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muchmossymess · 2 months
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Loser, Bambi
A radiostar/radioapple/duckiedeer rewrite of loser, baby (as an aroace myself, this is platonic, I think it'd be hilarious to their dynamic) (set after the finale, and let my delusional heart believe alastor cares deep deep deep down)
Lucifer: So things look bad and your back's against the wall
Your whole existence hangs in the balance
You're feeling panicked like you heard the hunter's call
Can't face the world without you malice
You've lost your way, your reputations wrecked
Well me just say, (scoffing) what'd you expect?
Alastor: Excuse me?
Lucifer: You're a loser, bambi
A loser goddamn baby 
You're a fucked up little whiny bitch
Alastor: Now listen here
Lucifer: You're a loser, unlike me
Alastor: What a surprise
Lucifer: You've amused hell's ruler 
If only your shtick was newer 
You're an overlord gone overboard
But you've got company
Alastor: *staticy boo track*
Lucifer: There was a time I thought no one could relate
To the holy things that I cant let go
But lettin' walls down, it can sometimes set you straight!
Can't let the hotels progress plateau 
Alastor: I must admit, that I seem to've grown to care
Lucifer: You aren't the only one with his soul bare
Get outta here man 
We're both losers, bambi
We're losers, it's okay to be a-
Alastor: Psychopathic radio?
Lucifer (out of tune with the song): eeughhhhh…
Alastor: *snickers*
Alastor: I'm a loser deary
To admit it is quite dreary 
But at least I know I'm not alone
Lucifer: You're a loser
Both: Just like me
*tune change*
Lucifer: I've got a habit of creation
Alastor: I've got a knack for devastation, of every lowly sinner I can find
Lucifer: You know what Charlie thinks of that, come on
Alastor: I helped fulfil all of her dreaming
Lucifer: I'm making sure I'm never leaving 
Now that I'm back in her life
Both: I will protect her from all ill meaning
Alastor: You're a loser, Luci
Lucifer: A loser, but just maybe if we
Both: Eat shit together, things will end up differently
Lucifer: It's time to lose some of that loathin'
Lower your mask, let hope in, bambi
Play your card, be who you are
Both: A loser, just like-
Charlie: There they are! They're fucking singing???
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kathairoette · 8 months
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I like the idea of post-canon Atem retaining most of his 'royal habits', including keeping calm and looking serious even when under pressure. The unstoppable force, only matched by the immovable object, otherwise known as Yuugi "little shit" Mutou.
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bigdumbbambieyes · 2 years
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maybe Steve and Billy would’ve sorted out their differences in S2 and maybe they’d become friends
but they’d still be mean to each other
literally pulling each other’s hair as a greeting, grinning meanly with a ‘hello’ as the other scrunches his nose
Billy wrapping his arm around Steve’s shoulders to pull him in close, his tongue sticking out with a grin, and Steve would turn his head to pout before sticking out his own tongue at him
Billy snapping his towel at Steve’s ass in the locker room showers with a smirk as Steve shouts his name in anger
pushing each other into lockers playfully with matching grins on their faces
sharing/stealing each other’s food in the cafeteria at lunch, and depending on what’s being stolen, they’ll either complain or just let it happen
skipping class to go get high in Steve’s car, going back into the school giggling together with bloodshot eyes
Billy finally making a real connection with a boy his age while Steve makes a real friend that isn’t younger than him and bound by trauma
i just would’ve loved to have seen the casual touches and playful behaviour they would’ve had once they were comfortable together
also, they make out when they’re drunk. it started with a little peck as a dare, but Billy’s eyes were too intense and Steve was weak to them so he kissed him again, until Billy was coaxing his tongue into his mouth and that was all it took for them to continue
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five-flavor-soup · 4 months
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Why the endgame couples in A:TLA weren’t necessary: a frustrated ramble
Listen I’m a Zutara shipper through and through (developed after my second rewatch in 2013) but by Tui Agni and La am I glad that it never happened in canon?? Like Kataang and Maiko themselves already felt so rushed and almost out-of-nowhere and their canonisation added like nothing to the plot. Aang’s crush on Katara is a plot device; Zuko’s relationship with Mai at the start of S3 is a plot device. I can barely fathom how Zutara would’ve turned out and I also kinda don’t want to. Imagine Zuko and Katara kissing at the end of the series: it feels completely out of left field, doesn’t it? Knowing that who-ends-up-with-who was an argument in the writer’s room for almost all three seasons means that it could’ve happened.
