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tabbyrocks · 8 months
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you know what i just fucking realized today?
Monoma is just fanon Bakugo. like he is CANONLY how the fandom / Bakugo fans see Bakugo.
He has a serious underlying issue that's the cause of his rude behavior. he respects women, ie, defending Uraraka when EVERYONE was doubting her during the sports fest, and literally looking the opposite direction when that stupid fuckwad tricked the 1-a girls into wearing those cheerleading outfits. he's extremely insecure, and he's actually nice to his classmates.
Bakugo on the other hand was canonly spoiled as a child. he had a god complex that was shattered and that's the closest thing to a reason for his behavior. he simply refused to go easy on Uraraka just because she's a girl but for some reason the fandom makes it waaayyy more than it actually was.
but for some reason the fandom decided that Monoma was the bad one out of the two just because "he's annoying", and writes him as this homophobic, sexist bully who, in reality, is a good fucking character.
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blondeaxolotl · 2 months
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Every time I look at him...
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All I can see is him...
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annoyingblondebracket · 5 months
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Round 1 | Poll 7
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~ Note: This poll is being done out of a genuine love and affection for these types of characters! Please keep that in mind when adding commentary.
Propaganda under the cut!
Miu:
~ HORNY JAIL 1000 YEARS
~ Her title is "The Ultimate Inventor" so she has a big ego at default for being smart enough to be considered an inventor, let alone the "ultimate". Also she's really horny but also easy to fluster, so she makes a lot of dirty jokes at others but will flip if you give her the same attitude back. A good few characters bully her for this, calling her stupid, a cow, and most importantly annoying. I like her though teehee :3
Monoma:
~ He has an inferiority complex and expresses it by being condescending and cocky and people find it annoying but I love it for him. He's always provoking people he doesn't like and being loud and sarcastic but he does it because hes tired of people like him being sidelined for their quirks
~ I like them both, but I think Monoma deserves to get in over Bakugou, because Monoma is more regarded as annoying in-universe (they both got in!)
~ Incredibly smug to the point of waging war on his neighboring class because they get more attention than him and his class. Some of the nicest characters in the series outright hate his guts because of all his posturing and bragging. Even his own classmates need to regularly smack him to get him to shut the fuck up.
~ He's A Lot, lmao. Always getting worked up about the rival hero class at his school because he's got an inferiority complex. He enjoys being a lil shit on purpose and attempting to rile them up with insults, copying their quirks and then mocking them about it, etc (though hardly anyone takes him seriously and his attempts are seen as more comedic and just a little bit of a nuisance than anything else. His classmates (especially Kendou with her big ol chopping hands) keep him in line and it's a full time job lmao.
~ He's loud, and gives 100 percent in pissing off Class 1-A
~ This guy exists solely in the story to cause mild problems. He just shows up, monologues, says something insulting, and then gets dragged off stage by a classmate. He’s a silly weirdo with unearned hubris who sets conflicts off for the main cast, and to his friends he is a guy who simply does not know when to shut up. He is firmly convinced he is the rival anime character when he is literally just some guy. The real rival is also arguably an annoying blond. There’s a lot of them in this story.
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kakusu-shipping · 2 months
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hi there! I just came by to say that I think you're really cool, and we might not share an F/O but we have F/Os from the same family and I just find that to be a fun coincidence /gen. Like, your F/O is Makarov Dreyar, and mine is Laxus 🫶 (I hope it's fine to interact btw, if this makes you uncomfortable in any way I'll immediately back off). I hope you have a very nice day bc you've got great taste and you deserve to be happy 🤠
okay obviously sharing F/Os is my absolute favorite, but do you want to know what my second favorite is?
Sharing media with another self shipper!
ESPECIALLY when they're related to my S/I in some way like you smoocha my grandson?? My little Grand Baybie??? I love you. Makarov loves you. Second grandchild. Another thing to bully Laxus over and maybe you too I love to tease
I had another anon at a time talking to me about their Fairy Tail S/I and I ADORE hearing about it PLEASE anon come tell me about your self ship with Laxus and any Self insert lore you have and send me reference if you have one?? If you want to fdjgkfdj
I hope YOU have a GREAT DAY anon because YOU have amazing taste and deserve to be happy as well!!!
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northlight14 · 2 years
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Yaoyorozu: And what do we say when our actions upset someone?
Shinsou: Fight me!
Kaminari: Hoes mad.
