#/sarcasm obviously

[arowrath]

someone tell millennials that if only they stopped door dashing $1,442 dollars worth of avocado toast to their apartment every week for a year that they would be able to afford a down payment on a house

#text #/sarcasm obviously

[superbellsubways]

ilove feeling self conscious all the time its so fun and awesome

#/sarcasm obviously #i always feel really embarassed about every single thing i post #and if i dont at the moment of me posting then i do later on and its horrible and i hate it #iam so tired of getting vagueposted about it makes me want to hide away forever #on one side i like drawing and posting whatever i want no matter how ooc it may be #on the other side i feellike everything i post regarding certain characters is cringe and everyone judges me for it in silence LOL #the brain is so silly and loves to make me feel bad no matter what i think #anyways #sorry for venting (?) on main ijust needed to get this outof my system somehow

[newtness532]

homophobia yay 😃👍

#/sarcasm obviously #jo says stuff #personal ramblings

[sammysam999]

Me everytime people come at others in the community for choosing their own words to describe their expiriences, as if this shit didn't happen like thousand times before and 999 times of those cases it was the radfem kool-aid people drunk and not like any honest or even valuable concerns:

#intercommunity discourse #like pan bi xenogender transandrophonia discourse #and pretty sure ace discourse too #like you need to stop recycling the same old arguments #to weaponize against different subgroups of your own community lol #like by now it's just balantly circling from one group to another #which becomes the target of the year #queer #love all the talking over others #explaining them their oppression #/sarcasm obviously

[possamble]

In one of the extra comics Marcille mentions that elves don't have body hair, her included. So Falin staring at a naked pussy is Canon

I mean, I hear what you're saying but...

To be 100% honest, this feels really ambiguous. She's a little too worked up in that second panel. Like, a lot of people have interpreted it as her being defensive and self-conscious about the fact that she shaves and waxes religiously (especially in the context of a trans headcanon) and that feels more right to me?

My personal interpretation is that she really doesn't grow little facial hairs (partially bc we've seen Senshi's huge beard turn into a tiny little elf stache so there is some real evidence for that). But then she doesn't actually know if she has peach fuzz or not and gets REALLY flustered about being scrutinized before she can check for herself and shave off anything she doesn't like.

But either way, my point is that I don't think we're meant to take Marcille's words here at 100% face value and consider it evidence for elf physiology.

And listen. I think Marcille should have a bald pussy in the bath scene bc rule of funny. But beyond that, I want to believe elves can grow pubic hair. I want to believe in the postcanon blondie bush. She's exponentially cuter with it, and I don't want Falin to have to eat bald pussy for the rest of her life. I'm only half joking when I say I want it as a part of her character growth. At the end of the story, Marcille Donato accepts that she is a living, breathing animal that eats and will be eaten and sweats and shits and grows hair all over her body. She learns to accept mortality, starts to reconcile with the inherent grotesqueness of being alive, and most importantly, lets her bush grow out for the first time in her life. And it's beautiful.

#asks #dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi manga spoilers #farcille #marcille donato #marcilleposting #obviously im being facetious but i assure you there is no sarcasm or satire in this #I will say I think she probably only has peach fuzz on her arms and legs tho #me and my dad have naturally mostly-bald arms and legs so if it's possible for irl humans i dont see why it wouldnt be true for elves #anyway i broke my social media ban to answer this but im logging off going back into crunch mode sorry #see you guys on the other side of may if i manage to survive

[hidekomoon]

the thing with heartbreak high is that we have some super realistic teenager characters, they're complex and they're not perfect and there's so much to explore there. i'm thinking about sasha in particular--the potential for an interesting redemption arc is HUGE. her being this superficially woke person who cares more about how things affect her and her reputation than about doing the right thing could lead to very relevant reflections. it could lead to a beautiful story of her realising her mistakes and growing from it

but then when you look at the fandom the only redemption arc they seem to care about is spider's. wonder why

#the last sentence is sarcasm obviously #heartbreak high

[uncanny-tranny]

I think many people conceptualize manhood as destruction and womanhood as creation in such a way that transition has been really wild to parse my experiences and how they fit.

I am simultaneously creating the self and destroying the self in such a way that people don't... know how to react sometimes. I've really noticed this as I've given less and less care as to what I present myself as, because now, I am truly only concerned with myself rather than my perception. Once I got over the bioessentialist idea that to be a man was to destroy, and I can't create because that's only for women (or, for those forced to create), I started caring much less.

