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#dw is back this week!!!! s c r e a m
expelliarmus · 6 months
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leviskitten · 3 years
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𝑵𝑺𝑭𝑾 𝒂𝒍𝒑𝒉𝒂𝒃𝒆𝒕 ♡
Bruno Bucciarati x reader(gn)
Warnings: general nsfw themes, nothing dark so dw.
A/n: and anotha one, but this time it’s my baby boy bruno 🥰🥰 (ps. I have a one-shot of him coming up soon but for now enjoy this).
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♡彡 A = Aftercare : What are they like after sex?
• Ok but hear me out, he’s the KING of aftercare and you cannot convince me otherwise.
He would run you a bath, and bathe you as well (unless you don’t want him to, in that case he’ll give you your space). Then he’d gently cuddle with you in his probably way too big bed and caress you until you fall sleep. Or would bring you some water and snacks so you don’t go to bed with an empty stomach 🥺
♡彡 B = Body : What’s their favorite body part of theirs? And yours?
• He likes his legs probably. I headcannon that he has ~gorgeous legs, so he probably likes them a lot.
On you, he doesn’t really have a favorite body part. I feel like he’d be the type of guy to love you as a whole, and doesn’t really notice details like that. But if you really want an answer, then I guess it’ll be your hands or something like that.
♡彡 C = Cum : Anything to do with cum basically.
• Idk why, but I feel like he cums a lot. Like, he shoots massive loads each time he cums. Which would probably be the main reason of why he’s not a big fan of cumming more than twice. And it would also be reason why he insists on cumming on you a lot of times.
Now don’t get me wrong, he loves the feeling of cumming in you and filling you up to the brim. But there’s just something in seeing you covered in his massive loads that just makes him go all fuzzy and 🥰🥰
♡彡 D = Dirty Secret : Share a dirty secret of theirs.
• He really wants to have a threesome with you and Abbachio.
He thought of it once randomly and now the scenario just keeps floating in his mind ever since. And he has a hard time trying not to stare everytime you and Abbachio interact.
Just the thought of you messy with his lipstick while both of them fuck you relentlessly makes him feel lightheaded.
♡彡 E = Experience : How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?
• He probably had a little bit of prior experience, however it doesn’t really matter, because he knows what he likes and how to get it (while giving you what you want as well of course). So he definitely knows what he’s doing, don’t worry about it.
♡彡 F = Favorite Position : Self explanatory
• Not to be basic, but probably missionary or mating press.
I feel like he’s more of a soft service dom (who would sub or turn into a hard dom if asked), and a little bit of a classic romantic, so he probably likes to go at it soft and slow, for which missionary and mating press are prefect for.
♡彡 G = Goofy : How serious are they during the moment? Do they like to joke around?
• He’s probably really serious and focused on the moment, however if you laugh or joke at something and he finds it funny too, he would laugh, tho he’ll try to brush it off and go back at it again smh.
♡彡 H = Hair : How well groomed are they? Does the carpet matches the drapes?
• Oh he’s extremely well groomed down there, and everywhere else really.
Either completely shaved, or well trimmed, and would never EVER smell bad. He likes to take care of himself, so you would never catch this man slippin when it comes to that. (And yes ofc the carpet matches the drapes he has black hair lol).
♡彡 I = Intimacy : How are they during the moment? The romantic aspect.
• Oh he loooves to be really intimate. Calling you sweet italian nicknames, praising you on how good you feel/how good you respond to him, kissing you constantly, grabbing your hands, etc.
And yes, he does tells you he loves you right after you both cum. It’s almost mandatory.
♡彡 J = Jack off : Masturbation headcannon.
• He doesn’t masturbate that often, but when he does, he likes to do it in the shower. Mainly so he can feel extra relaxed once he comes out of it.
♡彡 K = Kink : One or more of their kinks
• He’s fairly kinky, surprisingly, though he has a soft approach with them. Anyways, here’s a little list:
— Choking, finger sucking, praise (for both ways please 🥺), hair tugging (on him), spit (will spit on your mouth, no questions asked), anything to do with mirrors (main reason why he has a giant mirror somewhere in his room), LINGERIE (on both you and himself), edging maybe, cum play, pet play, and biting.
♡彡 L = Location : Favorite place to do it.
• Either his room, or his office. Probably his room the most, he likes the privacy and intimacy of it. However he can’t deny that the thrill of getting caught in his office is kinda hot.
♡彡 M = Motivation : What turns them on/keep them going?
• Knowing that you’re enjoying it too.
I feel like he’s a very giving person, so there’s nothing better for him than to know that you’re feeling as good as him, specially knowing that it’s him who’s making you feel like this.
Praise him and tell him that he’s doing amazing please 🥺🥺
♡彡 N = No : Something that they wouldn’t do/turn off’s
• Probably anything extremely rough, like impact play or heavy heavy degradation.
He already sees enough violence on the daily, there’s no need to bring it into the bedroom too.
♡彡 O = Oral : Preference on giving/receiving, skill, etc.
• Again, he’s a soft/service dom. Which means that he can and will eat you out as much as he likes only to make you feel good/show his appreciation.
However he does enjoy the blowjobs from under his desk while he works a little bit too much.
♡彡 P = Pace : Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? Etc
• He likes to go at it slow and steady most of the time. Peppering you with kisses and whispering sweet stuff on your ear while he does it.
But he would speed it up or go a little bit more rough if you want him to. All you gotta do is ask~
♡彡 Q = Quickie : Their opinion on quickies, how often, etc.
• Not a big fan tbh.
He likes to take his time with you, so unless it’s a quick blowjob under his desk or something similar then don’t even bother to bring it up (mainly because he would tease you gently and make you wait until you both have enough time to actually do something about it).
♡彡 R = Risk : Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? Etc.
• He’s willing to take a few risks, if he thinks the cause for them is good enough. And he’s pretty open to experiment new stuff, as long as it’s not something extremely violent or rough.
♡彡 S = Stamina : How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?
• To be honest, he can go for as many rounds as you want him to. Like I said earlier, he likes to take his time with you, so naturally, he does have the stamina to be able to do that lol.
♡彡 T = Toys : Do they own toys? Do they use them? On themselves or his partner?
• He owns a few toys, but mainly to use them on you. Like a couple of different vibrators, or buttplugs, etc. Though if you want to use them on him then he wouldn’t necessarily complain lol.
♡彡 U = Unfair : How much do they like to tease?
• Look, he might be soft and all. But this mf will tease the hell out of you when he’s bored.
I’m talking about secretly touching you under the table during a meeting, whispering dirty stuff on your ear as he passes by, taking you to a secret corner while you guys are doing something important just to have a little make out session and touch you just to leave you hanging. And stuff like that.
♡彡 V = Volume : How loud are they? What sounds do they make? Etc.
