#//unidentified; (ANON)

[ultra-raging-ghost]

Agree with last anon it's like people are allergic to having any hope about this situation and it's driving me nuts, I just want to post positively about the server without being worried ill lose people for it

posting so the other anon can see <3

#qsmp #qadmin situation #asks #qsmp discourse #i love it when anons talk in my askbox #its like watching two little unidentifiable rats squeak at eachother/aff

[lazaruspiss]

“Weird ass character interpretation” Tim would literally love anything Dick does to him. Stabbing him??? Penetrating him (with a knife)? If someone else tries to stab him after that he’d get so upset

Leslie or Alfred try to give him stitches and he damn near bites them. His hole from Dick penetrating him... How dare they try to take that away?? (He lets Dick treat the wound though, to everyone's confusion)

I do just find it really funny to imagine him treating it like. Y'know that "I'm never washing this hand again" trope? Like that :]

#asks #anon #tim is like a strange unidentified rodent to me

[5mind]

💞 + Antares buddy……….what that tail do? Besides the stinging and the slicing and the slaughtering ofc.

In the spirit of Sexual Sunday, feel free to send 💞 + any dirty questions you may have for them on anon, and they HAVE to answer honestly!

"What else does a tail even need to do??? Aside from all that and grabbing stuff..."

"I mean, I can switch out what's at the end of it but I don't own any ...attachments.. you might be interested in today..."

"Ah, wait- you into choking , anon?"

#[ ic : antares ] #[ unidentified caller ] #suggestive cw #(( pray 4 him he cant even afford tailfucking #also dont take that offer anon

[oceanic-recollection]

Computer

Show me cool bug

<APIS> Hi I'm the computer

<APIS> You're getting that!! o(*￣▽￣*)ブ

#apis #tabby #ask #anon #idle chatter #bug #bugs #unidentified bug #id #id in alt #id in alt text #kq

[headcans-oneshots-and-stuff]

Hello! Are you doing alright? I recently saw this romance movie about chefs and was thinking about cooking scenes or dynamics with any fandom or character of your choice.

*finger guns*

hey cutie ❤️ I'm doing a lot better now than still a few weeks ago so I'm getting back to focusing my energy on nice things like this request 😉

Now I have a few scenes and dynamics that came to mind here so I'll give you some lil' itsy baby drabbles (honestly the second one almost made me tear up a little at how fluffy it was to write) and I hope you like them:

Contrary to popular belief (and something that I wrote actually) Dick is capable of cooking more than just a bowl of stale cereal and milk, he grew up under Alfred's care after all. While he'll never be a five-star chef or come any close to the magnificent things that Jason can whip up if he actually cares enough to do so (which only happens once in a lifetime) he can make some decent - if basic - meals. After the two of you become an item he makes it a habit to find out what you like the most meal-wise (including any allergies or limitations) and tries his best to become good at making those - even asking Alfred to make him some recipes - so he can surprise you on date nights, birthdays or anniversaries. He'll get one of your friends or one of his siblings to take you out to the movies or shopping or something that you can enjoy and spends hours in the kitchen trying to make it perfect. And though it'll never be actually perfect, the edges tend to come out burnt, the middle sometimes still cold and the dessert might have a little too much salt in it, whenever you sit at the table with Dick lovingly looking at you, it tastes like the best thing you have ever eaten.

Peter Parker (for the sake of this drabble let's say it's an au version of the classical comic) - a broke college student who tries to get by on his own - decides to take Aunt May out for her birthday and basically spends his entire month's wage from the daily Bugle to invite her to a decently high priced restaurant in the city, one that was small and unknown enough not to be booked out years in advanced, but nice and costly enough to offer a great meal and experience. He had heard about it from a friend who told him about how cool it was because it was one of those where you saw the cook making the food behind a glass window and got a view of the process. Aunt May's birthday comes and she's really happy about her nephew's invitation, the evening goes great as they have a conversation about Peter's time in college and his friends. Then the current cook - a forty-something looking man with a slightly annoyed look seemingly stuck on his face - took off his apron and was replaced by you and Peter was starstruck. Not only were you gorgeous, the way you smiled as you flipped and chopped and cooked the food you were making - with so much passion and energy, made his heart flutter a little. May just smiled and rolled her eyes as she saw live how Peter developed a crush on someone he hadn't even talked to. When he paid the check and they left, Peter shot one last look at you who smiled at him and waved him off, May thought that was it, but what she didn't know was that Peter had it bad.After that Peter kept on coming to the restaurant just hoping you were on shift and a few weeks later he knew the menu and the prices by heart and he also knew which meals you were happiest to make and tended to order them. He thought his silly crush was one-sided and he knew that his bank account couldn't support it much longer, but just as he left the restaurant one night deciding that he needed to forget his silly dream of actually talking to you. Someone tapped on his shoulder. Turns out he wasn't the only one with a crush and you had hurried out as you saw him leave after finally gaining the courage of asking him out. He never did lose the fascination and inspiration that hit him when he watched you cook and a few years later he was sitting at the kitchen island in the house the two of you had bought after your wedding just a few months prior and watched as you expertly cut potatoes into perfect fry shapes with the little bump of your belly promising a new addition to his little family he knew he hit the jackpot

