#because he sucks

[yellowocaballero]

mcu peter parker vs miguel o'hara is nepotism baby vs other much weirder nepotism baby

NO JOKE JAKLDSF

Yeah, I make fun of MCU Peter, but Miguel "I got scouted early and especially picked to advance quickly through the megacorp and recieved personal attention from the VP because I'm just that great" O'Hara is a) so much worse and b) so much more annoying about it. Bright side is Miguel steals Evil Corp from his dad and then proceeds to vindictively run it into the ground. Socialist king. Peter take notes.

I don't know why Miguel didn't go IMMEDIATELY to the tabloids with the "bastard son of Evil Corp VP tried to addict his son to drugs" story, but maybe Miguel prefers direct action and takes care of his problems himself (kill his dad). Miguel's story arc involves being a member of Evil Corp and trying to save lives, becomes a cult leader and has Marx forcibly dictated to him by Thor worshippers as he tries to escape yet another guy trying to smack him with a DCMA claim, and then engages in praxis by killing capitalists and neoliberals. Great character arc over the series where becomes better and also somehow a lot worse.

Anyway, I think in a time travel situation Peter would have a conspiracy theory that Miguel is an immortal vampire who is secretly using Tony's genetics laboratory to make everybody else into vampires (Miguel has red eyes and fangs in the comics, because he was made in 1994 and he is fantastic). In 2099 Mobius is the patron saint of several small Eastern European villages and the vast majority of Finland, so Miguel takes this as a compliment. He goes by Miguel Ojeda, because he hates all three of his parents.

I have actual legitimate theories for Miguel's appearance in ITSV but I think the funniest possibility is that Miguel involves himself in inter-dimension saving, but the minute a portal opens up back to 2099 (probably 2/3ds of the way through this fake movie or comic) he walks straight through and goes back home, leaving everybody else to do all the work. This happened in the comics. Everybody extends sympathy that he lives in a dystopia. He thinks everybody else lives in an unlivable hellpit because their universes contain libertarianism. And/or smartphones, much in the same way if I stepped inside a utopia without internet I would turn around and walk right out. Somebody tries to explain democracy to him, which he also finds statistically and scientifically inefficient. They should have Doom as a "president" like in 2099. He makes the trains run on time.

#my asks #yes doom became “president” in the comics and miguel wondered if he should be worried about this #before shrugging and going home #sm99 does have a lot of kinda lame soap opera plotlines like the secret villain dad thing #in sm99 fashion it was dumb and explained a lot and opened up some interesting plotlines #it is so weird about its soap opera plotlines #theres a love triangle with his fiance and exgf #who #can't stress enough #he cheated on his ex gf with his current fiance who was his brother's gf #because he SUCKS #except the author i think was like 'wait the exgf is a way better character' #and killed her off so he got together with the exgf kinda #like. its weird comic #both better and worse in theory #miguel o'hara #spider-man 2099 #miguel o hara

[lesbicosmos]

dead poets characters as astronomical objects

except some of these only make sense to me

Neil - The Sun

i feel like this one's more obvious, he's warm and bright and without him, everything else wouldn't work right and would fall apart

most importantly though, he's a star <3

Todd - The Moon

he's poetic and beautiful and kind of lonely. he reflects the light of the sun and is almost dependent on it to be noticed.

(also him and neil together make an eclipse <3)

Charlie - Mars

one of the less explainable ones, charlie just is mars

mars is named after the roman god of war, charlie's a fighter

he's bright and stands out amongst the crowd

Meeks - Sirius

he's the brightest star in the sky, always trying to help and guide others

Pitts - Orion's Belt

he's nearly always visible and is one of the brightest stars in the sky

hes always pointing towards sirius - wherever you see him, meeks is always nearby as they're so inseparable

Cameron - Pluto

he's the one who doesn't really fit in the group as well as the others and tends to get excluded. when he is included, he tends to cause a lot of debate

Keating - Comet

he's very bright and clear in the sky, and while he may not be there long, the impact he has on people leaves a mark.

Chris - Earth

she's extroverted, energetic and full of life. everyone knows she's beautiful but some people (ahem. knox.), despite claiming they love her, don't listen to what she wants or needs

Ginny - Venus

she's beautiful, one of the brightest objects in the night sky, the goddess of love and victory

she never appears too far from the sun (can you tell ginny and neil's friendship is everything to me)

anyway this is what bored me comes up with, it probably makes no sense but its right to me 😭

#then neils dad is a black hole #because he sucks #:) #dead poets society #dps #anderperry #neil perry #todd anderson #charlie dalton #knox overstreet #stephen meeks #gerard pitts #mittsie #richard cameron #john keating #chris noel #ginny danburry #chrisginny #im obsessed with space rn can u tell

[thexcricket]

Soooooo disgusting how he always does this. Fukuchi looks at all these fatherless bitches and is like I will praise them and tell them they’re special and needed in order to manipulate them. HE KNOWS WHAT HES DOING. He did it with Tachihara and he tried it with Jouno here, he even tried to do it to Akutagawa on the boat.

But also it’s so interesting to me that he keeps asking them to join him first (while being very prepared for them to say no). Like with Jouno it certainly makes sense, but he asked Akutagawa too.

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd jouno #bsd fukuchi #it’s so sickening #i hate him #but also i’m sort of obsessed with him #i wish it weren’t this way #i just think people are sleeping on how INTERESTING this character and his motivations are #because he sucks #which is fair but still #bsd s5 #bsd s5 ep5

[kylixproductions]

Remember when Euripides just changed the Medea myth so she killed her children instead of the Corinthians? What if we just did that again to make Agamemnon look even worse? Gods I hate him.