• He’s not that loud, but he does make a lot of pretty sounds.
Grunts and deep moans while he fucks you, also panting. Will moan while giving you head, or while kissing. And the only time when you’ll get to see him whiny and flustered is when you give him a blowjob, idk why.
♡彡 W = Wild card : A random headcannon for the character.
• At some point of your relationship he will get you a matching lingerie set like the one he wears under his suit. And yes, he’ll make you wear it constantly, specially if he can see bits of it through your outfit. He thinks it’s cute lol.
♡彡 X = X-Ray : Let’s see what’s going on under those clothes
• His dick is a little darker than the rest of his body, like, it’s tanned almost. And he’s cut, for sure. Probably average length, but it’s more on the thicker side, and it’s quite veiny tbh.
♡彡 Y = Yearning : How high it their sex drive?
• Meh, it’s pretty regular. He’s not that much of a horny bastard, but he still likes to do it once a week or something just because he can (and if you’re up for it of course).
♡彡 Z = Zzz : How quickly do they fall asleep afterwards.
• He does get a little more sleepy after it, but he doesn’t fall asleep that quickly. Which is why he mainly likes to make sure you’re doing alright afterwards and just treat you some more.
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honeybomb4thebear · 4 years
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HEHEHEHEHEE YES MAAM my birthday is coming up sooooo nsfw Rantaro a-z
Happy birthday anon!! Or late birthday!! Or early!! Idk!!
Not really proud of this one, but I still hope that you enjoy it... 
RANTARO N//F*W ALPHABET
A=Aftercare - What they do/act like after sex. ⦁ He is actually pretty shy about it? Rantaro is a polite boy so he will offer to clean you up, but he is still shy about it. You can see the blush on his face as he rubs the wet, warm cloth on your private parts.
B=Bondage - Are they into BDSM, and how far they’ll go if they have a green light ⦁ Probably vanilla? Like you'd suggest BDSM stuff and he'd look at you with a "?" smile. Innocent. Ignorant. It would be kind of awkward at first, but dw he is willing to try... Probably. ⦁ Maybe daddy stuff? OH YES, DADDY KINK! He'd be your daddy. Outside of bed, he'd feel awkward about it but he absolutely loves it when you call him daddy while having sex. Since he plays a kiiiiind of a parental role in the relationship, it fits too.
C=Cum - pretty self explanatory. ⦁ Cums loads and tastes sweet too. Takes his time.
D=Dom - Are they dominant, submissive, a switch? ⦁ Dominant. An innocent, shy dominant. Yet still dominant.
E=Edgeplay - Similar to ‘Kinks’ except it’s a lot riskier than usual kinks (knifeplay, breathplay, etc.). ⦁ I doubt since his significant other's safety is quite important to him.
F=Fantasy - A fantasy of theirs (ex: a teacher/student fantasy). ⦁ The fact that his fantasy was deadass a teacher/student fantasy. Lmao. Aside from that... Hmmm... Maybe something with massages? Like, he gives you a professional massage (he somehow knows how to do it) and then one thing leads to other aaaaaaaaand... You two have sex.
G=Got Caught - How they react when they get caught having sex. ⦁ He will be scared af yet still cover you with something (ex.: blanket), then look into the person's eyes in an intimidating way and tell them to get out in a serious tone.
H=Hot Spots - A place that drives them crazy when stimulated (EX: neck). ⦁ His groin. Stimulate his groin and do nothing more, he will giggle breathlessly and call you a "shameless tease".
I=Intimacy - How romantic they are, or can be, before, during, or after sex. ⦁ He is quite romantic, he'd kiss every part of your body that he could and would definetly smile lovingly while doing so. Even though he is shy, he is still happy to see you like this so he will do his best to please you.
J=Journey - Their ideal way of leading up to sex. ⦁ Hmm, after wandering the city you've been in, you guys arrive at your hotel room. Then while having shower together, he gets turned on and let's say well, uh... Your shower doesn't take much time. Thanks god that room is soundproof.
K=Kinks - I’ll list a few of their kinks, be they the normalized ones or kinkier kinks. ⦁ All these Rantaro's cake memes made me feel like he'd be into spanking... They aren't even funny, f you guys...   ⦁ Maybe lacy, elegant lingerie?
L=Location -  Where they like to have sex at, do they like risky locations, etc. ⦁ Oh. My. God. Guys, think about it. Balcony sex with Rantaro! ⦁ Maybe in unknown alleyways of an unknown city where you two can't be seen. That's as risky as he can get. ⦁ But, he likes it in the bedroom the most.
M=Masturbation - How they are when they get themselves off, what they get themselves off to. ⦁ Not often, probably. He looks so cute like when he does, though. In his bedroom, on his huge bed, sitting at the edge with his head rolled back. He is biting his lip and his eyes are closed tight, as if he doesn't want to see himself masturbate.
N=NO - A few things that they will absolutely, under no circumstances, ever do. ⦁ Don't get freaky with him lol he is as vanilla as he could be.
O=On’s - Their top turn on’s that they have (things that’ll get them super horny super quickly). ⦁ Tease him then call him daddy. Calling him that outside of bed feels weird but when it's used carefully, it gives him an instant boner.
P=Position -  Their favourite position to have sex in. ⦁ Aquarius or good ol' doggy.
Q=Quickie - Do they like it, do they prefer quickies over actual sex, etc. ⦁ Mmm... Maybe? Like, since you guys travel around the world so much it could be a way to "create memories"... It sounded too perverted lol.
R=Rough - How rough they are, or get, when in bed. ⦁ A gentle lover, not rough unless you want him to be.
S=Stamina - How long they can go before they tap out. ⦁ Since he cums loads, I feel like not much? Still 3 to 4 times but yeah, nothing too extreme.
T=Toys - Do they use toys, do they own them, what kind, etc. ⦁ He'd be shy to actually buy them himself, yet he'd definetly buy some for you and he wouldn't say no if you wanted to use them in front of him... Or if you asked him to use them on you.
U=Unfair - How much they tease you, how they tease you, etc. ⦁ Depends, if he feels like it he'd definetly tease you. He'd tease you so much your legs would be shaking. And then he'd tell you that you should wait until you arrive at your hotel room, which causes you to punch him lightly on his arm and him laughing sheepishly.
V=Volume - How loud they get when having sex, things they might say, etc. ⦁ Not loud but when you can actually hear it, his low groans are so cute. It gets cutted off by himself because his breath hitches as well, but he is still enjoying himself a lot. If you are sucking his dick he would be murmuring about how good it feels and how lewd you look right now, along with still very low moans.
W=Wild Card - a random letter for the character of your choice. ⦁ He LOVES giving oral. Will giggle while doing so, your reactions are so adorable that his precum is leaking already...
