#(the doctor was probably him)

[ocean-returns]

You couldn't do a straightforward Human Nature plot set in the 12th Doctor era bc if 12 got fobwatched Clara would immediately steal his identity. Missy would also steal his identity. Absolutely insane Doctorfication possibilities.

Also, 12's forgotten memories canonically manifest as songs AND he's faceblind, so he wouldn't even have a dramatic dream journal full of half-remembered portraits, he'd just be hanging out in his university office shredding guitar solos while Bill (who he just met) is like "Wow, sick riff Professor Smith!" and he's like "Thanks, it's called I Dreamt I Rode a Dinosaur."

#doctor who #twelfth doctor #clara oswald #''Clara acquires the human Doctor as companion while publicly using his name'' is the obvious option but not the only one... #(The dramatic irony of John Smith not even considering he could be the Doctor bc She's Right There What Do You Mean?) #but honestly either Clara or Missy might fobwatch him against his will if they deemed it Necessary #and there'd probably be some kind of episode theme about The Importance Of Memories TM #I'm rambling now

[mobius-m-mobius]

#thought that sounded familiar 💀

#fourteenth doctor #the toymaker #simm!master #dwedit #doctor who #david tennant #john simm #neil patrick harris #doctor who spoilers #wasn't expecting to gif anything BUT #the part of me that will always be tumblr user johnsimms watched him give this exact speech to the toymaker with a hand over my mouth lmaoo #like the biggest part of ten that carried over was being a hussy huh 🤧🤧 #and when my dude is a TOOTH?? golden but still 😭 #seen enough dw to know teeth probably have ears so the doctor's gonna deserve that welcome home cheater banner waiting in the wings #fourteen #the master #dw spoilers #dianagifs #jsimmedit #dtennantedit

[bingqiv]

i think there’s an inherent sadness and pain about dhawan coming after gomez. like gomez’s master had finally became friends with the doctor again despite everything. she died for him (twice if we count simm’s). after so long they finally stood together on the same page with mutual understanding and a hope that their next lives would be kinder and perhaps they’d be standing together.

yet dhawan went home after regenerating. came to the understanding that he was nothing to the doctor but a speck in her past. just as small and tiny as her companions and the flood of insecurities that haunted him since the day he left came back. he was never an equal and never would be and the doctor knew it (had known it all along). so he had to make himself an equal and worthy enough to stand against the doctor (never with. for how can you stand with the sun. instead you have to eclipse it take away its warmth and life)

a post-gomez dhawan is just fun.

#fun but i’m a mess over him #the universe could never have them stand together for long it would probably implode or something #also thirteen doesn’t do anything to disprove the dhawan’s unravelling which makes me sad and instead makes it worse #the only exception is o which is wild that the doctor is always instinctively drawn to the master’s disguises #i need to write my master/thoschei essay #thoschei #the master #the doctor #dw #doctor who #dhawan!master #gomez!master

[puppyeared]

id fumble him so bad

#really really rushed but ill probably go back and clean these up tmrw anyway #i havent played stardew valley but ive been meaning to because i have a little crush on this guy ^_^ hes cute #idk why but smth about him is really endearing. like between him and sunburst i feel like theres a pattern here but idk what #i guess my type is boys that whimper #the last two images are based on a real conversation i had with my doctor a few years ago lol. deadass stared at me for a good 2 minutes #i wanna make a farmersona too...... if my minecraft gameplay is anything to go by id probably play with animals all day instead of #actually farming........ can i just do livestock in stardew.. i dont have a green thumb i managed to kill a succulent once...... #actually idk if my computer is even strong enough to run steam but i dont wanna get it on my phone. maybe ill get the microsoft download #unless stardew has its own website like minecraft. i really dont know anything abt it so im going in blind from the start #my art #myart #doodles #puppysona #sona #sdv #sdv harvey #stardew valley #whats funny about this is i have a classmate who kinda looks like if brian david gilbert and harvey had a baby. i havent told him this

[wilsonsmcgillsweatshirt]

I will never recover from the knowledge that thymoma generally has a very high survival rate, and in most cases that it becomes fatal, the patient has unknowingly lived with the cancer for years. There's a chance that Wilson was sick for half the series and didn't even know it.

#I'm just imagining House looking back at the last few years in horror thinking about the possibility that Wilson had been sick all along #I can see it leading to him feeling like all of their memories are tainted #House definitely blames himself as well even though it was never in his control #I can't imagine how much his already extreme self-hatred was amplified #And he probably looked back at all the mistakes he made and all the fights they had and realizing that - #- while they were having all these fights that now seem so trivial that Wilson was probably sick #They wasted all that time unknowingly with Wilsons cancer slowly progressing as they argued and fought #It makes me want to cry #I'm not a doctor and I know this obviously isn't always the case but from what research I've done this seems the be the standard mostly #house md #house #greg house #james wilson #gregory house #hilson #wilson #housemd #favs #favourites

[bonez-yard]

Alastor, most likely delusional from blood loss: You have... beautiful eyes..

