pov ur bestie saw that ur hand was within Grabbing Range and LUNGED at that opportunity (breaking u out of ur Bad Thoughts Spiral and grounding u with how silly he is)
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Can we talk about the fact that 999th turns’ Lee Hyunsung successfully Secretive Plotter’d himself. Like he became an Outer God and then pretended to be his own past self’s sponsor for a while and nothing bad happened. rip to SP but he's built different
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And for the holidays I give you memes! Memes everywhere!
I hope that all of you are having a wonderful time, but if not, I at least hope these silly doodles brought you a little joy!
I'm going to keep this short and sweet today, so to round this of: These doodles are based off of the fanfic Apex Polarity, which is written by the lovely @naffeclipse and Eclipse' design is based off of @themeeplord 's fantastic design!
And as a bonus, you will find an alteration and a bunch of Yeti slogans/puns under the cut:
and if you're wondering why I made so many gd yeti puns, it was for michael's mug. You gotta have some fitting and funny slogan for all mugs. Btw If any of you know some good yeti slogans and/or puns, please call me, I've been struggling.
Michael; local cryptid believer, but not cryptid enjoyer
Vanessa; POLAR BEARS
Eclipse; I'm having the best time of my life! :D
Y/n; I'm having A TIME :')
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a/n: idk what's his problem but I would hands down be super happy if this mf cud pin me down, tie my hands with his tie and wreck me ooop- 🫣 my inspiration isn't inspirationing the way it's supposed to-
Things HAN Would Say During Sex
1. “oh shit, yes faster please, fuck!”
2. “oh god, your cunt is so delicious, I want m-more”
3. “fuck yes, use me like this, yeah”
4. “fuck, fuck, mommy yes!”
5. “omfg y/n, ur a-amazing, fuck- yes”
6. “oh my god, I'm gonna c-cum!”
7. “I'm so close please lemme cum I've been such a good b-boy”
8. “fucking hell, yes faster p-please!”
9. “you like this look? it's only for u m-mommy”
10. “fffuck yeah!”
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Thinking about Harper choking you out to test your lung function instead of using a stethoscope like a Normal Fucking Doctor
"The longer you last, the better your lungs!" <- Dr. Harper, Health Expert
(P.S. When you awaken once more, you may feel extra soreness in your nether region, but do not fret! This is all completely normal!) <- source: trust me bro
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I had a dream about ctommy and cwilbur sitting together and talking about how weird it is that their story had been put on pause. They keep waiting and waiting for the plot to continue but nothings happening, their days stay peaceful and uneventful. Wilbur says that’s not how it’s meant to be while Tommy responds with “Well then why am I aging then? Why are we changing if it’s supposed to be on pause?” And then the dream morphed into some other unrelated thing but I’m still thinking about this…
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yeah i dont rlly care about genderbends unless theyre doing something particularly interesting *imagines character but butch* holy shit
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