Jirou: Bitch you want to go?
Monoma: All of the above??
Yaoyorozu: No.
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kingchad · 1 year
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Hiii was wondering why is chad charming your favorite character? It’s interesting since a lot of people don’t like him so it’s rare seeing someone who does. Hope I’m not bothering you
i have a paraosocial relationship with him.
haha what it was is that when I watched the descendants 2 premiere, I liveblogged it and I got some messages from another tumblr user that inspired me to write a chadlos fanfic just offhand.
As I got more into the fandom and more into ficwriting, I met one of my best friends, Jack (who also was a Chadlos shipper). He would normally write from Carlos' perspective, so I would write for Chad, and I became super interested in Chad's character specifically and ended up developing backstories and relationships for him in a way that I have honestly never done for another character.
genuinely some of my favorite memories of the descendants fandom are just fucking around with Jack and coming up with different aus and ideas. we have probably about 10 drafts that were never finished (combined), and then like 15/20 aus that never got properly written at all. so with Chad as my favorite, it's this combination of both really liking Chad as a character because I worked a lot at writing him and also liking Chad because he reminds me of this really special time in my life.
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stigmatvm · 1 year
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12 for monoma
12: Animal by Deco*27 covered by Seto Kazuya
"Hey, I'm talking to you, you know! Don't you listen?"
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He looks down from his seat atop the desk, voice sliding right over the chatter of the group of Class A students that had been talking in the hall.
He hops off, past a scolding Tetsutetsu, a step confident and smooth and quiet enough to slip right into the heart of the group, despite sudden protests-- by the time you could argue, he was already there!
His smile is all canines, but at least it doesn't start with an elbow to the head, instead an up-and-down waving of his hand, as if they'd already exasperated him without even knowing how.
"I heard about your little predicament." Well, he had been in the same room as Sero telling Shiozaki about the training he had been doing with Midoriya, and pieced it together with the incident at the joint training exercise. Same thing!
"I can't believe you wouldn't even consider my expertise on the subject. What, is it not good enough for you?" An exaggerated shrug, one that forces Iida to move away, despite his protests.
"I don't know what I expected! Treating those abilities like they're totally separate isn't gonna fix your problem, you know! But I guess that's typical of you protagonist types. It's only a matter of time before you bust your body all up again."
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hellaephemeral · 2 years
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monoma is quickly becoming my favorite, the bakunoma potential after these latest chapters
,,,,,did you get lost kelly? twitter is in that direction *shoves you down a drain*
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emile-hides · 2 years
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heehee!!
1, 12, 21, 40!
1. Who is/are your comfort character(s)?
This is a loaded ask because the answer is a lot and many, I'd say my entire F/O list could count as comfort characters
For the sake of keeping the post short I'll just pick the tops I guess...
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Toshimitsu Kubo from Baka and Test, Koro-Sensei from Assassination Classroom, Ginko from Mushishi, and Neito Monoma from My Hero Academia
They're the ones I fall back on the most, I think, in terms of exhausted and in need of something to watch with a man I love in it. Kazuaki Nanaki from Hatoful Boyfriend also counts, I just didn't want to add a fifth photo.
12. What kind of day is it?
Currently an up at 6:30am with no sleep and a Covid scare kind of day so. A lot could be better. But I got to be on call with my beloved for most the night so that was a plus.
21. Something you’ve kept since childhood?
Everything. I haven't actively ever thrown anything away in my life. My bunk bed, old toys, some clothes, my first blanket. I'm emotionally attached to it all and have no awareness of limited space.
40. Did you have any snacks today?
I'll count "today" as August 11th instead of the currently 6:30am August 12th that it is for this ask.
The answer is no. I barely like to eat actual meals you think I snack? Also there's nothing in the house to snack upon currently.
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sporksaber · 2 years
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Bnha characters I dont like, in order of how much I dont like them.
1. Iida
2. Sir night eye
3. All might
4. Chisaki kai
5. Cami (in fics) and monoma (in canon)
6. The stupid wood guy
7. Best jeanist
8. Whichever character that I meant to rank 5th but then lost track of thought and forgot.
9. Nedzu half the time, aizawa the other half. I dont care if you're traumatized, do your job better.
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dioriya · 17 days
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late night disaster, hitoshi shinsou.
1.03k. fluff. more sappiness. secret relationship things. denki being a gossip. you know.