Lucifer, flustered: He's lost his mind!

#charlie: you gotta help him! #lucifer: dang it Char Char! I'm the king of hell not a doctor!! #i know he can probably magically heal alastor #but for the sake of this post #just go with it #my post #hazbin hotel #alastor #lucifer morningstar #lucifer magne #lucifer hazbin hotel #alastor hazbin hotel #appleradio #radioapple #duckiedeer #incorrect quotes #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #source: treasure planet

[expelliarmus]

#mine #doctor who #dwedit #david tennant #dw spoilers #i did not see nearly enough gifs of him squishing his face like that so here :') #dw is back this week!!!! s c r e a m #but also i probably need to be at work on saturday and i'm just gonna be thinking about dw the entire time #and i'm gonna have to avoid all spoilers on my phone until i get home #it's going to be absolute torture #i mean i could watch it at work but i'll be unpacking my classroom #and i gotta give 10000% of my attention to my beloveds #BUT ANYWAYS #SOON!!!!!!!!!

[once-ina-blue-moon]

he fell asleep under the tardis console again 🙄

#blue does art #doctor who #tenth doctor #10th doctor #donna noble #dw donna #doctor who season 4 #tendonna #just started s4 & tendonna has become my everything #well. tensimm is also my everything but he’s dead so. #trying to work on a tensimm s4 fanfic as I watch s4 but it will probably never see the light of day unfortunately #but I love psychoanalyzing the master. he’s such an interesting little critter #probably will draw him soon

[morganbritton132]

Eddie posts a Tiktok, talking about how Steve isn’t a big texter - he’s something worse, a caller - but when he does text Eddie, half the time it’s incomprehensible. The background of the video is a screenshot of a text conversation that starts with Steve sending Eddie a mermaid emoji. Eddie responds like, what does that mean???

Eddie gestures to where he blacked out the picture Steve sent him, “This is a picture of him in the bath. He wanted me to join him. How was I supposed to get that from a mermaid??”

Dustin stitches the video with a screenshot of a conversation he and Steve had a few weeks ago. Steve sent him a picture of a lizard one of his students found and asked, “Who is this?”

Dustin says in text and in the video that it’s ridiculous that Steve just assumes he knows the names of all the types of lizards out there. It’s also annoying because *Dustin moves to reveal the part of the conversation where he tells Steve that it’s an Eastern Fence Lizard* “I did actually know what kind of lizard it was.”

Dustin ignores the part of the conversation where Steve asks if it’d eat a cat.

Robin wordlessly stitches a screenshot of Steve asking, “What does it mean if a student called me based? Is that good?”

Mike stitches Eddie’s original video with a screenshot of his last text conversation with Steve where Steve says that he can’t do movie night. He’s having a Michael. Mike responded to this unprovoked attack like, “…Did you serious name your migraine after me?”

Will stitches his video and tells them to stop. Steve doesn’t have Tiktok and can’t defend himself. Meanwhile, his background is a screenshot of a text where Steve sent him one of those ‘I’m in your walls’ memes and says “You in 83. Lol.” He sends another text five minutes after saying, “Sorry if you’re still sensitive about that.”

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#Mike’s name for Steve in his phone is ‘Nancy’s Ex’ #I think it’s funny if every time Eddie shares a screenshot of a text convo between him and Steve the bit of the conversation you can see #above is the most batshit insane thing you’ve ever seen #like the bit above the mermaid text is Eddie telling Steve that his doctor said that they could probably reconstruct the nipple he lost #to a demo-bat but it’s just Eddie saying ‘Would you like me better with two nipples?’ #steve harrington #eddie munson #eddie munson tiktok saga

[yesokayiknow]

human au. some of these guys spend too much time on here and it shows

#don't ask how long this took #doctor who #the doctor #the master #i'm not tagging them all. god #nu who doctors & masters & also 8 is there bc he's just a lil guy (and tbf no one can agree which era he belongs to anyway) #fun fact i started making these so long ago that i had to redo the ones i'd done bc tumblr had changed its layout in the intervening time #i don't know 15 well enough yet to make him one but also he's exclusively an insta girlie lbr #or war and fugitive. but i think war doesn't have social media and fugitive's starting stan wars on twitter #jacobi!master is exclusively linkedin #also 10's a horsegirl argue with the wall. he saw barbie twelve times and came away with the wrong message #is there a bg for this au? not really. in my main human au everyone is pretty wild whereas here they're more normal #they're just hangin out here ig. 9-11+14 are siblings. 12+13 are siblings. the two groups + 8 are cousins #saxon & missy are cousins and missy & spymaster are foster siblings #if anyone likes this i'll make one for the companions too. actually i probably still will bc honestly this was really fun & relaxing to mak #but if you see an error in one of these no you didn't. don't point it out to me i'll scream

[thelesbianthespianposts]

captain jack harkness showed up, served maximum omnisexual cunt for three episodes and then fucked right off. Godspeed you funky little freak hope you have fun in your spin-off.

