#( ask memes. — 🐺 )

[emomanswhore]

YOUUUU ARE TOO FUCKIN FUNNY MAN 😭😭 MY DAMN STUMMY HURTS FROM LAUGHING HELP. WHAT??? I NEED THE SHIT YOU’RE SMOKING BECAUSE WHAT ☠️☠️‼️‼️

IM ACTUALLY IN TEARS MAN I CANNOT EVEN BREATHE 😭😭 “you tryna send me a lil sum or what?” HES SUCH A BUM WHERE DO YOU EVEN GET THIS SHIT, DAWG 😭😭. TOJI IS SO UNPROFESSIONAL. tryna get some nudes on the job I CANT BREATHE. you did not just say tojiussy HELLO! 🤹🏽‍♀️i’m actually crying bricks because ??? THE WAY YOU KEPT SPITTING IN THE TAGS, MAN. stealing your memes again, it’s nothing personal right, gang? 😁🤞🏽 RAAAAAR, WOLF OUT!!

d-dont get no weed from the gas station or final sale on shein💧🚬🐟 cuz then you’ll end like me 🦶🏻👃🏽💨

JEYGJISH TOJI BEING AN ASSISTANT MANAGER AT MCDONALDS IS A FLUKE ANYWAY 😟☝🏽 he took megumi’s resume which had 2 years customer service experience at white castle. then managed to finesse the game, and work his way up to asm (he may or may have not took the store manager 2 pound town in the freezer, while she was showing him where the hash browns are)— 🤷🏽‍♀️

YES i said tojiussy. it STINKS… nice n good. cause i’m a munch, and i’m always here to save the day when it comes to homeless, criminal bussy 🦸🏽‍♀️ AROOOO🅰️🅱️🅾️

#❝ ✎ . . .𝗟𝗘𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗦𝟮𝗟𝗢𝗥𝗘𝗟𝗘𝗜—જ📩 #ᥫ᭡ ⃗ 𝙋𝙍𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙄𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙈𝙄𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙀.ᦡ✭‧₊˚✧𝑲𝑨𝑹𝑴𝑨 !! #the way i’m in these tags on toji’s head #is the same way imma be on your head when i see you answering asks with my memes #🐺 #we wolf gang— BUT. never forget who the alpha is 🐺 karmega (karma+omega)‼️

[chrisbangs]

and fuck the hate anons 😤 you’re one of the best people on this site!!! No one loves bang chan as much as you!!! you are talented, showstopping, amazing, and things just wouldn’t be the same without you!! Keep being you!! :D

#so incredibly sweet and i read this 50 times just now ............ #me: being very sad recently and knowing it will be bad until next week #you: sends this ask and makes me feel valued #me: big puss boy tears #☹️ famously this is such a sweet ask i teared up 🥺🤍😞☹️💗🤍🖤 #here is my favourite heart meme rn... because i don't know how to say thanku normally #but thanku for being so nice 😞🫶💗 i feel undeserving of the kindness but... #as always i'm really warmed that ppl think i'm a neat lil guy... or think of me at all #😞🖤thanku for the kind words... #IM SQUISHING U... ☹️🖤🌙🐺🤍 with all my love ....... #anon #answered #wah... i am so ☹️💗

[chateautangerine]

@goldfanged for: send “📔” to read an entry from my muse’s diary about your muse (accepting)

He came to me as wakefulness teething on the corners of a dream, and we met in the parking lot by old Santori’s where I found flowers on the ground — the remains of lost love.

Dark hair, Irish coffee;

Thick eyebrows, bushels of thistle;

Unusually tall, 6’4”-6’6”; 

Four gold teeth;

A scar along the side of his neck. I imagine the horn of a great bull cleaving into him and of hooves against earth. Matador.

Below the rainclouds, he looked to be the Undertaker with his dark mane but eyes rampant and savage with loveliness.

His name is Theo.

Stay strong, matador.

[ another passage ] 

I’ve boned up reading the dictionary and cleaned a glass of gin. Theo is odd. He disappears in the night like a werewolf.

