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I’m assuming the cadets Hunter and Wrecker rescued - Mox, Zeke, and Stak - joined the Rebellion ahead of Omega, and when other surviving cadets heard about them, they ended up forming a rebel cell made almost exclusively of clones, and they were called the Bad Batch or Clone Force 99 or Kamino Squad or whatever, and their call signs would start with CT and 🥹🥹🥹

#anyway the republic lived on! #the bad batch #the bad batch spoilers #* #tbb #text

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I’m actually kind of surprised the Empire just… left Pabu? They didn’t occupy it longer like other planets? Was it because they had nothing to exploit? Nothing valuable to mine? Pabu truly the ugly middle child of planets 💀

#the bad batch #the bad batch spoilers #* #text #tbb

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Echo recognizing the Zillo’s release as Omega’s plan canonizes the chaos twin narrative of the Domino squad. Game recognize game, chaos twin raised chaos child, and it is written!

#it’s exactly what i would do SO DID FIVES ON KAMINO IM 😭😚🫡 #the bad batch #the bad batch spoilers #tbb echo #tbb omega #* #text #echo #omega

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Disney and co couldn’t give us Foxiyo, so they gave Riyo EVERY OTHER CLONE IN THE GALAXY THE QUEEN THE ABSOLUTE LEGEND ���🫡

#THATS OUR SENATOR #riyo chuchi #the bad batch #the bad batch spoilers #* #text #tbb #chuchi

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If the regs storm Tantiss, I want them in their full armor. That means Gregor finds a commando helmet, Rex and Howzer wear their pauldrons so the prisoners know to trust them, and the surviving clones they already rescued are in their fully painted kits.

I know it doesn’t make sense after the Bad Batch stripped the paint off their armor and Echo just straight up ditched his, but if Tantiss is as heavily guarded and fortified as it looks, then they’ll need all the protection anyway.

And Idk, the image of these colorful Republic clone troopers blasting through an Imperial base with its monochromatic stormtroopers, dismantling and disarming them as quickly and efficiently as Echo and Gregor did the prisoner transport when they rescued Howzer, it would just be so perfect and poetic and 😚😚😚

#im just an optimistic bitch lol #competency kink is real 😇 #star wars #the bad batch #captain rex #captain howzer #captain gregor #* #text #tbb #im not even saying it has to happen in the finale! #i just think the clones deserve a treat after Everything

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Preparing for Tantiss

Summary: While the Bad Batch acquire the coordinates to Tantiss, Rex prepares a ragtag team of familiar faces to follow him to the Imperial base.

Word count: 1.3K

Warnings: A hint of Rexiyo; a smidge, a sampling, an infinitesimal iota, if you will 😊

Notes: I’ve been saying for awhile that the "cavalry" in The Bad Batch finale might not just be clones, but it occurred to me only today to write it tf down, the last two episodes be damned lol This takes place during season 3 episode 13 of The Bad Batch, "Into the Breach." Look to the tags for the “familiar faces” - the cast is too long to list here. I wrote this in a rush, but it builds off some ideas I'm using for a series about Riyo Chuchi and the Clone Underground, specifically using Orto Plutonia as a base and the working relationship between Rex and Riyo.

“Careful with those proton torpedoes!”

“Don’t scratch my ship! I don’t care how well the Republic—"

“Father! Can I show Jek ze fighters?”

The small airbase on Orto Plutonia had proven more useful than Rex could have imagined. Clearing an area large enough to host more than half a dozen starships was a challenge, but the clones and the Talz braved extreme snowstorms in record time. Fortune seemed to smile on them today as the sky cleared and the wind calmed to a whisper. Ready the fleet, the breeze seemed to say. All the ships had spilled out of the hangar and into the open air, everyone enjoying the rare bout of good weather. Rex watches the fruits of his quick and dangerous labor from the edge of the field.

“Transmission from Pantora, sir.” A clone hands Rex a holoprojector, and Riyo Chuchi flickers in his palm.

“How are preparations coming along, captain?” Riyo learned to dispense with pleasantries when it came to Rex and his missions.

“Very well, senator.” Rex learned to keep his reports short when it came to Riyo and her transmissions. “It’s a tight fit with all the aircraft, but we’ll be ready in half a rotation. Hopefully by then, Echo will have transmitted the coordinates.”

Riyo nods, but can’t hide her concern. “Be careful, Rex. I can hold off the Senate for awhile, but not long. If Tantiss is as secretive and well-guarded as you say, people will want to know everything if something,” she searches for the right word, “explosive happens.”

“Understood.” Rex nods. “You be careful yourself.” It’s an earnest warning, but he looks around and finds no one within earshot. He smirks and tries his luck. “Try not to attract any more bombs while I’m busy.”

She huffs, looks around, and counters, “Try not to blow up any more bases.”

