when you forget to close the door while using the bathroom
Authorโs Note: this isnโt nsfw, but itโs ~explicit for other reasons. ๐ฝ๐งป๐ฉ #shitposting #literally
when you forget to close the door while using the bathroom
Hashira x Reader, Kamaboko x Reader
Word Count: ~800
CW: explicit language, poop references
~faqs~
Do you even love him ????? ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN?!?!?! ๐ซ ๐ตโ๐ซ๐คข
Haunted by your little gasps for air ๐
Canโt take intimacy srsly for a while
Bc whenever you gasp ~cutely into your kisses ๐ฅฐ
Zenitsu just flashes back to you doing your best to take a shit ๐ฎโ๐จ๐ฅด
Highkey takes it as a challenge ๐
A display of dominance, if you will ๐
Nods in approval (not that you can see him)
And takes ~notes for later (aka yes, he is listening closely ๐)ย
You donโt know it yet
But Inosukeโs already planning his move
Drink a ton of coffee (heโll have to ask Tanjirou how to brew it) โ๏ธ
Eat a ton of dairy ๐ง๐ฅ๐ฆ
Make sure youโre home ๐
Take a shit (w/ the door open, ofc) ๐ค
THATโLL SHOW YOU WHOโS BOSS !!!!! ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ซก
King of the Toilet anyone??? ๐ฝ๐
Wonders why everything sounds louder??? ๐ฌ
A respectful gentleman tho โบ๏ธ
Will go upstairs to avoid the plops ๐ซข
Too bad his hearingโs phenomenal, even when hiding on top of the roof ๐
A little irritated ๐
But whatever
You prob just reeeally had to go
He understands ๐ถ
Will nonchalantly ask you about it the next time youโre out w/ friends ๐คจ
Is getting ignored for the rest of the night worth it? ๐
Kinda ๐ฅฒ
Obanai has regrets ๐
Can smell the situation from a mile away ๐
Tbf, closing the door wouldnโt have helped much ๐ฌ
Has to contemplate whether itโs worth embarrassing you over
Like, does he gently ask, โLove, would you mind closing the door?โ
Or does he wince grin and bear it
Unfortunately, the toilet paper he would use to plug up his nose is currently unobtainable ๐งปโน๏ธ
Should he just knock himself out for now? ๐ค
Youโd prob be upset if he didnโt wake up in timeโฆ ๐
Hmโฆ ๐
๐ต <โ Tanjirou inhaled too deeply
โBAAABE, YOU FORGOT TO CLOSE THE DOORRR!!!!!โ ๐ฉท๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Giggles to herself as the door slams shut ๐คญ
(youโre not mad, but you had to kick it closed bc itโs a lil far from the toilet seat ๐
)
Holds it against you ๐
~
โShinobu, could you get me a glass of water?โ โบ๏ธ
โI donโt know, my dear, could you close the bathroom door?โ ๐
~
โShinobu, I want a kiss.โ ๐ฅบ
โMm, and I want to forget your pooping noises. I guess we canโt always have what we want.โ ๐
Chuckles to himself, at first ๐คญ
And then becomes concerned ๐
Is it supposed to sound like that? ๐
Or take this long?? โน๏ธ
Should he intrude? ๐
Itโs not like thereโs a closed door for him to bust downโฆ
He could just, waltz in-
NO
Internally scolds himself: Bad idea, [y/n] would not appreciate that!
Returns to the drawing board
And settles on a careful (once youโve returned to him), โSo, my love, are your bowels feeling okay?โ โบ๏ธ
๐ง๐๐ <โ you
๐ถ๐ฌ๐ <โ him
โThey just, uh, sounded wonderful earlier?!โ
โNext time, how about closing the door?โ
*Sanemi is casually leaning against a wall near the bathroom entrance*
You shriek ๐ณ
And smack his shoulder ๐ก
โSanemi!!!!! Do not wait outside the bathroom like that!!!!!โ ๐ญ
โDid you wash your hands?โ ๐
โSANEMI!โ ๐
โ... well?โ ๐
You are not amused ๐
He acquiesces ๐
โOkay, okay, I confess, I heard the sink running.โ ๐ค
โI hate you.โ ๐ฅฒ
โBut you trust me enough to shit with the door open.โ ๐ฅฐ
โPiss off.โ ๐
โIโm about to!โ ๐ซก
(bc, yโknow, heโs about to goโฆ pissโฆ ๐)
Doesnโt really mind
Will prob forget to remind you about it later ๐
Until the next time you do it
โฆ
By the fourth incident, Muichiro gives up
If anything, heโs flattered youโre so comfortable around him โบ๏ธ
Altho he is a lil worried about your ability to use a public bathroom ๐ถ
Def uncomfortable ๐
But even more uncomfortable at the thought of discussing ~it w/ you โน๏ธ
Giyuu knows you wouldnโt be upset
Or even embarrassed
You have like, 0 shame, as heโs both lovingly and unfortunately come to learn โบ๏ธ๐ฌ
Which means
If he mentioned it, then youโd likely end up teasing him ๐ซ
โLove me so much, youโve even gotta listen to me poop?โ ๐
*shudder shudder* ๐ญ
(I mean, yes, he does love you that much, but when you put it like that ๐ฅด)
Giyuu settles on hoping that it was a one time mistake ๐ค๐
Good luck ๐
Tengenโs never letting you live it down ๐
Will write out instructions on โHow to Use a Bathroomโ ๐ค
And stick โem on both sides of the door
Step 1: Open the door
Step 2: CLOSE THE DOOR
Step 3: โจDo your thingโจ
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Aahh! I recently received this amazing Luca gift trade from the incredibly kindhearted @beksboys!!! ๐๐๐โจ๏ธ
I'm in love! Beks' breathtaking art brought to life in such high-quality merch is truly magical! They're all so beautiful in person! ๐ญ๐๐
Here are some close-up photos, but my camera does not do them justice!