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a gentle buzz against his arm stirs him from sweet dreams and an even sweeter state of slumber. soft sceneries of gentle hands and picnics in the grass evaporate into thin air as the buzzing becomes persistent, brows furrowing above a dark violet gaze.
patting around the sheets for his phone, he squints at the offendingly bright screen for a moment to let his eyes adjust, wondering who the hell would be so cruel to bother him at…
squinting harder at his screen, he frowns once he checks the time. 2:06 AM blares back at him almost mockingly. christ.
lingering on his wallpaper for a bit—matching ones, something he’d openly say is cheesy but secretly smile at when he’s sure no one’s looking—he unlocks his phone singlehanded and scrolls until he finds who the hell decided to bother him. unopened messages from ‘annoying people’ (monoma, countless 3-B group chats, and people who wanted his number to get closer to others once he’d made the switch to class A) and other people he ‘somewhat tolerated’ (kaminari, the band gc, and so on) illuminate his features until he catches a notification pop up from an active chat.
against his better judgment, he opens it. and immediately regrets it.
kaminari’s excited texting alerts the entire chat of his presence, and soon enough, half of his classmates bombard him with prying questions and sly remarks (and the occasional keyboard smash, but that didn’t count).
hitoshi shifts slightly and exhales, briefly closing his eyes for a moment. less than ten seconds in the chat and he’s already exhausted.
‘soooo,’ kaminari types for a while, gaining his attention once more. ‘i saw two people sneak off to a certain someone’s dorm earlier…’
his heart slowly begins to hammer in his chest as the chat explodes, too many texts for him to account for filtering in before he can register any of them. worst of all, a weight on top of him begins to stir, and hitoshi can officially say his soul has left this plane of existence.
he watches, silent as you lift your head up to bear your surroundings with half lidded eyes, and wills his heart to kindly shut the fuck up. he’s almost certain you can even hear it, gaze knowing when it lands on him and causes a lazy smile to spread across your lips.
“hi, you,” your voice filters out to a tired sigh, sitting up on your knees to stretch your arms above your head, and it’s enough to almost make him forget about the dm disaster occurring in real time.
almost.
“we have a problem,” he says in greeting, and only offers his screen to show when your brows furrow in response. slowly, your eyes widen, and you slump against his shoulder with a quiet groan.
“curse you, kami. he’s so nosy.” your words are muffled into his hair and it tickles against his neck just barely. he makes no effort to move. “you should really do something about that.”
“me?” hitoshi pulls back incredulously, and narrows his eyes at the grin spreading across your lips again. “i’m the one who told you i swore i heard something back there earlier!”
“that could have been anything! everyone knows ua’s like, haunted. past mistakes and ghosts of students aizawa’s expelled.”
he snorts despite himself, and refuses to psychically react to the way you light up at the sound of his laugh. annoying, honestly, how you managed to be so—
a faint ding! breaks his mental stupor, glancing down briefly at his own screen while you pat around for yours. a few of his classmates are still pressing the blond for answers, but surprisingly, he hasn’t relented.
‘it’s totally not my place to say,’ kami wrote. ‘but just know that when everyone eventually finds out, i told you so!’
hitoshi pleasantly resists the urge to bury himself fifty feet below ground level.
“should we tell them?”
he looks up when your voice turns sheepish, teeth sinking into your lower lip nervously. “i mean—unless you really don’t want to. kami probably already knows, and it won’t be long until kirishima knows, and then he’ll probably tell mina, and then mina will tell everyone—”
your hands reach for his and squeeze, strangely reminiscent of the dream he’d been having not too long ago. comforting, reassuring. it makes him sick to his stomach in a completely positive and normal way.
“i just don’t want you to be, y’know. rushed into things. i know you like your privacy, so if this is too much, tell me.”
you smile faintly, epitome of all things good in the wretched and deceiving world, and his heart falls to his knees in defeat. or… whatever.
“we’ll tell everyone tomorrow,” he agrees slowly, and can’t help the small smile that spreads across his lips as well. “during homeroom. hopefully before aizawa comes to class.”
“yeah…”
you both wince at the memory of a previous confession falling flat just as your homeroom teacher crawled into the classroom in a neon pink sleeping bag, scaring the shit out kaminari and effectively blasting out the lights on the entire floor.
shaking his head, he puts his phone on do not disturb and wordlessly beckons you closer, settling into the comfortable position the two of you had donned before and tries to relax. you melt into his arms almost instantly, but poke his side when you feel him tense.