It shouldn’t have. I don’t think the Kataang kiss or the Maiko romance-reunion should’ve happened either. It’s unnecessary to add—there’s just no need for it, and my nagging here isn’t because I like Zutara and I don’t like how Maiko and Kataang turned out. It’s because the ships and couples and whatever the fuck else are NOT, and should not, be the point of A:TLA—and the ‘couple gets together in the very last scene and all is well :)’ shot suggests that it is.
A:TLA, to me, tried to show the horrifying nature of war and all its victims: the harrowing poverty, the deep-rooted trauma, the bloody violence. I interpreted the most prominent message of A:TLA to be that what was happening during those 100 years is wrong, that war is wrong—it affects the humanity within people, affects what point we offer empathy and kindness, because horrific trauma and needless violence muddies it all up. Why would you hold out a hand for someone who would’ve murdered you if they had the chance? Why would you physically support someone who hurt you and those you care about deeply? Those of the other nations can barely scrounge up empathy for someone from the Fire Nation, because those of the Fire Nation present themselves as inhuman. Those of the Fire Nation can barely scrounge up empathy for someone from any of the other nations, because the Fire Nation presents them as inhuman. And A:TLA shows that all these people are human, good and bad and all of that in between, because that’s just what humanity is. Varied and morally grey.
THAT’S what the GAang learns. That’s what the people around them learn. It’s what Iroh, a war criminal in his own right, tries to teach every child and teen who he interacts with: not in a preachy way, but in a vague way that implies he’d rather have them figure it out themselves lest they interpret his direct teachings wrong. He got indoctrinated into this terrorising, imperialist regime from the day he was born and onwards and it took a personal loss — the death of his son during a siege Iroh himself was leading, a siege in which Iroh and Lu Ten were the aggressors — for him to start thinking that maybe it’s all wrong. Maybe what he was taught is wrong. And he doesn’t want these children to take as long as he did.
The GAang and their (teenage) enemies and small antagonists have all been touched by war, almost to the point of no return. None of the need for violence, the calm in the face of battle and death, the willingness to sacrifice innocents for a sliver of retribution, the extensive knowledge of How To Fight A Battle And Win—none these qualities that these children (!!) may or may not portray are ‘normal’ teenage behaviours. They simply have to have them, or they die or freeze. Their childhoods were stopped in their tracks early because of experiences no child should ever experience. Such is the reality of war. And yet, in spite of the hurt and harm, the GAang is still capable of kindness and empathy. That’s what it’s about.
To end the series with explicit romance — Sokka/Suki doesn’t count, their relationship is not as in-your-face as The Scenes — just feels wrong. Maybe with another season of development it could’ve worked far better (and less unexpected, especially since the previous one-on-one Kataang interaction was Katara getting cross with Aang for kissing her when she was confused; and the previous one-on-one Maiko interaction was Zuko locking Mai in a cell/out of the way and then leaving without looking back). But with the three seasons that we got, it feels odd that the romance is highlighted at the end—especially when Zuko was miserable with Mai (with her being the human representation of ‘close your eyes and pretend everything’s fine’), and there ALSO was a perfectly good ending scene with the GAang bickering right there. Right before the ending kiss.
Why end it like that, when the series isn’t about romance, but about familial and platonic love and love for humanity instead? Why not just hint towards getting (back) together? What’s the point of these confirmations other than ‘the hero gets the girl’ in both instances?
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nitroish · 3 months
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lethal souls. soul on left belongs to @shadewood45, one on right is mine!
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athek-os · 6 months
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made myself a kagepro themed PC wallpaper........
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gold-pavilion · 6 months
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"Lovely."