X=X-Ray - How they look with their clothes off. ⦁ A bit of a six-pack? Not too much, but it's kind of visible. He has an elegant yet muscular body. His dick is long yet not very thick.
Y=Yearning - How often they need to have sex. ⦁ Not much. Once a week?
Z=ZZZ - How quickly they fall asleep after having sex. ⦁ He is tired, but he probably won't sleep. Maybe reads a book while peeking at you sometimes. He can't help it, you look so cute while sleeping.
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moonchildhcs · 5 years
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hi kids uwu
in retaliation to miss parker dae’s decision to write some persimin im writing some parkchan so bring it on, bitch boy
how do yall meet ?? its because u were both at the park uwu
u and persi were playing on the swings and oru boy bang chan arrived with his kids and !! he might be the leader but he Wants The Swings !!! but persi is in their own world so you, being a Kind Person (not because hes super cute or anything) gave up ur swing for him and decided to play on the monkey bars instead
and it goes like this for a few hours !! its u, persi, and the boys playing around the park and having the time of ur lives !!! but then the ice cream truck comes and chan, not forgetting that you gave up ur prized swing for him, went over and bought u both some !!! and its the expensive soft serve ice cream too and ur like BITCH WAIT LEMME PAY U BACK
and hes like no !! u gave up ur swing for me !! im repaying u for ur kindness
persi and the kids in the background: huehuehue lovebirds
anyways u two playfully bicker about who owes who (chan insists ur both equal but u insist u owe him) before it gets really,,,, really dark our and u all have to head home and chan, smooth as hecking EVER, says he needs ur number so yall can settle this matter later and who are u to deny this hot guy with a cute accent ??? so u give him ur number and ur like “i WILL repay u”
and he gives u the cutest grin and is like “sure you will ! its a date” and he leaves and u fucking SCREAM
and he keeps u to it yall go on an ice cream date later and u treat this time !! tho he did try to sneakily pay when u left for the bathroom but you caught him in the act and he just,,, walks back to his seat and ur like :^) before paying for the two of you !!
also yall take some cute pics but he insists on having his mask on (you think its for the fashion but its bc he doesnt want to get caught by dispatch oopsies)
and this becomes a monthly thing !! you guys go out to a new ice cream place and try different flavors and stuff once a month as a date but also yall enjoy going on different kinds of dates as well :^)
such as exploring !!! chan told you his job sometimes forces him to stay up rlly late and ur like :( oh no bb but then hes like BUT LETS GO ON A NIGHT ADVENTURE and ur like oh HECK yeah !!! and you guys explore the city at night
also u both speak english and korean so sometimes yall just,, randomly switch between the two in the middle of ur sentences ! anyways uwu
this is maybe three months?? after yall started going on dates and yall are stargazing from the rooftop of the tallest building there is in the area and ur eyes are sparkling, looking at the sky as some soft music plays from ur playlist
and chan just blurts out an “i love you” and you whip your head because !!! holy shit !! and hes like “please, please be my girlfriend” and ur like omg YES !!!
and thats how yall start dating !! but he feels guilty bc hes assumed that u dont know that hes an idol and he calls you and hes like “ive been keeping a secret from you” and ur like “ur an idol? dw i been knew but ur a person before u r an idol !! it changes nothing between us” and his heart hecking BURSTS with his love for you bc !! u dont care abt his career u care about him primarily and he just LOVES YOU
anyways now that yall are an Established Couple lets explore the dynamics shall we?
tbh yall are just big hecking softies !!! yall love to stay in and cuddle because chan is a busybody and can be,, tired especially with promotions so sometimes yall just put on a nice movie or some cool tunes and,, cuddle with a bunch of blankets and stuff
and its rlly cute and wholesome and just,,, uwu
as mentioned yalls continue your ice cream dates !! its a tradition and even if he goes overseas yall just facetime each other and go out to an ice cream place and c o n s u m e !!!! its rlly cute actually and after a while yall settle on One ice cream place that not only has really good ice cream but is also not that busy so chan doesnt have to wear his mask inside !!!
hes five inches taller than you which is Optimal for forehead kisses !!! he just Smooch you all the time !! also loves smooching ur nose he thinks u have a v cute boopable nose !!! he just rlly loves showering u with affection
also he loves to be big spoon !!! he just likes emphasizing that he is bigger than you its fun and to him its very cute, especially when u get frustrated and ur like “IM NOT SHORT” and hes like aha, tell that to our height difference :)
also yall have made eachother so many playlists before and sometimes its a lil bit spicy to indicate that yall find each other Hot but mostly its just rlly cute, meaningful playlists that have made eachother cry
also you BETTER believe this sappy boy has made you more than one song !!! he just lovessss you and he subtly mentions u with nicknames and variations of spider man and ur like (O//W//O) bc thats so hecking cute and meaningful !!
also he better believe ur his number one supporter !! uve got all the merch (but also eventually he finds out that despite being ur bf ur bias is hyunjin and he pouts for a week straight lol)
also u steal so much of his clothing that at one point hes like “parker.. please return my shirts i have nothing but pants to wear” and ur like “oh my god bet?” jokes jokes but im sure the view would be nice oopsies
u dont say it but u love his accent a lot u think its rlly cute (and a lil hot) and he doesnt notice it at first but eventually he notices the dreamy look on ur face when he speaks english and hes like oh? is that what i think it is? and he goes out of his way to speak english from then on and ur like BITCH but also KEEP TALKING
u guys have some lowkey couples clothing but the most blatant is a matching necklace !! it has a sunflower charm on it and its rlly cute :)
anyways bitch lets get onto that hecking SPICEEEEE
u saw the babygirl broadcast. the og broadcast with the pic. and once that live was over u texted him like :^) babygirl huh?
and hes like,,,, oops !
but this prompted a discussion abt kinks between yall and he was like ,, i cant call u babygirl because imma have to call my fans that now to cover for myself but,,, a daddy kink,,, whew chile !
later that day he comes over to ur house and fucks you into the mattress as u scream daddy into the pillow! and dont worry; he calls u princess instead :)
he likes tying you up with these rlly nice silk ribbons !! especially these baby pink ones he thinks u look rlly cute with baby pink :^)
hes not into ageplay of course he thinks thats fucking weird but he likes being called daddy and sometimes when u want to be a brat ull lean into him in public and call him daddy and hes like Wait Till We Get Home and ur rlly in for it with then bc then ur getting it especially rough that day he doesnt give a FUCK
but semi-public spaces are a no go hes got an image to maintain and a career at risk so its strictly at ur place but the absolute tension between yall as yall approach ur place is palpable like... hes rlly intense
also sometimes hes rlly into producing music so sometimes ull be in his Producing Room with him and ur just,, rlly horny but hes like Im Sorry I Have To Work so u get off by riding his thigh and ur like NICE but hes like,,, fuck thats hot and so he takes a break from producing and instead fucks you in the recording room since its soundproof :^)
anyways yall are spicy oof the flavor !