“don’t think about it too much, okay?” arms wrapped around his middle, you squeeze him tight and the gesture is oddly comforting. “actually—think about it this way: you no longer have to kill anyone with your eyes when they talk to me for longer than socially equired.”
once again, his heart falls to his knees… and dies. he had no idea you’d be watching him the whole time. fucking what—
trying to compose himself and the remaining dregs of his dignity, he scoffs and rolls his eyes. “you’re hallucinating.”
“midoriya told me he felt like someone was watching him, toshi.”
well. it’s not like he’d be wrong.
“go to sleep,” he says instead, and hopes you can’t hear the smile in his voice when you laugh and quietly bid him goodnight.
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annoyingblondebracket · 4 months
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Round 3 | Poll 3
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~ Note: This poll is being done out of a genuine love and affection for these types of characters! Please keep that in mind when adding commentary.
Propaganda under the cut!
~ Theseus was an auto-admission and thus has no proganda! However as a Theseus yumejoshi it would be remiss of me to add nothing here, so here’s some of my favourite lines of his <3 Um. For some reason tumblr decided to crunch the quality of these images so take note of that.
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Monoma:
~ He has an inferiority complex and expresses it by being condescending and cocky and people find it annoying but I love it for him. He’s always provoking people he doesn’t like and being loud and sarcastic but he does it because hes tired of people like him being sidelined for their quirks
~ He’s A Lot, lmao. Always getting worked up about the rival hero class at his school because he’s got an inferiority complex. He enjoys being a lil shit on purpose and attempting to rile them up with insults, copying their quirks and then mocking them about it, etc (though hardly anyone takes him seriously and his attempts are seen as more comedic and just a little bit of a nuisance than anything else. His classmates (especially Kendou with her big ol chopping hands) keep him in line and it’s a full time job lmao.
~ This guy exists solely in the story to cause mild problems. He just shows up, monologues, says something insulting, and then gets dragged off stage by a classmate. He’s a silly weirdo with unearned hubris who sets conflicts off for the main cast, and to his friends he is a guy who simply does not know when to shut up. He is firmly convinced he is the rival anime character when he is literally just some guy. The real rival is also arguably an annoying blond. There’s a lot of them in this story.
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kakusu-shipping · 2 years
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Every day I must face myself and admit my favorite character type is incredibly annoying and down right insufferable
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mha-quotes-and-such · 3 months
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Monoma: You're annoying Kaminari, in his head: Enemies to lovers, slowburn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words
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bakugoushotwife · 6 months
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kinktober day twenty-one: impact play kink
>>> this right here is my girl dinner. i need him so so so so so so so so so so so so bad like PLEASE bakugou when you see this baby come home the kids miss you 😢
>>> starring: katsuki bakugou x curvy!f!reader >>>cw: fwb to lovers, impact play through spankings, choking, holding your head down, multiple rounds, breeding, one pregnancy comment, jealous katsuki, degradation, praise. >>>wc: 3k >>> event masterlist
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you were the most annoying person he’s ever met, and that’s saying something. he would willingly dethrone even himself to crown you the biggest bitch in the entire world. maybe it was because you were a foreign exchange pro-hero sent to mingle and visit for relations between japan and your home country—though you’ve far overstayed your welcome. maybe it was because your quirk seemed to give you some air of importance like you were just as good if not better than everyone else, but either way, you were intolerable—at least he tried to pretend you were.
everyone else was eating you up though, as always. kirishima was dumb enough to follow you around with heart eyes, shouto knew how to play it cool enough—but bakugou knew he was vying for your attention. even shinsou and monoma gathered around to gawk at the way your hero uniform clings to your body like a second skin. they should all be embarrassed. you’re assigned to work at his agency anyway—there was no point in sweet talking you. you belong to him. at least, at work—and he hated it.
it was a special layer of hell to have you at his side. you were bossy, bubbly, and absolutely brilliant. your body was irritatingly perfect. his suit was tight too, you know, and raging boners as he carts around his guest was hardly his ideal patrol. you’re unafraid of getting your hands dirty and you’re even less afraid of him—which he lov—enjoys very much. you match his mouth and have never once backed down, which is probably why he’s so perplexed and fascinated and for the lack of better word—or maybe just the right one—obsessed with you.