Little red riding hood...

Here's a passage for you:

Under the wide, glowing eye of a merciless moon he bellowed as his bones crunched and his hair thickened and spread until he was clothed in it. The evening sun declined before him beyond an endless swale and the dark fell here like a thunderclap, his crouching body snapping among the crickets and the gnashing weeds. This was his becoming. A thing that can not come back. He hunted a nearby town with its mudshacks and domes until there was not a soul save he, and he was lost of himself and not again in all the world's turning would he return for upon the dawning of the east, he found he delighted in it, and he did not weep.

Although I doubt he'll tear into anyone. Why won't he call me?

[ another passage ]

Theo tells me he used to be in love. Or maybe I asked him - although I can't rightly say why.

He sounded torn up about it — I believe he's still in love with whoever left him by Santori's. Speaking of: why do I get the feeling he sees through me? Does he see through me? He's very perceptive — and never tells what's on his mind.

I'm fond of him. Very much so.

#goldfanged #( ct: asks. ) #( ct: memes. ) #hope u appreciate my attempt at the royal te//nenbaums art #cliff did NOT draw that btw #also ofc he doesnt know theos a 🐺 ofc #but i just imagined theo as a feral bloodthirsty one..

[muralmxse]

👫 - for Draculaura and Clawd

Send a 👫and I’ll write four headcanons I have about our muse’s relationship || [ Accepting ]

For @strcngered || Clawed Hearts (Clawd x Draculaura)

Clawd is a good listener. And not just for his high senses. He always made sure to remember important things the best to his abilities. He always listens to Draculaura whether she's rambling about her day or more important things such as her allergy to garlic and phobia to meat.

Draculaura didn't quit playing SKRM. She was eager to play as a substitute cause she enjoyed the game despite her timid start. Clawd always made sure to help her out with new techniques, especially when she gets her powers.

Since the Valentine incident, Clawd knows now that sentimental gifts are more meaningful that what was on sale. He also made sure to not let anyone's approval get to him because it's about what Draculaura thought of him.

Surprisingly, Clawd and Laura's parents get along very well... too well at times that it freaks them out. But it was better than have them fighting.

#ic #ask answered #strcngered #meme #deadcanons #ship: clawing hearts #clawd x draculaura #🐺 [ muse: clawd wolf ] 🐺

[chemicalmongrel]

Character Building Question: 35. What is the smallest, morally questionable choice they’ve made?

Learn how to Howl!

// You know, this question was actually a lot harder to think of an answer for than I expected it to be. There is so much massive morally questionable things Vander has done in his life before and after becoming Warwick. To the point where I do not believe there are any "small" ones like that after becoming Warwick.

// However, prior to his transformation, a lot of Warwick's smaller, morally questionable choices happened from the day to day while running the Lanes. Especially when it came to the children he ended up adopting along the way.

// But the smallest?

// If I would have to say, it is probably something he did or said during the early years of raising Violet, Powder, Clangor and Mylo. Something he thought might have been inocuous or innocent. But then later on, days or months, he sees just how massive an impact it had on them.

// In this way, I think a series of small questionable moral decisions he made along the line likely greatly shaped Silco into what they both became during the moment of betrayal.

// It isn't easy to go from rebellion figurehead to protective papa bear, even more so in a town like Zaun.

#🐺 Less Talking... More Biting! - Ask 🐺 #🐺 warwick snack - meme 🐺 #🐺 can't think... don't want to! - headcanon 🐺 #🐺 chemicals at rest ooc 🐺

[svrgic]

(simo) ♤ - What they thought about your muse when first meeting.

back in his university days, sergi was a much more friendly person. not exactly a likeable one but definitely closer to it than he is now. that being said, just having met simó at a meeting to organize protests for catalonia’s freedom made his first impression of the man a good one. overall he just liked to see the drive and determination simó had and thought it enough to become part of his inner circle ( that consisted of him and andrés then ffs they rlly needed some more friends ) within the big group of people in the movement.