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ARIANA GRANDE HAS NO WACK SONGS
It's two o'clock in the morning and I'm feeling some type away so why the fuck not make a post about THE ITALIAN MAFIA PRINCESS HERSELF. (LONG ASF)
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I'll make my statement first.
MS. Grande does not have 1 song that I (personally) even thought of it other than a bop. There's very few people to do that for me and I just wanna share my love for my queen real quick.
1. Yours Truly (A GREAAAT DEBUT ALBUM) (GREAT ALBUM IN GENERAL)
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1. Honeymoon Avenue: it's been about 5 years and if she released this tomorrow as a single I would 1000% be here for it. Shit slaps. And she was talking that shit
2. Baby I: Very UNDERATED. A BOP (I'll say that a lot). Reminds me of the summer of 2013. Which a lot of good music was released.
3. Right here: THIS ALBUM REALLY HAD BANGERS SKSJSK. A greeeeaaatt song and Big Sean did cute but it was mostly about Ms. Grande and the video was cute as hell. Another forgot about bop
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4. Tattooed heart: *sighs* AN EMOTIONAL BOP. I felt like some biker got my name tattooed on his chest. Amazing amazing amazing.
5. Loving it: TOP 5 MOST UNDERATED ANIMES OF ALL TIME. This was and is STIILL my shit. A BOP I CANT EXPLAIN IT ANYMORE GO FUCKING LISTEN.
6. Piano: one of the weaker songs on the album but when this album came out it was favorite ( and that proves my point) It really is a great song but just because of all the other songs and albums she's released, the song doesn't stand with the other bops. She slaps in Claires tho
7. Daydreamin: Vocals were so soft in this and its great. It's makes me feel like the finest man alive ( Michael B Jordan) is walking in front of me in slow motion.
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8. The Way: WHAT STARTED THIS SHIT. the way isn't the first time I've heard her or anything. I just didn't know sis was out here making grown woman bops while still serving the kids on Nickelodeon. ICONIC
9. You'll never know: a hood bop honestly. She was talking THAT shit. A nice little dougie is efficient for this song.
10. Almost is never enough: VOCALLSSS. Sis was going off. I just realized sis had not 1 but 3 of her niggas on her DEBUT ALBUM.
I. C. O. N. I. C.
11. Popular Song: this shows how she can make Some r&b BANGERS for the hood. And then make some bops for the kiddies. CAN UR FAVE BE PLAYED AT CLAIRES, HOTTOPIC, AND H&M (at the same time) I THINK THE FUCK NOT
12. Better left unsaid: very CUTE BOP. SHIT SLAPS. She's giving y'all a fist pump bop. While I serve my tens. DIVERSE QUEEN.
In closing: Yours truly: Her second best album. 9/10 100% recommend of you haven't already listened. You could really listen to the full without skipping a song. And that's VERY RARE. ON HER DEBUT. And this was a cute era. Now that that's it's time.....
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2. My Everything: H E R B E S T A L B U M. EVERY SONG FUCKING SLAPS PLEASE BELIEVE ME I CANT STRESS TO YOU HAVE GOOD THIS ALBUM IS. IM TYPING THIS SWEATING WHILE IM LISTENING TO IT. ITS SO GOOD
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1. Intro: OH MAH GOD. Emotional anthem. JUST HER SINGING YOU TO SLEEP FOR A MINUTE. ITS AMAZIG
2. Problem: A. B O P. EVEN IGGY COULDN'T RUIN IT. And that's the that on that.
3. ONE LAST TIME: YALL ARE GONNA KILL ME BUT... A BOPPPP THIS IS ONE OF HER BEST SONGS I RUN THIS BACK AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK.
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4. Why try: LITERALLY LOVE AND WAR BY TAMAR BRAXTON BUT FOR 13 year old white girls. AND IT SLAPS.
5. Break Free: A VOGUE BOP. I REALLY BE SERVING MY TENS. Before Into you, Break free had me giving hands.
6. Best mistake: Ms. Grande has this power to make any person she's with look like they're meant to be and that's amazing. Anyways a hood bop. I used to think Big Sean should've had a shorter verse but now that I've heard it more the pledge of allegiance, I realized it was perfect. Them performing it live is a viiibbee.
7. Be my Baby: Y'all I've talked in caps for almost 70% of this post and said BOP 90%. BUT THIS SONG RIGHT HERE IS HER TOP 5 BEST AND MOST UNDERATED FUCKING BOPS WOW. THIS IS MYYU SHIT. IM DEADASS SERIOUS WHEN I SAY THAT THERE'S NOT A DAY THAT GOES BY THAT I DONT LISTEN TO THIS SONG. ONE OF MY BIGGEST REGRETS IN LIFE IS NOT GOING TO THE HONEYMOON TOUR AND HEARING THIS LIVE.
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8. Break your heart right back: IM CRYING TYPING THIS. THE REST OF THE ALBUL IM GONNA BE IN CAPS BECAUSE THE REST OF THE ALBUM FUUCKKINGBOPS. THIS SONG IS CRUNK ASF AND REALLY GETS ME TO THROW IT ALLL THE WAY BACK. AND DONALD'S VERSE WAS GREAT BUT THIS SONG SLAPS IN THE CAR ONYOUR WAY TO CLAIRES AKSBSKAHSHSB
9. Love me harder: A COLLAB I WAS WAITING FOR AND IT WAS EXECUTED PERFECTLY. I KNOW YOUVE HEARD IT
10. Just a little bit of your heart: AN EMOTIONAL SONG WRITTEN BY THE ONLY WHITE MAN WHO CAN NUT IN ME (HARRY STYLES.). AND IT REALLY GET YOU IN YOUR BAG AND THATS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW.
11. Hands on me: HER MOST UNDERATED BOP. I CANT EVEN SPEAK ON THIS WITHOUT SWEATING. SHIT SLAPPP ON ANY HOLY DAY A FUCKING HOOD ANTHEM HOLY SHIT
SHE WAS TALKING THAT SHIT
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12. My Everything: HE WAS MY EEEEVVVVEERRRYYTGHHING TIL HE WAS NOTHING BITCH. TITLE TRACK AND SHIT IS EMOTIONAL. IM IN MY BAG.