Rex returns her smile. She nods, and in an instant, she’s gone. Rex tucks the holoprojector in his belt.

“Uncle Rex!” Shaeeh calls and tugs at his arm. Rex’s heart thumps hard in his chest, taken off-guard by the surprise attack. “Can I come?”

Suu tiptoes from behind and grabs her daughter by the waist and off the ground. “Ay, no, we need someone to watch ze base while we are gone.” She nuzzles Shaeeh on the cheek before putting the child down.

“They’re ready for inspection,” Howzer announces, gesturing towards the noisy airfield. The captains fall into step.

First up are two Y wings parked across from each other. Cham Syndulla climbs down from the cockpit of one while Cut Lawquane stands up from the wheels of the other. Their kids play in the space between.

“Ready and operational, Rex,” Cut reports, wiping his hands with an oil-ridden rag.

“As iz ours,” Cham adds. “Eleni iz ‘aving some trouble with ze turret, but—”

“All fixed!” The men look up in time to see a wrench fly in the air and land with a loud clink on the ground. Eleni appears from the turret, smiling and wiping her forehead. Hera laughs as Chopper rolls loudly, arms flailing, to pick up the wrench.

“Good work.” Rex nods at the men before moving on.

Several meters away is a Nebula-class freighter. An astromech speeds from under its chassis towards Rex, stopping too late and bumping into his shins. He grunts in pain but otherwise ignores the collision. He rubs the droid’s dome.

“Hey, R7. Where’s Rafa?”

“You can’t bank at that speed, Trace!” Rafa’s voice turns the captains’ attention to the left. “The motivators will—”

“You watch! The Silver Angel can handle anything I throw at her.” Trace sees the captains watching her and her sister argue for the umpteenth time. “Oh, hey, captains.” She gives a short salute.

Howzer crosses his arms and shakes his head, but Rex is amused. It reminds him of the first time they met, right after Padmé’s--

“Whoa, Wookiee alert!” Rafa stops Rex’s train of thought. He turns to see three adult Wookiees approach from the right.

Howzer still can’t contain his shock at their ship. “How did they get their hands on a gunship?”

Rex sometimes forgets Howzer had been stationed far from most of the action of the Clone Wars. “General Tarfful fought in the Battle of Kashyyyk,” he gestures towards the heavily-armored Wookiee, “with Master Yoda. And lucky for us, he’s no friend of the Empire.”

A protocol droid ambles from behind the Wookiee general and ahead to the clone captains. “Hello, I am C3-LT, protocol droid for General Tarfful.”

Rex nods. “Please thank the general for his help. We’re well aware of the trouble on Kashyyyk and know that the Wookiees can’t spare much in the way of arms and soldiers.”

The droid turns to the Wookiee retinue and belts out a mountain of Shyriiwook. Tarfful answers in turn, and the droid translates.

“The general says that he is happy to help the clones liberate their people. He says the clones are brave warriors who will always have the Wookiees’ help whenever they ask.”

Howzer continues to be surprised, his eyes wide at the show of loyalty. Rex nods, and Tarfful drops a heavy hand on his shoulder, shaking the captain and roaring in what the clone assumes is a battle cry. The Wookiees turn around and return to their ship.

Rex starts towards the clones’ fighters at the far end of the field when a freighter lands just outside the perimeter. Everyone stops to watch. The snow settles before the ship’s pilot descends from its platform.

“Afternoon, boys,” Phee greets the approaching clones. She stops at the end of the ramp when she sees blasters aimed in her direction. “Hey now, is that any way to welcome Tech’s—”

Rex sighs and lowers a clone’s blaster with his hand, signaling everyone to stand down. “Easy, men. Echo comm’d us about this.”

Phee walks up to Rex. “Name’s Genoa. Phee Genoa.” They shake hands cautiously. “You must be the one in charge.”

“The name’s Rex. Howzer here will catch you up.” He peers behind her and up into her ship. “Where are the cadets?”

Phee smiles and calls out, “It’s alright, boys. Time to play.”

Three clone cadets appear from the belly of Phee’s ship, running in a line down the platform and stopping in a line next to Phee. “Reporting for duty, sir,” one of them announces before saluting.

Rex kneels down on one knee and addresses the boys. “Alright, troopers.” The cadets snap to attention. “Can I count on you to make sure each ship is supplied with its maximum amount of fuel before sunset?”

“Sir, yes, sir!” They chant and salute in unison before running towards the hangar.

Phee chuckles as Rex stands back up. “Is that what you did when you were a cadet? Fill up fuel tanks and clean starships?”

Rex smirks but holds off on telling her stories of caustic chemicals and hazing rituals on Kamino. Instead, he offers, “You’d be surprised what a clone cadet can do at that age.”

