchy at first but then i almost cry because he is the only one drag me back home when i am dying in mine alone #with no one knowing or care where am i #sdv #stardew valley #sdv evelyn #sdv farmer #stardew evelyn #stardew farmer #stardew valley evelyn #stardew valley farmer #fanart #surely it was sketchy at first the way ur money and things are gone #but after knowing linus u get to trust him that he was sincere helping u #it really was like this homeless man cares for me more than anyone in this village #*tho reasonable bcs he's the only one actively foraging for things to live & coincidentally u are one of the thing he found #but i can imagine by the way i was playing; first few months arriving at the valley farmer just keep spending time sitting beside linus #contemplating about life #like second homeless person in the valley #if there's a popularity poll for stardew villagers; evelyn should be top number 1 no discussion #for someone who started stardew valley without any interest of the bachelor/rettes this is how i feel

[acepalindrome]

Thinking about Astarion getting his first real, genuine hug for the first time in at least 200 years. It’s nothing sexual, it’s nothing manipulative, it’s just someone who genuinely cares about him wanting to hold him. It’s new! And somehow terrifying while also making him feel safer than he’s ever felt before! And he immediately wants more of this but also doesn’t know how to ask for it. Initiating sexual encounters, that’s easy. But he doesn’t know how to say, ‘I’m feeling a little sad and lonely right now and would like a hug, please.’ Fortunately, Tav learns to read his body language and pick up on when he’s feeling especially touch-starved, so they just hold their arms out to him and let him melt into them.

#baldur’s gate 3 #baldur’s gate 3 spoilers #astarion #local vampire gets one (1) hug and immediately gets hooked on non-sexual intimacy

[httpiastri]

oscar oscar oscar 🥺🥺🥺

#cutieeeee #love seeing him #pls don’t make me starve too much :( #why wasn’t he under my christmas tree?? #or my mistletoe #wasn’t sure if i wanted to make a hands arms neck dump or gifs but i made this #you can still look at those gorgeous arms and hands of his and his lovely neck #forearms go crazy #holding the helmet & bracelet…. the forearms 😳😳😳 #and pls his hands when he’s explaining #and omg his chest in this shirtttttt #jesus hes so fit #oh dear #also lol imagine going to ur local mall and seeing him there???? i would combust #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #oscar piastri #mclaren

[ryuki-draws]

Too soon

#transformers #maccadam #tf oc #transformers oc #oc mazačka #oc grease #tf astr #astrotrain #local trains au #two trains holding hands #cannot simply show your heart and soul to someone after one (1) hand hold and a cuddle

[whoopseydaisy]

An addition to the cocktail chapter of the @worldsbeyondpod Unofficial Cookbook:

Honey With A Note Of Song

an absinthe wash (the green fairy, for your roots)

2 oz. rye (your liquor of choice, strong and spicy)

1/4 oz. pine and rosemary honey syrup (you cannot go home again)

1 barspoon of saline solution (for your first divine smite, where you found your breath once more)

1-2 dashes of peychauds bitters (because this is a play on a sazerac)

a grapefruit twist (a touch of the bitterness age has brought you)

serve in a glass reminiscent of a chalice

#worlds beyond number #wbn unofficial cookbook #Eursulon #the wizard the witch and the wild one #for absinthe wash: swirl a small amount of absinthe around the sides of your glass #for honey syrup: 2:1 honey to water ratio #i used pine in the common sense foraging various evergreen needles including pine fir and cedar (and rosemary) #for saline solution: 20g of salt dissolved in 80g of hot water #when foraging for needles make sure u know what ur grabbing and be wary of yew especially #in the words of Alexsis Nicole happy snacking don’t die!!! #cw alcohol #your honey is quiet (non-alc drink with honey syrup) and Ame cocktail coming soon #no idea what to make for a Suvi cocktail i’m so sorry Aabria #Ame cocktail will be slightly impossible to replicate bc it uses local ingredients but that’s the point u will have to brew ur own potion #if u make this ur not legally obligated to tell me about it in the tags or comments but it would make me really happy if u did!!!!! #update after staging the Ame cocktail with a little extra ✨✨ i wish i put more ✨✨ into staging this one as well #put my thing of bark behind it #¯\_(ツ)_/¯ o well