Translation: "Wonderful. I made myself believe this is the path that would make me happy, so I guess it's what I've got now. It didn't work, it won't, I've pretty much realized your death won't make me better, but now this is how it's gonna be. No going back. So, okay, wonderful. We'll do that. Every now and then man reinvents the idea of killing God above or inside himself, but it's different to be the one left behind by God."
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the-ace-with-spades · 7 months
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10 Things I Hate About You hangster AU (but expanded)
because it's occupying my mind too much - featuring Bradley as Kat, Nat as Bianca, Jake as Patrick, and Bob as Cameron (plus Reuben as Micheal and Mickey as Mandella)
All the Top Gun stuff still happened so Ice and Mav adopted Bradley when Carole passed away when he was around eight. They were already in the process of adopting at the time (because this is an au where systemic homophobia doesn't exist) and not long after, Bradley got a little sister - Natasha.
She's two years younger and a bit shy at first but definitely becomes a social butterfly with some help. They get along like a house on fire and despite being siblings, they consider themselves best friends.
It all changes when Ice gets sick.
The diagnosis is followed by a heartbreaking six months and Ice passes away three days before Bradley starts high school. Bradley is grieving and Nat is grieving and Mav is grieving and can't keep up with how to help them.
After Ice's death, Mav switched to an instructor position so he wouldn't be deployed anymore - he's only been taking non-deployable roles since. He considered retiring altogether but he knew it'd be hard to find a job that would pay as well and had the same benefits. He still works crazy hours but tries to be a present parent to them both.
Bradley goes through a rebellious phase, something happens during his sophomore year and then all his misbehavior goes down to something else - he's bitter and cynic and Mav doesn't know what is going on. He's worried but he prefers this Bradley over the Bradley he had to pick up from the police station every week or who had to be tested with an alcomat after coming home on Sunday morning or who skipped school for a week straight.
Nat, who was used to having Bradley as her best friend, tries to find her own friends. Turns out, people don't like strong, intelligent, and confident girls so she switches how she lets people perceive her (ala Bianca in the movie). Mav is absolutely paranoid she's going have a similar rebellious phase as Bradley so he implements a shit tone of rules to follow for her before she enters that phase, one being no going outs and no dating unless Bradley is with her there.
Bradley never goes out anymore. Since the summer between sophomore and junior year, he's been concentrating on one thing only and that was getting his application to USNA packed with as many extra points as he can. People say he's a military freak and an asshole and in general, he's got a very small circle of friends (basically just Mickey, who is also planning a military career and can get along with everyone to the point he doesn't mind Bradley's sharp attitude).
Cue Bob arriving into town as a new kid when Nat is a sophomore/junior and Bradley is a senior and he is instantly head over heels for Nat. From his new pal, Reuben, he hears all about Mav's strict rules for Nat and about her asshole big brother Bradley and they make a plan so she can start dating.
That's when they approach Jake, the only openly queer guy that might be enough to face Bradley's cold asshole attitude.
(Obviously, all the stuff with Joey happens and stuff goes more or less like in the movie from now on...)
Things it'd also include:
Nat wearing one of Carole's dresses (that she found in the attic) and Bradley getting mad at her for it.
Bradley wearing Ice's uniform jacket (minus ribbons and all the rank stuff) to prom.
People calling Bradley 'Kazansky' despite never having his surname changed
Jake's unknown year which was rumored to be prison time, etc. was actually the time he spent in a 'special school' his parents sent him to 'remove' his queerness. He came back to town when his meemaw found out and took him in to live with her. He's openly gay now but no one dares to comment because he's also the resident bad boy.
The thing that changed Bradley's attitude was definitely a bad situation with Joey (trying to force him into sex and saying shit about Bradley's family to the whole school when Bradley didn't let him coerce him into it).
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tuiskuh · 4 months
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A weird dream from a few days ago I could not stop thinking about and had to make into a comic
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sh309 · 1 year
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Jack horner sketches that devolved into insanity somehow...
might finish the last one, what do ya'll think
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anathemafiction · 10 months
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I have a crack theory that I have no one to share with so I'm sending it to your inbox just to get it off my chest: Lance is Aurelius and the Guardian's "daughter"
I don't often confirm or deny theories, but I can say without remorse that this one is definitely wrong. 😄 Aurelius and the guardian shared a daughter, and then they both lost her in a pyre. No ifs or buts about it.
