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This is funnier if you read this in a Werner Herzog voice

milk and orange juice. the two healthy family breakfast drinks. to combine them would be the most natural thing in the world. but they are at war

#werner herzog

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All I did was post monstergirl boobi jesus I didn't write the weeb dictionary

Ma'am did you seriously just gainax while crushing a woman to death

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Ma'am did you seriously just gainax while crushing a woman to death

#dungeon meshi #falin touden #god bless trigger #not my gif

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FB Star Wars Sithposting rejected this so posting here for anyone who cares

#star wars #revenge of the sith #donald trump #now this is sithposting

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Weezer

#the princess bride #weezer #just goofin' #haha #laugh

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The funniest part about the ending of Dungeon Meshi is imagining Laois trying to navigate feudal diplomacy. It's like forcing a guy who only plays Monster Hunter to play Crusader Kings.

#dungeon meshi #laois touden

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Never beating the monsterfucker allegations

"he’s a deeply immoral and horrific guy who is straight up evil but he’s kinda hot tbh"

#cyberpunk 2077 #adam smasher

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It occurred to me that Richard E. Grant and Paul McGann would play a perfect Ford Prefect and Arthur Dent so I went and drew this

#the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy #withnail and i #richard e. grant #paul mcgann #ford prefect #arthur dent

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Ludwig 2nd phase

#bloodborne #fromsoftware #soulsborne #dark souls #ludwig the holy blade #ludwig the accursed

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ADHD havers when they can't find a youtube video that's the exact length to not pay attention to for the duration of a mundane household task

#adhd #shitposting #why does the algorithm exclusively show me long form content when I want a 5 min video and vice versa

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#dungeon meshi #laois touden #kabru #shitpost #delicious in dungeon

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The blessing and the curse of Pokemon being so cross-generational is that I can bond with my 8 y/o nephew over Pokemon cards but when he calls Snivy an "old Pokemon" I can feel crow's feet deepening in real time.

#pokemon #the constant purgatory of being a zillenial #pic is mithrun dunmeshi btw

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Ten in Nine's clothes serves cunt. Ten in his own clothes not so much. I will not elaborate.

#doctor who #nu who #tenth doctor #david tennant

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Senshi made Keanu a sandwich (it's delicious he's just having a rough day but he really needed that and is nonverbal but really appreciates it)

#keanu reeves #senshi of izganda #dungeon meshi

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Based crossover

trying to get through the day.

#dungeon meshi #disco elysium

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The funniest thing about The Hobbit films is that in the Jackson canon Legolas was there but never mentions it to any of the fellowship. Like at no point does he say 'Oh by the way Frodo I know your uncle from back in the day. Yeah I joined him on his quest and there was a dragon and huge battle and we knew about sauron maybe coming back a lot sooner but didn't mention it for some reason. Gimli's dad was there too and his friend tried to fuck my crush.'

#tolkien #lord of the rings #the hobbit #legolas

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The blinding stew thing is so funny to me

#dungeon meshi #shitpost #blinding stew #senshi of izganda