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i just threw up... from LOVE i just peed blood... from HOPE

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studies show that 90% of control freaks quit right before everyone agrees to do everything their way forever

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double checking the pdf im about to send to make sure the invoice i just scanned didn't magically turn into a full frontal nude image

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You seen the news recently? You have to fuck the green m&m. The government says you have to fuck the green m&m, or you can't vote.

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Tweets that are stronger than any counseling

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Searching for the niche group that will enjoy some number two fanart

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yo mr white i go to monster high now, bitch!

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sorry for finding it hot when people's hair goes grey. as if im wrong

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we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

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first Jimmy Buffett now Steve from Smash Mouth this is like 9/11 for dudes with closets full of Hawaiian shirts

#hope you had a horrible day lol #gatherer

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what if you wanted to be that fucked up girl but god said taco bell

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1 carabiner girl is worth 100000 lanyard guys. remember this