13. Bang Bang: A COLLAB IVE WANTED SINCE MIDDLE SCHOOL AND I GOT IT. SO IM GEEKED AND SHE STILL BOPS
14. Only 1: VOCALLLLLLSS SIS. MY HOOD SHIT, ALSO. WHY DOES SHE DO THIS? ALL DELUXE SONGS BOP
15. You don't know me: SHE WAS RAPPING IDK. SHE WAS TELLING YALL TO GET OFF HER ASS. WHAT SHE DOES NOT CONCERN YOU POOR CHILDREN. SAID ALL THAT WHILE STAYING ON BEAT BYEE
In closing: H. E. R. BEST. There's NOT ONE SAY THAT GOES BY THAT I DONT LISTEN TO AT LEAST 1 SONG OFF THIS ALBUM. ONE OF THE BEST ALBUMS OF THE YEAR ( I'm pretty sure Beyoncé dropped something that year so I can't say the best lol)
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If y'all want me to do DW and her BOOPPS OF CHRISTMAS EPS, LMK but it's 3:30 am and I'm on my phone typing this so I'm gone.
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20 Hamilton Angst Drabbles
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by Godlic_Bread
i got bored okay get fucked
    uhm in order breaking up, cheating congratulations breaking up breaking up for the sake of america one liners and angery john suicide/the Duel ((two separate things but with the same prompt)) aLEXANDERRRRRRRRRRR, canon era but really short and through eliza's eyes cheating, breaking up abuse, arguing angry john, arguing, proposal #1 the apocalypse, murder arguing chronic illness s t o r i e s thunderstorms murder, domestic abuse breaking up, implied suicide breaking up
Words: 1939, Chapters: 11/21, Language: English
Fandoms: Hamilton - Miranda
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M
Characters: oh boy - Character, Alexander Hamilton, John Laurens, Elizabeth Schuyler-Hamilton, Philip Hamilton, Angelica Hamilton, Angelica Sxhuyler-Church, Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, Aaron Burr, George Washington, James Reynolds, Maria Lewis-Reynolds, Gilbert du Mortier Marquis de Lafayette, james monroe is mentioned once, alexander's second, the doctor/medic, Others(TM), "Allie", "lexi", Hercules Mulligan, The Prince of the South(TM), The Princess of the East(TM), Henry Laurens like oncwe, once - Character, a hufflepuff scarf, james madison's parents, a man who gets punched, "Jacky", Alexander The Wanderer(TM)
Relationships: oh boy - Relationship, Alexander Hamilton/Thomas Jefferson, Alexander Hamilton/Angelica Schuyler-Church, Alexander Hamilton/Elizabeth Schuyler-Hamilton, Alexander Hamilton/George Washington, Alexander Hamilton/John Laurens, Alexander Hamilton/Gilbert du Mortier Marquis de Lafayette, Alexander Hamilton/Gilbert du Mortier Marquis de Lafayette/John Laurens - implied, Aaron Burr & Alexander Hamilton, Alexander Hamilton/Aaron Burr, Thomas Jefferson/James Madison, Thomas Jefferson/Maria Reynolds, Maria Reynolds/Elizabeth Schuyler-Hamilton, im probably missing some
Additional Tags: you will regret reading these tags i promise you, im high on pain medicine as i write them, so tw, Suicide, Murder, implied suicide, implied disappearances, D E A T H, Crying, there are a disappointing lack of chairs in this story, and surprisingly not a single panic attack, wait fuck nvm, anyways lets do this in order of the drabble, Not-Boyfriends, "loves just a chemical reaction" and youre still fucking leaving him because of james, Responsiveness, ALEXANDER HAMILTON THE FUCKING HOUSEWIFE, d i s a p p e a r, t h e r e y n o l d s p a m p h l e t, Congratulations, "fuck james monroe", once again de a th, angry liza, Modern times, Canon Times, WHOMST, not the word whomst, Sadly, Laptops, bad relationships, you dfont locve, Love, dammit, weird endings on some not on others i wrote this in three days oh fucking k, "my boy", a m e r i c a, breaking up, for the sake of, a mer i ca, a lot of crying, its mainly just alex tho, get rekt, weird format, story telling, not story telling, One Liners, whomst the fuck know, s, another panic attack jfc, neither of them go into detail tho dw, oh he slit his wrists forgot that lmao, cuTTING IS IN THIS BACKK AWAY, The Duel, an inappropiate use of "Talk less smile more:, joking as you die, Wine, secret time skips, the fact that alexander hamilton hated his daughters, blatant favoritism, he just though theyd all be hoes cause theyd look like eliza and act like himself, no joke, "a whore", james is mad okay, Arguments, Abuse, a lot of domestic absue, i lied theres actually just two cases of it, joke with a bitchy boyfriend get hit, a l l i e, l e x i, t o m m y, j a c k y, no baby girl though i succeed, A Proposal, Apocalypse, a not-hufflepuff scarf, black and yellow black an yellow black and, having to murder your lover, cuddling their dead body, it sounds bad but its just sad, aaron stfu, thomas stfu, john stfu, three fucking times, Diabetes, Heart Disease, College, Foster Care, insulin, Rich - Freeform, sTORY TELLING BUT I CANT FUCKING DO ITALICS, i write about john, Anthony Ramos - Freeform, BOTH, and pippa, i love them, and so does alex, flashbacks in the middle of a story ajfbsdkfbaa, gay pride parades, the interent, Internet, a dood gets smacked, price john of the south, princess eliza of the east, alexander the goddamn wanderer, hercules mulligan the tailor, henry laurens the punkass bitch king of the south, letters in 2009, letters in medieval times, pi p is smol boy, happy endings to a life you didnt get, Two Proposals, OHO THREE PROPOSALS IN ONE FIC, two weeks and our fireplace, two months and his castle, w a r, Copy Machines, MIA - Freeform, being drafted, ONE LAST N I G H T, elizabeth the wanderer must not know, he doesnt have a last name so now its "elizabeth the wanderer" or "alexander the prince", but then he fucks off so, thomas jefferson and alexander hamilton, thomas and alex, hamilton and jefferson, three different people, set schedules, "no its only 3:15 were not friends again back tf off or imma slit your throat", "its four pm can i have a hug now" "yeah", Thunderstorms, d a r l i n ', Police Brutality, in my home, GET SHOT BOY, he dies like 15/20 times, john ya bitch, #FuckJohn2k17, reynolds pmaphlety, but elixa, wsas iwht maria, alex is bitter but like "go be fucking happy i need to sort myself out", wheew those tages, Tags, Damnit, some of these are short as hell and others and long as fuck
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ao3feed-lams · 7 years
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20 Hamilton Angst Drabbles
read it on AO3 at http://ift.tt/2x7xaTz
by Godlic_Bread
i got bored okay get fucked
    uhm in order breaking up, cheating congratulations breaking up breaking up for the sake of america one liners and angery john suicide/the Duel ((two separate things but with the same prompt)) aLEXANDERRRRRRRRRRR, canon era but really short and through eliza's eyes cheating, breaking up abuse, arguing angry john, arguing, proposal #1 the apocalypse, murder arguing chronic illness s t o r i e s thunderstorms murder, domestic abuse breaking up, implied suicide breaking up
