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spencerreidcanchokeme · 1 year

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I’m sorry, but Jason eats up Dick and Tim when it comes to crop-tops.

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spencerreidcanchokeme · 1 year

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MANIFEST YOUR MINDSET

Today I woke up trying to say my affirmations but intrusive thoughts kept entering my mind. I got so tired of having to constantly flip my thoughts.

I then thought that if I can manifest anything I can also manifest a good mindset. I began affirming:

"I only think thoughts in my favour. "

"I trust in my ability to manifest all of my desires."

During the first couple minutes of saying these affirmations, more intrusive thoughts entered my mind. I persisted for a few more minutes and positive thoughts began to enter my mind naturally. I began thinking about my hobbies, my goals, and what it will feel like to achieve my goals this year. I didn't even have to try hard. I realized that I changed states and I began thinking from this new positive state.

If something is bothering you, affirm against it. If you think that your mental health is in shambles, affirm that you have perfect mental health. Too much intrusive thoughts in your mind? Affirm that you only have good thoughts.

We can literally manifest anything with affirmations. We have this power for a reason. Use it. Make your life comfortable. We are meant to be happy.

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spencerreidcanchokeme · 1 year

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𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 𝐓𝐎 𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐅𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐏𝐓.𝐈

having a locket that turns red when someone’s lying

your eyes changing colors depending on your mood

your outfits are always according to the theme of the place you’re going to

heart pupils

time manipulation

perfect handwriting

when someone looks at you [insert song] starts playing in the background

having a day specially dedicated to you, like a holiday.

you’re always the life of the party

you wake up with your desired hairstyle everyday

your beauty is mesmerizing

a shifting locket, when you click it; it makes you shift instantly to your desired DR

a wish-book that grants all of your wishes

the weather changing depending on what mood you are, for example; SAD ➜ STORM

being able to read minds

having a beauty capsule that can transform/alter your outfits/appearance no matter where you are.

a fairy godmother!

being able to talk to animals

you can make shooting stars appear whenever you want

gold/silver aura

healing powers

being THE it girl

everything you say becomes iconic

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spencerreidcanchokeme · 1 year

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𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 𝐓𝐎 𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐅𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐏𝐓.𝐈𝐈𝐈

pretty privilege

free food anywhere you go

mind control

perfect dancing skills

being able to breathe underwater

hairs instantly disappear from your shower

your hair is never knotty

photos are automatically taken in fun/cute moments

being able to memorize things extremely easy

photographic memory

you only have to see something once to be a professional at it (cooking, sports… etc)

you know how to do your eyeliner perfectly

feet never get cold

you always have perfect comebacks

bugs don’t exist (mosquitoes specifically)

your skin is glittery (twilight reference)

you have an attractive voice

you never get blisters

heels are always comfortable no matter what

unlimited money

your tears magically heal anyone (Fawkes from HP)

you always give good advice no matter the situation

the veela charm (for example, fleur in HP)

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spencerreidcanchokeme · 1 year

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Dick: you sure you can take me?

Y/n: oh yea definitely

Dick: *squares tf up*

Y/n: oh shit you meant in a fight?

#i want this mf so bad #comic dick or titans dick idc gimme it rn #dick grayson #nightwing #robin #batman #jason todd #dick grayson x reader #jason todd x reader #bruce wayne #damian wayne #batfam #dick grayson smut #batfamily #richard grayson #red hood #dick grayson is an idiot sandwich ngl #dick grayson fanfic #dick grayson imagine

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spencerreidcanchokeme · 2 years

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spencerreidcanchokeme · 2 years

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insane men covered in blood. you agree. reblog.

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spencerreidcanchokeme · 2 years

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Not to be that person, but if Stranger Things ends up with Steve and Nancy getting back together, either Will or Robin dead, no ronance, no steddie, no byler, nothing beyond ‘up to interpretation’ of Will’s sexuality, Mike and El happy together… I don’t know, as a queer person, I will be upset.

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spencerreidcanchokeme · 2 years

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that scene in episode 7 where steve was shiterless AND bleeding???? truly awakened something primal in me

#hes so fit i can’t #steve harrington #stranger things #stranger things 4 #stefe harrington x reader #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson

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spencerreidcanchokeme · 2 years

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tim: uh what are you guys doing?

*y/n, jason and dick hiding in a bush with binoculars*

jason: spying on damian, little shit has a girl over and they’re walking through the garden like we’re in a period drama or something

y/n: this is serious shit timmy, I stole one of those noise receptor things from bruce so we could have the full experience

dick: wait wait did you guys hear that?

jason: what.

y/n: no way this dude just called them “my beloved”

tim: move up bitch I want in.

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spencerreidcanchokeme · 2 years

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someone pls toss gotham knights jason back in the pit cause he clearly was not done cooking.

#disgusting #i am crying over this #why does he look like human shrek #jason todd #arkham knight #gotham knights #batman #dc #red hood #robin #dc comics

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spencerreidcanchokeme · 2 years

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Inspired by this

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spencerreidcanchokeme · 2 years

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STOP 😭😭😭

is this not what happened??

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spencerreidcanchokeme · 2 years

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y/n: *clears throat* we are gathered here today to…de-funeralize jason todd-

jason *lying down on his grave like he’s fucking dracula*: dude don’t sound so bored, we’re literally bringing me back to life

dick: but you’re already alive-

jason: yea but that was unofficial and i didn’t even get a welcome home party btw?? fuckin rude if you ask me

y/n: you’re saying all this shit as if you weren’t bouncing around the city killing every bitch in sight, and not to mention you didn’t even tell us you were alive, you just went all shakespeare and was like “hello brucey 🤨😏”

jason: well i didn’t wanna be boring-

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spencerreidcanchokeme · 2 years

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y/n: i called dibs on the front seat bitch

jason: yea but i got here first??

y/n: move.

jason: why would i do that tho

y/n: move or i tell EVERYONE what colour your hair actually is

*jason literally falls over when getting out of the car*: bitch

y/n: love you too ed sheeran

#this is my favourite headcannon ever idc #jason todd #jason todd x reader #dick grayson x reader #batfam #damian wayne #dick grayson #tim drake #batman #bruce wayne #dc #roy harper #red hood #red hood x reader #red hood smut #nightwing #richard grayson #timothy drake #batfamily

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spencerreidcanchokeme · 2 years

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bruce: so you thought that breaking into a BANK and replacing all the money with customized monopoly money, which btw literally had jason and y/n’s faces on it was a good idea

y/n: i’m not saying anything without a lawyer present.

tim: listen it’s not as bad as it sounds, the plan just went a little sideways

jason: and by a little sideways we mean that no, the building itself was not supposed to completely burn down

y/n: on the brightside we’re richer than we were this morning and i found this katana-

bruce: oh my fucking god.

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spencerreidcanchokeme · 2 years

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Dick: wait so Bruce gave you actual vigilante advice?

Y/n: yea??? what did he say to you

Jason: he fr said “gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss” and we just rolled with it

Dick: yea it’s how i got this cd player, i gaslighted some old lady into thinking it was mine and that she stole it

Y/n: girlboss

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