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If you kinda think about it

The bee movie is like crack ship in wattpad

Just imagine being in a room where people make ideas in DreamWorks. This is how it goes.

"So what movie idea should we make?"

"We could make a movie about a lost dog looking for its owner"

"That's a fucking terrible idea"

"What the hell is Jerry looking at?"

"He's on wattpad right now"

"Jerry what the actual hell are you doing on that site"

"Im not even on wattpad"

"He's writing he's fanfic about a bee falling inlove with a human"

"This is why Clarissa left you bitch"

"No wait, that's a good idea"

"A bee falling inlove with human...?"

"If an ogre can fall inlove with a human why not a bee"

"Your making a fucking bee literally having sexual dreams of a danm human"

"Why the hell not"

"Meeting done"

#bee movie

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Its official people write about historical figures

HE JUST TURNED INTO A DILF OMFL

Which one of you did this

No Im done Im done with all of you

#These exist #Wattpad #Ao3 #Fanfiction #please Wtf are these actually #YANDERE HENRY VIII WHAT

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Its 1am and my friend is reading a possible smut fanfic of Tom and Percy

#harry potter #hp #Tom riddle hp #Pery weasley hp #Tom riddle #Percy weasley #Ao3 #Sendhelp

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SINCE WHEN DID DISNEY HAVE A DATING SIM????? HUH??????

Edit: So it's actually not a dating sim but a visual novel type game. Thanks @felix-the-lemon-king clearing that up for me

#twisted wonderland #Disney #Datingsim

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I have tendacy to assign my friend new fetishes, she currently has 5

Edit: She now has 8

Edit 2: new feitsh, fire fetish

(the feitsh she has are in the tags)

#foot fetish #Ant fetish #ball fetish #audio fetish #Im sure half of these don't even exist #Milf feitsh #Compass feitsh #Ginger feitsh #fire feitsh

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Everyone in the hp community tell me who is the best and worst character. Give reasons and see if anyone agrees

(Yes you may start wars)

#Harry potter #Hp

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Today one of my friends got a message from a stranger. Me and this other friend turned it into a whole asw investigation (I was the one who took it a bit to serious)

Ibestigators

#Show your self Liverpool blaster #Ibestigators

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I am high rn 💀

#Percy weasly #Percy weasly hp #Emo Percy #perciver #My immortal #I am on crack rn

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Remember the valentines day from hell?

So how's everyones valentines day going? Well I hope everyone's was enjoying or coping either way happy late valentines. From the title suggest yesterday valentines day that came from straight to hell.

So our school decided that finally, after three years they decided to hold the annual carnival, everyone was basically hyped for it and it was on valentines day. So I went ofcourse with my other friends, at first it was calm then it turned into a full on hell.

There was this stall that selled silly strings and Snow spray, ofcourse people bought it because you could spray it on people and it didn't take long before people had it confiscated, luckily mine didn't, and that's was the reason all hell was broken loose.

There is this kid in our class let's call him J, he wasn't afraid that if anyone messed with up you know as hell he'll fight back with water, so I came up the idea to spray him (okay I was the reason all hell was loose BUT if they never sold those I would have never gotten the idea) and my friend Z agreed with me. So we both and sprayed him, immediately we had to hide because we weren't gonna get sprayed today, our entire friend group got lost and we didnt even care. Then we went to another area to hide, I go away to see if he was there but when I come back I see J about to attack Z, D and O. I decided to pray him...guess who got splashed and basically it was a cat and mouse chase, we all then ran away trying not to get caught, we then ran into a wall and when B and J were walking we deadass tried not to breathe. We almost got away with it unless B didnt point it out and D got splashed with water, now for O we don't know where she went because she got separated from us. Then after a while is sister finished the water (Thank God) so we had the power now. Z grabbed a water bottle and poured it into J, by now another person came in and it was I, he was just there to record and witness. Me and Z decided to leave the carnvial while the three chased after us, I kept spraying B and J (Mostly J) with the spray while kindly enough I showed mercy to I.

Now this war might continue next week so I'll keep this updated if I can.

See ya

Update: They didn't come after us

#valentine #valentines day #story time #School story time #Hell #War

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Time to show the church this

#foot fetish #please ignore that tag there #They are on crack istg #Help me #Forgive me lord for which I have sinned 💀🙏

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I love Percy weasly

Thank you

(Btw anyone got some Perciver fanfics? Asking for a friend)

#percy weasley #hp #oliver wood #perciver #Percy weasly centric #ao3

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Tubbo

#dsmp tubbo #dream smp

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Remember the time where everything got lost? Part 1

No the title does not mean that we've lost everything from our stuff, it means that today's theme was like lost and found. We got:

A person missing

4 idiots who got lost

And everyone's nightmare. Loosing your phone and wallet.

This will be divided into three parts because the day was basically just dissolved into utter chaos. For the first part it will about the person who got lost.

To give context, I tagged along with a friend of mine, who we will call P, to church. After church we went to this event that was like bring your friends and family day or something, this wasn't the first time I went to my friends church so I had some people who I knew. Anyway we went to this park where you can rent bikes (This will be important in the next stories).

So now for person who got missing let's call her Y. So it was like an hour in when the event started and Y borrowed our friends shoes, let's name her J, for the mean time but after while she didn't come back or showed up. Instead of being worried J got pissed because Y still had her shoes and she needed them back. J took her guitar and threatened that if Y didn't go out yet she would smash it while I threatened it she didn't come out I would eat her rat toy. Along side was our two friends P and S.

After a while, Y didn't show up and so we went on a little journey to find her, we went to this little park that wasn't to far from our area and after playing. Me, S and P went while J looked after her sister and her friends sister. While the three of us were heading back you know who we found? THAT'S RIGHT, THIS MF Y. She apparently was hiding in a bush WHILE WE HAD TO GO ON A SMALL JOURNEY TO FIND HER. So yeah basically that was the highlight of the day. I'll be posting part 2 if I get the chance

See ya

#story time

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As someone who is Bi, hell yeah I will repost

If you support gay marriage reblog this. If you're on the homophobic side, keep scrolling.

As a bisexual, it sickens me that some people WILL keep scrolling.

#biseuxal #lgbtq #gay

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I refuse to believe some people find this man hot like yall forget this mf is a p*do? 💀

#hunter x hunter #hisoka #Hisoka slander

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Lmao I got in trouble because of an egg 💀

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So first post...idk what to write so hi then