#I should probably watch torchwood #Bc I love him so #But I mostly loved him for the fun little dynamic with nine and rose (and kind of mickey) #Rip my favorite polycule I hardly knew ye #jack harkness #dr who #doctor who #ninth doctor #torchwood #J watches drwho

[nelkcats]

Phantom Fever

When Danny left Amity he was pretty sure it would be a quick trip. He wasn't expecting a few days' visit to Gotham to check some annoying "co-workers" of Vlad's, a gala and a serious case of fever.

Being fair, Danny didn't know that ghosts could get sick, or how much damage this could do. His powers went completely haywire, activating and deactivating in the middle of the street, and it was only thanks to Vlad that he was able to come up with an excuse or two.

Vlad obviously didn't expect him to get sick either, if his disgusted face was anything to go by. The two had a truce of sorts but it was obvious they were only on friendly terms thanks to Jack Fenton.

Danny didn't feel like locking himself in a room and drinking soup. He wanted to call Frostbite, but he was too far away from the Realms, and the halfa refused to let Vlad check on him.

So he ended up on the streets of Gotham, spreading early winter and ice stalagmites in his wake. It was just luck that Vlad found him before the bats, who were obviously interested in the new development. Danny wondered how he was supposed to attend the gala in those conditions.

#dpxdc #Danny has a fever #this breaks his hold on his powers #and basically throws them out of control #That's why Gotham ended up as Frozen in a matter of minutes #Danny didn't notice #he was busier raving in fever #Danny refuses to go to any hospital #or let Vlad check it #his trust in him remains in doubt #dp x dc #dc x dp #Vlad will make him attend the gala anyway #and Danny will probably freeze the room #The bats thought that the eternal and unbreakable ice was the work of Freeze #but Freeze is looking for the origin #Danny just wants his favorite Doctor Yeti

[bisexualmultifandommess]

The Doctor: Rose is great you know for a human

*Rose does literally anything*

The Doctor:

#the doctor tries to hard not to fall for her but fails #you tried #I don’t blame him though I would fall for her #probably made this meme before but oh well upgrades #doctor who #dw #doctor who memes #dw memes #memes #the doctor #rose tyler #ninerose #tenrose #elevenrose #twelverose #thirteenrose #fourteenrose #doctorrose #timepetals #rose x doctor #doctor x rose

[sacha-da-1]

It could’ve been so easy for Thirteen to stop the Master.

All she would have to do is grab that bastard’s face and give him a kiss on the lips and he would just collapse and be stuck in a daze long enough for her to wrap up whatever disaster he tried to cause.

#okay yeah there may be more to it situationally #but just listen #she should’ve used her seductive powers on him #any and all doctors should try this on the master #results may vary #if she tried to seduce him and do something other than a kiss she’d probably get super awkward tho so #yeah let’s stick with the kiss #doctor who #the doctor and the master #thoschei #best enemies #spydoc #thirteenth doctor #dhawan!master #the master

[calypsolemon]

pathetic sopping wet beaste. a poor little meow meow if you will

#puss in boots #puss in boots the last wish #pibtlw #rare cal sketch post???? #idk they came out pretty good for cal brand sketches #probably bc the first one was all redraws from the doctor scene #the second im really happy with tho its totally original #i just keep thinking about what it was like for him all the times his recklessness just resulted in really bad injury #instead of death #he said he was never touched by a blade but that doesn't mean he never got fucked up in other ways #:3c #cal draws stuff

[lost-tardis-room]

rip to fourteen for having to go shopping for clothes with donna

#there's no way she'd let him wear that same suit for the rest of forever #but also he'd probably follow her around on errands all the time but the ONE TIME she wants to buy him clothes they'd be like nooooo no non #nono nooooo no please donna it's okay i can wear this it's fine also whole tardis wardrobe #and she'd be like uh uhi stand by my point you can wear a suit like that up to the age of 35 and not past it #and he would say donna i'm over a thousand years old #and she'd say exactly! time for you to buy a hoodie! #uhhh anyways wrote a ficlet in my own tags lol #fourteenth doctor #donna noble #i love them so so much #dr who #doctor who