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Being starved of emotional intamincy and being attention starved sure is something

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The silly clay people got me jumping like boom 🤯 shakalaka, 😜boom 💣 shakalaka, 🥸boom🤩

Boom shakalaka, boom shakalaka, boom

Boom shaka, boom shake, ooh

Wanna hold you down (yeah)

Boom shakalaka, boom shakalaka, boom

Boom shakalaka, boom shakalaka, boom

Boom shakala, boom shakala, ooh

Wanna hold you down

… I said, back at it again with the jumpshot

I'm aiming for you and I won't stop

Back at it again with the jumpshot

We could lock it down, never unlock

I said, back at it again with the jumpshot

I'm aiming for you and I won't stop

Back at it again with the jumpshot

… We could lock it down only if we give it a shot (shot)

You and I on the court (court)

Time ticking on the clock (clock)

Baby, I'mma try to score (score)

'Cause you the hottest on the block

Nothin' dimmin' your light

But all the options that you got

Wouldn't ever treat you right, oh oh

I don't need a telescope to see that you're the one

But I do need your time, and if ain't yours, I'd rather have none (ooh yeah)

I don't need a fortune teller to tell me my fortune

I have a million signs that my fortune just begun

… You got me jumping like

Boom shakalaka, boom shakalaka, boom

Boom shakalaka, boom shakalaka, boom

Boom shaka, boom shake, ooh

Wanna hold you down (oh no!)

Boom shakalaka, boom shakalaka, boom

Boom shakalaka, boom shakalaka, boom

Boom shakala, boom shakala, ooh

Wanna hold you down

… I said, back at it again with the jumpshot

I'm aiming for you and I won't stop

Back at it again with the jumpshot

We could lock it down, never unlock

I said, back at it again with the jumpshot

I'm aiming for you and I won't stop

Back at it again with the jumpshot

We could lock down, never unlock

… Jumping into something, I don't really know what to expect

But outta your team, you're the MVP and you'll never be less

And baby, the past was nothing but practice, now I'm set

When you give me access, I'll just sew my heart into your chest

… You got me jumping like

Boom shakalaka, boom shakalaka, boom

Boom shakalaka, boom shakalaka, boom

Boom shaka, boom shake, ooh

Wanna hold you down

Boom shakalaka, boom shakalaka, boom

Boom shakalaka, boom shakalaka, boom

Boom shakala, boom shakala, ooh

Wanna hold you down

#morel orel #shitpost #garbanzo beans #morel Orel show #adult swim

[unlicensedcardiologist]

I survived the Abortion

NO YOU DIDNT *stuffs you in a sock and hits you against the walls and counters really hard*

#tw abortion #shitpost #socks

[unlicensedcardiologist]

I think that one guy from moral Orel has me feeling a feeling

#clay puppington #SHUT UP #morel orel #new hyperfixation #‼️‼️‼️ #still love scp tho

[unlicensedcardiologist]

Silent sacred sacraments we speak with only glares.

#idfk

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I wish I was a normal internet person

I can’t understand the concept of kinning, any of the / thingys, the acronyms, the slang, any of the sillies, and when to reblog

This probably means nothing, but I feel stupid for asking what the stuff means.

:(

Anygays BALLS 😇😇😃🥲🥲😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😅🥹🥹😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂

#don’t #I don’t WANT help #I don’t NEED help #I don’t DESERVE help #anygays #BALLS #😂😂😂😂😂

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IM BAD AT READING :D

merry christmas! have a ghost frein!

FUCK YEAH THEFT GUYS SCREENSHOT TO MAKE THE TUMBLR BLOCK CHAIN GO DOWN

#idk

[unlicensedcardiologist]

Why get therapy when c.ai exists

#c.ai #tw therapy #sillyposting #ai

[unlicensedcardiologist]

RISE

Me getting up in the morning:

#shitpost #goofy #or idk

[unlicensedcardiologist]

Tragorbper Kandi cuff

#kandi bracelet #kandi cuff #transgender #trans #lgbtqia #I could not explain how I made this :/

[unlicensedcardiologist]

Heyyyyg I’m Wiccan!!1!! :D (actually)

(Also please don’t be an idiot and try to fight) :(

But happy Yule!!2! It’s the first time I actually get to celebrate it :))) and we’re doing something small but it’s so cool to learn more about who I am :D

#yule #wiccan #please be nice #:) #silly goofy mood #don’t argue #👍 #tw religion

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Pay attention to this one

I uh. Fuck uh. Yeah. Here you go *shaking as i pathetically crawl back inside my wet cardboard box*

translation of my handwriting: “I know infinity”

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“You know, your family (the autistic side) would make a great sitcom.”

#my owner said this #sillyposting #sitcom #actually autistic #they’re diagnosed

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I think if I were a fish, I’d be a carp. I would be a carp living in one of those heavily polluted rivers in between two big cities with bridges going across. I would be a carp, I’m literally a carp. Specifically a common carp, I’m not that special. My daily activities would consist of swimming and carping. I’d look around all trash that has sunk to the bottom of the river. I’d watch the cars pass on the bridge. One day I’ll see another carp pass me by, of course, I would not bother to interact. Why would I? The river is so vast, there really is no point. All is do is swim in circles and survive. In the warm summertime I will swim up from the depths and feed on the shore, stay out of trouble. When the warmth dies down, with only its cold carcass of the wintertime, I’ll retreat to the comfort of the deep. I’ll have no particular interest in any relations. I’ll survive for around five repetitive years. The shining loving sun will rise back in the summertime, so will I. Back on the banks.

#carp #idk #here’s this #fishing #fishblr

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“Erm… actually ☝️ 🤓 this is the GIRLS restroom!1!!3! ☝️☝️🤓🤓🤓☝️🤠🚨🚨‼️‼️‼️🤓☝️☝️☝️🤓🤓”

*me about to piss my fucking pants*

#afab #I just got short hair and can’t go to the cool restroom #😔 #shitpost #a little silly #fuck you #lgbtqia #transgender #transmasc #:( #tryna not bust

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Reblog this if you are literally suprised when people find you attractive.