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berrygoji · 2 months
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Here we have two fearsome men with genius minds that can wipe out an entire enemy organization overnight, by themselves.
Don't give them an unconscious person though, they wouldn't be able to handle that.
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Today on adhd hellbrain i left to go make myself some food and now the fridge door shelves are dismantled and in the drying rack bc I noticed one of them was a bit dirty now they ALL need cleaning
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rainydrawstuff · 9 days
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6 characters to make fanart of:
3. Sigma from Bungo Stray Dogs
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is-she-your-favorite · 9 months
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Honestly the way Laura and Marisha have been playing Imodna’s relationship is everything I’ve ever wanted.
Them trying to keep it lowkey yet failing at every turn because they’re just so obsessed with each other is just so…
And FCG going out of their way to get them to admit it is just so damn hilarious!
Plz keep this going for at least a few more episodes!!🙏
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rite-the-wrongs · 19 days
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So there probably aren’t DC Superhero movies in the DC universe, right? Like there would just be a ton of legal issues or they would remind people of that tragic event where half of a major city died, right?
Well I propose that there is a single franchise that features the DC superheroes in their universe. And that would be the Lego movies. It starts with some executive featuring them to show how big the threat is when Superman gets taken out with chewing gum. Then it morphs into Batman being the edgy-lancer-ex-boyfriend to Emmet and Wyldstyle.
Of course when Bruce Wayne hears about this, he decided to have a field day. It’s a close decision, but between Bruce and Will Arnett, Bruce wins the role of Batman in the movie.
It is a struggle, but he manages to hide it from most of his kids, only Tim and Barbara finding out and immediately deciding to help with this train wreck. The real struggle is convincing his kids to go to the red carpet premiere with him.
The second Batman is on the screen, his kids all turn to him. The looks on their faces range from horror to overwhelming joy to completely done with his shit.
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prankprincess123 · 4 months
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It is vital to my perception of their characters that Link is *selectively mute* *un-breaking stare because eye contact is 'important'* *doesn't even realize there was a social cue for him to miss* autistic, while Ravio is *nervous babbling about special interest* *bunny hat over eyes so he doesn't have to make eye contact* *pretends he didn't miss all the social cues and definitely broke that social norm on purpose* autistic, and Zelda is *rambling incessantly about hyperfixation of the week* "I wonder what's this red button do!?" *stares at painting & dissociates into daydream for hours unmoving* ADHD, while Hilda is *no articulatable thoughts just always internally screaming* "...maybe I shouldn't have pressed the red button..." *vibrating out of her skin with anxiety at being expected to stay still for even a second* ADHD.
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crazydaymycrazyway · 1 month
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If Rosalyn and Choi Han got married
Jack, as the wedding officiant: Now, repeat after me
Choi Han, sweating nervously: After me
Jack: ....
Eruhaben, using telepathy to talk to Rosalyn: Are you sure this is the one you want?
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theelast-straw · 3 months
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the abbot: stay away from water
phayatharn, immediately: go to big lake, got it
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ariadnew · 7 months
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CTJL MONACO
Today on risky entries:
(Dorothy Lawley & RDEC Gotica; 2015 KWPN m.)
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smirk-mode · 4 months
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Lister: Dom or sub? Rimmer: Ah...that question takes me back! I guess Domino's, since I didn't go to Subway that much. We didn't have Subway on Io when I was growing up.... I could never understand why people put Domino's and Subway in the same category though.
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artiststarme · 1 year
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Ok but what if Eddie tries to be cute and asks Steve out though a note for Valentine’s Day? The problem is, Steve forgets its Valentine’s Day so when he gets a note saying, “You+Me on V day?” he’s confused and can only think of one word that starts with V. 
“What the hell is Vecna day? Are we fucking celebrating Vecna?!”
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silas-arlo · 9 months
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leo takes ten years off donnies life regularly. crack fic idea where leo sneaks out and finds a free nerds rope candy discarded on the ground that he belatedly realizes is definitely cannabis infused . proceeds to barge into donnies room at an ungodly three in the morning like. donnie i have approximately 3 minutes before the edible i accidentally ate kicks in and i become HIGH OFF MY ASS!!!
donnie is like WHAT and leos like clock is ticking donnie. chop chop
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LMAOOSOJDSODN my husband got all pouty just now because he thought I was reaching out to hug him when in reality I was reaching out to grab my Levi plushie 😭😭😭
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effervescentdragon · 2 months
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POV: it's 2024 and you remember that you were 14yo in 2008 and a die-hard Man Utd fan and that your taste in men who have a moustache and look like they've definitely been to prison had to have come from somewhere..
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pageofheartdj · 1 month
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I am getting REALLY tired of HH criticism that is basically "I want it to do the things MY way"
"Oh why angels are broken too? Oh why Adam is a dick? Oh why something-something that's not what I like?"
Go watch the show that does these things. Why the fuck are you here complaining that This One Show dares to do things differently and have its own spin on it.
At this point it's just complaining for the sake of complaining.
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lorcandidlucienwill · 6 months
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They watched me, too closely to be casual. Tamlin straightened a bit and said, “You look … better than before.” Was that a compliment? I could have sworn Lucien gave Tamlin an encouraging nod. “And your hair is … clean.” Perhaps it was my raging hunger making me hallucinate the piss-poor attempt at flattery. Still, I leaned back and kept my words calm and quiet, the way I might speak to any other predator. “You’re High Fae—faerie nobility?” Lucien coughed and looked to Tamlin. “You can take that question.” I ignored the release of tightness in my chest at that. “But what am I to do with my life here?” I pressed. “Do you—do you wish me to earn my keep? To work?” A stupid question, if he hadn’t considered it, but … but I had to know. Tamlin stiffened. “What you do with your life isn’t my problem.” Lucien pointedly cleared his throat, and Tamlin flashed him a glare. After an exchanged look I couldn’t read, Tamlin sighed and said, “Don’t you have any … interests?”
NAAAAAA cuz going back and reading shit like this, I just HAVE to know what the hell Lucien was thinking in these moments. He's literally Tam Tam's wingman 😭
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