you’re smart enough to know it, too. you smile extra big when you bring him breakfast every morning and you perch at the edge of his desk just to hear him grumble at you. you let him kiss you and feel your body, but you don’t let him call you his. you aggravate him on purpose, enjoying the way his eye twitches and his nose scrunches before he starts tearing you a new one. you know very well the effect you have on katsuki bakugou, so why do you toy with him like this instead of just ending his suffering?? why do you let your fan club follow you around in his agency when you could be sitting in his lap making out with him in between mountains of paperwork like usual—but no, you’re being way too flirty with kirishima for his liking.
all well and good, they know better than to touch you—at least he thought they did. but clearly monoma has no idea what lengths bakugou will go to to prove that despite your airy behavior—you’re his and his alone.
as soon as he sees monoma’s arm wrap around your waist, he’s standing in front of you, arms folded over his broad chest and arched eyebrow nearly lost between the spiky tufts of ash blonde hanging over his forehead. he’s waiting for you to denounce the behavior—not because he needs you to, but because he wants to see just how far your brattiness goes. you smile at him with those heart eyes, but ultimately choose to say, “hi dynamight. did you need something?”
oh goddamn, he’s fuming. apparently your brattiness knows no bounds. he can feel the steam pouring out of his ears as he grabs onto your wrist, nodding. “yeah—need my bratty little skank in my office right now.”
“ooh somebody’s madddd.” you giggle, though the other heroes seem surprised that he spoke to you that way. all it does is make your pussy tingle—you’re truly shameless and just as annoying as he claims you are. “don’t worry boys, it’s a loving pet name, i promise.”
he doesn’t let you explain further, deciding he isn’t going to chance you misbehaving. he lifts you up with ease, slinging you over his shoulder like a sack of laundry. the gesture gives you butterflies—by no means are you petite, yet he throws you around like you weigh next to nothing.
you dangle over his back, waving goodbye to all the hopeful toys you’ve used as a means to this end—to drive him so crazy he just has to claim you in front of everyone. and thank god this worked.
see katsuki may act like you’re the problem, but he’s no saint. he has women bowing at his feet now that he’s a six foot four two hundred and fifty pound top of the leaderboards pro-hero—not that he gives them the time of day. the problem is, he wants to be private, or in other words, a secret. you’re not down with that. the paparazzi follow you regardless, what difference does it make if the world knows? it only gives you the right to crush those rude bitches that went to school with bakugou that try to sing their praises now. fans are fans—you hate the other sidekicks and heroes and friends that eye him right in front of you—all because no one knows that you’re a thing.
so if that’s how he wanted to play, you’d make sure you won.
though winning is subjective, and bakugou clearly thinks he’s coming out on top. he stomps to the elevators with you hanging off of him like an accessory, but his anger still bubbles over his face. he grimaces at his peers, his firm grip on your ass should be enough to send a message but he won’t be done there. no, he won’t stop until your screaming is bouncing off every wall of his agency or until he has to pay fines for noise violations and workplace harassment. he won’t stop until you’re broken of your behavior.
the elevator doors aren’t open all the way before he’s sliding out of them, grumbling about your behavior.
“are ya fuckin’ dumb, princess?” he shakes his head, palming your ass. “wh’kinda man ya think i am? just gonna let my bitch flirt with some fuckin’ extras in front of my face? you must not know me very well.”
“big talk, hot shot.” you huff, your voice vibrating a little with each heavy step he took towards his office. you repress your giddiness. “finally change your mind? you want people to know i’m yours now, huh?”
you’re clever. he’ll have to give you that. in his rage, he hadn’t noticed that he all but confirmed those workplace rumors—that this will leak to tmz in a few hours anyway and all his moping and sneaking and stewing over you was pointless. because in the end he is a beast of nature, and can’t handle anyone having even a fraction of what’s his. this is as close as they’ll ever get, he thinks to himself as he shoves you over his desk—not patient enough to fiddle with the zipper of your hero costume. he is a strong enough man to pull it apart though, shredding it to pieces and grunting in approval of your nakedness before him.
“yeah smartass, i changed my mind. gonna make sure everyone knows yer mine.” he groans, so many ideas of how to get you wailing and declaring your love for him rush to his mind. you’re biting your lip already, hoping he has you bent over like this for a reason. you hear his gauntlets clank together on the ground, and you wiggle your behind in the air excitedly.
