I love homestuck. Homestuck raised me. I will never suggest someone read it. I cant even tell you the whole plot. I know the whole plot by heart. Homestuck is vile. Homestuck is perfect. Homestuck is so bad. Homestuck was revolutionary for me. Homestuck changed the course of my life. I will never talk about it unless under extreme circumstances. Its funny. It influenced my grammer. I dont think about homestuck. I Always think about homestuck. Please talk to me about homestuck. Never talk to me about homestuck. I spent a year of my life terrified that I was going to be struck down for saying Jegus. I never got struck down. I am powerful with this knowledge. I am weakened by this knowledge. I wouldn't trade it for anything. I would not choose it again if the situation were different. It would have chosen me anyway. Read homestuck. Don't think about homestuck.
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No I lied to you, I dont like sex. Put your clothes on we're listening to dungeons and daddies
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The Milky Way rising above the Haute-Provence Observatory in France // *philippe Gilberton
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It's UK paperback day!
Hi all! Briefly breaking my self-imposed social media ban (it's Deadline City, over here :') ) to tell you that the paperback of Our Hideous Progeny is out!* 🥳
* If you're in the UK/Europe/commonwealth! Sorry, rest-of-the-world, you'll have to wait 'til May! 😅
Also, it's time for soooooome:
✨ Giveaways! ✨
(UK only) - My publisher is giving away copies of OHP, plus an ammonite-shaped lamp(?!!) (I want one too, now 😂) on Instagram - ends Feb 4th at midnight!
(UK only) - My lovely publicist Izzie also has 10 copies of OHP to give away - if you're a book reviewer or blogger, DM her about receiving a copy!
Open to everyone: I'll be doing a free online reading Feb 2nd at 12pm EST with six other authors as part of 'Strong Women, Strange Worlds,' a group which highlights the work of authors of marginalized genders in SFF. I'll be doing a giveaway at the end for one copy of OHP, plus a bookmark and sticker!
✨ ...and an eBook sale! ✨
If you're an eBook fan (and based in the UK - sorry again, rest-of-the-world 🥲) you can grab OHP this month on Kindle, Kobo, or Google Play for just ��0.99! A steal, I say, a steal!!
That's all for now - happy February!
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Barry Bluejeans, facing the apocalypse for a hundredth time: "here guys, lemme cast my spell of ender chest"
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*hears another dndads bit* This is the Funniest dndads bit. *hears another dndads bit* Okay This is the Funniest dndads bit. *hears another dndads bit* This is the Funniest dndads bit. *hears another dndads bit* okay but This is the Funniest dndads bit. *h
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i know the fandom agrees that phantom blood is kinda boring (completely valid argument) but i love how it's so short and so fast-paced. like every episode is so full of action!!!!! as opposed to the 50 some-odd episodes of stardust crusaders..... i swear to GODDDDD whenever i try to do a jojo's rewatch, i get to sdc and have to fight not to give up because every episode feels like filler 😭😭
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On this day, May the Fourth:
Jonathan Harker accepts a crucifix from an ominous villager
Fans celebrate Star Wars Day
My book comes out, holy CRAP
If you haven't heard my yelling over the past few months, I have a book now!! It's called Our Hideous Progeny, and it's an adult historical SFF about Victor Frankenstein's great niece, a paleontologist in 1850s London, who rediscovers Victor's old notes and decides to invent a hot new kind of paleontological crime against God.
If you:
think Victor Frankenstein should have been a better dad :/
support 👏 feral 👏 women's 👏 rights
think there should be more opportunities for WOMEN in mad science #feminism
appreciate the exquisite homoerotic tension of two Victorian ladies just barely brushing hands
Then OHP might be for you!!
Available now wherever books are sold, or at your local library if you yell at them to buy it for you! 🖤🧡🖤
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