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wylan: it’s a sin to swear, kaz.

kaz: yeah, no shit, wylan.

#wylan van eck #kaz brekker #dirtyhands #the dregs #six of crows #crooked kingdom #soc #incorrect quotes #grishaverse #source : the righteous gemstones

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nina: I love you.

matthias: was that you or the kvas talking?

nina: I was talking to the kvas.

#nina zenik #matthias helvar #helnik #matthias x nina #nina x matthias #six of crows #crooked kingdom #soc #incorrect quotes #grishaverse

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the darkling: you’re damn right I’m pretty.

alina: I said petty.

#the darkling #alexander morozova #alexander kirigan #alina starkov #darklina #alina x darkling #the darkling x alina #shadow and bone #ruin and rising #siege and storm #grishaverse #incorrect quotes

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wylan: what language do you think jesper thinks in? zemeni or kerch?

kaz: bold of you to assume he thinks.

#wylan van eck #kaz brekker #jesper fahey #six of crows #crooked kingdom #soc #grishaverse #incorrect quotes

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jesper: whoever is holding the feelings stick has permission to say whatever they are feeling without being judged.

jesper: I’ll go first; I feel like I want to know what you’re feeling.

kaz: *snaps stick*

#jesper fahey #kaz brekker #dirtyhands #bastard of the barrel #six of crows #crooked kingdom #soc #grishaverse #incorrect quotes #source: new girl

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wylan: why are people so obsessed with top or bottom? honestly, I would be excited just to have a bunk bed.

jesper: I’m gonna tell him.

inej: don’t you dare.

#wylan van eck #jesper fahey #wesper #jesper x wylan #wylan x jesper #inej ghafa #six of crows #crooked kingdom #soc #grishaverse #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr

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matthias: hey, hi, hi — I’m involved in a criminal conspiracy.

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mal: nikolai’s going to look prettier than any of us, let’s just get it over with.

#mal oretsev #malyen oretsev #nikolai lantsov #shadow and bone #siege and storm #ruin and rising #grishaverse #incorrect quotes #source: try guys

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jesper: I’M TOO HOT!

jesper: *points at wylan*

jesper:

wylan: sigh

jesper:

wylan, in a monotone voice with a blank expression: hot damn.

jesper: cALL THE POLICE AND THE FIREMAN!

#jesper fahey #wylan van eck #wesper #wylan x jesper #jesper x wylan #soc #six of crows #crooked kingdom #grishaverse #incorrect quotes #source : unknown

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kaz, to the crows: so inej is the woman I’ve been seeing, recently.

inej: … why are they looking at me like I’m a zoo animal?

jesper: well, kaz acts as sort of the dad of the group, so, emotionally, this is kind of like being told that you’re our new mom.

inej: but you know it’s nothing like that, right?

nina: absolutely. do you cook macaroni?

#kaz brekker #inej ghafa #kanej #kaz x inej #inej x kaz #dirty hands #bastard of the barrel #the wraith #six of crows #nina zenik #jesper fahey #soc #crooked kingdom #sab #grishaverse #incorrect quotes #source: community

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nikolai: god, I love you. everybody else is nothing compared to you.

nikolai: *winks at the mirror*

genya, turning to zoya: so how does it feel to be second best?

zoya, shrugging: honestly, you get used to it.

#nikolai lantsov #sturmhond #zoya nazyalensky #zoyalai #zoya x nikolai #nikolai x zoya #genya safin #sab #shadow and bone #siege and storm #ruin and rising #king of scars #rule of wolves #grishaverse #incorrect quotes

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kaz: oh, by the way, if you ever speak disrespectfully about inej again, I’ll kill you.

kaz, chuckling: sorry, that sounded like a joke. I will actually kill you.

#kaz brekker #dirtyhands #inej ghafa #kanej #kaz x inej #inej x kaz #six of crows #crooked kingdom #soc #grishaverse #incorrect quotes #source: modern family

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jesper: wylan, if you come out there’s a chance your father will never talk to you again.

wylan: this plan has no downsides.

#jesper fahey #wylan van eck #wesper #wylan x jesper #jesper x wylan #six of crows #crooked kingdom #soc #grishaverse #incorrect quotes #source: miranda

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nikolai, to zoya: you’re about to enter the nikolai lantsov boyfriend experience. it can be quite intoxicating.

#nikolai lantsov #sturmhond #zoya nazyalensky #zoyalai #zoya x nikolai #nikolai x zoya #shadow and bone #siege and storm #ruin and rising #king of scars #rule of wolves #sab #grishaverse #incorrect quotes #source: brooklyn 99

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the darkling: okay alina, it’s either me or mal!

alina: mal.

the darkling: you don’t have to answer straight away.

#the darkling #alexander morozova #general kirigan #alina starkov #sun summoner #mal oretsev #shadow and bone #siege and storm #ruin and rising #sab #grishaverse #incorrect quotes #source: while you were sleeping

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wylan: since when is babysitting jesper my job?

wylan: …

wylan: oh my god, that's exactly my job.

#wylan van eck #jesper fahey #wesper #jesper x wylan #wylan x jesper #six of crows #crooked kingdom #soc #grishaverse #incorrect quotes #source : archer

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zoya: I just want to hear those three little words

nikolai: I love you :)

zoya, shaking her head: no, try again

nikolai: I will behave :(

zoya: much better

#zoya nazyalensky #nikolai lantsov #zoyalai #nikolai x zoya #zoya x nikolai #sturmhond #king of scars #rule of wolves #grishaverse #incorrect quotes