The pins look elegant with the glistening gold metal lining! And the sparkling glitter makes the rose pins look exquisite! โจ๏ธ
The subtle holographic hearts add such a cute charm to the badges! I think they complement the gentleness of Luca and Alberto's forehead kisses ๐ฅบ๐
Beks' sticker designs are way too cute! ๐ซ I especially love the sticker sheets on the right! Just look at those fish boys swimming so adorably! ๐ฅฐ
I'm really grateful that Beks sent two of them! Now I can use one for my water bottle and keep the other nice and pristine!
Luca and Alberto embracing each other! ๐ The acrylic charms have a stunning rainbow effect that seems to glow in the light! I have them hanging in my room, and when the light hits them... Bellissimo! ๐ค๐
~*~*~*~*~
I'm so thankful to Beks for gifting me her wonderful Luca goods!! I've been looking forward to buying them from her store, so it feels surreal to hold them now!
I'm super happy and proud to add them to my Luca collection! They've become some of my most precious treasures! ๐๐๐
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We hope this letter finds you well, Ana!
Prince Yves did intend so send some baked goods with it but, err, unfortunately as of yet the teleportation of inanimate objects has not been invented so we have returned them to his care so that he may give them to you personally.
(Please note if you did not request this letter it may have been requested for you on the behalf of someone else! All of our requests for someone else remain anonymous.)
Sweet Ana,
Did you sleep well last night? You better have eaten breakfast well, too, or I'll be cross! You're probably smiling to yourself right now happy that I'm concerned about you, aren't you?
Well, isn't it natural for me to fuss the person I treasure most? Especially when I can't be there to look after you myself.
I've sealed a long lasting magic spell in this letter for you so that whenever you need my love and confidence, it is there for you. Don't let it go to waste, okay? My magical spells always work!
Listen, don't push yourself too hard. You have a habit of doing that. It's okay to take time for yourself if you need it... you have to look after yourself so that when I'm with you again you're in the perfect shape for me to pamper you endlessly.
Got it?
In case you didn't get it yet... I love you, okay?
Yours
Yves Kloss
the fact that this is exactly what i needed to hear today ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฉท๐๐๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฅฐ
i kinda did not have breakfast properly, but iโll try to eat better at lunch ๐ญ and iโll take care of myself too ๐ญ iโll try not to push myself too hard!!
i love yoooouu so so so so much ๐ฅบ๐
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hi keri !!! i hope youโre doing okay! i just wanted to drop a f/o recommendation!
for some reason i feel like maybe youโd like boothill from honkai star rail?? we only have a little bit of info on him currently, but!!! .. heโs a space cowboy who does bounty hunting, and a cyborg (smth happened in his past, and now his head is the only human part left..). he swears to punish the wretched by any & all means!! (he would def protect u, his lone star encountered in the cosmos!! wholeheartedly!!) but for the silly part !! someone tampered with his synesthesia beacon and now, like a filter, any swearing gets turned into sweet, cutesy words (exโฆ little baby, i love you LOL๐ญ๐ญ)
heโs pretty righteous!! just so long as his bottom line isnโt crossed. and a somewhat of a gentleman i feel like?? (would.. 11/10 kiss ur hand..) despite being a wanted outlaw, and his appearances and impression of a scary or unruly guy, heโs actually really reliable and can get along with people pretty easily!! (easy going, fun, personality.. flamboyance and optimism is off the charts.. like the animations from his leaked gameplay say it all!! maybe heโd give back hugs??) also cheesy guyโฆ seems like heโd use nicknames and old metaphors but they definitely work !! surprisingly!!
and uhh thatโs about it!! i think.. kinda went on for a bit, ๐ญ๐ญ sorry about that.. but i wanted to try and tell u all i could on him! ๐
OMG HI HI MEDDLY!!!! I'M SOOO HAPPY TO SEE U IN MY INBOX HI HI HI!!!!! ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ
F/O RECOMMENDATION???? FOR ME???? ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ WUWHUWWH THAT IS SO SWEET OF YOU OH MY GOODNESS!!!!! ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ
I looked up a picture and UM!!!! hello ๐ณ
HI. HELLO. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HELLO ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ
The way you phrased this,,,, he'd protect "his lone star encountered in the cosmos" OOGHOGHG,,,, I'M ALREADY WEAK!!!! and even better, bro I LOVE that he legally cannot say fuck SDFHSDFSDFSLFSDF
I am drinking this all up. oh my gosh. what a pleasant message to come home to!!!! THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ I wuv hand kisses. oogh. i'm so soft for the way you're describing him................... that is sooooooo nice of you to tell me about him!!!! He sounds RIGHT up my alley, and I wouldn't have known about him if you didn't tell me ๐!! I am Looking!!!!! ๐
Giving you the biggest virtual hug EVER thank you SOOO MUCH!!!!!!! ILUSM!!!!!! ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
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