Phee puts a hand on his arm and presses, “Are you sure this will work?” Her concern is genuine.

Rex seems to consider her question seriously for a moment before he shrugs. “It has to.” He gestures for her to follow Howzer.

Rex turns around and gazes into the distance. The sun is beginning to hide behind a line of mountain peaks to the west. The air starts to chill. Gregor will have dinner ready soon, and Rex knows that for some, it will be their last meal. But when he turns back to the airfield, all he can see and hear are smiles and laughter, determined faces turning into friendly ones and idle conversations turning into detailed ones. Rex smiles. For now, hope is still on the horizon.

#HAPPY THOUGHTS #should’ve rebageled it earlier in the day 🤷🏻‍♀️

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#🤭🤭🤭 #tbb #fives #jesse

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just shut the f up Jennifer, I love you but this ain't funny anymore

plan 99 again? please I already have no hope, genuinely expect the worst, and feel sick to my stomach just becouse it's last bad batch eve.

#tbb #tweets #WTF

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As far as Star Wars curse words go, “kark” is leagues better than “kriff.” The extra consonant at the beginning of “kriff” means the word feels longer in the mouth, even ends further forward in the mouth. And the “f” sound puts it too close to “fuck,” might as well use that instead. At least “kark” and “fuck” have the same amount and kind of consonants, i.e., both end with the same “k” sound, so they pack the same punch.

And we don’t use “scrag” enough. The clone on Umbara who saw those caterpillar tanks erupt from the ground first, you’ll always be famous to me 😚

#star wars #the clone wars #linguistics #* #text #sw #‘sithspit’ is another favorite #hi welcome to some unnecessary linguistic analysis in a galaxy far far away lolol

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Sketch March 23 2023. Inspire by scrolling through the star wars tag. 

#the harem! she deserves it 😚 #tech #phee #bo katan #armorer #din #chuchi #echo #howzer #fox #rex #crosshair #art

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Rampart is not having a good time

#tbb #art #rampart

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I’m not holding my breath for a new clone show, but here’s some loose ends that will most likely not be addressed in the finale, regardless of how long it is:

CLONE RIGHTS. What happens to the retired clones that weren’t imprisoned or sent to Tantiss? How does Riyo Chuchi plan to keep fighting for the clones in the Senate?

Rex’s network and the Clone Underground. How big are they? Who are their contacts in the Empire? Where are their other bases? What was Gregor doing during Infiltration and Extraction?

Revealing the existence of the inhibitor chips. How did Kanan know about them? Would Rex and Echo tell Riyo? Would it help or hinder their fight for clone rights?

Emerie Karr’s backstory and purpose. Why did the Kaminoans create a female clone with accelerated aging? Why does she have a last name?

Senator Singh’s fate. What exactly did Riyo want from him?

Phee Genoa and the folks of Pabu. (Vader voice) Where are they? Are they safe? Are they alright?

Trace and Rafa Martez. Have they been to their garage lately? Are they helping Rex in other ways?

Hera Syndulla. She told Omega they’d meet again. Why would she say that?

Omega’s crossbow. Why hasn’t she used it yet?

Roland and Isa Durand. Will they really waste Anjelica fucking Huston on three lines?

#the bad batch #clone rights #riyo chuchi #clone underground #captain rex #emerie karr #phee genoa #isa durand #* #tbb #text #i have the teeniest tiniest hope for Cody and Wolffe but not really lol #yall this is prime fanfic territory 😉

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not to take credit away from the actual frontline fighters, but the whole "different rebel cells, some of which are sponsored by imperial senators" is so fucking funny.

Bail's out there appearing out of dark alleys and funding a rebellion knowing he's got the most important people in the galaxy on speed dial and the biological daughter of the second most evilest guy ever complaining about having to eat her veggies at dinner.

Mon has a whole network made up of a couple bastards she barely knows and doesn't trust, a bunch of bastards they barely know and don't trust, and her lesbian cousin. Risking her reputation, life, and wellbeing of her loved ones by sending money, doesn't actually know what is being done with the money.

Chuchi literally stumbled into a clone revolution and now she's running that shit out of some teenager's garage. No disguise, surrounded by clones, absolutely no reasonable doubt.

#💀💀💀 #bail #mon mothma #chuchi #text #im gonna be laughing at this for awhile it’s so true

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZEB!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY STEVE BLUM!!

Hera is very proud of the cake she baked for you!!

#OLD LOLOL #art #rebels #zeb #hera #jacen #kallus #sabine

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👏 Clones 👏 are 👏 not 👏 expendable 👏

#tbb #art #plo koon #nolan

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I NEED THEM BACK

#tech #omega #art #tbb

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Pantoran pantsuit means business 💌

cannot believe Riyo’s back and better than ever

#chuchi #art