Words: , Chapters: 1/21, Language: English
Fandoms: Hamilton - Miranda
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M
Characters: oh boy - Character, Alexander Hamilton, John Laurens, Elizabeth Schuyler-Hamilton, Philip Hamilton, Angelica Hamilton, Angelica Sxhuyler-Church, Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, Aaron Burr, George Washington, James Reynolds, Maria Lewis-Reynolds, Gilbert du Mortier Marquis de Lafayette, james monroe is mentioned once, alexander's second, the doctor/medic, Others(TM), "Allie", "lexi", Hercules Mulligan, The Prince of the South(TM), The Princess of the East(TM), Henry Laurens like oncwe, once - Character, a hufflepuff scarf, james madison's parents, a man who gets punched, "Jacky", Alexander The Wanderer(TM)
Relationships: oh boy - Relationship, Alexander Hamilton/Thomas Jefferson, Alexander Hamilton/Angelica Schuyler-Church, Alexander Hamilton/Elizabeth Schuyler-Hamilton, Alexander Hamilton/George Washington, Alexander Hamilton/John Laurens, Alexander Hamilton/Gilbert du Mortier Marquis de Lafayette, Alexander Hamilton/Gilbert du Mortier Marquis de Lafayette/John Laurens - implied, Aaron Burr & Alexander Hamilton, Alexander Hamilton/Aaron Burr, Thomas Jefferson/James Madison, Thomas Jefferson/Maria Reynolds, Maria Reynolds/Elizabeth Schuyler-Hamilton, im probably missing some
Additional Tags: you will regret reading these tags i promise you, im high on pain medicine as i write them, so tw, Suicide, Murder, implied suicide, implied disappearances, D E A T H, Crying, there are a disappointing lack of chairs in this story, and surprisingly not a single panic attack, wait fuck nvm, anyways lets do this in order of the drabble, Not-Boyfriends, "loves just a chemical reaction" and youre still fucking leaving him because of james, Responsiveness, ALEXANDER HAMILTON THE FUCKING HOUSEWIFE, d i s a p p e a r, t h e r e y n o l d s p a m p h l e t, Congratulations, "fuck james monroe", once again de a th, angry liza, Modern times, Canon Times, WHOMST, not the word whomst, Sadly, Laptops, bad relationships, you dfont locve, Love, dammit, weird endings on some not on others i wrote this in three days oh fucking k, "my boy", a m e r i c a, breaking up, for the sake of, a mer i ca, a lot of crying, its mainly just alex tho, get rekt, weird format, story telling, not story telling, One Liners, whomst the fuck know, s, another panic attack jfc, neither of them go into detail tho dw, oh he slit his wrists forgot that lmao, cuTTING IS IN THIS BACKK AWAY, The Duel, an inappropiate use of "Talk less smile more:, joking as you die, Wine, secret time skips, the fact that alexander hamilton hated his daughters, blatant favoritism, he just though theyd all be hoes cause theyd look like eliza and act like himself, no joke, "a whore", james is mad okay, Arguments, Abuse, a lot of domestic absue, i lied theres actually just two cases of it, joke with a bitchy boyfriend get hit, a l l i e, l e x i, t o m m y, j a c k y, no baby girl though i succeed, A Proposal, Apocalypse, a not-hufflepuff scarf, black and yellow black an yellow black and, having to murder your lover, cuddling their dead body, it sounds bad but its just sad, aaron stfu, thomas stfu, john stfu, three fucking times, Diabetes, Heart Disease, College, Foster Care, insulin, Rich - Freeform, sTORY TELLING BUT I CANT FUCKING DO ITALICS, i write about john, Anthony Ramos - Freeform, BOTH, and pippa, i love them, and so does alex, flashbacks in the middle of a story ajfbsdkfbaa, gay pride parades, the interent, Internet, a dood gets smacked, price john of the south, princess eliza of the east, alexander the goddamn wanderer, hercules mulligan the tailor, henry laurens the punkass bitch king of the south, letters in 2009, letters in medieval times, pi p is smol boy, happy endings to a life you didnt get, Two Proposals, OHO THREE PROPOSALS IN ONE FIC, two weeks and our fireplace, two months and his castle, w a r, Copy Machines, MIA - Freeform, being drafted, ONE LAST N I G H T, elizabeth the wanderer must not know, he doesnt have a last name so now its "elizabeth the wanderer" or "alexander the prince", but then he fucks off so, thomas jefferson and alexander hamilton, thomas and alex, hamilton and jefferson, three different people, set schedules, "no its only 3:15 were not friends again back tf off or imma slit your throat", "its four pm can i have a hug now" "yeah", Thunderstorms, d a r l i n ', Police Brutality, in my home, GET SHOT BOY, he dies like 15/20 times, john ya bitch, #FuckJohn2k17, reynolds pmaphlety, but elixa, wsas iwht maria, alex is bitter but like "go be fucking happy i need to sort myself out", wheew those tages, Tags, Damnit, some of these are short as hell and others and long as fuck
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by Godlic_Bread
i got bored okay get fucked
    uhm in order breaking up, cheating congratulations breaking up breaking up for the sake of america one liners and angery john suicide/the Duel ((two separate things but with the same prompt)) aLEXANDERRRRRRRRRRR, canon era but really short and through eliza's eyes cheating, breaking up abuse, arguing angry john, arguing, proposal #1 the apocalypse, murder arguing chronic illness s t o r i e s thunderstorms murder, domestic abuse breaking up, implied suicide breaking up
Words: , Chapters: 1/21, Language: English
Fandoms: Hamilton - Miranda
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M
Characters: oh boy - Character, Alexander Hamilton, John Laurens, Elizabeth Schuyler-Hamilton, Philip Hamilton, Angelica Hamilton, Angelica Sxhuyler-Church, Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, Aaron Burr, George Washington, James Reynolds, Maria Lewis-Reynolds, Gilbert du Mortier Marquis de Lafayette, james monroe is mentioned once, alexander's second, the doctor/medic, Others(TM), "Allie", "lexi", Hercules Mulligan, The Prince of the South(TM), The Princess of the East(TM), Henry Laurens like oncwe, once - Character, a hufflepuff scarf, james madison's parents, a man who gets punched, "Jacky", Alexander The Wanderer(TM)
Relationships: oh boy - Relationship, Alexander Hamilton/Thomas Jefferson, Alexander Hamilton/Angelica Schuyler-Church, Alexander Hamilton/Elizabeth Schuyler-Hamilton, Alexander Hamilton/George Washington, Alexander Hamilton/John Laurens, Alexander Hamilton/Gilbert du Mortier Marquis de Lafayette, Alexander Hamilton/Gilbert du Mortier Marquis de Lafayette/John Laurens - implied, Aaron Burr & Alexander Hamilton, Alexander Hamilton/Aaron Burr, Thomas Jefferson/James Madison, Thomas Jefferson/Maria Reynolds, Maria Reynolds/Elizabeth Schuyler-Hamilton, im probably missing some
