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nyxstherapy · 4 months
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Sometimes I get weird about labeling my gender then I remember Crowley exists and I’m like omg gender doesn’t even fucking matter I can go through life as Crowley would and then I’m fine again
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nyxstherapy · 6 months
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*dorbell rings* regulus: um hello? exorcist: hi, i'm here to remove the demon that has possessed you regulus: ...i didn't call you demon from under regulus' bed: i did regulus: fucking traitor
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nyxstherapy · 6 months
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im writing a scooby doo au crack fic if anyone's interested
Slytherin's Skittles by Nyxstherapy on ao3
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nyxstherapy · 6 months
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*texting*
james: HI regulus: hey james: HOW ARE YOU regulus: good, but why are you texting in capital? james: YOU SAID THAT YOU HATE SMALL TALK SO I MADE IT BIG JUST FOR YOU james: REG? james: LOVE james: WHY AREN'T YOU REPLYING regulus: james, this is pandora, reg is currently crying, i think you broke him
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nyxstherapy · 6 months
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jegulus headcanons for a better day
regulus is the little spoon
james has reg initials tattoed
regulus paints james' nails
regulus is the biggest "this reminds me of you" person
james uses ungodly amount of emoji in texts
james always cooks (regulus cannot make an edible sandwich to save his life)
they play board games and regulus always gets so competitive for no reason
regulus' fav coffee is iced latte with vanilla but he will never admit it
james always calls reg pet names and reg always acts so annoyed even tho he loves it
reg is obssesed with james hand (don't ask why)
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nyxstherapy · 6 months
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regulus: im going to need a human skull but you cant ask why pandora: pandora: okay, here you go. but dont ask why *pulls three human skulls out of her bag pandora: choose one regulus: pandora: regulus: this one will do
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nyxstherapy · 7 months
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sirius: moony, you're my bestfriend but i'd totally fucked you if you asked
remus: what
james, drinking tea: he said he'd fucked you if you asked
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nyxstherapy · 7 months
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canon.
Regulus has a sun tattooed on his achilles heel. I will give no more of an explanation, you're just gonna have to trust me on this one
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nyxstherapy · 7 months
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Regulus' conviction that he's unlovable and so he froze his heart to keep anyone from getting to him and then James the literal sun in human form comes in and boom melts him right away, no warnings
aghtgcmmewa i love then so much, you don’t understand
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nyxstherapy · 7 months
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no, dear transphobes. I do not want your cis kids to be trans and go though surgeries when they're only 10. I want our trans kids, to become trans adults. I want them to have a better, safer future. I don't want to hear about another suicide by a trans minor, because they were so severely bullied and couldn't take it anymore. I don't want to hear about another trans teenager being murdered, just because they exist. if you can't understand such simple thing as this, there is something really wrong with you.
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nyxstherapy · 7 months
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*wolfstar in a zoo* sirius: so what are they here for? remus: this isn’t a prison sirius: but they're behind bars? remus: yeah, but they are not prisoners sirius: so they can leave? remus: ……no sirius *pointing at a penguin*: that one is definitely a serial killer
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nyxstherapy · 7 months
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remus, angrily: ARE YOU- sirius: fucking remus: KIDDING ME, YOU- sirius: fucking remus: PIECE OF- sirius: shit remus: I HOPE YOU- sirius: fucking remus: TRIP, OVER YOUR- sirius: fucking remus: LACES james:........what the hell was that? sirius: lily has forbidden remus to swear, so I'm helping him out a little bit
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nyxstherapy · 7 months
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marlene: james, can i borrow 7000 bucks? james: what the hell do you need 7000 bucks for? marlene: an escape room. james: what kind of escape room is ths expensive? marlene: marlene: ...jail
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nyxstherapy · 7 months
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Anyone else wish they could attach and detach their boobs at will like accessories? Because same.
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nyxstherapy · 7 months
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unexpected meetings in the astronomy tower and an improbable alliance
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fake dating au but it’s *actually* fake and they just want to make their lovers jealous? anyone?
(i might make more simpler parts bc i have like a whole fic in mind LMAO)
also page three and four are low quality bc i have a toxic relationship w procreate, so don’t zoom in too much.
close up and jily icons:
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nyxstherapy · 7 months
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james: regulus hates me, he's always so mean to me, there's no way that he'd have feelings for me *meanwhile regulus in his dorm talking about james* reg: he smiled at me for 4 seconds, 4 divided by 2 is 2 and 2 is a couple which means that he wants to be a couple and then i saw him writing a letter to his parents in the library sooo he wants to introduce me to his parents dorcas: evan: barty: ...reg, you’re not even dating reg: not yet, but when he smiled at me two day ago it was a full moon and full moon means fulfilled love slytherin skittles: pandora: honestly not even i have the power to explain things like that
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nyxstherapy · 7 months
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barty: are you the big spoon or the little spoon? regulus: i'm the knife james: *from across the room* he's the little spoon
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