After you had told Spencer Reid - your husband and love of your life - that you were pregnant - he started to read each and every book about babies and pregnancies and raising a child that he could get his hands on, he tried to be home sooner after cases and spent more time at home. He really wanted to be prepared for this little bundle of joy that you were currently developing in your belly and he really thought that he was with all the research he had done and the classes he had made the two of you take. There was one thing he was not prepared for though.  Your cravings. It started with harmless stuff like pickles with nutella or pineapple with mayonaise, but when you woke up at three in the morning craving nacho fries he decided on doing something unexpected. He got up and dissapeared into the hall and you thought he was going to go to the nearest 24/7 store that had them and it made tears well up at the thought of what he’d do for you. Then you heard something clinck in the kitchen and you slowly tapped towards it only to see Spencer staring at his laptop screen with a few potatoes in front of him.  When you asked him what he was doing, he said that he didn’t want you to eat the junk food from the chains and that he’d just make you nacho fries himself. That way he’d know what was in them and could monitor the nutritions better. It was safe to say that after that he gained quite a few cooking skills in the months of making obscure meals for you, but as he was standing before you and served you your plate of whatever you had craved that day and you shot him that overjoyed smile, he felt like it was the best skill he could ever learn.

#dick grayson #dick grayson x reader #dc #batfamily #batfam #peter parker #peter parker x reader #marvel #spencer reid x reader #spencer reid #Criminal Minds #criminal minds x reader #drabble #unidentified-anon-creature #❤️❤️❤️ #answered #*finger guns*

[circle-mp3]

um quite genuinely when i see i picture of katie mcgrath im like oh thats her shes my tumblr mutual <3

asks that make me glad i never got around to matching it with my discord

#i was gonna make it the little santa hat mitkidance i had for christmas #also i did not ignore ur reblog of this i promise <3 i just sent it on anon because i forget that people dont hate me #asks #horse-music #also this ask almost made me cry for unidentifiable reasons. normal person behaviour

[extraneousdominomask]

https://extraneousdominomask.tumblr.com/post/687900872221540352 JSYK this is stolen artwork. OP is not the actual artist of that image

come back with a warrant

and by "warrant" i mean the actual original source, preferably on tumblr, so i may reblog it again

#nobody making this claim in the posts' notes so...? #I love how anons (unidentifiable strangers by definition) feel secure in entering your inbox with totally unsupported statements #and by ''love'' I mean-

[thexianzhoujade]

you can call me cyno anon because only cy-know who i am! (haha... get it, like i know?) you're welcome to guess though :D

hsshssjsjs i’m bad at guessin nonnie </3 i’ll just keep gigglin over ur jokes ehe

#i’m actually labelling u cyno anon for this HAHAHA #visitor.cyno anon #( unidentified visitors ) #( dine with the gambler ) #© thexianzhoujade

[lordeofmars]

Hey don't kill yourself please. Life is hard but it will get better someday. Please live to see it.

Ugh I’m not gonna kill myself. I have a kid that I don’t plan on leaving but my life is still pretty fucking terrible rn

#I wish this wasn’t an anon so maybe we could actually talk but no instead it’s just an unidentifiable stranger telling me what to do #I have no idea who this is I don’t feel any connection to you at all

[5mind]

Scandalous rumor:

Fivey actually hates Tokusatsu

Send me a very scandalous rumor about my muse to see how they would react.

"Excuse me?"

"Why would-!!! Why would you even think that? Who is saying this? Where are they?!"

#[ ic : one in five ] #[ unidentified caller ] #(( anon pls

[vegasandhishedgehog]

You watched umg right? I’ve watched like half of it and I love it but I’m worried it’s going to end badly. Does it?

Hi anon!

Oh boy this is quite the question. I guess it depends on what you define as bad? There's a lot of absolute BONKERS shit that happens toward the end that frankly comes off as total crack fic material, but I can tell that both the writers and the actors had fun with it, so while it is undoubtedly silly I still enjoyed it.

Nanon and Drake speak English at some point (as do other characters but my focus is them lmao) and it's sexy. I made a moodboard when I first heard Nanon. I didn't for Drake but I should have 😮‍💨. Also Nanon says fuck 😂😂

The ultimate end is bittersweet and more or less rewarding for everyone, which I think counts as good? Idk if that makes you want to finish it any faster, nonnie, but I hope that helps you decide! If anything, Nanon in glasses is hella cute.

#answered #anon #umg #unidentified mysterious girlfriend

[groveofsouls]

tag dump one ft. general tags!!

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