Additional Tags: you will regret reading these tags i promise you, im high on pain medicine as i write them, so tw, Suicide, Murder, implied suicide, implied disappearances, D E A T H, Crying, there are a disappointing lack of chairs in this story, and surprisingly not a single panic attack, wait fuck nvm, anyways lets do this in order of the drabble, Not-Boyfriends, "loves just a chemical reaction" and youre still fucking leaving him because of james, Responsiveness, ALEXANDER HAMILTON THE FUCKING HOUSEWIFE, d i s a p p e a r, t h e r e y n o l d s p a m p h l e t, Congratulations, "fuck james monroe", once again de a th, angry liza, Modern times, Canon Times, WHOMST, not the word whomst, Sadly, Laptops, bad relationships, you dfont locve, Love, dammit, weird endings on some not on others i wrote this in three days oh fucking k, "my boy", a m e r i c a, breaking up, for the sake of, a mer i ca, a lot of crying, its mainly just alex tho, get rekt, weird format, story telling, not story telling, One Liners, whomst the fuck know, s, another panic attack jfc, neither of them go into detail tho dw, oh he slit his wrists forgot that lmao, cuTTING IS IN THIS BACKK AWAY, The Duel, an inappropiate use of "Talk less smile more:, joking as you die, Wine, secret time skips, the fact that alexander hamilton hated his daughters, blatant favoritism, he just though theyd all be hoes cause theyd look like eliza and act like himself, no joke, "a whore", james is mad okay, Arguments, Abuse, a lot of domestic absue, i lied theres actually just two cases of it, joke with a bitchy boyfriend get hit, a l l i e, l e x i, t o m m y, j a c k y, no baby girl though i succeed, A Proposal, Apocalypse, a not-hufflepuff scarf, black and yellow black an yellow black and, having to murder your lover, cuddling their dead body, it sounds bad but its just sad, aaron stfu, thomas stfu, john stfu, three fucking times, Diabetes, Heart Disease, College, Foster Care, insulin, Rich - Freeform, sTORY TELLING BUT I CANT FUCKING DO ITALICS, i write about john, Anthony Ramos - Freeform, BOTH, and pippa, i love them, and so does alex, flashbacks in the middle of a story ajfbsdkfbaa, gay pride parades, the interent, Internet, a dood gets smacked, price john of the south, princess eliza of the east, alexander the goddamn wanderer, hercules mulligan the tailor, henry laurens the punkass bitch king of the south, letters in 2009, letters in medieval times, pi p is smol boy, happy endings to a life you didnt get, Two Proposals, OHO THREE PROPOSALS IN ONE FIC, two weeks and our fireplace, two months and his castle, w a r, Copy Machines, MIA - Freeform, being drafted, ONE LAST N I G H T, elizabeth the wanderer must not know, he doesnt have a last name so now its "elizabeth the wanderer" or "alexander the prince", but then he fucks off so, thomas jefferson and alexander hamilton, thomas and alex, hamilton and jefferson, three different people, set schedules, "no its only 3:15 were not friends again back tf off or imma slit your throat", "its four pm can i have a hug now" "yeah", Thunderstorms, d a r l i n ', Police Brutality, in my home, GET SHOT BOY, he dies like 15/20 times, john ya bitch, #FuckJohn2k17, reynolds pmaphlety, but elixa, wsas iwht maria, alex is bitter but like "go be fucking happy i need to sort myself out", wheew those tages, Tags, Damnit, some of these are short as hell and others and long as fuck
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cartoonus-maximus · 7 years
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Rules: Copy this post into a new text post, remove my answers and put in yours, and when you’re done tag 10 people plus the person who tagged you, and most importantly, HAVE FUN
Tagged (indirectly) by @josephinedisney (who is totally awesome and you all should give her blog a look)
A- Age: Twenty-something.

B- Biggest fear: Ahahahaaaa... Everything.

C- Current time: Nighttime.

D- Drink you last had: Water
E- Everyday starts with: Stumbling across the room to turn my alarm clock off, turn the light on (and space heater, currently), and then head to the bathroom.
F- Favourite song: I can’t pick just one, so here’s a list of some of my current faves: “You Are More” by Tenth Avenue North, “Racecar” by Hawk Nelson, “I’m Lion-O!” by ReliantK, ‘Tokyo Ghoul’s theme “Unravel,” “Break” by Three Days Grace, all themes from ‘Yowamushi Pedal,’ the theme from ‘Freakazoid!,’ and “My Religion” by Skillet.
G- Ghosts, are they real: I’m not sure. Sometimes I feel like they are, sometimes I feel like they’re not, and sometimes I’m just glad that I’ve never met one. But there are stranger things out there, so who knows?

H- Hometown: The town where I was born and raised.

I- In love with: Not really “in love,” per se. There’s a couple guys I like, but one got married a while back and the other doesn’t know I exist.

J- Jealous of: Artists with actual skills and discipline.
K- Killed someone: Only in fanfiction.

L- Last time you cried: A couple of nights ago when I was watching ‘Doctor Who.’ I swear, that show makes me cry tears of sadness more than necessary. I don’t normally even cry over TV shows, happy or sad tears, but DW insists on breaking me.
M- Middle name: Between my first name and my surname.

N- Number of siblings: One.
O- One wish: To find my motivation again??? I dunno.
P- Person you last called/texted: My Dad.
Q- Questions you’re always asked: (From my extended family.) “Anything new going on with you?” Yes, I’ve gotten into this new anime series and I saw this great superhero movie last week, but you don’t care about that so let’s talk about something else. “Do you have a boyfriend yet?” No, I’m still single, and yes I did know Cousin So-and-so was getting married later this year, thank you for reminding me. “What are you studying in college?” I haven’t picked a major yet. “Are you still drawing?” No, the stack of sketchbooks are just decoration and the buckets of pencils and markets are purely aesthetic, they go well with the art table don’t you think? “Can we see some of your art? Is that okay?” No, no, it’s fine! Just let me search through, like, five sketchbooks to find that one thing I did that wasn’t monsters/superheroes/anime/fanart.
R- Reasons to smile: My cat loves me. And I found a copy of the BBC’s “The Silver Chair” Narnie movie at the thrift store. And Amazon’s “The Tick” was apparently greenlit.
S- Song last sang: Probably a theme song, but I don’t remember right now.
T- Time you woke up: 7:30 AM.

U- Underwear colour: ... Why?

V- Vacation destination: *shrugs* I’d like to go to Greenland, where my ancestors lived, and maybe a couple of other places in Europe and the States.
