this art is old as shit. like 4 years old, maybe older. but this is Tom. he is, clearly, an eyeball. something something i had a story about monsters and demons and angels and he’s a monster and he’s a train conductor. he hates his job and he’s a grumpy 50-something year old. but yeah. HE is lukewarm water in a fancy wine glass. i love him. i dont even like that story anymore but i love this guy in particular always.
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Hello. I come in peace.
Good morning (or whatever timezone)
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found this in my downloads
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me: I need to forget this
me: *forgets it*
me: "no why did I forget it I hate forgetting"
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The creator of squid game spending years trying to get his point across that exploiting the poor and desperate for entertainment is bad watching netflix make a spin off of his fictional series where they in fact exploit the poor for entertainment
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Why did I only find out today that the “I think we need to kill this guy meme” was a fucking Steven Universe vs Hitler comic?????
I was just caught so off guard by this
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y'ever get haunted by the fear you will never write anything as beautiful as the US Steel Pipe Works Slag Dump Youtube Comment cuz hoo boy i sure do:
shoutout to you, youtube user mrc109, wherever you may be today
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after patrolling, unwinding in a diner somewhere ...
throw the man a bone batman geez
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there is something so darkly comical about tumblr potentially outliving twitter
tumblr, which is held together with duct tape and madness, run by three raccoons in blood stained Yahoo! hats and a handful of crabs, its only discernible source of income the sale of shoelaces from an inside joke so inside no one knows the original source anymore and fake blue checkmarks... that website still lives on
truly the cockroach of social media and I love it for that
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Who made trig I need to kill them
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Rolling up to the knight's guild in a chainmail brayette and low-cut mail chausses watching my fellow knights visibly fluster under their helmets as their gaze follows up to my maille voider scandalously worn without a breastplate
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I’m strangely confident in my ability to locate a cow in 2 hours or less. I’ve never tried but I could.
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critically consume my problematic dick and balls
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i'm very picky about tv shows, but my pickiness has only an incidental relationship to whether or not a show is "good". it needs to scratch a particular itch in my brain at the right moment. do i know what the right moment is? no. do i know what the itch is? also no. i can be relied upon to get instantly bored of 85% of tv shows and then turn the remaining 15% into a central facet of my personality for 3-5 business months and even i am incapable of predicting which one it'll be ahead of time.
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rough night
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