#ancient greek #literature #euripides #the orestia #theatre #greek theatre #the odyssey #the iliad #tragedy #ancient greek mythology #i dont know how tags work #help i want to seem cool on tumblr #i just really hate agamemnon and I want to find other people who agree with me on this #because he sucks #he killed his eight year old daughter #ok i know she wasnt eight but what if she was? wouldn't that be even worse? #im changing the story so Iphigenia was eight brb #Kassandra2023

[canonically47]

this reel i saw is basically yandev presenting us with a new yansim update every now and then

#bro is onto NOTHING ‼️ #what is bro waffling about #yandere simulator #yandere dev #determined to fill the yandev tag with yandev hate #because he sucks

[5ivebyfive]

…………..fuck Vlatko.

#uswnt #wwc23 #wwc 2023 #my ladies crying #because he sucks #and now all the haters will be justified #and I have to listen to it #they’re laughing at us #I can’t #I knew we’d go out at some point #I was prepared #but now #the disrespect will be worse #I don’t think other countries know #how much disrespect our team gets #from our country #it’s bad #this is gonna be bad #these ladies deserved better #than fucking vlatko #I can’t wait to hear that he’s let go #I will rejoice #and feel some peace #someone cheer me up please #I just……can’t

[dedecorus]

Dishonored, 2012

Portraits by Anton Sokolov, in situ

#dishonored #dh1 #dishonored 1 #video game #game photography #screenshot #picture #mine #dunwall #anton sokolov #sokolov portraits #sokolov paintings #interiors #game design #apart from burrows #because he sucks #also i can only do 10 pictures at once #and i like him the least so #the outsider #daud #i think daud's is actually my favourite #but how did sokolov paint him #did daud contact sokolov and say #yo paint me i'm well important #we will never know

[footprint-in-the-snow]

just a collection of some of my favourite lyrics

#the 1975 #noacf #at their very best #iliwysfyasbysuoi #a brief inquiry into online relationships #he fucking gets it #and i hate that #because he sucks

[biteyourcrush]

The door to Hope’s room slams open, and then shut just as loudly as the witch in question flops onto her bed, outfit only mildly singed.

“I swear I’m going to file a fucking complaint with the Guild of Calamitous Intent- there are PROPER FUCKING CHANNELS for becoming someone’s “arch nemesis”, DMITRI- I’m fucking sick of this shit!”

Someone get this girl some boba and a masseuse.

#ic #evocation specialization : hope halko #GETTING BACK ON SOME OF MY OWN COVEN LORE HERE! #one of the many facets of why their life is like a tv show: the villains have a union #with rules on who gets to arch which heroes depending on equal skill and power level #and dmitri DEFINITELY doesn't follow those rules one bit #because he sucks

[roninkairi]

You can only reblog this today.*

*PLEASE READ THE TAGS

#adventure time #finn the human #if you are reading this #please be aware this is a joke #this was a random thing tound on Facebook #and no finn really didn't say that #so go ahead and reblog it #just don't take it seriously #some of the people who reblogged this overreacted #so I feel compelled to add these tags to call them out on it #like seriously #chill out dudes #maybe eat a taco or two #tacos are life #so are burritos #ok this is running its course #david zaslav can suck it #i just felt like adding that because he is a douche

[ghostmadewithlove]

inon zur is such a fucking hack has he made a single good soundtrack in his life?

#i know the answer already its no #because he sucks #ghostly wails

[aguadyne]

my new luggage set came fast as fuck i ordered it like two days ago it was supposed to come on the 20th and arrived today they were hauling ass

#needed a new one because my brother broke the wheels and zipper on the family one and didnt replace it #because he sucks

[intotheelliwoods]

he fell.....

#2 arms left #rottmnt #listen. #hes got this real big round shell. #at least according to my artstyle baha #dw hes all good <3 #rise leo #leonardo hamato #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #practicing csp.............................. #I may or may not have started a whole 2 minute animation............. #if you dont hear from me for weeks btw thats why I got sucked into the 2 minute long animation GRIND #that i cant even post..... #when its finished..... #because its spoilers..............................

[sabanmoon]

its really funny how even tiny conversations with my father make me totally spin out and self destruct. He is so poisonous, like the human equivalent of cyanide. I really need to find a way to completely cut contact with him asap.

#I needed to ask for my w2s that are back at home #and it became a big thing #because he sucks #i wish hed just die honestly #but what can i do

[obscureenthusiast]

-Brutus and as many as 60 co-conspirators, circa March 14th, 44 BC

#ides of march #would you believe that I created this image all the way back in january STRICTLY BECAUSE I HAVE THAT MUCH BEEF WITH CAESAR? #this was created because he insisted that the Rhine was the border between Gaul and Germany #just so he could declare that he'd 'conquered' Gaul #but there's very little evidence that the peoples living in those places even viewed the Rhine as a barrier between lands #and their continued fighting against rome along that border line could indicate that they were in fact #attempting to reunite lands occupied by foreign invaders #anyway fuck you caesar i hope your triumph sucked ass #and that everyone who ever made bald jokes about you found idk a denarius in their pocket unexpectedly #yes i'm retroactively wishing dead people good and ill i'm complicated like that

[autiacorart]

giving you this connor

#dbh #detroit become human #dbh fanart #dbh connor #rk800 #pose done with reference because i suck ass at art #i don't know what my connor even is he always looks different