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[ursaspecter]

🐺 moon-moon4w00 Follow

Friendly reminder that asking your lycan partner to turn you is incredibly insensitive! Seriously can we retire this trope already? Not only is it just offensive, but no one would ever actually choose this life! Lycanthropy is a curse. Full stop.

🐾 superhowllock69 Follow

Ok user "moon-moon" as if that original meme wasn't created to mock pack nomenclature 🙄

Anyway I'm not gonna touch that internalized lycanphobia with a ten foot pole. Being turned by your partner is something that can be incredibly intimate as long as both parties are consenting and the one being turned is 100% sure they want it. Literally the only downside to transforming once a month is the pain, but midol works just fine. No one with these "lycanthropy bad" takes ever wants to discuss the legitimate positives that come with this "curse" lmao.

🐺 moon-moon4w00 Follow

I'm literally reclaiming moon moon but go off I guess. Anyways turning your partner is absolutely disgusting and morally reprehensible and anyone who does it should be muzzled permanently.

🌜 impawssible Follow

lmao my wife literally saved my life when she turned me but i guess she should be muzzled huh? we run through the woods hunting deer together and can each haul in groceries in one trip now, but nooo she's obviously a danger to society because she cares enough about me to help me when insurance wouldn't cover my medicine

also it was confirmed that the creator of that meme literally makes and sells silver bullets so if you still wanna use moon moon for yourself that certainly is a choice. source: (X)

🦴 pupperoni Follow

I love that instead of naming the more common benefits of lycanthropy, you mentioned that you and your wife can carry all the groceries in one trip. I think that's definitely a positive that gets overlooked far too often and I commend you for speaking your truth, sir

🌜 impawssible Follow

lol thanks but I'm a woman 😅

🦴 pupperoni Follow

🦇 count-fuckula Follow

Plus werewolf blood tastes way better and is as filling as 10 humans 👍

🐺 moon-moon4w00 Follow

Oh my GOD you vampblr freaks will just flock to anything. It clearly says "vamps DNI" in my bio!

🐾 superhowllock Follow

lmaoooo of course you're a vampire exclusionist

🌕 daddy-fenris Follow

wasn't OP the same guy who said fursuits were offensive to lycanthropes and doxxed a werewolf fursuiter?

🐺 moon-moon4w00 Follow

They ARE offensive and harmful to this community and I'm tired of pretending they're not. They perpetuate harmful depictions of what a humanoid wolf is actually like.

🌜 impawssible Follow

me when I dox someone for making candy colored animal costumes that look nothing like what a real werewolf does

🦴 pupperoni Follow

K

🌕 daddy-fenris Follow

U

#unreality #werewolf #werewolves #fake post

[haelestorm]

tag drop part one

#tag drop . #࿐ ࿔* 🐺 ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ your reflection can’t offer a word to the bliss of not knowing yourself ⌗ aesthetic . #࿐ ࿔* 🐺 ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ if someone asked me at the end i’d tell them put me back in it ⌗ answered . #࿐ ࿔* 🐺 ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ with her sweetened breath and her tongue so mean ⌗ character study . #࿐ ࿔* 🐺 ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ the blood is rare and sweet as cherry wine ⌗ dash commentary . #࿐ ࿔* 🐺 ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ the sky set to burst ; the gold and the rust ⌗ dash games . #࿐ ࿔* 🐺 ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ when nature unmakes the boundary the pillar of myth still stands ⌗ edit . #࿐ ࿔* 🐺 ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ crumbs enough for everyone ; old and young are welcome to the meal ⌗ headcanon . #࿐ ࿔* 🐺 ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ all the fear and the fire of the end of the world ⌗ main verse . #࿐ ࿔* 🐺 ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ throw enough rope until the legs have swung ⌗ memes . #࿐ ࿔* 🐺 ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ i’ve been fed gold by sweet fools in abu dhabi ⌗ mentions . #࿐ ࿔* 🐺 ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ darling there’s a part of me i’m afraid i will always be ⌗ moodboard .