(She's also not Neia, no. Unfortunately, death by holy burning isn't uncommon in the world of the Rose.)
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imflyingfish · 10 months
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My artfight character sheets!! And also I guess my first fursona! Kind of?? It depends on what u could I guess?
Description under the cut :]] I'll add a link to the page once it gets less hectic on the website
Anyway, this is Fish or Keycat or Original, he's a robot built to emulate human life (not so much born but more built and not so much growing as upgraded, like in robots 2005). And he tends to spend more money and time upgrading his keyboards rather than himself, which he uses to code himself to do things like play pong on its face or something. It knows it should keep its parts cleaner but since he's always working in the art room he finds it difficult to prioritise self-maintenance over his creativity.
After scribbling out his model name and number he frequently changes his name, unable to make a decision just yet, and instead settling on writing the word Original on it instead. It likes to write on its parts in mirror-writing things its passionate about such as phrases or song-lyrics. Nobody really knows why it chose the name Fish, especially considering its a cat.
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vaa-sya · 1 year
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🙄🙄 ok
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mossytrashcan · 7 months
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Speaking of acotar clothinf designing, illyrians are impossible to Me. I've been fighting for my life tryna figure this out because it's like. It needs to be able to work around wings, it needs to be something light and easy to move in, it needs to be warm cause they live on the mountains. It's need y be able to vary incredibly wildly cause they have apparently strong class differences. I give up. I'm putting these mfers in abaya and moving on at some point
okay, not dissing the abaya idea because I LOVE abaya’s (I saw a girl wearing one that was black and gold and glittered in the sunlight and it was literally like I got visited by an angel) BUUUUT I personally assumed they’d have more indigenous fashion
my main evidence (not really cuz it’s a hc lol) is that 1) illyrian leather could easily fit into the deer skin/animal hide materials typically found in native fashion, and 2) indigenous people wore these clothes while still being super active and mobile
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like, for the more mixed climates, you see a lot of plain old, light deerskin based clothing that can be layered. for arctic climates, you see very consistently thick and bulky clothing that could be modified into something like armor (re: the leather thing)
but also IF we’re going with my absolutely super canon dusk court theory (Illyrian’s lived in the dusk court (velaris area/southern part of the nc) and got colonized/displaced) they could’ve totally worn abaya’s traditionally, but were forced to give them up to adapt to the environment/didn’t have the materials to keep making them
plus, if we do continue abayagate, it could totally explain the velaris fashion being oriental even though the nc is colder. they got their land AND their culture stolen
PS: for the wing thing, I personally think they could do that breastfeeding mother thing where they can just adjust/unbuckle their back clothes to let the wings out
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yanban-san · 1 year
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I am on my knees. I am begging you. I beg. Please. Your art. Is delicious. Post it. Please. Post all of it pls. Am begging. I need it. I need. to see. it. Pleas.
Hmm... If only a certain... Train conductor... won a certain poll...
(Eldritch Boy under the cut for a small taste)
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Not sure why, but he feels like he's forgotten something... important...
When I draw the Eldritch Boys I always picture their symbol on their cap lookin a little different; It looks like an almond shape and when they're being a lil eldritch it turns into an eye. There's a lil reason his eye is X'd out right now, though. :)
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lycanthrop-ee-art · 6 months
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The charms of the clockmaker’s workshop were known well throughout the town, which was nestled into a deep and old forest. This was where his chestnut was grown. His wife, not one for small tasks but well suited for the large ones, was the one who felled the trees for her husband’s work. The forest knew her well and was amicable towards her. However, on the third winter after their marriage, she was quite with child. A morning came when the clockmaker decided to take up the ax himself to let his wife sleep; the child was to be born with the ringing of its grandfather’s bells in springtime, which was coming closer each day, and sleep was often far from her. When the clockmaker ventured into the woods, he took the forest by surprise. A member of the Seelie with fingers like twigs and eyes like an owl watched him, delighted by his presence. The fair folk knew well of his workshop and of his wife, but never had they seen him venture into the forest.
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