W- Worst habit: Letting myself stay up too late, getting behind on personal projects, not always doing my chores in a timely manner.
X- X-rays you’ve had: At the dentist and the orthodontist.
Y- Your favourite food: New York style cheesecake. Accept no substitutes.
Z- Zodiac sign: the stupid virgin. It mocks me.
I tag anyone who follows me and/or anyone who wants to do this!
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if you’re still doing the nsfw alphabet can you do it for kaito momota? tysm!!
AAAAH IT’S YOU I AM LEGALLY A FAMOUS TUMBLR BLOG NOW!! I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE I’M GLAD THAT YOU PAID MY BLOG A VISIT!! JK but I DID GET 158 FOLLOWERS LIKE WTF ARE U GUYS OK??? TYSM SFHAJSKFHASFHAKFHAKFJS <<3<3<3<3<3
KAITO MOMOTA N//S*FW ALPHABET
A=Aftercare - What they do/act like after sex. ⦁ Cheerful! Usually, he'll be kinda energetic too. Like he is geniuenly happy after the session aldjsalkdjaldj- kinda smug as well but mainly happy! Don't worry, he takes very good care of you while showering you with praises doing so! Like how good you were, how hot you looked and how hot you are looking rn etc.
B=Bondage - Are they into BDSM, and how far they’ll go if they have a green light. ⦁ Look at me straight in the eye and tell me that Kaito isn't an exhibitionist. Do it, pussy. ⦁ Also daddy askdjakdhakjdh sorry he is just. daddy material. HIMBO DADDYYYYY
C=Cum - pretty self explanatory. ⦁ CUMS A LOT, LIKE, A L O T SO GOOD LUCK WITH THAT! ⦁ at least it tastes fairly sweet and his moans while cumming are adorbs so it's ok i suppose?
D=Dom - Are they dominant, submissive, a switch? ⦁ 100% dom. No questions asked
E=Edgeplay - Similar to ‘Kinks’ except it’s a lot riskier than usual kinks (knifeplay, breathplay, etc.). ⦁ Maybe he is into choking a bit? It isn't much I feel like he'd get kinda weirded out by them
F=Fantasy - A fantasy of theirs (ex: a teacher/student fantasy). ⦁ Having sex under the clear skies? Like, on a cliff, the view of night sky is delicious but you on top of him, jumping on his cock makes it even more delicious.
G=Got Caught - How they react when they get caught having sex. ⦁ "Dude! Seriously, go away already!" is he embarrassed or pissed? Or both? Who knows (it's both.)?
H=Hot Spots - A place that drives them crazy when stimulated (EX: neck). ⦁ His groin area. Not the leg part, but rather the part which is under his stomach. If you touch there out of sudden, he will smile and ask about your purpose, how it's dangerous that you're doing it when you two are all alone and talk all big because he'll be turned on so much......
I=Intimacy - How romantic they are, or can be, before, during, or after sex. ⦁ Like I said, he is happy while fucking you so out of sudden he will say something that will make you m e l t completely. It's when you least expect it, though. He loves to surprise you.
J=Journey - Their ideal way of leading up to sex. ⦁ Him pulling you on his lap randomly, and then getting a boner which leads to him rubbing your private parts together. Bonus points if you get super flustered.
K=Kinks - I’ll list a few of their kinks, be they the normalized ones or kinkier kinks. ⦁ Begging! He LOVES to make you beg, will smile widely if you do so and just loves to see you ache for his touch. ⦁ Maybe lap dances? Like he sits down, leans back and just watches your attempts at seducing him (which you succeed) with an awe. Yeah, he likes how your hips move while you are on his lap.
L=Location -  Where they like to have sex at, do they like risky locations, etc. ⦁ C'MON OF COURSE HE LIKES RISKY LOCATIONS!! An example would be... His lab? Mainly his lab, but he'd also like it if you two were to do it on someone else's lab because it increases the chance of getting caught and he is an asshole so-
M=Masturbation - How they are when they get themselves off, what they get themselves off to. ⦁ 4 to 5 times a week, horny ass mfer. Just talks about how he is a man, so that kind of stuff is normal!!! etc.. Stupid ass himbo I love him lots.
N=NO - A few things that they will absolutely, under no circumstances, ever do. ⦁ Aside from stuff like begging, he wouldn't like anything that implies that you guys hate each other/willing to hurt each other. Or like, bodily fluids or sumth-
O=On’s - Their top turn on’s that they have (things that’ll get them super horny super quickly). ⦁ Ok cliche but you wearing his clothings and nothing else like, his jacket, shirt etc. ⦁ He'll find it adorable yet will pretend to be mad that you stole his clothes in order to remove them, but dw you guys are fucking after that P=Position -  Their favourite position to have sex in. ⦁ On his lap, I think? Or like, when he makes you lean on a wall.
Q=Quickie - Do they like it, do they prefer quickies over actual sex, etc. ⦁ Yeah he does! He likes seeing you try to get on with your day normally after that, your flustered face looks so cute.
R=Rough - How rough they are, or get, when in bed. ⦁ Depends. When he is rough, your legs will be shaking for days tho-
S=Stamina - How long they can go before they tap out. ⦁ Astro-NUT (sorry it was a bad joke but im not deleting it) boy is healthy and athletic, so he can go for rounds. At least 5 or 6, I'd say.
T=Toys - Do they use toys, do they own them, what kind, etc. ⦁ Bought a vibrator for you, and a dildo too, all for you. Uses them on you because he likes to see you beg for his actual touch. Fucker.
U=Unfair - How much they tease you, how they tease you, etc. ⦁ This man has a begging kink, of course he is a big tease! Like good luck, to get what you want, you will have to be super clear with what you want. Like super clear, humiliate yourself a bit then Kaito will reward you while still teasing you about how shameless you are.
V=Volume - How loud they get when having sex, things they might say, etc. ⦁ Kinda loud? His groans are long and hot, and he will giggle often. He'll compliment your body a lot too.
W=Wild Card - a random letter for the character of your choice. ⦁ Likes giving oral a lot but prefers receiving. Like your reactions are nice but damn, you giving him head is better.
X=X-Ray - How they look with their clothes off. ⦁ Toned boy!! With a big dick too, ultimate Chad! 18,7 cm length, 13,9 cm girth.
Y=Yearning - How often they need to have sex. ⦁ He'd be down to it 7/24, but if you talk about needing it's like... Every 2 days maybe? Welp, he can't help it! That's what he'd say with a familiar cheeky smile.
Z=ZZZ - How quickly they fall asleep after having sex. ⦁ He'll be kinda energetic so if you do it during the day, he won't. If you do it before going to bed, he will sleep quickly. I just feel like he is the type to fall asleep as soon as his head hits the pillow.
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