“don’t threaten me with a good time, daddy..” you giggle, throwing that out to help your case. he knows you’re still bratty, not nearly worn down enough to be his babbling baby girl just yet. he smirks anyways, clever all on his own. his eyes focus on those perfect globes of your ass jiggling before him. you love his hands on you, warmed with his quirk with just enough spark and pressure to turn you to mush in just a few minutes. coincidentally enough he loves turning your ass into a custom painting of his own doing—and you get so noisy when he spanks you, that it’s clearly the best option.
“i’m not threatening, skank.” he pops your ass once, just a touch of warmth to your skin. you jolt forward, humming at the pleasant buzz. “tryin’ to get me all worked up in front of my friends?”
“oh they’re your friends now? i thought they were just extras.” you taunt, stretching your arms out in front of you to lay your face against the cool wood of his desk. his hand grows warmer and a little harder as it hits your ass in the same spot as before, a matching one falling to your other cheek within a second. it makes you squeal out a bit in glee, the sting was addictive.
“both, depending on how i feel—mouthy brat.” he huffs, though he is admittedly amused. he relishes your sweet little moans as he smacks your skin in rapid succession, his hands steadying their heat with each collision. as he smacks harder, your skin broken and bruised in the shape of his hand—you still moan in pleasure, getting louder the harsher he got. “this is all my little whore wanted hah? not’ta be able to sid’down all day?” he chuffs happily, giving you three more harsh smacks in a row, all to the same spot. you’re whining at the top of your lungs, making him smile successfully.
“mhm! yes daddy—jus’ wanted your attention~” you purr, his ownership of you bouncing off the walls and hopefully echoing downstairs to those shitty betas who put their hands all over you—kirishima would be dealt with separately.
his hands are so hot and blistering, the force enough to physically ripple your fat cheeks. it makes tears spring to your eyes and you shake your head in submission, throwing in the towel as your skin welts up before his lidded eyes. he slides warm fingers between your legs, swiping at your cunt. he cackles at the slick dribbling down his fingers when he pulls away.
“soaked. geezus, just from fuckin’ whoopin’ ya.” he licks his teeth, thinking of all the ways he could take you against his desk, but decides to start with a little reprieve for you. his suit is peeled back effortlessly, curved hard on gathering all the slick that littered your thighs and dripped from your pretty hole. “ain’t even gotta finger ya open, bet my greedy princess has been plannin’ this all day, hah?”
you can’t restrain your confirming giggle, your head already in the clouds just from his handling. it was moderately embarrassing how easy it was for him to work you up, but he supposed that was some sort of payback for how easily you consume his every waking thought—and some of the sleeping ones too.
he chuckles, kicking your legs a little wider so he can take you just like this. you gasp in excitement, smiling greedily as his tip catches on your clit before dipping to your entrance and back again. he played your game, so you could play his and beg like he wants you to.
“stop teasin’ me daddy.” you pout, tossing him that soft stare over your shoulder—the very same one that makes his heart stop each and every time. it will never get old, clearly. “please…been wet for you all day.” you bat your lashes.
fuck, you’re getting it. he puts his hand on the back of your neck and pushes your face to the desk, slipping his girth in your puckering hole without any ceremony. his other hand wraps under your hip to keep you from collapsing as you squeeze down and adjust to him like it’s the first time you’ve ever experienced his length splitting you open. you gasp for breath, straight hot fire melting into a tingling warmth requiring all your concentration.
“oh what’s a matter brat? goin’ quiet on me.” he grins his satisfaction, drilling into you without remorse. you feel him bumping against your womb, tearing at that entrance that he shouldn’t have access to. it hurts, he’s drilling you into jelly and you can only grab at the desk in a vain effort to ground yourself.
on command, your voice returns to you. you cry out your pained pleasure, nails scraping at the desk as every drag of his cockhead against your cervix had you tearing up. you can’t form words, and he doesn’t care. it’s too delicious—you’re too fucking tight for him to control himself, there’s just no way he could hold himself back when you’re so loud and absolutely drenched just to make all this easier on him. he angles one of your legs up on the desk, turning his curved shaft towards your spongy relief. your moans are even sweeter, heat flooding every sense in a mixture of something natural and something influenced by your lover’s quirk.
“yes! yesyesyes ohmygod yes daddy!” you scream, your throat ached from the sheer power behind it, your pretty little pussy kept fluttering around him as it stretches to fit him.