I think that's interesting, is all

#trans #transgender #lgbt #lgbtq #ftm #mtf #nonbinary #bioessentialism #i think it's no coincidence that it is now that i am getting into fiber arts #i am creating whilst being a man and that is what it means to be human<3 #i think that's why people were shitting their pants recently about a research paper/book on woman and female hunters #because hunting as an act of destruction? OBVIOUSLY for men 🙄 (sarcasm)

[rwby-confess]

Confession #71

#rwby #confessed by anonymous #oscar pine #reaction to confession 62 #reaction to confession 52 #and that one very reasonable fellow #<- (sarcasm obviously)

[avesblues2]

Is it safe to hug pregnant women?

No, you will pop her belly like balloon.

#asks #sarcasm obviously

[coeluvr]

will we be able to take back the crown of vesphire?

Very spoilery I know but still i HAVE to know.

At first I thought you meant the actual crown so I was like "isn't that an option in the prologue owo" 😭

Then I realized you meant the throne and I'm so excited to tell you that I am 100% willing to show you the entire plot of coaaf from start to finish to every lore bit ever because what I should have done from the beginning was just tell all of you the entire thing instead of writing it. 🥰 Here's the link to a doc with EVERYTHING in it— *gets into a car crash and loses all my memories*

#coe answers #sarcasm obviously...

[w0rped-moss]

actually all women characters are bad because if they have big titties its fetishizing and if they have a flat chest or small titties its pedophilia and if they have “average” sized titties that’s not being inclusive of other body types so basically what I’m saying is that the only morally okay characters are men. this is a feminist take

#slash sarcasm obviously

[lionheartedmusings]

yesterday q!bad sillied a little to close to the sun and today he's interaction starved and no one wants to be his friend :( he was just being silly!!!!!! :(

#qsmp #qsmp live blogging #q!badboyhalo #this is obviously sarcasm #it's fucking hilarious lmao

[clowninthecoffeehouse]

fighting for my life defending jonelias in the tiktok comment sections. you guys just don’t get them like i do </333

#i get it’s unhealthy #it is a horror tragedy podcast #i signed up for unhealthy that is why i listened to this podcast and not a romance podcast #and jonmartin can be unhealthy at times too like basically every ship in tma is #i like reading horror and things that don’t have happy endings #that is why i mostly consume media that isn’t just romance #this is a personal preference of course but like why is this preference so controversial in a fandom that is literally for a horror tragedy #like obviously i do not aspire to have a relationship like theirs irl but that doesn’t make it less interesting #i enjoy reading interesting things #that doesn’t mean i think they should be reality #that is why i consume horror media #because it is interesting #i need to stop going on tiktok #i barely log on but everytime i do i feel like i’m losing my mind #tma #the magnus pod #ramblings #i will not write an essay on my fandom opinions #i am a normal person #/sarcasm

[fossys]

love seeing a mental health and disability advocate immediately turn around and go "haha im so delusional <3" in the same moment

#sarcasm i obviously hate this #i hate that delusional has been turned into some silly quirky thing like no!!!! #like if i tried to describe my delusions to these ppl theyd think im fucking insane #ppl understand why u dont use intrusive thoughts to mean impulsive #so why cant they understand not using delusional when they just me unlikely events #like god #im so fucking tired #-anon #actually delusional #delusional #sysblr #system #plural #plurality #mental illness #not saying who this was originally made about. its not the point the point is ppl using delusion as a silly quirky thing

[hoarder-of-dragons]

Arthur: The pressure is too much and now I can't seem to do anything right now. Morgana: Right, I never thought I'd have to say this, but there is only space in this family for one unstable sibling, and I have held that title for a very long time, so you are going to have to get it together.

#Arthur:..... #thanks very much morgana #sarcasm obviously #can we get more love for the pendragon siblings #bbc merlin #merlin #pendragon siblings #pendragon family #king arthur #arthur pendragon #prince arthur #arthur #morgana #morgana pendragon #merlin headcanons #bbc morgana #bbc arthur #merlin shitposts #merlin emrys #arthur and morgana #incorrect quotes #merlin incorrect quotes #incorrect merlin quotes #merlin bbc

[feyd-meowtha]

I actually don't know if I'm ready for the influx of fic about this new version of Feyd Rautha... Like..... That's my boy..... But also it's so so not.....

I'm so conflicted cus I've been praying for more fic for so long but now......

Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh.

#look how they massacred my boy for the third time #obviously the only one who truly gets him is me (sarcasm) #brain goblins brain goblins #feyd rautha #dune