[hellcmrwolf]

tag dump

#🐺 the reason i punched a hole in wall back home | HEADCANON #🐺 this is bloody knuckles; i’ll show you how to play | ABOUT #🐺 as soon as i pull up on you scare you like a skeleton | INTERACTIONS #🐺 put a gun up to my face so i’ll fucking catch a case | ASK MEME #🐺 i bit the fucking apple i’m surrounded by some snakes | MUSINGS #🐺 get fucked for your money; get robbed for your life | INSPIRATION #🐺 ‘cause you look even better than the photos | VISAGE #tag dump

[notlilred]

tag dump.

#🐺 into the woods it's time to go; i hate to leave i have to though || interactions. #🐺 draw the cat eye sharp enough to kill a man || mirror. #🐺 and though scary is exciting; nice is different than good || musings. #🐺 isn't it nice to know a lot; and a little bit not || hcs. #🐺 i should have headed her advice || ask memes. #🐺 not crying wolf i'm pretty sure || tunes. #🐺 the prettier the flower; the farther from the path || queue. #🐺 do not put your faith in a cape and a hood || inspiration.

[lowhowl]

What kind of touch do you possess?

you are home. you are the feeling of lasting peacefulness. it resonates in your bones and stabilizes your surroundings. you like routine and the familiarity of things. it brings you satisfaction to have a grounded life. you want to build something you're proud of and share the benefits with your loved ones. you are the glue of your friends and family and essential to the functioning of the group. others admire your responsibility and how they can rely on you for anything. you are amazing.

#listen. whisper is never around but if you ask her for a favor she'll go on a Warpath to achieve it for you #and if you get into her inner circle she'll fight god for you #🐺 ✧ 🗲 𝗝𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗳𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗶𝘁 - 𝗦𝗼𝗹𝗱𝗶𝗲𝗿 𝗼𝗳 𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗮𝗹 . ▬ DASH MEME

[chrisbangs]

i don't think you realize how cute and endearing you are ☹️ i'd give you the world if you asked actually

#hey HEY!!!!!!! 🥺🥺🥺🥺 #i'm really touched that anyone would say smth like this to meeeeeeee e hwhwjsnsksks I DONT KNOW HOW TO REACT TBHSJDKSMDD #i am famously not cute .. BUT.. this made me feel very squishy 🤧🖤💗 #IM GONNA CRY !!!! #i nearly fell down the stairs reading this help me i am dumb #OP YOURE ENDEARING !!!! 🫶☹️🤍💗 #i do not deserve the world but BUT !!! you're so cute 🫂💗🪐🐺🖤🌙💗🤍 #i'm gonna kick my feet and giggle over this silly little ask you're so sweet #SENDING YOU ALL THE HEART SHAPED MEMES I CAN !!! #sorry i famously cannot take compliments to save my life so i have to resort to funny lil heart memes but #it doesn't mean i don't take it seriously i . JUST SUCK!!!! #but 🥺🤍🤧 this was really cute to read and i'm giving you the BIGGEST hug in the universe ... wahhhh #chans got nothing on my hugs actually 🥱 im the best hugger hm... #giving u a lil kiss and boop on the nose too 🫂🤍 #anon #answered #for me; from you #CUTE OK!!! I HAVE TO SAVE TBIS SO I CAN SMILE AGAIN!!

[gible-love-nibles]

Lineart andd lightbulb?

Content Creator Self Shipper Meme

Lumping this together because they both asked for lightbulb

💡: Pretty sure it’s the D/isney Afternoon group. There are three shows worth of content for ideas, so it’s definitely a deep well.

❤️ Line art: Which of your F/Os do you find the most difficult to draw?

Any I haven’t drawn in like 2 weeks /j

For real, Herlock for his jacket and hat; Hater; and XR.