“better not cum. yer gonna hold it.” he commands, smacking some of that tender skin from earlier. you nearly fold at the impact, you whimper at the outrageous demand, shaking your head quickly to tell him you couldn’t possibly hold this back—the way he abuses your cunt was too intense to control your response. “if you cum—“
you can’t listen. it was all his fault anyway—fucking you like that and expecting you to be able to do anything but cream all over him.
“dumb brat.” he sighs, eyes fixated on your drooling hole leaving a pretty white ring of your essence along his shaft and coating his dark pubes. he shoves some of the extra shit off his desk, shoving you all the way on it once it’s barren. he puts you on your back like you’re a doll to position—holding your legs straight in his massive hands. you wince when your ass contacts the cold wood, “ya coulda got off easy—you just keep makin’ it hard on yerself.”
you mewl as he pins your hips to the surface below, his palms splayed across your abdomen—making every poke of his rod feel that much more intense. you grip his forearms; you were nearly crying already—then katsuki moves his hand to your clit, using the heel of his palm to send you into overstimulated jerks. “now you better learn to fuckin’ listen ‘r i’m cummin’ in that trashcan beside ya.” he snorts.
you cry out at the threat, nodding your understanding. what an evil thing to say—he knows you feel that much more complete after getting his load—like he’s giving you all his love and trust without him having to say a thing at all. you can’t let him take away your favorite part, so you clench your thighs and try to think about anything other than the beautiful ridges of his cock sliding in you like you’re nothing but a sleeve for him to use. you try, but his raspy grunts and groans in your ear keep you wailing and clawing at him desperately.
“can’t hold it daddy—too good! too much, pleasepleaseplease~” you cry, eyes screwed shut tight in pleasure as your body bounces around him with every devious pump of his cock. you feel so good to him, every clamp of your walls has him wondering how he hadn’t busted all up in your shit anyway.
“fine. now.” he orders, feeling the rush of your release and his control over you all in the same moment. it’s exhilarating, and you’re so picture perfect that he’s filling you up seconds later, his threat earlier as empty as they come. this was his pussy, and he would fuck it stupid and full and then send you back downstairs to your stupid fan club.
he stays hard, fucking into you relentlessly. hearing your sopping wet cunt squelch from being so full of his load combined with your elicit high pitched moans kept him thrusting like he hadn’t just reached one end.
“think you were getting off that easy, my little skank princess?” he mocks, dragging your limp body to the edge of the desk to give him full control of your hips. “i wanna hear how loud you can go. gonna fill this greedy little cunt up again.”
you nod, feeling his length shove everything deeper—cum so far down you’re sure you’re pregnant already. you wail your sensitivity, a mess of babbles and broken sobs. even as spent as you are, your gorgeous face twisted with satisfaction and your lips still called for him so perfectly. his hand finds it’s way to your throat, curses rolling past his own curved lips at the sputtering breaths you take as your moans turn to squeals. it doesn’t take much more than that, his second spurt just as heavy as his first. he uses his grip on your hips to hold you still, your legs a shaking mess as you went numb a while ago. he stills in you, chest heaving from all his hard work, but he watches you with a satisfied grin.
“gotta set a clothes you can wear. can’t clean up that pussy though—gotta show that off before we go home for round three.” he grunts, kissing your jawline roughly—saving your lips for last. he’s tender here, holding your face in his hands like he’s holding a delicate flower. “want them to see ya all fucked out. ‘s the only way they ever will. ‘m feelin’ generous.”
you struggle for your breath, rolling your eyes at him. you don’t mind the notion—you don’t care if pictures show up in the magazines the next day. all you care about is being his—and winning. though, it’s plenty safe to say you did
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that one MonoKiri you did, i can't go back after that i need you to elaborate on them please it's for ... research yeah im sure
Kirishima consistently looks at monoma like he’s the most annoying person on the planet, and I think that’s beautiful
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He’s the nicest guy out there and he just can’t stand monoma at all <3
Lol but other than that, I feel like they’ve had similar sort of doubts about themselves? Especially insecurities surrounding their quirks, but I also get the sense that they share a lot of ideals and they both care a lot about those they’re close to. I really feel like their personalities would mesh well if given the chance! Kind of similar to his relationship with bakugou, I think kiri could really vibe with monoma and his more eccentric traits, and I think kiri’s positive attitude would win monoma over too
I’ve joked about them being enemies to lovers but to me it’s like a mutual “the guy you find really annoying is actually kind of chill once you talk to him” to friends to lovers
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