*Picks up phone*
Olga Foroga: Hello?
Caller: Do you like scary movies?
Olga Foroga: ...
Olga Foroga: Oh I see where youβre going with this. Iβve dealt with you crazy hooligans before. You kids think itβs funny to try and terrorise old ladies?! Well if I ever find out who you are imma whip your bitch-ass so hard, your mumma will be crying...
Caller: ... *Stu and Billy sobbing whilst rocking back and forth*
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Diego: So in conclusion she was fine, really. Our petty threats didnβt effect her in the slightest...
Five:
Luther:
Diego:
Everyone else:
Luther: Canβt say the same about that Elliot guy though
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Klaus: How can someone say Five is evil?? He's the most precious soft little soul.
Five, wiping blood off his face: YEAH I'M ADORABLE!
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No one:
Literally no one:
Klaus: If you canβt dazzle them in brilliance, then baffle them with bullshit
Ben: Wow thatβs deep...
Klaus: *Is shocked*
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Brother BondingοΏΌ . . .
Luther: Hey Five! Whatβs the best way to get revenge on someone?
Five: Well as we said at the Commission, revenge is a dish best served cold
Luther: Hmmm, I think Iβve got it
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Later
Diego: Mum is there any pudding?
Mum: Check the freezer darling
Diego: *Opens freezer*
Diego: Mum someone wrote βI hate you Diegoβ in the icecream ...
Luther watching from afar: *Looks to Five, with his thumbs up*
Five: ...
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I can imagine Klaus having his own blog π€§π€§
Send me Emojis
πΉΒ I have a romantic crush on you
βοΈ I have a platonic crush on you
πΒ Iβm gay for you
π€Β given the chance I would gladly hug you
π You are my best friend
π You are my closest friend
π Youβre cute
π¦Β youβre adorable
π¨Β youβre artistically talented
πΒ we have a lot in common
πΒ youβre annoying
βοΈΒ youβre mean
βοΈ I wish we could talk
π½ youβre out of this world
π€ youβre pretty cool
π₯ youβre hot
π I wanna make out with you
π Your blog makes me smile
π Iβd date you
π I want to marry you
π I canβt stop thinking about you
π I love you so muchΒ
πΆπ± letβs get a dog/cat
πΎ nerd
π» I admire you from afar you probably donβt know I exist
π Youβre content is trash and i love you
π I aspire to be like you one day
π Iβm lucky to have met you
π€ We donβt talk as much as we used to
π« You live far away and it sucks because I want to meet you
π© Iβm too shy to talk to you but I really love your blog
π Youβre a sweet cinnamon bun
π Your blog is pretty
π Youβre funny
π Wish to hang out over the holidays
β I trust that you would have my back
π you are fun to be around
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AJ: I think I smell something fis-
The Handler: *Eats fish*
The handler: thatβs a pretty nice fish
The handler: it would be a shame if someone were to
The handler: eat it.
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Flirting Tips
Klaus: HEY
Random girl: *Looks over* Yes?
Klaus: Those pants look great, girl. Do you know where they would look even better? On my brotherβs floor! *Points to Luther*
Luther: *Facepalms*
Random girl: Did you just hit on me? For your brother?
Klaus: He really needs help with things like this, you know?
Ben: *Crying with laughter*
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Is it just me or should we have seen an appearance of sweet little Olga Foroga, where she meets Diego and hits him with a handbag?
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Ben: Say something Iβm giving up on you...
Klaus: Bitch what would you do without me?
Ben:
Ben: *Starts sobbing* I love you bro
Klaus: πππ
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Luther: *Still chasing after Allison*
Ray: πππ
Vanya: *finds love*
Klaus and Allison cheering her on:
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Allison: Hey guys whatβs up?
Luther: *Aggressively flapping his arms like a chicken*
Allision: What are you doing Lu-
Diego: STOP! DONβT SAY HIS NAME!
Allison: ...
Luther: ...
Allison: Whatβs going on?
Diego: Well him and I were having a bit of a disagreement
Allison: *raises eyebrow*
Diego: He believed that since heβs βNumber 1β, he is better at everything
Luther: *Glaring intensely whilst tapping foot*
Allison: Oh god *sighs*
Diego: So he suggested we play jinx, and he said Iβd never guess what he was going to say
Allison: What was it?
Klaus: *magically appears* I love Allison?!
Allison: ...
Diego: ...
Luther: *crying*
Allison & Diego: *Drags Luther awayβ
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Allison: So what was it?
Diego: ...
Diego: Well I knew at some point heβd kick off and say βDAD SENT ME TO THE MOON FOR A REASOOONNNNβ
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The random tow truck guy: Youβre so mature for your age.
Five: *thinking about how heβs technically older than this guy* Thanks, itβs the trauma.
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Palm readings ...
Klaus: Ben, youβll never guess what I learnt today
Ben: *Sniffling* Yeah I was there Klaus, palm reading right?
Klaus: Are you crying?
Ben: No *sobbing quietly*
Klaus: Whatβs up Casper?
Ben: Itβs just... Iβve been feeling really sad as I really hate myself, I feel like Iβm a monster...
Klaus: ...
Ben: ...
Klaus: Give me your hand
Ben: Why?? *Sniffles*
Klaus: Just do it
Ben: *Puts hand out*
Klaus: Hmmm thatβs funny
Ben: What?!
Klaus: I see your heart line and head line, but ...
Klaus: But I donβt see any monster lines
Ben: ...
Ben: *Sobbing but smiling*
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Klaus: You know I didnβt see a life line either Casper *laughing*
Ben: *Covers Klausβ mouth* Shhhhhh
Klaus: ...
Ben: Donβt ruin the moment
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Klaus: Cause if you like it, then you shoulda put a ring on it
Klaus: Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Ben: ...
Klaus: What?
Ben: You were only with this dude for three days
Klaus: Ah good times, he did make the best waffles Iβve ever had
Ben: He was the rehab cafeteria man ...
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Mumβs Favourite Child...
Diego: MUUUUMMMMM
Grace: Yes darling.
Diego: Th-thereβs a m-monst-ter und-der m-my b-bed.
Luther: *On the bottom bunk* Why do you hate me?
Grace: Shhhhh. You wonder why he stutters you little gorilla. Go to bed.
Diego: *Sniggers* S-savage
Luther: *Hyperventilating* Iβm number one. Iβm number one. Iβm number one...
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Pickup lines . . .
Luther: Hey girl are you a monkey?
Coz I wanna feed you my banana
Klaus: Calm down monkey-boy
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Diego: Is there a phone in your back pocket?
Because that ass is calling me
Klaus: Since when are you an ass man?
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Allison: I love your trousers! Bet theyβd look better on my bedroom floor
Klaus: I heard a rumour, that that line was cheesy
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Five: Did you know your body 70% water? ... Iβm thirsty.
Klaus: *Chokes on water*
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Ben: Are you a ghost? You've been haunting my dreams all night. *winks awkwardly*
Klaus: You tried Benny-Boo. You tried.
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Vanya: Are you a wrecking ball? Because I want you to smash into me.
Klaus: *Singing* I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALLLL
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Klaus: Hey Dave
Dave: Yeah?
Klaus: Did you know my lips are like Skittles and youβre about to taste the rainbow?
Dave: *Blushes*
Vanya: ...
Diego: ...
Literally everyone else: ...
Five: Honestly I loose brain cells in this family
Klaus: I swear you all live to insult me π₯Ίπ³οΈβπ
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