#i answered the question #ask meme #shadowsinger11 #storm and plunder ⚔️🐺 #oh blathering blatherskite 🦆🤖 #you're not stupid 🐓💪 #love in bloom 🌳🌹 #logic and passion spectacular! 🔎🤎 #numbskull ⚡️💀 #baby you're like lightning in a bottle 🪐🤖

[muralmxse]

[ couch ] - sender rests their head against receiver’s shoulder while they sit beside each other - Draculaura to Clawd

Love Languages || [ Accepting ]

Physical Touch from @strcngered || Clawing Hearts (Clawd x Draculaura)

Clawd called for anyone to take a break for the SKRM team. Some of them eagerly took it while others continued to practice with Robecca as the co-captain. He sighed as he took to the bench to rest. Clawd always loved sports and the thrill of it, but even he can get tired and knew when to bring his claws in.

Soon he felt the familiar tiny figure of his ghoulfriend next to him. The werewolf turned and smiled down at Draculaura who didn't hesitate to rest her head against his arm. She was so adorable, even in her SKRM outfit. Clawd was in awe of how his fang lady took the time to help substitute for the team when she wasn't in Fearleading practice.

Gently as he could, the werewolf manster wrapped his arm around to bring her closer.

       ❝ You're doing great. Remember to take your time out there. ❞

#strcngered #ask answered #meme #love langauges #🐺 [ muse: Clawd Wolf ] 🐺 #ship: clawing hearts #clawing hearts #freaky queue

[chemicalmongrel]

First of all, I am really happy that you got back into rping and are giving me a chance. That means a lot. Now excuse me as I go and absolutely gush about your writing style!!!!

Holy smokes, where do I even start?!

Your writing style for Warwick is so specific, so unique and so interesting! I feel like it would be near impossible to replicate it. It is so immaculate and elegant; it is so precise in what you are trying to say. Which I find extremely fascinating, given that we are talking about a giant wolf monster, and as a Warwick rper myself, I can attest to how much of a headache his dialogue is!

I find it incredible how much depth and nuance, you give Warwick as a character. How he perceives the world, how he physically response to his environment, the way his memories interact with his rage and the tank on his back, even the way his memories are written... There is so much in your writing style, I wanna soak it up and roll in it. It is such a pleasure to read from start to finish.

I feel deeply touched and honoured to write with someone so skilled. Like I said, holy shit! You are that freaking good. Like Godtier Warwick. Aaaaaahhh!!!!

Honest Hearts

// I am glad to see that how I write and try to delineate Warwick has not deteriorated much from when I dropped off the face of Tumblr for a few years. That it does not seem like the way I try and format, characterize and have him interface with the world and those around him don't leave a bad taste in the mouth. Something I am, to be honest, quite worried about happening everytime I make a post or reach out to interact with others.

// I think I am my own biggest detractor in that regard. Holding myself up to a standard that sometimes feels impossible at times, especially when so many people on my dash are phenomenal writers and have a fundamental mastery over their muses. Since I often psyche myself out regarding whether or not it is annoying for me to even try to talk to others. Plot out things or ask if they want to do things.

// Which, to be fair, I think everyone here struggles with so I am not really unique in that regard.

// Am jus' happy to know that someone out there is so enthralled by my portrayal of this old dog to feel so strongly.

#🐺 Less Talking... More Biting! - Ask 🐺 #🐺 warwick snack meme 🐺 #🐺 chemicals at rest ooc 🐺

[svrgic]

35 : justice + temperance

justice: favorite color of rose?

peach or coral. he probably doesn’t know the meaning or what each colour represents so this is based on the fact that sergi thinks the peach and coral coloured roses are the prettiest. it isn’t the ones he’d choose to put on a bouquet and give to someone else, though ( in those cases, he’d likely search for the meaning considering he’s ALREADY putting in the effort to gift someone roses which is not very sergi ).

temperance: can you describe a strange dream you’ve had?

he often dreams of things going wrong. whatever he’s working on at the moment, his current plans or ideas, just every single way those things could fail. that’s likely why sergi finds a different angle and solution for most of those issues. the whole matilde/andrés thing likely happened in one of his dreams too, after he decided he needed to marry and before he picked matilde to be his bride. and, realistically, dreams being naturally weird and all, sharks. just random sharks. sharks on meetings with him wearing suits, sharks helping babysit one of his godchildren and likely losing one of them too. just sharks.

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